Video Game Village
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: Eenie meenie minee mo! I wonder want it is that I know. Guess what? It's that I don't own crap aside from the storyline. That's what!
In this chapter, the WTF Blob makes its' last stand. I'm just getting to the point! Here's chapter eighteen!
Chapter XVIII
Final Strike
The WTF Blob then began exploding and slowly began descending to the lava below. "NO! I will take you fools with me! This will not be a happy ending!" Tifa stepped forward and cracked her knuckles. "Well, I ready to beat this creep to a pulp again." Vectorman and Ristar stepped up. "Count us in!" Then, Sonic and Pac-Man stepped forward. "Right! We're in this together." Spot nodded, cocked the bazooka, and stepped in front of the four. "Right. Let's do it."
(Pac-Man 2 The New Adventures (Sega Genesis) - Final Boss Theme begins playing)
The WTF Blob began slanting to the left as the five ran forward, then split into different directions. Vectorman proceeded to shoot at it and Spot did the same. Ristar and Sonic held Pac-Man in place as he charged his Rev-Roll from Pac-Man World 2. "Fire!" Pac-Man was released and he hurled onto the top of the creature. There, he jumped up and butt-bounced on the blob, causing it to pulsate.
Metal Spot was bust countering Spot and Vectorman's shots to pay attention to the weak attack. Sonic spin-dashed in the same path Pac-Man had and turned into a saw-blade while in midair. This caught Metal Spot's attention long enough for a flash to take place and everyone he'd absorbed returned on the sidelines. "Talk about major head rush. Whoa! Now that thing's ugly!" Tifa cast a quick fire spell on the blob before turning to Metalman. "You don't know the half of it."
The baddies shook off the effects and looked at the blob. "Okay, new plan. Kick the living shit out of floating… Um… Shit." Reapermon looked at Warhead. "You want us to kick the shit out of a shit?" Warhead looked up him as the Grim Reaper-like creature smirk. "Sounds fun." Eggman stood up and pointed at it.
"On my count. Three…"
"CHARGE!"
"No one gives me recognition."
As the baddies charged the blob, Pac-Man made a sudden discover. "Um, guys. I need a little help getting out this thing." That's when Spot drove up on his motorcycle and took to the air. Just like in an action movie, Spot grabbed Pac-Man's hand while in midair and pulled him to the other side where they all fell to the ground and the motorcycle slid along the pixilated ground. "Thanks. It's been nice knowing you." Suddenly, a loud scream erupted through cyberspace. Everyone looked over as the baddies unified their attacks and blew a huge portion of the blob off. "INFIDELS! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME! I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! I AM…" Shadow stepped forward and scoffed. "Ultimate lifeform my ass. That's me buddy and you're nothing but a floating piece of shit. Literally!"
It was then that the blob first touched the lava and began screaming. "NO! NO! THIS CANNOT BE SO!" Then, for some reason, Greedy began doing a jig. "Oh yes it is! So my ass you'll kiss! 'Cause you're a dirty ho!" Everyone turned to him and he sweatdropped. "I like limericks. Sue me." The blob began disintegrating into nothing as he continued screaming. "BURN IN HELL, SPOT! BURN IN HELL! YOU'LL ALL PAY FOR THIS! YOU'LL ALL PAY! AH!" And thus the WTF blob became no more and cyberspace began shimmering. Moments later, they were back in Video Game Village where they began cheering. Then, they turned and became witnesses to the bunny/ badger war. "Oh… My… God…"
The bunny general and badger general were now dueling with a swordfish and, more creepy of the two, dildo nunchucks. Yes. Dildo nunchucks.
"Have at you, worthless slime!"
"Feel the wrath of my impressive barbecue buffalo wing style!"
"Scum of the Earth! You shall perish."
"Hey, guys."
The two generals stopped and looked up as Warhead jumped on them both. "Let's call this a draw. Now, let's go." Once the baddies left, Shadow raised a finger.
"Were those…"
"Yes. Yes, they were."
"…"
"I know."
"That's just… Ew…Nasty…"
"We all know."
Thus began the large task of cleaning up the deceased bodies of those lost in war. Meanwhile, at the bad side of town, things weren't going so good.
"Jesus Christ! They're everywhere!"
"Anyone got a phone?"
"Why?"
"I need to call someone."
"Who ya gonna call?"
"Ghostbusters."
"Real bad pun, dude. Real bad."
Greedy shrugged and the baddies got to work. Working on cleaning up the war which was still ensuing in their territory.
Well, this is it. Metal Spot's gone and the last two chapters are about to be completed. Thanks to those who read this fanfic and I might just make a sequel. Anyways, in the next chapter, the good guys and the baddies deal with the aftermath In The Days To Come… Read and Review and I'll consider a sequel!