Video Game Village
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: Why bother? I don't own anything but the storyline. Doesn't my life suck? Pity me. I command you to pity me!
In this chapter, Spot tries taking on the WTF Blob in its own domain. This chapter is pretty self-explanatory, but it will be short. Maybe not too short, but we'll see. Anyways, here's chapter seventeen!
Chapter XVII
Web Surfers
Spot just stood there as the WTF Blob continued to pulsate. "Geez. Cut that out! You look like a cancerous tumor or something." The WTF Blob pulsated angrily. "HOW DARE YOU! This is an insult to my existence and will be paid in return with death!" Spot sweatdropped and muttered, "Just as long as it's your death, I'm fine with it." Then, he noticed a large ship flying by. "What in the world?" Suddenly, he noticed Vectorman, Pac-Man, and Sonic all waving at him. "Oh, cool." Suddenly, a lightning bolt came out of nowhere and sizzled on the ground centimeters from Spot's foot. "Listen to me while I'm talking!" Spot looked at the blob. "Why? You'll just ramble on about death and other crap."
Before the WTF Blob could respond, Spot fired at him with the bazooka. "Foolish mortal." The blob formerly known as Metal Spot easily countered the shot. "Well, that's something you don't see every day." Metal Spot looked behind him to see the ship turning around and heading for him. Spot fired again only to have the WTF Blob counter again. "Although I control them, my arms have minds of their own. Attacking me will end in failure."
On Vectorman's ship, the others had no idea of what was going on. "Um, Vectorman? Why are we heading towards that thing?" No response. "Vectorman?" Still nothing. "Hey! Bolts for brains! What's with the detour!" Vectorman turned around. "You're getting on my nerves." Suddenly, the next thing they knew, they were standing next to Spot. "What the crap?" Everyone turned to watch as the WTF Blob was driven into the ground by Vectorman's ship. "Agh! What? Insolent pests!" Pac-Man turned to Spot. "So, why does this guy hate you?" Spot smiled weakly. "Long story." The WTF Blob rippled. "We have time. Lots of time."
-Flashback-
The director passed the scripts for Post Nuclear to Spot and his metallic look-alike. After scanning it, Metal Spot raised his hand. "Question?" Metal Spot looked up. "I think my part has been messed up with someone else's." The director shook his head. "Am I returning as a boss?" The director shrugged. "We're considering it. Alright, places people!" Metal Spot looked around before ripping the script in half, grabbing his bazooka, and taking his place. After the filming had been done, Metal Spot, Cool Spot, and the director met again.
"Alright, the taping for Virtual World will be taking place in five minutes. Five minutes, people."
"Um, excuse me. About me returning as a boss?"
"Look behind you."
Metal Spot did so and found a large cyber spider thing. "This is…" The director smiled. "The boss." Metal Spot raised an eyebrow. "Am I controlling it?" The director sighed. Metal Spot took the hint and spun around. "Do you mean to tell me that I went through the worst part of the game just to disappear afterwards!" The director smiled weakly and Metal Spot shrugged. "Oh well. Hey, Spot! Can I see you?" Once Spot arrived, the fight brought out and Metal Spot was taken away. Thus, the rage that drove Metal Spot was born.
-End Flash-
Pac-Man looked at the large blob before him and chuckled. "Man, you've got major anger issues. Have you considered…"
"HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST ANGER MANAGEMENT! HOW DARE YOU! I AM IN PERFECT CONTROL OF MY ANGER! PERFECT CONTROL!"
Everyone jumped back after this outburst and Vectorman, who'd actually snuck onto the blob itself, use Overkill and jumped back to the group. "What! No! I didn't come here to lose to you again! I WILL succeed! I will! And you will not stop me! You hear me? You won't win!" Then Tifa stepped forward. "SHUT UP! We get the point! We lose, you win! Just leave it at that!" The WTF Blob aimed its' arms at her. "You be quiet! How dare you command me! ME! The supreme ruler of…" Tifa's face grew red. "I don't care if you're the czar of Russia! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
After a prolonged silence, the WTF Blob proceeded to talk. "Very well. I shall remain silent…" He fired his hands at Tifa who easily countered with magic. "Just as soon as I… AGH! What! Damn you, woman!" Tifa stood still and her eye began twitching. "Sexist… Bastard… Detected in… Vicinity… Must… Seek and destroy…" Suddenly, Tifa ran over, jumped on the WTF Blob and the others just stood aside and watched her beat the living shit out of it.
Back in Video Game Village, the ground was cluttered with bodies and a tall pink bunny stood facing the battle just as a messenger ran up. "Sir! We've taken mass casualties! We can't hold off for much longer!" Suddenly, an arrow flew into his head and he fell down dead. "I see… Very well. I shall enter this war myself." He turned around and saw a tall purple badger. "Hello… Brother…" The badger started. "I don't know you! Ya crazy redneck!" The bunny general started. "That's it! En garde, you German piece of monkey residue!" The badger started and the two wiped out sticks of salami. "Have at you!" They began getting into a sword fight as the camera panned out to show the entire battlefield.
Back in cyberspace, Tifa jumped off and wiped sweat from her head. "I've been wanting to do that for so long." Cloud wiped a tear from his eye. "Sephiroth would be proud." Suddenly, a large hole opened up and lava filled it in. "This will not end like this! I will rewrite history! I will succeed! I WILL NOT FAIL! YOU ALL SHALL PERISH BY MY POWER! PREPARE TO DIE THE MOST PAINFUL DEATHS IMAGINABLE! PREPARE TO…" Suddenly, Tifa walked up and smashed her fist into the camera. "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Like I said, not too long, but it reveals Spot's past. Anyways, in the next chapter, Metal Spot/ The WTF Blob makes its' last stand during its' Final Strike. Until then, Read and Review and I'll continue! Actually, I'm going to finish this, even if you don't review. But still, it will be appreciated if you do.