Equilla: ummm

Mokuba: wow, big response

Equilla: umm

Joey: you are going to do it aren't you

Equilla: well I got asked for a sequal

Mokuba: there is that word

Equilla: umm here it is, plotless and I have no idea what it is

Joey: we are sooo doomed

Mokuba: Equilla doesn't own any of us yugioh characters, any one from the matrix or any one from Winnie the Pooh or from Robin Hood Men in Tights.
Joey: or from Men in Black or The Mummy Returns or Gremlins even , but she does own the plot and Reeva and Kasey. Did you include enough people in the story.

Equilla; you think it needs more?

Mokuba: no

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-----------------------------------Spot the double up------------------------------------

It was a beautiful day, birds were singing, children were playing, Tea was getting bossed around by Reeva, Ryou and Yugi were watching Yami and Bakura beat up some bullies while hanging upside down on a clothes line, and Marik was singing. Well except for the singing it was a beautiful day. But then there could have been worse things, like Yami and Bakura doing a duet together.

"Hey," the Yami protested as they both dropped the people they were beating up who then scurried away, and Bakura raised a threatening fist.

As I was saying, it was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, the streams were gurgling, the children were playing, but somewhere, something awful had just happened.

As Yami finished helping Yugi down off the line, and Bakura pushed Ryou off, who then fell on his head causing a brain aneurism, and his death, Yami's phone rang.

"Hello the pharaoh here," Yami said into it after answering.

"Hi Yami it is Mokuba here," came the reply.

"What's up Mokuba?"

"Something awful has happened."

"Ow no, Dartz hasn't come back and is planing to take over the world again is he?"

"no, bu"

"Seto or Pegasus aren't planning to have another duel competition that will decide the faint of the world are they."

"No yami, but"

"Marik hasn't partnered up with Malik in hopes that with his help that they could destroy the world."

"No, but Marik is singing which is rather bad anyway."

"Some rival has kidnapped Mokuba Kiaba again in hopes of using it against Seto Kiabe in a way to gain control of the company."

"YAMI," Mokuba yelled through the phone, "I am talking to you, and no it is none of those things now listen to me and let me get a word in."

"Ok what is it."

"Dang, now I've forgotten, ok get you but over here and then I should be able to remember it."

"Ok," Yami answered hanging up the phone and turning to the confused others, "come on guys to the millennium mobile."

"Um Yami, there is no Millennium mobile," Yugi answered while Ryou looked at the pharaoh confused and Bakura just rolled his eyes.

"I'm sure the author will provide us with one, like she did with giving Tea that nice cousin," Yami answered.

"No, no I won't," came a voice in the sky as Yami pouted.

"What was that phone call about anyway," Yugi asked.

"Mokuba needs our help with something, so we need to get over there right away," Yami replied.

"ok, but can we stop by at Tea's for ice cream," Yugi asked giving Yami puppy dog eyes.

"Of course we can Yugi. Come Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, off we go, to ice cream," Yami commented then we an arm out like superman he went off running down the street.

"And he was soo normal when this story started," Ryou, commented as the three followed after him, Bakura filming the pharaoh in hopes of later blackmail.

----------------------------------Metal Writers Blocks a Character Hazard-------------

Then the author had a writers block, which she had to push over the hill. The only problem this caused for our four heroes is that they were on the other side. The metal writers block then continued to fall and landed right on poor Ryou, squashing him. When it crashed it also opened up revealing shrivelled up looking grey pygmies wearing loin clothes and wielding spears. The three just stared at the small things before one of the five that were in the box screamed at them, causing Yami to try and match it, by screaming back. The pygmies then paused huddled, and whispered too each other and taking glances at the Egyptian. Once again one walked forward and screamed again, only to be matched again by the pharaoh.

"Hey I'm good at this," Yami commented to his companions who were doing their best to pretend that they didn't know him.

The pygmies who had finished discussing what they were going to do then brought forth a box to Yami. Yami opened it up finding some conopic jars inside, remembering his culture he grimaced and handed it back to the pygmies who looked at him with wide eyes, and he shook his head, trying to mime the message 'no thanks.'

As they then walked off leaving the pygmies by themselves they didn't get to see something swoop on the pygmies, leaving them as dry hollow skins.

---------------------------------What happened to the feather duster---------------

Yami continued to walk on, ahead of them, running in a zig zagging way along the footpath, still in a superman stance, until he reached Tea's house, and then waited for the other three to catch up. Yugi then ran the doorbell, which was then answered by a flustered Tea who had a feather duster.

"Hey guys," She commented tiredly, "come on in, I will be with you guys soon I just have to address a gremlin problem in the kitchen. Reeva and a friend of hers are in the family room."

"Aah yes, we shall wait for your victory with your nice cousin then," commented Yami proudly.

Tea looked at Yami like he was crazy as he came in past her, "Is he ok?"

"He has been like that all day," Yugi commented.

Tea then went back into the kitchen as the others went into the family room where Reeva was still on the coach, but watching Yami run around in circles and explain how he had defeated Malik, along with over done actions, in the corner was another guy watching the pharaoh slightly confused.

As Yugi, Ryou and Bakura came in Reeva asked them, "Is he feeling ok?"

"He has been like that for awhile now," Yugi replied.

Yami then stopped explaining and looked curiously at the guy in the corner, "do I know you?"

The guy leaned back a bit scared by the strange guy with the face in his, "uh no no you don't, um I'm Kasey."

"OK then," Yami replied happily believing this and sat down.

Then Tea came backing out of the kitchen with a flame thrower which she kept blasting at creatures in the kitchen, "die you slimy rats, die!"

She then recaught her stature and walked up to the resting group, "so what are you guys doing here?"

"We came for ice cream," Yugi chirped happily.

"And then we are going to see what awful thing that was happening that Mokuba needed help with," Yami commented.

"Well I'm afraid I can't help with the ice cream," Tea commented.

"Pweease," Ryou and Yugi pleaded together both giving Tea puppy dog eyes at the same time.

Tea stared at them then her eyes became swirly and she fell over with stars going around her head muttering, "too much cute."

As Kasey put a ice pack on Tea's forehead, Reeva leaned over the back of the couch, "she can't help you because we don't have any, though there is a place down the street."

"Onwards to the ice cream shop then," Yami shouted proudly.

"But what about the awful thing that Mokuba needs your help with," Kasey commented confused.

"The ice cream mission is more important," Yami replied before grabbing the wrists of the others before racing off.

But as he only had two hands he wasn't able to grab Ryou, leaving him there.

"Umm mind if I get a glass of water before going after them?" Ryou asked.

"Sure I don't see any reason why not," Reeva replied going back to the television.

Ryou then walked into the kitchen only to be fried by the now flame thrower wielding gremlin under the kitchen sink.

------------------------ I Scream You Scream, We all scream for sanity-----------------

Making it to the ice cream shop, after Yami had stopped dragging Bakura and Yugi along, Yami burst open the doors and marched in. Yugi and Bakura followed him in, feeling very ashamed and embarrassed.

Yami then marched up to the counter, which for his luck had no line, and said, "I wish to have some ice cream."

The counter attendant looked up at Yami boredly, "What flavours would you like, what size and how many."

Yami looked blankly at him for a little while then turned to his friends to ask, "Umm what would you guys like?"

"Triple choc swirl for me, medium sized," Yugi piped up.

"I'll have a strawberry sorbet, small sized thanks, and Bakura doesn't want any," Ryou commented from next to Yugi.

Yami then turned back to the desk attendant, "Hand us three medium sized ice creams in the flavours of Triple Choc Swirl, Strawberry Sorbet, and Milk and Honey."

As the last words escaped Yami's mouth a rumbling could be heard, and everyone except Yami who seemed oblivious to it looked around confused. Then rushing from one of the toilet rooms came a heard of heffalumps, which then stampeded out the front door, right over poor Ryou.

As Yami received their ice creams Yugi and Bakura looked sadly down on their crushed friend.

As they finished their ice creams, and Bakura had 'accidentally dropped' Ryou's on a small girl's head, Yami pronounced, "Come it is time that we go to the rescue of Mokuba."

He then proceeded to race out the door of the shop leaving Yugi and Bakura to be stared at by the rest of the shop's occupants. They then quickly scuttled out, as the cleaner scooped what was left of Ryou off the ground.

------------------------------------------ Aaaaaahhh!-------------------------------------------

As Yami raced around the street trying his best to lift off the ground so he could fly them directly there, something actually normal happened.

Marik came running towards them his arms flailing and screaming at the top of his voice. He then ran behind the small group screaming, 'Don't let him get me, don't let him get me.'

This actually is normal if you consider Malik. But the explanation actually wasn't that normal.

"Hark did I here a cry of help not far from here?" Yami commented putting his hand to his ear.

"Umm Yami that was Marik and he isn't far, he is right here behind you," Ryou commented pointing at Marik, which also made Yugi and Bakura jump.

"Ryou, what are you doing here your dead," Yugi gasped.

"Huh, ow I have a contract for this story that I die a lot, but each time I come back," Ryou answered.

"Really, I feel sorry for you, how many times have you died so far?"

"4 times so far."

"But that is how many sections there has been."

"yep"

"Poor you."

"I said we must go save the yonder person in distress," Yami shouted interrupting them.

Marik was about to point out that he was still right behind him, but then Yami ran off.

Bakura looked up at the sky, tapped Ryou on the shoulder then pointed up.

"huh?" Ryou asked looking up, "ow it is getting dark, yeah your right it is time we started heading back."

Yugi nodded at this then noticed what Bakura was actually pointing at, "Umm Ryou take three large steps left."

Ryou a bit confused did so, only to be narrowly missed by a falling piano.

Marik looked at the piano, then back up at the sky, which then followed him putting his hands to his face, screaming, turn on his heels and run off screaming.

After watching Marik be then chased along by a flying group of lame gaurds on horses and a cocky sheriff they then decided to go home.

------------------------------Aren't we forgetting Something---------------------------------

Seto was leaning against the door his normal scowl on his face as he wiped sweat from his forehead. He then turned to his younger brother.

"You did call for help didn't you," Seto growled to him.

"I did," Mokuba replied, "But somehow I think they forgot about us."

Hearing a drilling noise from the otherside of the door they both jumped away from it, and Seto commented, "Remember Mokuba aim for the eye of the things."

Then 3 Mr Smiths appeared at the now broken doorway, one of which was holding a drill.

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Equilla: all done

Joey: wait a second

Mokuba: what the hey? What was with the ending
Joey: you didn't do anything with MIB

Equilla: takes out nuerelisar and zaps Joey

Joey: . where am I?
Mokuba: do what ever you want, even flames are welcome, we are trying to have a bonfire over here so yeah, cya later