Video Game Village
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I still don't own anything but the storyline. But, maybe if I were to enter the Twilight Zone…
Hello again. In this chapter, the bad guys start thinking up a plan of how to use Spot to their advantage, Shadow gets back at Sonic, and the Sephiroth chase takes an unexpected turn. So, with that said and done, chapter four!
Chapter IV
The Plot Thickens…
Spot woke up the next morning and found himself still on his most prized possession. Spot hopped off, replaced the tarp, and closed the panel in his closet. He didn't have anything planned for today, so he sat down and turned the TV on. The news was on and it was currently reported that some psycho-maniac was patrolling the streets of Video Game Village in tank. "Officials say that a noise sounding like someone singing the lyrics of the well-known tune 'One Winged Angel' has been coming from the tank. Due to this clue, officials asked to see Sephiroth. He was unavailable for questioning. Officials say that they are uncertain as to the identity of this madman, but they believe that it may be Bass from the classic Megaman series."
While Spot was watching TV, someone was watching him from the perspective of the TV. He wore a long, silver cape. His arms were long and skinny. He had razor sharp teeth and his eyes flashed with different symbols you'd probably see on one of those annoying tests of the emergency system thing. To make matters worse. He had no lower half, yet he just floated there. He began to laugh like a robot and started to continuously jab his finger at the TV. "Hehehe. You are mine!" He then reached his hand back as if he was going to reach inside the TV and pull Spot through it when he got cut off.
"Oh, for the love of God, Rez! You do that every time a new guy comes!"
The final boss of the original Gex turned around and growled. "So, what! You never know when I'll get lucky!" The giant orbot with a missile for a head scoffed. "You? Get Lucky? Please! You couldn't even beat a lizard!" Rez was steamed now. "It was a gecko!" The orbot shrugged. "Lizard. Gecko. It's all the same to me." Rez floated up to the giant's head and looked him in the eyes. "Well, look at yourself! You, Warhead, couldn't even beat a robot!" Warhead took a giant hand and flicked Rez away. "It's an…" Rez shrugged. "Robot. Android. It's all the same to me." Warhead was ticked now and he raised a giant fist in the air. "You really want to become scrap metal, don't you!" Rez pointed his finger at Warhead. "Ha! I'd win and you know it! Besides, you're already scrap metal!" There was some truth to that. After Vectorman had been released, Sega and Blue Sky (the company who helped make both Vectorman games) had to rebuild Warhead from scrap metal. Warhead was pissed and he'd make sure that all of Video Game Village knew it.
"Calm down! The both of you! This is ridiculous!" The two machines turned and looked at the ever-so-popular Eggman. "How do you propose that we come up with a plan if you two are fighting all the time!" The two lowered their hands. "I'll blow you to pieces, later." Rez raised his hand again. "What was that!" Eggman sighed. Suddenly, a door opened and multiple final boss walked in. Amongst them, were Greedy (Ristar), Venom (Vectorman 2), Ansem (Kingdom Hearts), Metal Sonic (Sonic Heroes), Sigma (Megaman X), Dr. Wily (Megaman), and Spooky (Pac-Man World 2).
(A.N. I would describe what each of them looked like, but it would take up half the chapter. So, forget it.)
"Good, now that we're all here, let's begin making a plan on how to use the new guy to our advantage." Dr. Wily started. "You mean tonight isn't bingo night!" Everyone looked at Wily and Eggman sighed. "No, Wily. Today's Tuesday. Bingo night is on Thursday." Wily threw up his hands. "Then, what am I doing here?' With that, he turned and left. Everyone just remained silent for several minutes. Greedy was the one to break the silence.
"Well, ignoring these recent turn of events, let's start. Any ideas anyone?" There were several mutters, but then Spooky spoke up. "I think that we should make one of those Trojan horse things and sneak in at night." Everyone fell silent again. "Spooky, just what would be preventing them from lighting the horse on fire?" Spooky thought about this. "Oh." Eggman slapped his face. "Ok, that's it! Anyone with a half-intelligent answer?"
Ansem spoke up this time. "I have an idea. It's probably not a good one, but it's an idea nonetheless." Eggman sighed. He was about to say something, but a crumpled piece of paper flew through the air, hit Greedy in the head, and landed in his hands. He grumbling an insult and unfolded the paper. After briefly glancing at the contents, he got a deranged look in his eyes. "Greedy is gay! Pass it on!" Greedy read the contents aloud and then threw the paper in the air, shot a thunderbolt at it, and turned it instantly to ash. "WHO WROTE THIS FILTH!" Everybody shook their heads and Warhead pelted Greedy in the back of the head with his hand, knocking Greedy unconscious. Everybody looked at Greedy, then Warhead, and then back to Greedy.
"Uh, Warhead? Why'd you do that?" Warhead shrugged. "Two reasons: One," He looked at Rez. "I've been wanting to do that for a while now." Rez growled. "And two," He chuckled. "I'm the one who wrote that note." Eggman sighed yet again. "Ok, now as you were saying, Ansem?" Several hours later, after Ansem explained his plan, everyone agreed on it, Greedy regaining consciousness, Warhead knocking him out again, and everyone getting parts in the plan, it was settled.
"Does everyone know their parts?"
"Yes."
"Got it"
"Affirmative."
"We'll so those pansies who's boss!"
"Sigma?"
"Yeah?"
"Don't ever, ever say that again."
Meanwhile, at the Sonic's manor, Sonic was sleeping in late, again! Shadow silently opened the door and tiptoed over to Sonic's new alarm clock. He checked the time that Sonic had set it for, set the prank clock, and zipped out of the room. A few minutes later, the alarm clock began beeping and Sonic rolled over, smacking the alarm clock so that it stopped beeping. Sonic then rolled back over. This is the fun part. Four minutes later, a small panel opened up at the top of the alarm clock and a small wire came out, making its way over to Sonic's head. Then, a little Amy figure came out, began walking the wire, stopped above Sonic's head, pulled out a miniature hammer, and began to pelt Sonic's head in while shouting, "WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" Sonic finally grab the clock and hurtled it out of the window.
Meanwhile, Wakka had just evaded Sephiroth again and had stopped to catch his breath when an alarm clock came out of nowhere and landed on his head, knocking him out. Sephiroth, meanwhile, was in his tank, changing one tape of One Winged Angel to another one when he heard something like someone being knocked out by an alarm clock hitting their head.
He stopped the tank, turned off the engine, opened the door, and saw Wakka, unconscious, and miscellaneous alarm clock parts scattered around his head. YES! What luck! Sephiroth hopped out of the tank , ran over to Wakka, pulled out his sword, and made sure it would be a sleep Wakka would never come out of. Some sad music began playing in the background, while Sephiroth began to laugh like a maniac again. "YES! I'VE FINALLY DONE IT! I'VE KILLED WAKKA! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Sonic, in the meantime, had stormed downstairs and saw Shadow and Rouge watching Beethoven's 2nd. Sonic tapped Shadow on shoulder, Shadow turned around, and Sonic grabbed his neck like he was going to choke slam him. "Very funny, Shadow…" He released his grip and stormed away. "What was that about?' Rouge asked, curiously. Shadow smirked. "I gave him a, dare I say, rude awakening." He then poked his head out the window. "Hey, isn't that Sephiroth?"
Rouge got up and looked out the window. What she saw was Sephiroth skipping away and Wakka, dead, with a sword in his back and clock parts around his head. Rouge eyes sunk in her head and she looked at Shadow. "Oops." Rouge grabbed his throat harder than Sonic did. Why? Because Wakka was Rouge's favorite Final Fantasy character. Shadow was then thrown through the window and landed next to Wakka. "Ow."
Let's take a look back a Spot, shall we not? Spot turned the TV because there was nothing on anymore. He had nothing to do until he remembered something. Just come over if you want to talk, ok? "I might as well. I've got nothing else to do.' So, Spot set off to join the Pac-family in a nice conversation. About what? I don't think even God knows.
Sorry to any Wakka fans! But, don't worry, Wakka will be in the last two chapters. Tune in next time when Spot continues his relationship with the Pac-family in Bonding With the Pac-Family.
Sonic: I killed Wakka………
Metal Sonic EX: Ha ha! You're going to get it!
Sonic: Hey! You're the one who made me do it!
Metal Sonic EX: So?
Sonic: Whatever.
Metal Sonic EX: Read and Review please!
Sonic: Wait! I'm not dead yet! Yay!
Metal Sonic EX: -smashes Sonic with a sledge hammer-