Video Game Village

By: Metal Sonic EX

Disclaimer: I still don't own anything but the storyline. I'm so sad all of the time… My life has no meaning… Why must I feel this way… Well, it's called depression! And, for heavy depression relief, there's Zoloft! Now, as for the side effects…

In this chapter, the war between the baddies, the good guys, and the bunnies begins and backup comes at an unexpected time. This is going to be a long chapter, but not as long some of the other chapters I have planned. Anyways, here is lucky chapter thirteen!

Chapter XIII

The Good, The Bad, And The Bunnies

Pac-Man tensed up when the baddies crossed the line and everyone heard those words. "Assume your battle stations!" Shadow thrust a finger in the final bosses direction. "Okay, boys! Let's get 'em!" Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, and the Zeros, who'd walked up not too long ago, cheered and began running forward, but stopped when Tails blocked his path. "Wait! A full force assault is what they're prepared for! We'll need to out-strategize them!" Shadow and the others looked around for a second. "Screw logic! Get 'em!" After the Zeros outburst, everyone cheered again and took off towards the baddies.

What followed next was too graphic to show. Let's just say that Crash Bandicoot won't be jumping for a while, the Zeros were given bloody noses, Spyro's fire breath was almost permanently gotten rid of, and Shadow got somewhat of an unwanted hair wax. The group pulled themselves back to the others and Tails smirked. "Told you so." They mumbled and a plane was seen overhead. "Who's that?" Several parachutes jumped out and, when they landed, Shadow forgot about the pain on his back and he went, "Score!"

In front out them were the seven Robot Masters who had come to help. They were Metalman, Crashman, Shadowman, Geminiman, Snakeman, Crystalman, and Plantman.

(A.N. These Robot Masters are, as one would say, the cream of the crop. They are my favorites of my favorites.)

Pac-Man raised an eyebrow. "What happened to…" Metalman shrugged. "Only seven of us were planning on coming. Elecman and Heatman were supposed to come, but they slept in. So, Geminiman and myself are here in their place." Shadow growled. "I'll make each and every one of them pop when I get my hands on them!" Geminiman started. "Hey! Just cause we pop when you beat us doesn't give you the right to make fun of us!"

Shadow and Geminiman would've gotten in a fight had it not been for Metalman's warning. "You might want to back up." They both looked at him and they saw that he had a detonator in his hand. "What's that for?" Metalman pushed the button and, to everyone's surprise, Spot's house blew to pieces. "That." Pac-Man just gaped at this.

"Why'd you do that!" Metalman formed an 'O' with his lips. "Did someone live there?" Pac-Man became ticked. "Someone didn't just live there! Someone WAS there!" Metalman started and looked at the house's remains. The baddies had nearly hit the baddies, but one or two were still injured. Metalman looked shocked. 'Oops." Sonic suddenly pointed. 'Hey! Take a look, guys!" Everyone turned and saw Spot looking at the burning wreckage of his house. "Meh. No biggie."

Pac-Man and Metalman seemed surprised by this. "Spot! He just blew up your house!" Spot shrugged. "Nothing was in it. I moved it all elsewhere." Metalman did the 'Score!' motion the Shadow had done and looked at Crashman. "Ha ha! I got away with blowing something up!" Snakeman grumbled. "Dirty, brown-haired bastard." Sephiroth looked at the Robot Masters. "You've got hair?" They looked at each other, then they removed there helmets.

Metalman had a dirty brown tuft of hair on his head. Crashman also had brown hair, but he had a lighter shade of brown. Shadowman had grayish hair, Geminiman had a bright cyan tuft of hair, and Snakeman had a light green color. Crystalman had a sky blue tuft of hair and finally, Plantman had a light pink tuft. Metalman came back with a witty comeback. "What'd you think we were? Bald?" Sephiroth shuddered at the thought.

The Robot Masters replaced their helmets and Geminiman split in two. "Well then, let's get this party started!" They both ran in front of the baddies, who had just stood up and began walking again. Warhead held up a finger. 'Hey, look. It's Geminiman." They both bowed.

"Yes, it is I…"

"And I!"

"We are the great Geminiman!"

"And we seek some guidance."

Eggman raised an eyebrow. "Guidance?" They nodded, they one of them pulled in a tape recorder, push Play, and they both began singing and dancing. "Do you know the way to San Jose?" The Robot Masters gaped at this while Metalman slapped a hand on his face and began shaking his head. Snakeman began walking towards them. "I'll get 'em."

When Snakeman arrived, the Geminiman twins were a third of the way through the song when Snakeman pushes Stop, grabbed the two by the neck, and said, "Please forgive our interruption. Please, continue your plan for mass homicide. We'll be talking." Snakeman dragged the two away, leaving the confused baddies behind. Billy Hatcher arrived at the group at almost the same time that Snakeman did. Snakeman throw the twins forward and held a fist in the air. "Pull yourself together!" Geminiman fused into one again and Snakeman lowered the fist. "That's better."

Hatcher gasped and yelled at the top of his lungs. "Bunnies!" Sonic looked in an annoyed way at Hatcher. "What?" Hatcher pointed. "Bunnies!" Across the grass, pink bunnies were hopping around. Eggman saw this and smirked evilly. "Excellent." The bunnies were fine until… "BUNNIES!" Plantman began running towards them like a hippie. Crashman sighed and pulled out a cell phone. "Elecman? Yeah. We'll need a replacement for Plantman. Yeah. He's after pink bunnies this time." The bunnies stood erect again, said something in Dutch, and began to juggle chainsaws.

"Now the bunnies are speaking Dutch and juggling chainsaws. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Listen, shut up for a sec. We need a replacement for Plantman and something that repels pink, Dutch, chainsaw juggling bunnies. Okay, replacement's on the way. As for the bunnies? Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Wait! Are you sure about that? Positive? 100 sure? Okay, we might as well. After all, we know nothing about these things. Thanks for your time and I'd just like to say that it's been nice talking to you."

Crashman hung up and Crystalman looked at him. "Well?" Crashman looked apathetically at the group. "Okay. Elecman says that to beat the bunnies, we need to bend over…" Everyone beat over. "Turn around…" They did so. "And…" Crashman sighed. 'And kiss your ass goodbye cause there's no way in hell that we're beating that." Shadowman stood erect. "You sure?" Crashman nodded. "He's 100 sure."

Geminiman looked over and gasped. "Um, guys?" Everyone turned and they also gasped. Plantman was singing in Dutch while juggling chainsaws while the bunnies looked at him weird. "What do we now?" The leader turned around and bent over. "We kiss our asses goodbye cause there's no way in hell that we're… Hey! Wait a sec! We do this for a living!" The leader spun back around and Plantman was still juggling the chainsaws.

The baddies ignored this and continued on, only to be stopped by the Classic Megaman series, the X series, the Legends series, the Zero series, and the Kingdom Hearts people. "That's far enough!" Warhead looked at the baddies, then they all looked at the good guys. "Kill 'em!" The baddies charged and the battle began. X shoot numerous charged shots at Reapermon, who was thrown back. Bass combined with Treble and shot a purple laser that entered and exited Eggman's robot, Eggman put his butt back in the seat once he thought it was safe. Everything was looking good for the good guys until…

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle! Here is my spout!" Everyone turned to see Venom swaying back and forth on the sidewalk. "Oh boy. Backup. We're so lucky." Eggman snapped at Warhead. 'Shut up and keep going." Everyone shrugged and continued fighting. Meanwhile, on another plane, some real backup for the baddies was on it's way to the good side of town. One of them looked over at the others.

The first was yellow, had a small, skinny body, and had an 'N' on his head. The second was female, had brownish skin, and wore an odd-looking armor. The third was a normal, video game human who was about 6' 7", wore a neat suit, and had a large gun not-to-far from him. The fourth, himself, was an armored reploid who looked like a colonel.

The human looked at the others. "What do we do when we get there?" The yellow person answered, "We kill them, bandicoots and all!" He began laughing insanely and the human beat him in the back of the head with his gun, making him fall to the floor unconscious. The female sighed. "Thank you." The human shrugged. "No problem, Sera."

The final boss of Megaman Legends 2 looked at the colonel. "Any ideas, Redips?" The final boss of Megaman X: Command Mission shrugged. "I dunno. Mr. X?" The Streets of Rage final boss shrugged and looked at Cortex, final boss of Crash Bandicoot. "It's obvious that we're in the hands of morons like this. We'll just have to go with whatever the final bosses at Video Game Village have planned. The others nodded in agreement.

Back at Video Game Village, Eggman's new robot was nearly half-destroyed, and that wasn't good because it cost a lot to make. Speaking of money problems, here comes the biggest one of them all now. "Hey, guys! It's Loath and the Bonnes!" Loath was driving towards the crowd in a pinkish tank while Tron was running towards them in a similar pink robot.

"It's the Gustaff and the Gustaff Tank! Now we'll be the laughing stock of Video Game Village when we conquer it!" Tron raised the Gustaff's hand. "I'll do it! I swear I will!" Eggman looked at them. "Where've you been?" Tron pointed to Warhead. "That bastard locked us in the basement!" Warhead ignored this and continued smashing thing. "Sorry! Can't here you!"

Back at the group of good guys, they'd left Pac-Man's front yard and left Spot in charge of Junior and Pac-Baby. To pass the time, Spot and Junior continued their project. "What do you think?" Spot thought for a sec. "Just a few more lines and I think that we'll be done. Are you sure you want to do it in front of the entire town?" Junior nodded. "I feel like this is necessary." Spot nodded, understandingly.

Back at the battle, Sonic and the others joined in the fight. Metalman threw two metal saw blades at Greedy, who countered them with thunderbolts. Crashman's Crash Bombs were becoming a nuisance to Loath and Shadowman threw a shuriken at Warhead, which buried itself into his shoulder.

Both sides quickly paused and looked at Warhead. "What happened?" Warhead began to work the blade back and forth and it eventually came loose. "The bastard threw a shuriken at me!" Warhead hurled it back at Shadowman deflected it with his katana. "Where'd you get that?" Shadowman smirked. "Ebay."

The fight resumed and Sephiroth began fighting Rez. He managed to dodge every slash of the deadly sword and Sephiroth bumped into Tifa. "Why you…" Sephiroth thrust a finger in her face. "Go ahead! Use your restraining order! I'd prefer that you'd all be dead anyway!" Tifa got a weird look on her face. "Restraining order? Oh, yeah! That one… It expired a couple of days ago." Sephiroth's eye started twitching and he yelled out something that caused everyone to stop fighting. "SIN HARVEST!"

This attack hit everybody surrounding Sephiroth. Omega grabbed Juno's floating hand and held it menacingly. "I have a hand and I WILL use it!" Juno looked at Omega and smiled. "Please release my hand." Omega looked at Juno. "Sorry! It's every man for himself now!" Juno frowned. "I'll ask again. Please…" Omega swung the arm at Juno. "Stay back!"

Juno opened his eyes, which were blood red and pupilless, and he began talking in a demonic tone of voice. "Release my hand, mortal!" Omega looked at this and he dropped the arm, which flew back to Juno's side. Juno closed his eyes like he was going to burn everyone to ashes with his fiery eye beams, but he smiled again. "Thank you."

Everyone turned to see a puddle of yellowish liquid. "Is that what I think it is?" Everyone followed the trail up to the last person they ever expected. "Dude! You're like the freaking Grim Reaper!" Reapermon looked over at Geminiman. "I've seen one too many horror movies." Everyone sweatdropped and, due to Metalman's oddly good timing, they all started fighting again. "Sissy!"

Meanwhile, in yet another plane, three new Robot Masters were heading towards the good side of town. They were Tomahawkman, Cutman, and Quickman. Tomahawkman tried striking up a conversation.

"Hey, guys. So, what do we do when we get there?"

"…"

"…"

"Um, guys?"

"…"

"…"

"Guys. I need you to stop staring at each other."

Cutman blinked and Quickman held his hands up in triumph. "Yes! Now I've just got to beat Flashman in a staring contest and I'm the world champion!" Tomahawkman shook his head. "We've got more important things to worry about than who's left to beat in a staring contest." Cutman nodded in agreement. "Yeah. After all, we could be trying to figure out where to go for lunch 'cause I'm starving." Tomahawkman slapped his face.

Back at the battle, Geminiman was giving Eggman serious problems that were made even worse when Sonic joined in. Snakeman was just watching the bunnies and Plantman fighting with chainsaws. Plantman had said something offensive in Dutch and now the bunnies were ticked. "En garde!" The bunnies dodged a few slashes from Plantman. "Touché!"

The fight continued until a plane flew over head. "What the…" When three people jumped out of the plane, one was falling faster than the others. "Hey guys! Now you know why they call me Quick…" As Quickman slammed into the ground, his allies landing next to him moments later, Cutman sighed. "They call you the quick and painless death, I see." Quickman slowly lifted one arm in order to give Cutman the bird. "Bite me."

Tomahawkman looked around and saw Plantman dueling the bunnies with chainsaws. "What the… Am I seeing things?" Everyone shook their heads and continued fighting. Cutman looked at this and blew a whistle which he pulled out of nowhere. "Guys… I think it's time…" Quickman instantly recovered and whipped out a tape recorder. The bunnies hissed at this. "What's your problem?" Eggman looked at the bunnies. "He knows our one and only weakness! Kill him!"

The bunnies revved up their chainsaws and ran towards them. "CHARGE… MAN!" Chargeman walked out of nowhere and the fanfic temporarily stopped as I magically reached in and flicked him away. When the fanfic resumed, the bunnies continued running towards the ten Robot Masters who were lined up. Metalman looked over at Crashman, then Geminiman, and finally Quickman. "Hit it." Quickman pushed Play and nobody will ever forget what happened next.

Almost immediately, the infamous Numa Numa song began playing and the ten Robot Masters began singing along. When the music grew louder, they began to dance around like the kid in the video. The bunnies hissed as loud as they could and steam began to lift from their bodies. They slowed to a stop and began to melt as the Robot Masters did the eyebrow thing in unison. After a long and quite painful death, the song ended and all that remained of the bunnies were smoldering piles of ashes.

"How'd you know what their weakness was?" Crashman smirked. "Elecman knows EVERYTHING!" Sonic raised an eyebrow. "Why'd you say that he said that there was no hope?" Crashman shrugged. "I lied. Plain and simple." Sonic shrugged. 'Whatever." The fight resumed, but was shortly interrupted by yet another plane flying overhead. "For the love of… This is getting ridiculous." Three parachutes dropped out and a flash of light revealed the forth.

Sera floated there and noticed that Juno was looking weird at her. "Kill him before I decide to." Juno smile became even bigger. "It's nice to see you too, Sera." Sera sighed. "I told you a thousand times, you moron! My name is Zsa-Zsa!" Juno frowned slightly. "But I…" Sera screamed at the top of her lungs, which shattered a few windows. 'ZSA-ZSA!"

As Mr. X, Redips, and Cortex landed, Cortex began laughing like a maniac again. Mr. X easily knocked him out and he turned to Warhead. "Nice to see you again, my old friend!" Warhead and Mr. X shook hands as Redips looked around. He paused when he saw X. "Well, you can't have a war without…" The Zeros suddenly shouted in unison. "US! CAN'T HAVE A WAR WITHOUT US!"

Redips looked at them. "I was going to say that you can't have a war without some hippie trying to find a 'peaceful' way to kill psychos, but that works too." X became ticked and shot a buster shot at Redips, who easily dodged it. The buster shot continued on until it nailed Cortex, who'd just regained consciousness, in the head, knocking him out again.

Mr. X held up his huge gun and yelled, "Who wants some!" Plantman saw this and ran under a nearby tree. The nine remaining Robot Masters looked at each other before raising their hands. "Um… Okay… Take this!" Mr. X began to shoot at the nine wildly, however, the bullets deflected off of their metallic bodies. "Damn you all to hell!" They all smirked.

The fight resumed and Eggman's robot was junk by now. Eggman was firing lasers from the hovercraft that he's always in while Sonic was easily avoiding the lasers. "Ha ha! Can't shoot me!" Eggman slammed his fist into the console. "Hold still, dammit!" Eggman slowly lifted his fist and realized that he'd smashed the hovercraft's self-destruct button. "Uh oh." The explosion wiped out almost everybody who was weak enough. Rez blew to pieces, Eggman was sent flying, Quickman was thrown several meters backwards, and Warhead got dirt in his eye. "My eyes!"

When Warhead cleaned out his eyes, he held up his recently revised paper. Everyone stopped to look at it and a few people began laughing.

Bonnes - Alive & Pissed

Loath - Alive, But Making An Ass Out Of Himself

Eggman -Possibly Dead

Warhead - Alive

Greedy - Conscious

Venom - Singing 'I'm A Little Teapot'

Reapermon - Alive or Dead, either or…

Omega X - Alive

Juno - Still Smiling

Sera - Alive

Mr. X - Doing Just Fine

Redips - Alive (Don't Know Why He Came…)

Cortex - Unconscious

Rez - Dead (Hallelujah!)

"What happened to the others who were…" Warhead shrugged and pocketed the paper. "I got rid of them. They were doing nothing but taking up space." Suddenly, Ripto walked out of nowhere. "Hey guys! Look! It's shorty!" Everyone turned to look and Warhead started. "You're dead! You can't be here!" Ripto shrugged. "Let me ask you something. Is this the first time that I'm talking or did that piece-of-crap robotic clone say something?" Juno looked at Omega and he looked at Ripto. "Robotic clone?" Ripto waved the question off. 'Long story." The fight finally resumed as X and Mr. X got into a fight.

"I'm the real X!"

"No, I am!"

"Well, I've got a bigger gun than you!"

"No, you don't!"

"How dare you defy the power of Mr. X!"

"Yeah! Well, how dare you defy Mrs. X! Hey… Wait a minute…"

Everyone paused and looked at Megaman X as if he were crazy. Mr. X raised his gun and fired a few rounds as X went Matrix-style. After time went back to normal, X reached up and shot his evil counterpart from the Zero series in the head. He rubbed the now sore part of his forehead. He fell unconscious as Cortex regained consciousness. "Stop hitting me in the head! I heard that there is a sale at Dunkin' Donuts and I want to get as many doughnuts as I can!" Cortex began walking away and everyone watched as he walked down the street and into a coincidentally well-placed land mine.

Warhead began laughing his head off and he looked into space. You know, the part of space that Warhead saw and wasn't supposed to see. "Nice one, Metal Sonic EX! Keep it up!" As much as I appreciated the compliment, I began to waved my arms around. "No! Stop it! You don't see me!" Sonic raised his hand into the air. "We can see you just fine." I get irritated and I snap my middle finger and thumb. I was replaced with a blue sky. "Hey guys?' Everyone looked to Crystalman. "What were we looking at?" Many people muttered, "I dunno."

Anyways, Metalman decided that it was time for Plantman to go. So, he called for a plane and, seconds later, one landed. Crystalman dragged Plantman's sleeping form up into the plane and he was soon followed by Shadowman and Snakeman. "See ya later, guys!" Everyone waved goodbye to the four Robot Masters and they watched as the plane flew away. Crashman suddenly started. "Why'd Snakeman get on the plane." Metalman shrugged. "I dunno. I think it was because he has something to do in another fanfic."

Crashman shrugged and Quickman began running away. "Wait! You forgot to take me!" He began running off a close to Sonic's speed. Meanwhile, on the plane, Shadowman looked at Snakeman. "Why'd you get on?" He smirked. "Long story. Hey, isn't that Quickman?" Plantman woke up and everyone gazed out of the window to see Quickman running after them. "Hey! It is! Hi, Quickman!" Everyone waved and Quickman gave them the bird again.

Back at the recently resumed fight, Warhead was growing tired and, for no reason whatsoever, Mario jumped out of nowhere and bounced off of his head. "Dammit! Where've you been?" Shadow raised a hand. "Yes?" Shadow began twiddling his fingers. "Mario wasn't going to come. He even convinced Croc, Gex, and Frogger not to come." Warhead stayed silent for a moment. "Kinda reminds me about that lazy ass Bowser." Mario disappeared and the fight resumed.

Suddenly, Loath swung his arms around. 'Wait! Wait! How are we still taking so much damage if Sephiroth used Sin Harvest?" Warhead started. "Uh oh." At that moment, the Gustaff Tank blew to pieces, the Gustaff itself blew to pieces, each sending robot and Servbot parts everywhere, Juno fell to the ground, and Redips just stood there. "Wait. I wasn't here when this happened. Which means that I'm immune!" He threw his hands up in triumph just as he fell to the ground, dead.

"What just happened?" MR. X chuckled. "I poisoned his wine. It's amazing what a small amount of Prozac can do!" Warhead and Mr. X high-fived and Warhead scribbled something down again. He revealed first to Mr. X, then to everyone else.

Bonnes - Dead, But Still Pissed

Loath - Dead, But Still Making An Ass Out Of Himself

Eggman - Possibly Dead

Warhead - Alive

Greedy - Conscious

Venom - Singing 'I'm A Little Teapot'

Reapermon - Alive or Dead, either or…

Omega X - Alive

Juno - Dead, I Think…

Sera - Alive

Mr. X - Doing Just Fine

Redips - Dead

Cortex - Dead

Rez - Dead (Hallelujah!)

Warhead began laughing as Spot and Pac-Man's kids came running up. "Thank God I found you!" Spot spun Pac-Baby around, she burped, and what was left of the final bosses was sent flying back to the bad side of town. As they were flying through the air, Warhead gave them some advice. "Don't look to the right." Mr. X, Sera, and Reapermon looked and saw, for the third time, those familiar faces. "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" Warhead swung a fist at Sera. "I told you not to look!"

Back at the good side of town, the good guys were celebrating their success and Spot was the main attraction. "You did it, Spot!" Spot chuckled. "Actually, the hero here is Pac-Baby. She did all of the work while I sat on my lazy behind." Pac-Man laughed. "You've got a point! But all that remains to do is find out how we're gonna get your house rebuilt." Spot started. "Wait. Remember that wood on the side of my house?"

In a few hours, almost everybody who knew him was helping to rebuild Spot's house next to Pac-Man's. If I didn't say this before, I'll say it now. Pac-Man's house is in a small fenced-in area on top of a large hill. Lucy's house is not too far up away from their house. Shortly, Spot's house was on the road to repair. Everybody took a little break and Junior even started playing his song that Spot and him had written.

However, this celebration was to be short-lived. The stranger was traveling through the pixilated forest at about the same rate that he was in the real world. "Dammit! I'm getting frustrated with this forest! If I don't find an exit within the next three seconds, I'm going to burn this entire forest…"

He never got a chance to finish because he exited the forest and found himself face-to-face with a large wall and gate. "…down." He began chuckling, but chuckling soon became laughter. "At long last, Spot! Vengeance will be mine!" And with that, the stranger jumped over the wall and into Video Game Village.

Okay……… Oh, where do I begin? I know! I'll start by apologizing for this somewhat misleading chapter summary. This chapter wasn't as warlike as I thought it would be. Nor was it that long. And backup came at numerous times. Ah, well.…… Can't be perfect.……

Anyways, at long last, in the next chapter, the stranger finally confronts Spot and their somewhat odd relationship is revealed in the first of hopefully many action/ adventure genre chapters. Tune in next time to see what happens during Post Nuclear.

Metal Sonic EX - Sorry. No boring afterthoughts. Just Read and Review and I'll be happy!