Video Game Village
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: Nope. Still don't own anything but the storyline. Wait! What's this! Oh, wait, my bad. Never mind.
Why, hello there! In this chapter, the bad guys set forth their plan, Shadow gets back at Sonic, and an unlikely hero steps up. Also, I guarantee that by the time you're done with this chapter, you'll be scarred for life! How? Simple. I make Sephiroth do the last thing you'd EVER expect him to do. And, just a reminder, the barf bags are on the left side of your chair, not the right. Enjoy!
Chapter VI
Assume Your Battle Stations!
The final bosses had returned to their little hideout and this time, Wily came on bingo night. "Everyone remembers what to do, right?" There was a cluster of 'yeah', 'you betcha', and even a 'not really' or two. "Good. In that case, LET'S…" Sigma interrupted. "Um, I said I didn't remember my part." Eggman scoffed. "Just stand there and look pretty. How hard is that to remember?" Sigma sweatdropped. "Oh, yeah. It's kind of hard to remember it, but it's not hard to do it." Sigma then took a super-cheesy pose that made many people sweatdrop and move away. "Whatever. Anyways, like I said before, LET'S GET 'EM!" The crowd cheered and rushed out of the building, leaving a confused Wily. "But, I thought tonight was bingo night!"
Spot was watching TV again and the report was mourning the death of Wakka. I am sorry to report that the loving Final Fantasy character, Wakka, passed away last night. Officials are still uncertain of the cause of death, but a sword was found protruding from his back. Officials have arrested the suspected murderer, a mister… Uh… A mister… Hey, you. Yeah, you. Come here. How do you pronounce that? Ah, thank you. A mister Bass. The scene changed to a two cops carrying away Bass by the legs. "You can't do this! I didn't do it, I tell you! I've been framed! FRAMED!" As for the unfortunate victim, a funeral is planning on being held on… I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! WHY, WAKKA? WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DIE! Spot sweatdropped and turned the TV off. He popped his head into the secret room, made sure that his prized possession was still there, and decided to head over to Sonic's house.
Meanwhile, Sonic was sleeping in for the fifty-thousandth time. Shadow silently snuck in and placed a naughty magazine on his covers, then he snuck out. He went downstairs and found Rouge, Amy, and Tails watching Beethoven's 3rd. "Hey, Amy. I think that there's something that you should see in Sonic's room." Amy looked Shadow. "Really? YIPEE!" She ran in a pink blur up the stairs. Shadow sat down next to Tails, who looked at him. "What was that all about?" Shadow chuckled. "You'll see." Amy nearly broke down the door and before she could say anything, see noticed the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue on Sonic's covers.
(A.N. I don't own Sports Illustrated either. Big surprise!)
Amy's eye began twitching. What in the… Oh, he's going to wish he hadn't done that… Amy moved swiftly, but silently, over to the bedside, pulled out her hammer, and made like Mark McGuire. Spot, on the other hand, had just turned the corner and saw Sonic's manor down the street. Suddenly, he heard a crack and something came flying out of the house.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Sonic landed hard on his face, slid down the street, and stopped right in front of Spot. "Ugh. Hey, Spot." Spot offered a hand, but Sonic got up himself. "Whatcha do this time?" Sonic brushed himself off. "I have no idea, but I think that Shadow has something to do with this." Spot stared at him. "Ya think?"
Just then, an egg rolled out of nowhere and stopped by the two. "Hey, guys." Billy Hatcher made his way around the egg and over to the friends. "Hey, Billy." The two said in unison. Billy was about to say something when he noticed something. He pointed towards it and said, 'Hey, isn't that…" Sonic started and Spot stared. "A HEARTLESS!" Indeed, it was. A small, black, ball-shaped creature stood and stared at them while twitching his antenna. Little black things began popping up at the Sonic household, as well as many other places. Sonic turned to Billy and, in a serious tone, said, "Care to do the honors?" Billy bowed. "My pleasure." He then scrambled up the egg, jumped on a near by building's roof, scurried up the lightning rod and cleared his throat. "Ahem. ASSUME YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!"
Spot had to jump out of the way to prevent being run over by a stampede of people that came out of nowhere. "WE'RE UNDER HEARTLESS ATTACK! ASSUME YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!" Vectorman came flying out of nowhere, as did Ristar, and they landed on the roof. "It's about time! I haven't blown something up since two Fridays ago!" Sonic looked at Vectorman. "You're starting to sound like Zero." Speaking of which, at the Megaman estate, both Zeros were at the window looking out, anxiously. "When can we go outside and blow something up!" MMZ Zero said. "Not right now. Not until we find out how to bail Bass out of jail." Ciel replied. "Aaaaaaawwwwww!" MMX Zero began pouting. Anyways, Vectorman, Ristar, Sonic, Billy Hatcher, and Spot ran to the center of town to prepare for battle.
Meanwhile, the bad guys had begun to make their way down the good side of town. They'd already passed Spot's house, but no one was home. So, they continued and were just outside of the Kingdom Hearts mansion. Inside, Tifa and everyone else was still mourning Wakka's death. They'd been able to save about a fourth of his stuff. Some of it was destroyed by the fire itself, some by the water thrown on the fire, and the rest of it destroyed by Tifa's thunder spell, which Sephiroth deflected with his blade. It hit the fire, making it grow almost like it took steroids. Sephiroth looked at Tifa, gave a "Thanks. The fire was getting a little small.", and continued his rampage.
Anyways, Sephiroth strolled down the stairs and Tifa just blew up. "That's it!" Sephiroth, along with everyone within hearing distance, jumped in surprise. "What's it?" Tifa's jaw dropped to the floor. "You mean you haven't heard that we're under attack?" Sephiroth raised an eyebrow. "I've heard of it." Sephiroth continued walking and stopped between Leon and Cloud. "Who here remembers the dance that Mickey did in Fantasia?"
(A.N. Men, prepare your barfbags!)
A few people murmured an 'I do'. Sephiroth scoffed and began to put his headphones back on. "I don't see how Mickey's Fantasia dance will help us." Tifa chuckled. "Simple. We'll have someone do the Fantasia dance and get the bad guys attention. That'll be the last thing anyone will ever expect." Yuffie raised a hand. "So, who's going to do it?" Tifa chuckled again. "Simple. We'll need someone brave…" Cloud's eyes bulged out of his head and he moved away from Sephiroth, who was listening to One Winged Angel. "Someone strong…" Leon moved away from Sephiroth. "We'll need someone like…"
Tifa got an evil look on her face and turned to look at Sephiroth. He didn't noticed because he had his eyes closed. Cloud reached a hand in and tapped his shoulder. Sephiroth looked at it in disgust, paused his theme song, removed the headphones, and spun his head to look at Cloud. "What!" Cloud pointed at Tifa. Sephiroth looked at her, saw her looking at him with an evil grin most people would find only Sephiroth capable of making, and his eyes sunk in. "Hell no."
"Oh, yes, you are! First, you killed Aeris, now it's Wakka. You'll do this, or so help me God, I'll get a restraining order!" Sephiroth just stood there. "I'm not going to do it and that's that!" Tifa lifted the biggest spatula you ever saw above her head. Sephiroth just stood there looking at it. "Well?" Sephiroth now stood in an alley, just a few feet away from the bad guys. "Cities will burn for this." He managed through clenched teeth. He looked over his shoulder and saw Tifa waving at him. "I don't know how I get myself forced to do this crap." Meanwhile, the bad guys were busy conversing with themselves.
"Does anyone aside from me find it odd that no one's attacked us yet?"
"Shut up! You'll jinx it!"
"Hey, losers!"
"Did anyone just hear that?"
"I did."
"Over here!'
"Hey, isn't that Sephiroth?"
Sephiroth stood outside of the alley, waving his hands over his head. "It is." Warhead thrust a finger in Sephiroth's direction. "There he is! KILL HIM!" Sephiroth grew wide-eyed and ducked back into the alley in order to prevent being blown into pieces by all of the flying rockets, missiles, fireballs, odd static ball things, and God knows what else.
"Why are we trying to kill him again?"
"Because he was so damn hard to beat in Kingdom Hearts! Now just stand there and wait for him to come out again!"
Sephiroth growled. "I just want to inform you that I didn't want to do this." With that, he stood up, dusted himself off, walked out of the alley, and proceeded to do the Fantasia dance.
(A.N. Mwahahahahaha! I'd just like to inform you that, one, I don't own Fantasia. And two, I've made Sephiroth do the unthinkable! Mwahahahahaha!)
Everyone just stood there looking at Sephiroth bounce around and Rez whipped out a camcorder. "America's Funniest Home Videos grand prize, here I come!" Sephiroth stopped and looked at Rez. 'I will NOT continue until you…" A giant spatula came flying out of nowhere and Sephiroth had to duck so that it didn't hit him in the head. "Nice aim, Tifa!" A frying pan flew through the air and hit him in the head. "OW! You'll pay for…" Eggman coughed. "Are you going to continue or should we begin shooting stuff at you again?"
Sephiroth growled and continued. Metal Sonic began freaking out and sparks flew from his head. "DOES NOT COMPUTE! ILLOGICAL! SYSTEM FAILURE!" Metal Sonic's head then blew to pieces and Rez cried out. "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!" Eggman looked at him. "What?" Tears were flowing from the robot's eyes. "The battery's dead. My life's dream! Ruined!" He began bawling while Sephiroth continued, now with a smirk on his face.
Meanwhile, Spot and the others had been holding of the Heartless. Spot had been throwing 7-up at them, which was surprisingly effective, seeing as they dissolved whenever they were hit by the liquid. Vectorman had been blowing them away with the balls of energy shot from his hand, Sonic had been spin-dashing all of them, Hatcher had been throwing eggs at them, and Ristar had been headbutting them all.
When they stopped coming, the badniks from the classic Sonic games, the orbs from Ristar, the orbots from the Vectorman games, and other creatures began coming. "There's no end to them!" Hatcher cried out. Vectorman looked at Sonic, who had just cut a few orbs in half, and cried, "Sonic! We've got to cut the head off the snake! We defeat the ones behind this, and we'll stop the attack altogether. Sonic nodded. "Right. Come, guys! Ristar, Hatcher, and Vectorman, you stay here! Spot, you're with me!" The two ran off looking for the final bosses.
However, they were having to much fun laughing and pointing at Sephiroth. Just keep it under control Sephiroth, you can do this… "At that moment, Sonic and Spot ran up. "What on God's green earth are you doing, Sephiroth!" Sephiroth sighed, but continued dancing. "Tifa forced me to do the dance from Fantasia because I killed Wakka." Gasps arose from the final bosses and everyone grew silent. Rez broke the silence. "So… You mean that you… killed Wakka?" Sephiroth stopped. "Yes, I killed him! Don't you watch the news!" Warhead stood silent, then threw his hands in the air. "Great! Another reason to kill you!" Sephiroth gave an "Uh oh.", then turned and ran for his life as rockets, missiles, fireballs, odd static ball things, and God knows what else flew after him.
As Sephiroth left, Vectorman, Ristar, and Billy Hatcher ran over to Sonic and Spot. "Guys, what are you doing here?" Vectorman pointed behind him with his thumb. "Don't worry. We got someone to cover for us." Back in the center of town, MMZ Zero and MMX Zero were busy slashing everything that attacked them to pieces. "This is the greatest!" MMX Zero shouted over the enemies that screamed just seconds before they were slashed in half. "You're telling me!" MMZ Zero shouted back. Sephiroth came running out of nowhere and continued running as rockets, missiles, fireballs, odd static ball things, and God knows what else flew after him. "What was that all about!" MMX Zero shrugged. "I'll be damned if I know!" Back where Eggman and his posse stood, Sonic had begun an argument.
"Your uglier!"
"No, he's uglier!'
"Hey, you on my side! Besides, I'm prettier than him!"
"You want me to put my fist through your head, don't you!"
"Pac-Baby!"
Everyone stopped and noticed the toddler crawling towards them. Pac-Man and Mrs. Pac-Man were stopped by Vectorman. "Are you crazy! You'll get killed!" Mrs. Pac-Man trying freeing herself from Vectorman grasp. "That's our daughter out there!" Someone has to get her… I'm a good friend of theirs… I'll get her… Spot began to walk towards her when she began tearing up again. "Uh oh." Spot began moving the other way, as did all of the good guys. "Hahaha! Look guys! We're making her cry!"
Spot interrupted Warhead's taunt. "Um, I think you should run, like now." Warhead scoffed. "Run from a baby! Ha! This thing couldn't hurt us if it's life…"
BBBBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Pac-Baby burped and sent the baddies flying. Spot looked at Pac-Man and said, "Well, I guess she is starting to take care of herself." Meanwhile, the bad guys were flying through the air, conversing about what went wrong.
"You just had to open your trap, didn't you?"
"Shut up! How was I supposed to know! Besides, it was Ansem's plan!"
"I told you that it had flaws in it!"
"Hey, guys! Look over there!"
The group turned and saw Team Rocket flying through the air for no apparent reason. "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" Greedy sweatdropped. "Wonder what happened with them…" Meanwhile, in the Pokemon world, Ash was doing a victory dance. "Yay! I win! That'll teach 'em to call me a momma's boy!" Misty and Brock sweatdropped. "Ash, you are such an idiot!" Ash sat on the ground. "No, I'm not! Leave me alone! Where are my happy pills?" Misty slapped her face.
Anyways, back at the baddies hideout, Wily was currently playing a game. "B 10." Wily ran back to his spot, checked his card, and called, "BINGO! Ha ha! I win again!" Wily then grew silent and slammed his head on the table. "I'm so freaking bored." Just at that moment, the rest of the bad guys came crashing through the ceiling and landed on the floor. "Yay! More players!" Eggman sighed and said, "Oh, well. Back to the drawing board."
Well, are you scarred for life or not? Doesn't matter. What matters is that it's once again time for pointless questions!
What is Sephiroth going to do to Tifa after she forced him to do the Fantasia dance?
Why don't we know what Spot's most prized possession is yet?
Where do I get these godforsaken ideas?
How will Sonic get Shadow back?
Did Sonic really look at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or not?
Why is Rouge always watching Beethoven movies?
And, when will these questions end?
Few of these questions will be answered in the next chapter. Speaking of which, in the next chapter, Sonic gets Shadow back again, Spot learns about what people are supposed to do when Video Game Village is attacked, Rouge fends of the last of the Heartless, and Sephiroth is faced with a challenge that not even he expected. Tune in next time when Life Returns To Normal…..
Sonic: -throwing up after reading the Sephiroth dance part-
Metal Sonic EX: The sweet smell of victory…
Sonic: -hurls up his intestines-
Metal Sonic EX: Well, that's at least one casualty! Let's hope for more in the future!
Sonic's dead body: ………
Metal Sonic EX: Ah, well. Read and Review or may the flames of heck consume you!