Video Game Village

By: Metal Sonic EX

Disclaimer: I still don't own anything but the storyline. Why? Because. God hates me.

In this chapter, Spot takes his relationship with the Pac-family to the next line, Sonic gets Shadow back again, and Sephiroth announces his victory over Wakka. Enjoy!

Chapter V

Bonding With The Pac-Family

The characters of Final Fantasy were sitting at a table, eating lunch and conversing one another. Cloud was about to ask Tifa out, when Sephiroth kicked the down and came with the goofiest smile you'll ever see. Which was odd for Sephiroth. "What'd ya do, this time?" Leon asked. I said that it was odd for Sephiroth to smile, but I didn't say that it didn't happen before. "We must toast to this most joyous of occasions!" He flew over to the table, poured himself a glass of wine, and thrust it in the air, nearly spilling the contents on Yuffie's clothes. Everyone just stared at Sephiroth. "What?" Sephiroth ignored Leon's comment and continued. "I have finally killed that bastard Wakka!" Several gasps and cries of alarm rang out around the table. Sephiroth ignored this. "To me!" He threw his head back and drank the wine in a single gulp. Cloud spun his head to Tifa, as did many others.

"I thought you stopped him!"

"I got tired! It's not like you'd do any different!"

"Excuse me."

"I'd do way more better than you did!"

"Hello!"

"Why! Because you're a guy!"

"Guys!"

"Exactly!"

By now, several people were mourning Wakka's death. Others were just watching the argument go on. Leon was accepting bets from people as to who would win the fight. Cloud and Tifa were both standing now, the eyes and faces burning with a passionate fury. All looked well for Leon until… "DAMN IT, PEOPLE! LISTEN TO ME!" Sephiroth slammed his hands on the table, lifting it off the ground and throwing everything that was on it to the floor. Everyone grew silent instantly.

However, Yuffie, who had been holding her head over the table crying, had been hit in the head with the table. As she lifted her head back up and, in a groggy state, she asked, "What just happened?" This happened about a second before she got clobbered in the back of the head by the returning table, knocking her unconscious. Sephiroth looked at everybody, and everybody looked at Sephiroth. "THANK YOU! NOW, I'VE GOT AN ANNOUCEMENT TO MAKE!" He immediately calmed down, reached up, and threw of a piece of lettuce that had landed on his shoulder. He then brushed himself off. "If you'll excuse me, I'm going to burn all of Wakka's stuff." With that, he began making his way towards Wakka's room. Everyone looked at each other, than began to run towards Wakka's room as well.

Yuffie just regained consciousness when they left. "Hey, guys. Where ya going?" TINK! Yuffie got knocked unconscious again when a falling metal salad bowl bonked her on the head. Where did it come from, you ask? Simple. It had caught on to a ceiling fan blade when Sephiroth hit the table. It had just been a coincidence that Yuffie had regained consciousness at the same time that it had slid off the fan.

Meanwhile, Spot had just reached the Pac-Man household, when Sonic ran by. "Hey, Sonic. You look like you've just done something." Sonic laughed to himself. I have, Spot! Oh, yes I have!"

-Flashback-

Shadow had been extremely tired last night, and he had forgotten what room he slept in. Sonic gratefully pointed him in the way, but Shadow didn't believe him, so he went into the room down the hall. Sonic shrugged and went to bed himself. The next morning, Shadow woke up, stretched his back, and began making his way over to the window. "Good morning, world!" He opened his eyes and started that he was staring at a blank wall. "What the… Who took out my window?" He turned around and saw the window on the other side of the room. He shrugged and was about to move towards it when he noticed the door opening up a little bit. "Hello?" He moved towards the door, but was ambushed by a pink fuzzball. "Sonikku!" Shadow got tackled to the ground and looked up to see Amy looking back at him.

"Amy?"

"Hi, Sonic!"

"Amy, I'm not Sonic."

"Sure you are. See?"

She pointed at him and Shadow looked at his chest to see that he had been painted blue. He clenched his fist, got that deranged look in his eye, and screamed, "SONIC!" Sonic, who actually had pointed Shadow to his room, had slept in Shadow's, after painting Shadow blue, mind you. But, by now, he was busy running away from the house and heard Shadow's scream. SCORE!

-End Flashback-

"And that's it!" Pac-Man, who had come when Sonic was a fourth of the way through his story, nodded. "I see…" Spot pointed behind Sonic. "Yeah. So do I." Sonic turned and saw a bright blue Shadow running towards him. "YOU'RE DEAD, SONIC! YOU HEAR ME! DEAD!" Sonic jumped. "Ah! Well, nice talking to you guys. Bye!" He zipped off just as Shadow came up and whizzed by. They watched as the two disappeared in the distance. "So, anyways. You called?" Spot turned to look at the legend. "Yeah. I wanted to, as you put it, come by and talk."

Spot was let in and the two were about to start a conversation when Spot felt something touch his shoe. He bent over and saw a small yellow ball looking back at him. "Oh, that's Pac-Baby. It's a she." Spot continued to gaze at the baby. She had a pacifier in her mouth and she had a small tuft of hair on top of her hair which was pulled back with a bow. "I see… Do you mind?" Pac-Man chuckled. "Be my guest. Just be careful. She's got a bigger appetite than I do." Spot bent over, picked Pac-Baby up, and began to bounce her on his leg lightly. But, soon she began to tear up. 'Uh, Spot. I think now would be a good time to put her down." Spot chuckled. "Aw, come on. I good with kids. Besides, what's the worse that could…" BBBBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!

Half the town heard it when Pac-Baby burped in Spot's face. Spot's glasses had half-blown off, revealing one of Spot's green eyes. Pac-Man had shielded himself with his arms and he lowered them to see how much of Spot was still left. Spot whistled and looked at Pac-Baby. "Wow! I guess you were right!" Spot removed his glasses and began to clean them the best he could with his hands. "I warned you." Pac-Baby giggled when Spot whistled and this came as a surprise to them both. Spot replaced his glasses and, for the third time in this fanfic, Spot raised a non-existent eyebrow at this spectacle. Spot whistled again, making Pac-Baby bounce up and down on his leg. Then an idea came to Spot. He tried to and, after a few seconds, remembered the tune he was trying to remember. And so, much to the enjoyment of Pac-Baby, began to whistle the tune of 'Radical Rails' from Cool Spot.

"There you are!" Mrs. Pac-Man walked up to the three and looked at the toddler. "I've been looking everywhere for you!" Spot held Pac-Baby up and she took the kid into her own hands. "We're going to the store. Junior's upstairs playing his guitar. Okay?" Pac-Man nodded and they kissed briefly. "Be careful. The both of you!" Pac-Man and Spot waved to her. "Be careful yourself!" The two friends then turned around and resumed their conversation. Hours later, they were still talking. "Yeah, I does get boring, what with munching dots and what not all the time." Spot nodded. "Yeah, at least you're famous for your games. If I remember correctly, I only have two games, Cool Spot and Spot Goes to Hollywood. I think that there was a third, but I can't remember." Pac-Man seemed surprised. "You've been to Hollywood?" Spot laughed. "Yeah. But, you can't blame me. I am, after all, the 7-up mascot." Pac-Man smiled. "I see what you mean."

Spot looked at the increasingly black sky. "Well, it's been nice chatting, but I've got to go." Pac-Man got up and shook Spot's hands. "Yeah. It's been nice talking with you, too." Spot waved. "See ya!" Pac-Man waved back. "Come back and see us again!" Spot shut the gate behind him. "Will do!" He ran off and began heading home. Mrs. Pac-Man came out and pointed to Pac-Man's left. "Pac-Man! Look! It's on the news!" Pac-Man looked and saw a giant fire coming from a mansion. "What on Earth?"

Meanwhile, Sephiroth broke the door out this time, carrying some of Wakka's stuff, and came face-to-face with Cloud and Tifa. "We're not going to let you burn Wakka's stuff, let alone kill someone else!" Cloud shouted over the flames of a giant bonfire that Sephiroth had started. "Kill someone else?" Yuffie popped her head out of the rug Sephiroth was carrying on his shoulder. "Hi." Sephiroth sweatdropped. "Oh. You." He dropped the rug and continued towards the fire.

Well……… That was interesting. Anyways, in the next chapter, the baddies go through with their plan, Shadow gets back at Sonic, and an unlikely hero steps up. Please tune in next time when people Assume Your Battle Stations!

Sonic: I not going to insult this chapter. I find it somewhat funny.

Metal Sonic EX: Somewhat? SOMEWHAT!

Sonic: Eep! Don't kill me!

Metal Sonic EX: I'm not going to kill you.

Sonic: You're not?

Metal Sonic EX: Nope. -smacks Sonic upside the head-

Sonic: OOWWW!

Metal Sonic EX: Read and Review! Please!

Years later………

Sonic: -dies of brain damage- X(

Metal Sonic EX: Oh, darn.