Video Game Village

By: Metal Sonic EX

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the storyline. Isn't that just simply divine? Why I'm rhyming, I don't know. But maybe it's 'cause you're a dirty… Just kidding! I own the storyline and nothing else.

In this chapter, the gang squares off with the WTF blob and problems begin emerging for the good guys. It's been about three months since my last update, but now I'm just about ready to finish this fanfic off. So, here we go again!

Chapter XVI

Square-Off With A Psychopath

No one listened to, let alone heard, Shadow's curse due to the large blob floating in front of them. Suddenly, in a brief shimmer of light, Metalman, Crashman, and Geminiman all fell to the ground. "They were merely in my range of fire, but their powers will be enjoyed nonetheless." Spot backed up slightly to this. "Okay, aside from killing me, is there anything else I can do for you?" A brief silence paused. "Yes." Spot started. "What?" Another brief silence followed. "Hold still AND DIE!" As a thunderbolt was fired, Spot snatched the bazooka from Shadow and jumped onto his motorcycle. "Should've seen that coming." As Spot drove off, due to the fact that, the shield was no longer there, the blob begin to take pursuit. "You cannot outrun that which is the fastest!"

As Elecman helped his brothers to their feet, X came skipping back. "Now what?" X stood still. Some Mettaurs came and beat me up! Woe is me!" As X fell down and began throwing a tantrum, everyone else just ran after Spot. When X noticed this, he leapt to his feet. "Wait guys! I'm not done with my tantrum yet!" He too began to chase after the group as Spot was beginning to lose hope. "Oh man! He's throwing everything at me! Fireballs! Swords! Lightning!" Suddenly, something white was fired from Sephiroth's arm and it went splat on some poor soul's house. "A bag of three-week old potato salad? What in the crap is wrong with this place? I mean, aside from a huge blob with arms who's bent on destroying the world." As he pondered this, the WTF Blob continued to get closer to Spot with every passing second.

Meanwhile, Elecman was having some problems of his own. I mean, some major problems. Involving… Badgers.

"Are you serious? This is ridiculous."

"Oh come on. They're badgers."

"Hey, dumbass! Look closer."

"Oh… So?"

"They're purple, Crashman. Purple."

"I still don't see what's wrong."

Suddenly, the purple badgers stood erect, shouted something in Dutch, and began to juggle those explosive wine bottle things. I think they're called Marltov Cocktails, but I'm not sure. Look at me! I'm brain-dead! Let's all laugh at the brain-dead author! Hahaha! Now stop laughing. STOP IT! Anyways, as the Robot Masters tried to figure this out, Spot continued to run from his evil counterpart. Sonic and the Pac-family had gotten in contact and were now waiting for Spot at the village's entrance. "Any second now and…" Without realizing it, Spot drove right past them and into the forest that bordered the village. "Oh crap! He's going to the real world! We've got to…" Suddenly, Sonic was run over by Spot, who somehow reappeared back in front of the main gate. This time, he did stop and Sonic slowly stood up. "I've got at least thirty broken bones. Lovely." Spot tensed up once he saw this. "Ooh, sorry." Sonic looked at him. "You're going to be."

Suddenly, a huge flash of green was seen and, when the group lowered their arms, they were standing on green wire-frame pattern runway that looked like it ran on forever. "Yes, you are, Spot. Welcome to cyberspace!" Spot sighed. "Wonderful. Just wonderful." Meanwhile, back in Video Game Village, most of the inhabitants had boarded Vectorman's huge ship and they were about to take off when four frenzied figures ran off. "Don't leave! Don't leave!" Vectorman paused and, just as they jumped on, Elecman cried, "Leave now! Lave now!" Everyone was confused until they looked in the distance. There, purple badgers were popping up in random places as an odd song was being played. "Not again!" Indeed, the purple, Dutch, Marltov Cocktail juggling badgers were following the Badger Song.

"Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Mushroom! Mushroom! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Mushroom! Mushroom!"

The group grew wide-eyed at the sight, then spun to Vectorman. "Get this piece of shit in the air! NOW!" Not wanting to disobey Tifa, he did so just as the door was closed and the badgers reached the ship. However, in a flash of green light, the ship disappeared as well. "So, what do we do now?" For no reason whatsoever, the pink, German, chainsaw juggling bunnies rose from the dead and began staring the other side down. In unison, both leaders yelled, "KILL THEM!" And, let's just say, that Video Game Village became the sight of the world's biggest colored bunny/ badger war. Anyways, in cyberspace, Spot and the other looked at the huge blob which began to grow to twice its original size. "It is here, Spot, that I rule over all! And now, prepare to be deleted from existence FOREVER!"

I know, that wasn't much of a battle chapter, but this is, of course, primarily a humor fic. Anyways, in the next chapter, Spot tries taking on the WTF Blob in its own domain. Tune in next time when Spot and Co. become Web Surfers.

Sonic - Three months? Took you long enough.

Metal Sonic EX - I know! But I'm going to start finishing this up now so I won't have to worry about this fanfic anymore.

Sonic - And I don't have to worry about being killed anymore.

Metal Sonic EX - You keep thinking that. -places hand on Sonic's shoulder- Read and Review so I can be inspired to finish this faster!

Sonic - Help…