Well, I'm finally ready to review again.

Ivan: 'Bout time

I thought you hated this story.

Ivan: I do, but it's the only story I appear in, so…

Floating Skull: So puny midget muse attempts to gain popularity despite the fact that it is impossible for someone as pathetic as you.

Beast Boy: Well, someone's in a good mood today.

Yeah, someone reviewed and said they hated Floating Skull. I still don't get it, why do you care?

Flt. Sk.: Floating Skull thrives on destruction and fear. Bringing joy and love to the masses in unacceptable!

Oh yes, you bring so much fear, especially after getting you butt royally kicked by a kid back in Spider-Jeff.

Flt. Sk.: (glares maliciously)

You see, my loyal fans…

Ivan: snicker…snort

Spider-Jeff is one of 3 stories that I've updated on since Mia's hug fest. Unfortunately, I didn't receive a single review on any of them.

B.B.: HA-HA…You suck!

(Eyebrow twitches.) Anyway, if you guys got a minute, could you read and review on them? Or just review on this story, that would really make my day.

Enough of that crap, you guys enjoy the chapter while I beat up my muses.

Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!

In the northern reaches of Prox, things have somewhat returned to normal after the lighting of Mars Lighthouse. But of course, nothing stays normal for long.

"So," said an elegant blonde haired lady. "You and Agatio were revived by the power of the Mars Beacon, eh Karst?"

"That's right, Menardi," replied a fiery redhead. "But how did you Saturos survive?"

"Well, it started after we fell into the light house."

Flashback

"WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! We're falling!" shouted Saturos with joy.

"Aw, shoot!" cursed Menardi. "I left the oven on at home!"

End Flashback

"Whoa," gasped Menardi. "Now I remember why I don't do flashbacks. I never remember anything important."

"Right…" said Karst sarcastically.

"Anyway, because Earth is symbiotic with Fire, our bodies with preserved on the brink of death. When Mars Lighthouse was lit, the power of the beacon revived us to full. Then we blasted a hole through the side of the lighthouse and walked out."

"Hmmm…" pondered Karst. "If you've been alive this whole time, then maybe I shouldn't have tried to kill Isaac."

"You couldn't kill him either, huh?" asked Menardi. Karst dropped her head while Menardi laughed. "Well, he did light the Mars Beacon, so maybe we should go apologize."

"You know," said Karst thoughtfully. "I think you're right. I'll go tell Agatio to pack."

"Hang on a sec!" said Menardi sternly. "Who says we're bringing him?"

Karst glared. "You're nuts if you think I'm traveling with your boyfriend, Saturos!"

Menardi returned her sister's icy gaze. "He's not my boyfriend! He's my partner, and besides, I can trick him into carrying our stuff."

"Who cares, Agatio could kick Saturos's butt!"

"I otta kick your butt!"

The sisters were interrupted by the guys in question walking by.

"I'm telling you, a big stick and lion gave birth to the first peanut!" shouted Agatio.

"No, you fool! They gave birth to a pineapple!" replied Saturos. Their bickering faded as they moved further away.

"…Why did we want to bring them again?" asked Karst.

"Who cares!" answered Menardi. "Let's just go…"

Two months later, in Alhafra

The mayor gasped for breath as he collapsed the ground just inside town. His aide helped him to his feet.

"Why…did…you…move…the…town…back…to Osenia…without…me?" gasped the mayor between breaths.

"Funny story about that," replied the aide. "Ya know that big quake that knocked you off the cliff?"

"Yes…"

"Well, did you feel the gigantic one after it?"

"Yes," said the Mayor, having retained his composure. "The Kibombons were confused, so I hid behind a rock. Which was good because I had to use the bathroom. The caught me though, and they were pissed for some reason. I mean, how was I supposed to know that the huge rock was a sacred statue?"

"So that explains the arrowhead in your butt," said the aide.

"Yes, but continue your story."

"Ok, so the first quake was a foreshock. The next one was the real deal. It was so powerful that it caused the ground below us to propel Alhafra back to its original location. With absolutely no injuries!"

"Gee, how lucky for you," muttered the Mayor. At that point, Menardi and Karst walked into town.

"At last," exclaimed Karst. "We've made it to Vale!"

"No, Karst," sighed Menardi. "I've been to Vale. Trust me, this isn't Vale."

"Oh…" moaned Karst. "I knew we should have turned left at Albuquerque."

"What's an Albuquerque?" asked Menardi.

"I don't know, but we should have turned left at it."

The Mayor walked behind the two of them. "Well, I don't know of this 'Vale' that you two speak of, but how would you two lovely young ladies like to spend some quality time here with me?" he asked, putting his arms around their necks. He failed to notice the death glares he was receiving.

Meanwhile, in Vale

"Man," said Jenna. "I didn't know that Mom would be so rough on Felix and Piers."

"Yeah, I hope they're all right," replied Sheba.

Suddenly, a huge burst of light burst from the southeast. It took a few minutes for the glare to die down.

"Say," said Jenna when she could see again. "Aren't those fireworks shaped like the mayor of Alhafra?"

"That guy was a real jerk," said Sheba. Then, she heard something hit the ground at her feet. She bent down and picked it up. "Cool, I've always wanted an arrowhead."

Ivan: Why is the mayor so stupid?

B.B.: Well, I guess just got caught up in the heat of the moment.

More crickets

Dude, ya gotta stop trying to make jokes.

B.B.: Well I'm sorry! I need a laugh after the beating you gave us.

Ivan: Yeah, just look at Floating Skull.

Flt. Sk.: skull…

You guys deserved it. Anyway, now that you've read the chapter, please REVIEW. I'm putting the word REVIEW in capital letters to catch your attention. That said, I will leave you now.

…

Uh, somebody?

B.B.: Oh right. (clears throat) Floating Skull! Whoo!

Ivan: Pathetic.