As via request, the 3rd chapter of Pointless Arguments is coming up.

Flt. Sk.: Why is Floating Skull still here?

Ivan: Cause you're a loser and no one wants you; Neener neener neener, neener neener neener!!

Flt. Sk.: How dare you!! Floating BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!

Ivan: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right...anyway, here's the chapter. I don't own Golden Sun, and by the way...IT'S PIERS, NOT PICARD (breathes heavily)

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A lot had taken place since the infamous Breaking of the Diary™. To summarize...Kay found out that Garet stole her diary. She burned him to a crisp. Jenna laughed...very, very hard. Garet was then grounded for stealing from his sister, trying to destroy the wildlife (i.e.: the beaver), and for excess nudity. Isaac was grounded for helping Garet with his evil plans. Jenna had to have a lot of therapy to cope with her losses, plus the fact that she saw Garet with no pants on. Why Isaac was unaffected, we can only guess.

Then, Saturos and Menardi stole the Elemental Stars, also kidnapping Jenna and Kraden. Isaac and Garet (fully clothed, I might add) set off on a trip to rescue them.

REST OF SCENE MISSING

...And then, Felix lit the Mars Beacon. Our heroes (Isaac, Garet, Ivan, Mia, Felix, Jenna, Sheba, & Piers, for anyone who doesn't already know) returned to Vale to find that it had been destroyed (Kraden came too, but no one cared).

After several months, Vale had been almost completely rebuilt. But all was not at peace. Two young Jupiter Adepts were frantically arguing about something. But then again, if they weren't arguing, then there'd be no point in writing this.

"No, it should go over here," said the boy. "Sheba, you don't know what you're talking about."

"Ivan, you silly fool," said the girl. "It's obvious that it be over there."

Ivan shook his head. "Sheba, I'm telling you, the statue dedicated to our Jupiter Djinn should be in the center of the plaza, so everyone can enjoy it."

"NO!" yelled Sheba. "It should be over on that hill."

"What are you talking about?!!" exclaimed Ivan. "No one would see it there."

"Hold on," said Sheba. "Before we continue, tell me. "Why is your name in bold?"

Ivan sneered. "Cause I'm a muse, baby."

"Well, why do you have a bunch of burn marks?" inquired Sheba.

Ivan sneer quickly turned to embarrassment. "That meanie, Floating Skull, beat me up."

Sheba looked sympathetic. "Awww...poor baby."

Ivan became distraught. "Don't call me that, people will think I'm a wuss, or worse, that we're dating."

"First of all, you are a wuss. And secondly, are you saying that's it's a bad thing to be seen dating me?" glared Sheba.

"N...No, not at all," whimpered Ivan. "I j-j-just think that...uh...it would be an embarrassment to you to be seen d-dating me. Yeah, that's it, I don't want your social status to go down because of me."

Sheba looked as if she didn't believe him, but decided to let it pass. "Anyway, in answer to your question, I think we should place the statue on the hill because it's a very windy place."

"So," scoffed Ivan.

"So, Jupiter Djinn, which are based on the wind, should be honored in a windy place," said Sheba. "It's only proper."

"Yeah," said Ivan. "Well, I think the Jupiter Djinni would prefer to be honored in a place where people would see them."

"You could always build two statues," suggested Gust, who seemed to have appeared from out of nowhere.

"NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Ivan and Sheba at the same time. Gust went flying off to parts unknown, wailing about being unloved.

Ivan sighed. "I bet he went to spy on Mia again."

"Yeah," agreed Sheba. "Djinn are such perverts."

"Back to the subject," said Ivan. "Do you think that we could really could build two statues?"

"Nah," said Sheba, shaking her head. "We could barely get the sculpture to make one. He seemed to think it was a waste of time."

"With Gust around I kinda agree," muttered Ivan under his breath. Out loud, he said, "So how are we gonna decide."

Sheba thought about it for awhile, then said, "Hey, look. There's Piers, let's flip him for it."

Ivan looked doubtful. "I don't know, remember what happened to Saturos, Agatio, Isaac, and Garet?"

"That's because they messed with a Mars Adept," said Sheba, grinning. "But Piers is a Mercury Adept, which is so much weaker than Jupiter. What's he gonna do?"

"I guess you're right," said Ivan thoughtfully. The duo ran off to flip Piers.

-Meanwhile, in Alhafra-

The Mayor was very upset. "I've had my cheese destroyed, the beaver was dead and too crispy to eat, Briggs got away, and he took my ship with him. And ever since, I've been losing support in town. Those losers might just start a revolt." By this time, the Mayor was breathing heavily, and his face was red from all the blood rushing to it.

"I think I'll take a walk to calm my nerves. But before I go..." he glared at his assistant, "...is there anything you want to tell me?"

"No, sir," said the Mayor's Aide. "I have nothing to report."

The Mayor grumbled something under his breath and went outside. But he had hardly gone a few steps when he noticed something out at sea. It was a gigantic tsunami, heading right for the town. The tsunami hit Alhafra with incredible force. But for some odd reason, which can only be explained through a plot hole, nothing was destroyed. It was just really wet, and flooded everywhere. The Mayor had been knocked down, possibly incapacitated.

Then, the Mayor's Aide rushed outside. "Mr. Mayor, there is one thing I forgot to mention."

"What is it?!!!!"

"It's wet outside."

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Well, that's it for this chapter.

Flt. Sk.: Pointless pain, this Floating Skull likes.

(sarcastically) I'm so glad I have your approval.

Flt. Sk.: Where is Ivan?

He's still having water pumped out of his lungs.

Flt. Sk.: (cackles evilly)

Yeah...anyway, please review, and maybe I'll post another chapter.

Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!