Ok, the original chapter 5 sucked, I admit it.
Beast Boy: Dude! That was the chapter that I first appeared in!
I know, but don't worry; you'll still be a muse.
Ivan: Dang, I was hoping we could off 'em.
Flt. Sk.: Yes, for once Floating Skull agrees with puny midget muse.
Ivan: Can we at least get rid of Floating Skull?
Nah, people love him for some reason.
Flt. Sk.: …Does the Dragon speak the truth?
Yes, you're the only one who's ever been commented on in a review.
Flt. Sk.: …Floating Skull must contemplate this.
B.B: Dude! I can't believe that no one loves me!
That's not true, Terra loved you.
B.B.: Don't even go there!
Ivan: Ooo…looks like we found a sensitive spot, eh?
Nevermind, it's time to start the story. Oh, this was not designed as Mia-bashing. I just thought it was funny
Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!
After leaving Kraden wounded for some time, the GS crew decided to visit Mia's hometown of Imil, mostly to escape the wrath of Felix's mother. But two ladies have found something that's causing a little stir between them.
"Can we keep it, Jenna? Can we, can we!" asked the girl with the blue hair.
"No, Mia," said the girl with crimson hair. "If anything, we should burn it! Burn it, I say!"
Mia was shocked. "You can't burn a puppy! Especially not my puppy! I wuv him so much!"
Jenna sighed. "Mia, for the last time, it's not a puppy, it's a hot dog. And you love everything. Remember Mercury Lighthouse?"
Flashback
"So," said Saturos. "You survived the eruption?"
"Oooooooooooo!" squealed Mia. "Look at the man with the mohawk. He's so precious." She began to advance on him.
"What are you doing? No, STOP!" But it was too late, Mia had him in a tight embrace.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! Get this vixen off of me!" With great effort, Saturos broke free from Mia's grip, but fell to his knees in exhaustion.
"Wow!" exclaimed Isaac. "Mia beat Saturos all by himself!"
"Herself…," muttered Ivan.
"Right, herself."
"I didn't lose to you, I lost to the power of the Lighthouse!" shouted Saturos.
End Flashback
"Ok, maybe I'm a little obsessive…" admitted Mia.
" A little?" said Jenna with an accusing look on her face. "Might I remind you about Anemos Inner Sanctum?"
Flashback (Again)
"So this is what's hidden in the sanctum," said Sheba.
"Wow, a summoning tablet!" shouted Garet.
"Must you shout at everything?" asked Piers.
"No!" shouted Garet. "Why do you ask!" Piers sighed.
"Look over there!" exclaimed Felix. A headless suit of purple armor walked forward. It spoke.
I am the darkness,
keeper of the light.
If you want the sun's power
You must show me your own!
"Hi, the Darkness!" shouted Garet.
"You mortals may call me Dullahan. And if you want this summon, you must defeat me!"
"Hi, Dullahan!" shouted Garet.
Dullahan looked uncomfortable, or least as much as he could without a head. "Why does the mortal shout?
"It started when he saw himself in the full-body mirror after he forgot to put on pants," explained Isaac.
Dullahan was about to respond when Mia entered the room. "Hey, it wasn't nice of you guys to push me down into the hole. It's almost like you guys are trying to get rid of me." She failed to notice that no one was meeting her eyes. Then she saw Dullahan. She gasped. "Look at the pretty headless man!" She then, predictably, embraced him. Er, it? Who cares?
"What is the meaning of this!" shouted Dullahan.
"I don't know!" shouted Garet. Jenna elbowed him in the ribs to shut him up. It worked.
"Get this puny mortal female off of me!" screamed Dullahan.
"Sheesh, this guy talks like Floating Skull…," muttered Ivan.
"Tell you what, you can have Iris, JUST GET HER OFF OF ME!"
"Now that's shouting," shouted Garet.
"No sweat," said Sheba confidently. She cast Sleep on Mia, who slumped to the floor.
"SHE SURE IS NICER WHEN SHE'S SLEEPING," shouted Garet, apparently trying to mimic Dullahan.
"Now, take the tablet and go. Never bring her back to this place, and tell no one of my defeat."
Later
"Wow," said Piers. "It sure was nice of Dullahan to give us Iris."
"ESPECIALLY AFTER MIA DEFEATED HIM USING A HUG!" shouted Garet.
Every boss, alive and dead, in Weyard heard Garet shouting. Dullahan did not have a good time at the next Annual Boss Convention, but I digress.
End Flashback
"Yeah, I have issues, but I'm going to keep the puppy. I shall name him Squishy, and he shall be mine. He shall be my Squishy!"
Jenna sighed, "Ok, how about this. There's Felix, let's flip him for it."
Mia frowned. "Is that wise? His Psynergy is most powerful."
Jenna laughed. "Please, Felix would do anything I said. I have him totally wrapped around my finger."
"Weeeeeeeeeeeell, ok!" agreed Mia.
Meanwhile, in Alhafra-
"I can't believe that hurricane blew us all the way to Central Gondowan!" exclaimed the Mayor, staring down the cliff.
"I can't believe you're fat enough to pass for a Mad Demon…," muttered his assistant under his breath.
"What was that?" accused the Mayor, turning to his assistant.
Before he could reply, a huge earth tremor rocked the land. The mayor lost his balance and fell off the cliff into Kibombo below. He landed with a big thud, leaving a small crater. The natives were startled by the noise.
"Look, a Mad Demon!" said one of them.
"Dinner!" shouted another.
The assistant looked on. "Oh, I told him to go on a diet, but would he listen to me? Nooooooooooooooooo…"
All those present later swore that they heard voices echoing in the wind.
"Totally wrapped, huh?"
"Shut it!"
End
Well, that's that. Sorry about the Finding Nemo reference. Please don't tell, if I get sued, there won't be anymore chapters
Ivan: So by all means, tell everyone.
B.B.: Hey, what do ya get when you cross a motorcycle with a broom?
(Sarcasm) I don't know Beast Boy, what?
B.B.: A Vroom Stick!
crickets
Flt Sk.: The mortals love me, how is this possible?
Quit sulking. Okay, just to cheer up Floating Skull, would anyone mind asking questions of the other muses? Anyway, Chapter 6 will be up soon, see ya then!
Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!