AN: I got two reviews! That's better than I expected. As a present to all of you, here is chapter two. Have a very Merry Christams!

Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma 1/2 or any anime that might appear in this fanfic. Please don't sue me!

"Die Ranma!"

"What? I'm not Ranma!" Kyle said angrily.

Looks like this Ranma guy isn't too popular.

The white robed stranger kept throwing knives at Kyle and Kyle kept dodging them.

Where does he keep all those knifes!?

Kyle finally got tired of dodging all of the strangers attacks and went for the kill. Using his speed he got behind his attacker and delivered a kick to his neck. The white robed stranger was sent skidding a few feet towards the Neko Haten. Kyle saw the young man start to slowly move. Within seconds he pinned him down and produced his own knife from his trench coat. He was about to kill him, but stopped inched from the fighters chest.

No! Damn my instincts. Just immobilize him!

Kyle was about to put his knife away when something else got his and his attackers attention. A young lady with long purple hair and violet eyes was staring at them.

"What's wrong Shampoo?" said a short old lady on a staff. She stood beside the purple hair girl and stared at the two combatants.

"Why you attack Mousse?!" She screamed as she attacked him with a pair of bonbardi's (Is that right?) she seemed o pull out of nowhere. Kyle replaced his knife into his trenchant and threw his opponent towards a nearby wall. He needed to concentrate on his new opponent. Kyle drew a sword and blocked her bonbardi.

"Why you attack Mousse?!" she asked again.

"He attacked me!" Kyle replied as their fight continued.

The old lady made her way to Mousse. He groaned as she poked him with her staff. She noticed the injury on his neck.

That young man's attack was to kill. However it looks like he missed his mark. Or did he?

She silently observed Shampoo and Kyle's fight. Mousse sat up and pulled out his glasses from his robe.

"Who is that guy?"

"I don't know, but he seems to be a good fighter."

Not to far from the Neko Haten, Ranma, Akane, and Ukyo were walking to school. As they approached they noticed Shampoo fighting with a guy in a black trench coat.

"Ranma! We have to do something!" Akane said.

"Okay! Come on you guys!"

Oh no! Ukyo thought Is this why he didn't tell me the reason he was looking for Cologne? I shouldn't have said anything!

"Lets go!" Ranma told Ukyo. Then he turned towards the fighters. "HEY YOU!"

Kyle was momentarily distracted by the pig tailed boy that was yelling at him. This was not his day. All he wanted to do was talk to Cologne, but no, instead he got two fights and another that was about to happen! Those few seconds he was distracted was taken advantage by Shampoo. She delivered a kick to his stomach. That knocked the wind out of Kyle and he dropped his sword. He kneeled down in order to regain his breath. Shampoo towered over him, confident that she could win this fight now.

"You not so tough. Shampoo beat you easy!"

Kyle looked at the ground and smirked. "Don't count me out yet." he whispered as he grabbed his scabbard. Kyle knocked her weapons out of her hand using the scabbard. Taken by surprise, Shampoo was vulnerable to an attack. Kyle quickly sweep kicked her. Shampoo tried to twist her body to land on her hands, but Kyle grabbed her leg and slammed her to the ground. Just about that time Ranma jumped into the air and was about to deliver a kick to his head. Kyle turned Shampoo onto her stomach and held her hands behind her back. He backed his knee into her back to keep her down. Ranma was about to hit his mark when all of a sudden he slammed into something else. He fell to the ground looking around in surprise. They all walked closer to Kyle and Shampoo, but stopped where Ranma was. Cologne hopped down from her staff and poked at the air. A faint red rippled as she poked the air. She looked at the young man who was holding down her great grand daughter. His eyes were currently glowing red.

"Are you all going to stop attacking me and let me explain myself?!" he growled and bared his fangs.

They were all surprised to say the least. Cologne cleared her throat. "Very well, we shall allow you to explain, but there is something else we must address first." she said pointing at Shampoo.

That's when they realized something that they should have noticed the moment that Shampoo was laid on her stomach.

"NO! NOT AGAIN!" screamed Mousse.

"I'M FREE!" Ranma said as he jumped around excitedly. Kyle's eyes stopped glowing and his angered face turned into one of confusion. He looked down at Shampoo. He wasn't sure why everyone was acting so weird. He slowly released Shampoo and backed away from her. Shampoo stood up and glared dagger at him.

"Umm, I'm afraid I don't understand."

"Hmm, how to tell you….." Cologne muttered. "Well to be blunt, you are now Shampoo's husband."

A wind blew by as Kyle tried to digest that bit of information. "What?!"

AN: I'm going to try to get in the next chapter before the new year. If you're wondering why Kyle is looking for Cologne, I'm going to answer it in the next chapter. Just be patient. Have a Merry Christams and if I don't get in the next chapter; have a Happy New Year!