Ivan: "Uh... my partners are still unconscious so I'm reposting chapter 2. Enjoy!"

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It was a beautiful day in Vale. Nothing bad had happened except for the fire sighting of large fire balls to the northwest.

However, two young boys, who would later possess a mission of great importance, were frantically talking in the plaza.

"C'mon Garet," said the shorter one. "You did break your sister's diary."

"Yeah, yeah." said the red haired one. "You're right Issac."

"That's Isaac. I-s-a-a-c. You were putting two s's instead of two a's." said Isaac irritably.

"Opps, sorry."

"Anyway, how do you break a person's diary?" asked Isaac. "It's not like you can just knock it over and have it shatter."

Garet sighed. "That's a long story. It all started last week. Remember when Kay dyed my hair green."

Isaac started laughing. "Yeah, that was hilarious."

"Not to me it wasn't!" yelled Garet. "Anyway, once I got the dye out I decided to steal her diary and use her information against her. Plus, she's out of town till tomorrow."

"Why?" asked Isaac.

"Something about burning monkeys in the Lamakan Desert."

"Oooooooooooooooookay, that's kind of odd."

Garet continued. "Well, I finally found her diary hidden in her underwear drawer."

"Aw, you should've brought me along," sobbed Isaac.

"Dude! That's my sister you're talking about!" yelled Garet.

Isaac had a grin on his face. "I know."

".........Ewwwwwwww, kinky. Anyway, I was just getting to the juicy parts when..."

"Oh, does she like me?" asked Isaac. "She's really hot."

"No, she had a thing for Jenna's dead brother, Felix."

Isaac looked depressed. "Man..."

"Okay," continued Garet, again. "I just getting to the juicy parts when a beaver jumped in the window and stole her diary. I chased it through the plaza, but it ripped the diary to shreds. Plus it stole my pants."

Isaac cocked an eyebrow. "I was wondering why you weren't wearing any. Don't you think you might want to put some on?"

"You'd think that, wouldn't you?" said Garet as if he didn't care. "Got any ideas on how to fix this?"

"I say we go check out Kay's underwear drawer again," said Isaac with a smirk on his face.

"Shut up Isaac, you perv!!!" screamed Garet. "I know, lets through my brother Aaron at the beaver."

Isaac was perplexed. "What good would that do?'

"None, I've just always wanted to hurl Aaron at a beaver."

Isaac sighed. "Okay, now we have two ideas. How do we decide which one two do?"

Isaac and Garet went into deep thought. Or at least Isaac did. Heaven knows what Garet was doing. Suddenly, Garet said, "Look, there's Jenna. Let's flip her for it."

Isaac grinned. "Dude, that's the first smart thing you've said all day."

-Meanwhile, in Alhafra-

The Mayor was standing on his boat, wondering how he will ever get it fixed. He looks north to see an odd sight.

"What is it with people and fireworks today!!!"

Suddenly, something falls from the sky and hits him in the face.

"What the... Ooo, just what I've always wanted. A beaver and a pair of trousers."

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Man, it's good to be back.

Ivan: "Yeah, sorry I torched you two."

Flt. Sk.: "Floating Skull will have his revenge!!!"

Aw, shuddap! And quit talking in third person!!

Flt. Sk.: "Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!"