Video Game Village
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: FOR THE LAST FREAKIN' TIME, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT THE STORYLINE! I'm sorry, my lawyer says I shouldn't yell if I don't want another lawsuit, but I can't help it.
In this chapter, read as Spot welcomes Klonoa and learn what happens to the good guys and the evil counterparts. This is it. The last chapter. Well, here it goes. Here's chapter twenty!
Chapter XX
Meet The Next New Guy
Spot had recovered his motorcycle, placed the bazooka next to it, and began pacing as he awaited Klonoa's arrival. He heard the nearby bushes move and he looked up to se a black-furred creature in a blue shirt and pants emerge. "Stupid forest. I'm surprised I didn't starve after all the time I spent lost." He turned and Spot waved. "You Klonoa, huh?" He nodded and they shook hands. "Name's Cool Spot, but every calls me just Spot. So, you're the new guy now. Feels nice to pass my legacy on to others." Klonoa raised an eyebrow. "Legacy?" Spot smirked. "Long story. Here, hold this for a sec." He handed Klonoa the bazooka as he flipped the kickstand on his motorcycle up and held it up. He then took the bazooka from him and they began to walk into the city. "My friend, an all new life awaits you here…"
-One month later…-
The members of the Sonic household dealt with many more of Shadow and Sonic's war and soon created an arena they could actually insult each other in. It was an odd idea, but it was used often. Sephiroth finally turned the tables and Wakka is now scared shitless by the very presence of the one winged angel. Cloud and Tifa sent in their mass collection of humorous tapes, including Sephiroth's Fantasia dance, and won first place in more funny video shows then thought possible. Spot and the Pac-Family now share a very tight relationship, one of the tightest in all of Video Game Village. The baddies rebuilt/ revived those who'd been lost and had gained a new member, the King of Sorrow. Warhead immediately began mocking the large ears he had only to be knocked into the good side of town by him From then on, no one messed with the King of Sorrow.
The Zeros continued cursing Video Game Village with their presence, doing all of this by causing fights, starting fights, taking place in fights, shoplifting, etc. As for the restraining order Tifa had against Sephiroth, she disposed of it and is now bothered by him daily. As for Spot's restraining order, he finally managed to get it renewed, even though Metal Spot was dead. The corpses of the badger and bunny armies were disposed of and sent to the real world. One or two people have actually been put in insane asylum for having the bags land on them.
As for Klonoa, he became pretty popular and was soon joined by the rest of his friends. Although it's still small, his decently-large house now holds him and his friends, including the bounty hunter Gantz. All was well and all would've stayed that way if one thing hadn't happened.
One morning, Spot and Pac-Man woke up in unison, on of their many habits. As Spot took a whiff of the air, he began gagging and fell to the ground. "Spot! What's…" They both looked up and saw a brownish trial of water flowing down the street. "Is that what I think it is?" Spot stood up with a hand over his mouth and nose as a brown lump floated by. "Please tell that's not…" Suddenly, Shadow, who was wearing waders, trudged up and scooped the mass into a net. "Gotcha! Ya little shit! Literally." He waved at Spot and Pac-Man began turned and trudging off in another direction.
"It was… That's just… Ew… Words cannot describe how disturbed I am right now." Spot smirked under his hand. "He actually did it. He made Shadow's crap float through town." He turned and began walking to his house for some air freshener. "Wait! You knew! How'd you… Hold it. Why would you want to know?" Pac-Man turned around and noted Spot's absence. "Spot?"
Days later, after the water had dried and the city had been sprayed with Febreeze, it was revealed that Sonic had caused it and he was hung upside down at high noon in the city square. No matter what anyone asked him, he'd laugh and say 'It was worth it…' Needless to say, both the good and the bad guys lived happily for many weeks and they'll stay that way. Unless, of course…
"Son of a bitch!"
"What?"
"Sonic's gone! And there's flaming dog crap everywhere!"
"Shit!"
"I know it is!"
Like I said, unless of course, that happens. Nonetheless, they lived for many months and remained harmonic. Although, I have heard that Warhead strangled Greedy for being the only final boss to actually be able to be hurt without dying, but that's just what I heard. Ya know what, screw it. Here's those words everybody must want to here right now: "I've got a monkey's penis here and I'm looking for it's owner! If it's owner will please step forward, I've got your monkey penis!" Just kidding.
The End
My gawd! I've done it! This concludes my second fanfic. I'd like to thanks those who read this and enjoyed it. If anyone wants a sequel made, just review/ E-mail me and I'll be happen to come up with one. Until then, continue reading my stuff and I won't be forced to kill the bunny.
Sonic - Bunny? What bunny?
Metal Sonic EX - SILENCE BUNNY! Bye now!
