Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or his pals and I am not making any
money for this fic. Its purely for fun. I also don't want to take credit
for the quiz, I just got e-mailed it and I wanted to use it for this fic.
Survey Time
~Chapter 7-Severus Snape ~
Severus Snape glared. Then he glared, glared and glared some more. And all this glaring was at a piece of paper! He thought Dumbledore must be really off his rocker if he expected he, SEVERUS SNAPE to fill out some stupid survey. But the loony old man did. Grumbling and groaning the hole time, Snape decided that Dumbledore would find out if he didn't. So with a heavy heart Snape filled his quill.
SURVEY
Are you left handed or right handed?: What does it really matter what hand I write with?
Are you smart?: I can bottle fame and brew glory, what do you think?
What's your middle name?: Squigulus
How many personalities do you have?: I happen to always be a cruel insensitive person, and that you very much I am proud of it!
How many piercings do you have?: You mean those stupid pieces of metal that students like to get all over. I'm sorry but doing that is just ridiculous. Wait why did I even say sorry, you don't deserve it!
Tattoos?: I don't want to talk about my tattoo thank you very much.
Can you do a cartwheel?:I don't have time for foolish acrobats.
Do you have bangs?: Why does it matter?
Do you have contact lenses?: You mean those stupid things muggles put in their eyes?
Can you drive?: I prefer to apparate.
What do you drive?: Look above you dingbat.
Do you snore?: Is it any of your business whether I snore or not?
Do you drool in your sleep?: I don't drool like a little imbecile.
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I like flooing messages best.
What languages do you know?: English and Bulgarian
What's the best awards show?: I don't have time to be wasting it on award shows, whatever they are
Do you like onions?: Not particularily.
Do you like cotton candy?: Albus, is this another of you muggle treats. Maybe I should write the name down..it could be his password soon.
What instruments can you play?: I have no time to waste on music!
What words do you overuse?: Is it really any of your business?
What do you sleep in?: Do you really have to know?
What's your bedtime?: Bedtimes are for students, though that Potter acts like he doesn't have one...just like his dad!
How many pillows do you have?: This must be the most ridiculous question I have ever heard?
Do you like to dance?: NO!
Do you like to sing?: I loathe music.
Are you any good at it?:Do I really have to repeat myself?
How many cds do you have?: Is this supposed to be some abbreviation for cauldrons? Or is some muggle thing? If it's the former I have 34 of them.
How many times have you moved houses?: 4 times
Do you like where you live?: A dark, dank dungeon, wouldn't be happier anywhere else.
Do you like to finger-paint?: We are not little children here, ok Poter and his gang are, they should start finger-painting all the time..get them out of my way!
Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: Ok I stand corrected, THIS IS THE MOST IDIOTIC QUESTION I HAVE EVER HEARD! I refuse to answer it!
Do you sleep with socks on?: Who cares? Its not some stupid contest!
Are you ticklish?: Why would I tell anyone that?
Are you shy?: Hrmph, I am not shy
Do you talk to yourself?: Who's asking?
Are you a morning person?: Of course.
What's your favorite outfit?: Billowing black robes that intimidate first years.
Do you believe in ghosts?: *sarcastically* No I only live in a haunted castle and I don't speak to theBloody Baron everyday..get real!
What's your favorite feature?: The parts that frighten people.
What do you do when you're nervous?: I don't get nervous!
Who's your role model?: Myself.
What celebrities do you act like?: Let me guess, Potter wrote this question. Just so he can figure out which of his fans idolize him. *rolls eyes*
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
*Called You?: These
*Slept In Your Bed?: questions
*Saw You Cry?: are
*Made You Cry?: stupid
*Spent The Night?: and
At Your House: I'm
*Shared A Drink With?: annoyed
*You Went To The Movies with?: at
*You Went To The Mall With?: you
*Yelled At You?: Dumbledore.
*Sent You An Owl?: Nobody's business but my own.
*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: You Know Who
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been To New York?: In the U.S.? No thanks Been To Florida?: No, warm places make me shiver. California?: Ditto
Hawaii?: Grr. why are all these questions about the United States?
China?: Yes I have
Canada?: No
Danced?: I refuse to go there.
Stalked Someone?: Not telling you!
Had A Mud Bath?: Who wastes their time getting covered in mud..oh I forgot, the Marauders did.
Have you been close to death before?: Of course I have, I'm not some ninny.
Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: I like who I am.
Had An Imaginary Friend?: I'm not some stupid child!
What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Rip this parchment into shreds.
What was your last meal?: Who cares?
Snape was all ready to tear the survey into tiny little pieces to get rid of his frustrations. But just when he was going to do it, she showed up. "What are you doing Severus?" Minerva McGonagal said, giving him the same severe look she used when he was still her student. "Ohh, there you are Minerva" Snape said with an evil smile on his face. "What do you need?"
"Just you have to fill this out." Snape handed the survey to her and walked away, his robes billowing in the breeze.
AN: Here is chapter of this fic, andnext will be McGonagall, joy joy. I just bout passed out when I opened my mail today and found out I have gotten now 38 reviews on this fic. I about passed out from shock, you guys are so wonderful. This fic was mostly just done on a whim without much plotting, but I can not believe it's already out reviewed my much older stuff. I guess you guys won't let me stop it soon, so I will keep on going as long as you all stick with me. I guess you guys all like HP humor, so I will keep writing it. People who want to see Voldie's answers will have to wait a little bit, but I assure you it will be done and it will be worth the wait. Those I want to thank are: Diamoneye, angel reindeer, Valarauko, Lizzie, Luthien Vardamir, Slim Shady, carnelian, Pippin the Hobo Dawniky, FlamingSpazoid, Daydreamer, Cassie, dopey,Lara Potter, Smudged, SPACI, RicebalL, QueenoftheMad, MJ, biblehermione, Rathien, chocolate-freak,Stinky Stan, Opaque, JeanB, fannnny, jossi-31, Daughter-of-Sarcasm, Loreylli, BaYer04rulz, Inkling, and Chiby Voldy. Anyways please review because reviews are authors chocolate! (I know this line is sooo corny, but it gets my message across.) :-)
Christina
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?: Versions 1 and 2 (My first humorous fics,based off the hit show. The first one uses a panel from Harry Potter and the second version has Lord of the Rings characters.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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Survey Time
~Chapter 7-Severus Snape ~
Severus Snape glared. Then he glared, glared and glared some more. And all this glaring was at a piece of paper! He thought Dumbledore must be really off his rocker if he expected he, SEVERUS SNAPE to fill out some stupid survey. But the loony old man did. Grumbling and groaning the hole time, Snape decided that Dumbledore would find out if he didn't. So with a heavy heart Snape filled his quill.
SURVEY
Are you left handed or right handed?: What does it really matter what hand I write with?
Are you smart?: I can bottle fame and brew glory, what do you think?
What's your middle name?: Squigulus
How many personalities do you have?: I happen to always be a cruel insensitive person, and that you very much I am proud of it!
How many piercings do you have?: You mean those stupid pieces of metal that students like to get all over. I'm sorry but doing that is just ridiculous. Wait why did I even say sorry, you don't deserve it!
Tattoos?: I don't want to talk about my tattoo thank you very much.
Can you do a cartwheel?:I don't have time for foolish acrobats.
Do you have bangs?: Why does it matter?
Do you have contact lenses?: You mean those stupid things muggles put in their eyes?
Can you drive?: I prefer to apparate.
What do you drive?: Look above you dingbat.
Do you snore?: Is it any of your business whether I snore or not?
Do you drool in your sleep?: I don't drool like a little imbecile.
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I like flooing messages best.
What languages do you know?: English and Bulgarian
What's the best awards show?: I don't have time to be wasting it on award shows, whatever they are
Do you like onions?: Not particularily.
Do you like cotton candy?: Albus, is this another of you muggle treats. Maybe I should write the name down..it could be his password soon.
What instruments can you play?: I have no time to waste on music!
What words do you overuse?: Is it really any of your business?
What do you sleep in?: Do you really have to know?
What's your bedtime?: Bedtimes are for students, though that Potter acts like he doesn't have one...just like his dad!
How many pillows do you have?: This must be the most ridiculous question I have ever heard?
Do you like to dance?: NO!
Do you like to sing?: I loathe music.
Are you any good at it?:Do I really have to repeat myself?
How many cds do you have?: Is this supposed to be some abbreviation for cauldrons? Or is some muggle thing? If it's the former I have 34 of them.
How many times have you moved houses?: 4 times
Do you like where you live?: A dark, dank dungeon, wouldn't be happier anywhere else.
Do you like to finger-paint?: We are not little children here, ok Poter and his gang are, they should start finger-painting all the time..get them out of my way!
Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: Ok I stand corrected, THIS IS THE MOST IDIOTIC QUESTION I HAVE EVER HEARD! I refuse to answer it!
Do you sleep with socks on?: Who cares? Its not some stupid contest!
Are you ticklish?: Why would I tell anyone that?
Are you shy?: Hrmph, I am not shy
Do you talk to yourself?: Who's asking?
Are you a morning person?: Of course.
What's your favorite outfit?: Billowing black robes that intimidate first years.
Do you believe in ghosts?: *sarcastically* No I only live in a haunted castle and I don't speak to theBloody Baron everyday..get real!
What's your favorite feature?: The parts that frighten people.
What do you do when you're nervous?: I don't get nervous!
Who's your role model?: Myself.
What celebrities do you act like?: Let me guess, Potter wrote this question. Just so he can figure out which of his fans idolize him. *rolls eyes*
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
*Called You?: These
*Slept In Your Bed?: questions
*Saw You Cry?: are
*Made You Cry?: stupid
*Spent The Night?: and
At Your House: I'm
*Shared A Drink With?: annoyed
*You Went To The Movies with?: at
*You Went To The Mall With?: you
*Yelled At You?: Dumbledore.
*Sent You An Owl?: Nobody's business but my own.
*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: You Know Who
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been To New York?: In the U.S.? No thanks Been To Florida?: No, warm places make me shiver. California?: Ditto
Hawaii?: Grr. why are all these questions about the United States?
China?: Yes I have
Canada?: No
Danced?: I refuse to go there.
Stalked Someone?: Not telling you!
Had A Mud Bath?: Who wastes their time getting covered in mud..oh I forgot, the Marauders did.
Have you been close to death before?: Of course I have, I'm not some ninny.
Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: I like who I am.
Had An Imaginary Friend?: I'm not some stupid child!
What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Rip this parchment into shreds.
What was your last meal?: Who cares?
Snape was all ready to tear the survey into tiny little pieces to get rid of his frustrations. But just when he was going to do it, she showed up. "What are you doing Severus?" Minerva McGonagal said, giving him the same severe look she used when he was still her student. "Ohh, there you are Minerva" Snape said with an evil smile on his face. "What do you need?"
"Just you have to fill this out." Snape handed the survey to her and walked away, his robes billowing in the breeze.
AN: Here is chapter of this fic, andnext will be McGonagall, joy joy. I just bout passed out when I opened my mail today and found out I have gotten now 38 reviews on this fic. I about passed out from shock, you guys are so wonderful. This fic was mostly just done on a whim without much plotting, but I can not believe it's already out reviewed my much older stuff. I guess you guys won't let me stop it soon, so I will keep on going as long as you all stick with me. I guess you guys all like HP humor, so I will keep writing it. People who want to see Voldie's answers will have to wait a little bit, but I assure you it will be done and it will be worth the wait. Those I want to thank are: Diamoneye, angel reindeer, Valarauko, Lizzie, Luthien Vardamir, Slim Shady, carnelian, Pippin the Hobo Dawniky, FlamingSpazoid, Daydreamer, Cassie, dopey,Lara Potter, Smudged, SPACI, RicebalL, QueenoftheMad, MJ, biblehermione, Rathien, chocolate-freak,Stinky Stan, Opaque, JeanB, fannnny, jossi-31, Daughter-of-Sarcasm, Loreylli, BaYer04rulz, Inkling, and Chiby Voldy. Anyways please review because reviews are authors chocolate! (I know this line is sooo corny, but it gets my message across.) :-)
Christina
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?: Versions 1 and 2 (My first humorous fics,based off the hit show. The first one uses a panel from Harry Potter and the second version has Lord of the Rings characters.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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