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Chapter Three- Party Time

"Now about that shower?" Adela said as they stepped out of the cart that took them to Port Sarim.

"To Falador we shall go!" Zara shouted and started to run north.

"But first.. Let's pay a visit to the bartender, he's very cute," Adela grinned.

"Adé... He has a peg leg," Zara eyed her in confoundment.

"Uh.. I guess you're right. To the showers!"

"Baths."

"Gah, whatever."

"How could you let them get away!" A HAM member shouted at one of the guards, "Who knows what they may have heard during our secret seminar? Do you know who that was!"

"Not in particular," the guard replied, staring at his feet like an embarrassed, little girl.

"That was Adeluz! She's a member of the OoC!"

"And your point is..."

"The Order of Cabbage, dumbass. We're working to bring them down. Sure, everyone else has failed, but we will succeed!" He laughs maniacally.

The guard blinked. The leader soon explained his diabolical plot and revealed the fact that they weren't HAM at all, but HAC. Humans Against Cabbage. It was all a cover-up. The leader had researched that the OoC was going to have a huge party at the patch in exactly one week, and he had prepared fire, potatoes, onions, an angry mob, Darth Vader, n00bs, and many other things to take them down. The Grim Reaper even agreed to make an appearance. Would the OoC be able to take them on? Who knooows?

"Well I feel better," Adela said, stepping out of the bathroom of the stately manor, "Let's get the firebird feather before the party. It'll worry me the whole time if we don't do it."

"That sure is a lot of walking," Zara said, "why don't you just go to the party? We don't have that much time anyway."

"Oh please, I've done much harder and lengthy things in half the time we have. Maybe we can just convince the queen."

"Oh, yeah. You'll be able to convince a giant queen, who may I state, is made of ice. Metaphorically, that usually means that she's not very nice," Zara protested, "And another thing. She's guarded by bloodthirsty ice knights! It's not like you even have one of those rings that charms people."

"Pish posh, Zara. You worry too much," Adela responded, sounding a little too relaxed.

"That's a little weird coming from you..."

"Gah, who cares? Let's go."

Adela and Zara set off for White Wolf Mountain. It wasn't too far off, considering that Adela had bathed in Falador. They raised their heads to look at the looming, white mass in front of them. A wolf snarled from one of the ledges. Adela glanced at her comrade.

"Come on. Let's go," the redhead said as she took off running up the mountain. Zara groaned and followed suit. The two reached a trap door, half-covered in snow. An ice giantgrowled at them.

"I think it's this one," Adela said as she tried to wrench the door open. Zara knelt down in the snow and pulled at the handle with her. It popped open and the girls when sprawling across the snow. Both of them jumped down into the maze below.

Adela pulled out a map, "this way," she said as she jogged through the snow.

"Aargh! A spider!" Zara said, whipping out a scimitar, "Die!"

"No time! We have to go, the party is starting in 30 minutes!"

"Thank Zamorak for light-speed boat travel."

They had finally reached the final chamber as they slowly crept towards the queen, trying not to draw the Ice Knights' attention. Adela stepped up to the queen.

"Your majesty, I would hate to bother such a fine.. er.. idol such as yourself, but you see, I really need to borrow your ice gloves for--"

"Another one of you heroes.." the Ice Queen groaned boredly, "Guards!"

Unfortunately, all attention was on them now.

"Okay.. then," Adela said looking from side to side at the knights, "I'll just have to kill you for them!" The queen didn't like that statement very much and Adela was sent sprawling through snow for the second time today.

"You might wanna hurry up!" Zara yelled as knights began to surround her.

"Okay, let's make this brief," the soon-to-be-heroine said to the queen as she slashed her bright red sword at the queen. It clanked on her armor and vibrated throughout Adela's body, "Yeah.. That didn't work like I thought it would."

"Use a freaking fire spell, you pyromaniac!" her friend called, trying to ward off the ice knights.

"Duh," Adela said to herself smiling in relief as she let loose fire spells left and right, melting the queen. She snatched the gloves, the only part left of her and grabbed Zara's arm, "let's go!"

Defending themselves as they ran through knights, spiders, and giants they reached the mountain again.

"Glad that's over," Zara said.

"And it only took us 15 minutes.. We should have brought teleporting runes," Adela frowned, "We better run again!"

"Come on! I'm way too tired to run, Miss Agility Queen!" Zara said in an exasperated tone.

Adela tossed her a purple fruit, "Eat it, we have to go."

The two set off for the boats. One minute and they were already entering Falador. Two minutes and they had left. Three minutes they entered Port Sarim. Four minutes and they were on the boat. Five minutes and they were racing towards the North Part of Entrana. Six minutes and they were upon it. Adela raised her arm as if to hit it with her sword.. Which, she didn't have, because weapons weren't allowed on Entrana. She sighed and kicked the Firebird without effort. It died in an instant. Slipping on the gloves, she picked up the feathers that were left.

"Stylish and functional," she said grinning and walked towards the boat, "Ah wait. It would be faster if we teleported." Adela tossed Zara some runes, "To Camelot!"

"Wait!" Zara exclaimed, "My magic level is just below being able to teleport."

"Well here then," Adela handed her a periwinkle beverage.

"Ooh, my favorite," Zara grinned and drank the Wizards' Mind Bomb. She and Adela teleported quickly before the effects of the beverage ran out.

Adela glanced at the clock on the bank, "Two minutes, alright!"

They changed quickly and ran into the party hall.

"Yo, Pete!" Adela said as she entered.

"Word," Zara said, tipping her wizard hat to the side.

"Do you like to move it, move it!" Adela shouted to Pete even though he was standing in front of her.

"Yeah I like to move it, move it!" He responded as they both started to sing it and dance. The druids showed up exactly as the party started. They were huddled in a tight group. Adela jumped over to them, "Do you like to move it, move it!"

There was a profound silence before all of them broke out in unison, "I like to move it, move it!"

There was a cheer and the sound of beer glasses hitting each other in toast. Balloons dropped from the ceiling and the druids started to dance on the table with Adela and Zara.

"I told you this was a good idea," Adela said to her green-haired friend as they continued dancing. Everyone was having a great time.

"Alright, you party animals," Pete, the DJ, said as the end of the party neared, "It's time to slooow this party down," he said as Kairi's Theme began to play.

"I looove this song," Adela grinned at Zara.

"Yeah, but who are we supposed to dance with?" Zara said, uneasily, "because I'm sure as heck not dancing with you... And how did you get Kingdom Hearts music to play in Gielinor?"

"Oh.. I have my ways."

"Excuse me," a dark-haired young man tapped Zara on the shoulder, "May I have this dance?"

Zara looked around uneasily, "You're asking me? Haha."

Adela elbowed her.

"Er, sure."

"Well, that solves her problem," Adela said to herself before being asked to dance with one of the younger, yet not too young, druids. About halfway through the song though, they were interrupted as a large dragon crashed into the party hall.
End of Chapter Three

Alright w00t. I haven't updated this in a while, so here you go. And I can't count because I thought this was chapter four, so I'm not very smart today. I hope that you people luffs it -insert smiley face here- Sorry if nothing extremely awesome happened, but yeah, whatever. I left a cliff-hanger for everyone w00t. Sadly there weren't many extremely cute guys in this chapter.. But that's what Asorable is for, right? Okay I'll stop my babbling.