Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or his pals and I am not making any
money for this fic. Its purely for fun. I also don't want to take credit
for the quiz, I just got e-mailed it and I wanted to use it for this fic.
Survey Time
~Chapter 8-Minerva McGonagall ~
McGonagall was a bit surprised. She never would have expected Snape of all people to give her some little childish survey to fill. Looking through it she found out that Dumbledore had also done it. Giving in with a sigh, she started to fill it out.
SURVEY
Are you left handed or right handed?: I am right handed.
Are you smart?: I was Head Gril here and I am now a professor at Hogwarts.
What's your middle name?: Marie
How many personalities do you have?: I'm have the one I was born with.
How many piercings do you have?: I don't put those foolish pieces of metal on my body.
Tattoos?: Same here.
Can you do a cartwheel?:Not since I was a little girl..those were the days.
Do you have bangs?: Not really.
Do you have contact lenses?: I'm not going to use a muggle device in my eyes, regular glasses work just fine.
Can you drive?: I'm with Severus, I apparate.
What do you drive?: No wonder Severus looked so annoyed and ready to kill. These questions are impossible.
Do you snore?: No
Do you drool in your sleep?: Of course not.
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I use the Hogwarts seal on letters.
What languages do you know?: English and German.
What's the best awards show?: Ridiculous muggle amusement, that's what that is.
Do you like onions?: Sometimes.
Do you like cotton candy?: Never heard of it, but I'm sure Albus would have.
What instruments can you play?: Trumpet...but I haven't played since the 1940s!
What words do you overuse?: I don't overuse words.
What do you sleep in?: A flannel nightgown.
What's your bedtime?: I don't have one.
How many pillows do you have?: 3 I believe.
Do you like to dance?: Every once and a while.
Do you like to sing?: Not really.
Are you any good at it?: Of course not.
How many cds do you have?: Another muggle object Albus?
How many times have you moved houses?: 6
Do you like where you live?: Of course, it is Hogwarts after all.
Do you like to finger-paint?: I am almost 80 years old, please don't ask childish questions.
Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: Oh come on!
Do you sleep with socks on?: So that's why Severus gave me this, he wanted to drive me insane. He's just mad because Slytherin STILL hasn't beaten Gryffindor!
Are you ticklish?: Yes, but anyone who uses this information (that means you Fred and George) will find themselves transfigured into a throw rug.
Are you shy?: I'm a teacher, how can I be shy?
Do you talk to yourself?: No
Are you a morning person?: I've always woken with the sun.
What's your favorite outfit?: Any of my robes.
Do you believe in ghosts?: I do, they exist.
What's your favorite feature?: I'm not vain, I like my features equally.
What do you do when you're nervous?: I don't remember the last time I was nervous..oh yes it was last year.
Who's your role model?: Albus Dumbledore
What celebrities do you act like?: I am happy not fawning over some celebrity.
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
*Called You?: I'm confused by this question. How did someone call me?
*Slept In Your Bed?: Me of course
*Saw You Cry?: Albus
*Made You Cry?: You-Know-Who
*Spent The Night?: I live in a school, what does this matter.
At Your House: I haven't lived in a real house for 30 years.
*Shared A Drink With?: Sharing drinks is certainly not proper.
*You Went To The Movies with?: Movie? Oh yes muggle amusement again.
*You Went To The Mall With?: I prefer not shopping, and when I do its at Diagon Alley.
*Yelled At You?: No one would dare.
*Sent You An Owl?: Fred and George Weasley, but I expect they assumed I wouldn't figure out it was them.
*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: Nobody has in the last 18 years, seriously meaning it anyways.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been To New York?: Oh yes. I passed through this New York when I went to a Transfiguration conference at the Salem Institute.
Been To Florida?: No California?: No
Hawaii?: No
China?: No
Canada?: Oh for goodness sakes!
Danced?: At the Yule Ball last year.
Stalked Someone?: This is utterly ridiculous.
Had A Mud Bath?: I'm not going to bathe in dirt, I have more sense than that.
Have you been close to death before?: Teaching children Transfiguration? Of course I have.
Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: No
Had An Imaginary Friend?: Another question you ask to a child, not a grown up woman.
What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Send this to my oh so favorite colleague Sybil.
What was your last meal?: Not sure.
After McGonagall had completed the survey she sealed it and went to the owlery. Attaching it to an owls leg. The owl began its flight to the North Tower.
AN: Ok there is chapter 8. This fic is so much fun, mostly because it all seesm to be able to just flow out so easily. I hope I potrayed McGonagall ok. Anyways I must that my reviewers! I about passed out last night to find out that I had gotten 40 reviews on this, more than any of my other fics. Thhank you thank you thank you. I just want to say the next chapter might not be who you are expecting, but you'll just have to wait and see. Those I want to thank are: Diamoneye, angel reindeer, Valarauko, Lizzie, Luthien Vardamir, Slim Shady, carnelian, Pippin the Hobo Dawniky, FlamingSpazoid, Daydreamer, Cassie, dopey,Lara Potter, Smudged, SPACI, RicebalL, QueenoftheMad, MJ, biblehermione, Rathien, chocolate-freak,Stinky Stan, Opaque, JeanB, fannnny, jossi-31, Daughter-of-Sarcasm, Loreylli, BaYer04rulz, Inkling, Chiby Voldy, ~wings~, and Hidden Secrets. Anyways please review because reviews are authors chocolate! (I know this line is sooo corny, but it gets my message across.) :-)
Christina
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?: Versions 1 and 2 (My first humorous fics,based off the hit show. The first one uses a panel from Harry Potter and the second version has Lord of the Rings characters.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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Survey Time
~Chapter 8-Minerva McGonagall ~
McGonagall was a bit surprised. She never would have expected Snape of all people to give her some little childish survey to fill. Looking through it she found out that Dumbledore had also done it. Giving in with a sigh, she started to fill it out.
SURVEY
Are you left handed or right handed?: I am right handed.
Are you smart?: I was Head Gril here and I am now a professor at Hogwarts.
What's your middle name?: Marie
How many personalities do you have?: I'm have the one I was born with.
How many piercings do you have?: I don't put those foolish pieces of metal on my body.
Tattoos?: Same here.
Can you do a cartwheel?:Not since I was a little girl..those were the days.
Do you have bangs?: Not really.
Do you have contact lenses?: I'm not going to use a muggle device in my eyes, regular glasses work just fine.
Can you drive?: I'm with Severus, I apparate.
What do you drive?: No wonder Severus looked so annoyed and ready to kill. These questions are impossible.
Do you snore?: No
Do you drool in your sleep?: Of course not.
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I use the Hogwarts seal on letters.
What languages do you know?: English and German.
What's the best awards show?: Ridiculous muggle amusement, that's what that is.
Do you like onions?: Sometimes.
Do you like cotton candy?: Never heard of it, but I'm sure Albus would have.
What instruments can you play?: Trumpet...but I haven't played since the 1940s!
What words do you overuse?: I don't overuse words.
What do you sleep in?: A flannel nightgown.
What's your bedtime?: I don't have one.
How many pillows do you have?: 3 I believe.
Do you like to dance?: Every once and a while.
Do you like to sing?: Not really.
Are you any good at it?: Of course not.
How many cds do you have?: Another muggle object Albus?
How many times have you moved houses?: 6
Do you like where you live?: Of course, it is Hogwarts after all.
Do you like to finger-paint?: I am almost 80 years old, please don't ask childish questions.
Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: Oh come on!
Do you sleep with socks on?: So that's why Severus gave me this, he wanted to drive me insane. He's just mad because Slytherin STILL hasn't beaten Gryffindor!
Are you ticklish?: Yes, but anyone who uses this information (that means you Fred and George) will find themselves transfigured into a throw rug.
Are you shy?: I'm a teacher, how can I be shy?
Do you talk to yourself?: No
Are you a morning person?: I've always woken with the sun.
What's your favorite outfit?: Any of my robes.
Do you believe in ghosts?: I do, they exist.
What's your favorite feature?: I'm not vain, I like my features equally.
What do you do when you're nervous?: I don't remember the last time I was nervous..oh yes it was last year.
Who's your role model?: Albus Dumbledore
What celebrities do you act like?: I am happy not fawning over some celebrity.
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
*Called You?: I'm confused by this question. How did someone call me?
*Slept In Your Bed?: Me of course
*Saw You Cry?: Albus
*Made You Cry?: You-Know-Who
*Spent The Night?: I live in a school, what does this matter.
At Your House: I haven't lived in a real house for 30 years.
*Shared A Drink With?: Sharing drinks is certainly not proper.
*You Went To The Movies with?: Movie? Oh yes muggle amusement again.
*You Went To The Mall With?: I prefer not shopping, and when I do its at Diagon Alley.
*Yelled At You?: No one would dare.
*Sent You An Owl?: Fred and George Weasley, but I expect they assumed I wouldn't figure out it was them.
*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: Nobody has in the last 18 years, seriously meaning it anyways.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been To New York?: Oh yes. I passed through this New York when I went to a Transfiguration conference at the Salem Institute.
Been To Florida?: No California?: No
Hawaii?: No
China?: No
Canada?: Oh for goodness sakes!
Danced?: At the Yule Ball last year.
Stalked Someone?: This is utterly ridiculous.
Had A Mud Bath?: I'm not going to bathe in dirt, I have more sense than that.
Have you been close to death before?: Teaching children Transfiguration? Of course I have.
Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: No
Had An Imaginary Friend?: Another question you ask to a child, not a grown up woman.
What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Send this to my oh so favorite colleague Sybil.
What was your last meal?: Not sure.
After McGonagall had completed the survey she sealed it and went to the owlery. Attaching it to an owls leg. The owl began its flight to the North Tower.
AN: Ok there is chapter 8. This fic is so much fun, mostly because it all seesm to be able to just flow out so easily. I hope I potrayed McGonagall ok. Anyways I must that my reviewers! I about passed out last night to find out that I had gotten 40 reviews on this, more than any of my other fics. Thhank you thank you thank you. I just want to say the next chapter might not be who you are expecting, but you'll just have to wait and see. Those I want to thank are: Diamoneye, angel reindeer, Valarauko, Lizzie, Luthien Vardamir, Slim Shady, carnelian, Pippin the Hobo Dawniky, FlamingSpazoid, Daydreamer, Cassie, dopey,Lara Potter, Smudged, SPACI, RicebalL, QueenoftheMad, MJ, biblehermione, Rathien, chocolate-freak,Stinky Stan, Opaque, JeanB, fannnny, jossi-31, Daughter-of-Sarcasm, Loreylli, BaYer04rulz, Inkling, Chiby Voldy, ~wings~, and Hidden Secrets. Anyways please review because reviews are authors chocolate! (I know this line is sooo corny, but it gets my message across.) :-)
Christina
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?: Versions 1 and 2 (My first humorous fics,based off the hit show. The first one uses a panel from Harry Potter and the second version has Lord of the Rings characters.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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