-1THE LEGEND OF ZELDA:
TEH SOMETHING OF WHATEVER
By Stupidfic
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Once upon a time there was this guy called Link and has this like elf and he had a girlfriend named Zelda who was also an elf princess and they did things.
Then one day, there was this dude named Ganondorf, and he had an army of these monsters, and Ganondorf said "ha ha ha I am going to take Zelda" and he did and Zelda "oh no help me Link!" and Zelda and Ganondorf disappeared! Like magic!
Link needed help so went to see this wizard guy and the wizard guy said "you must go into some dungeons and get some stuff" and Link said "ok."
So Link went into some dungeons and fought these monster thingies and got some stuff and so he went back to the wizard guy and said "I have some stuff" but the wizard guy said "now go get more stuff from the other dungeons" and Link said "ok."
So Link went into some more dungeons and fought more monster thingies and some more stuff and so he went back to the wizard guy again and said "I have some more stuff" and the wizard guy said "ok, now go into Ganondorf's lair and kill him or whatever."
Link went into Ganondorf's lair which was another dungeon, and it was harder than the other dungeons, but Link used the stuff to get to the end, and at the end was Ganondorf! With Zelda tied up!
Ganondorf said "ha ha ha your too late I am getting the Triforce so I can rule the world!" Zelda said to Link "you must defeat him" and Link said "ok" and he defeated Ganondorf.
Ganondorf said "oh no I've been defeated I will become my ultimate form!" and he turned into a giant monster called Ganon! Zelda "oh no Link he is too powerful you must use the Master Sword" and Link said "ok" and he defeated Ganon and Ganon died.
Zelda said "Link you saved the world! I love you!" and Link said "I love you too!" and they lived happily ever after or something because they don't show what happens during the rest of their lives but its probably boring like paying taxes and pushing boxes, so yeah.
THE END!
WELL NOT REALLY BECAUSE GANON GETS REVIVED AND KIDNAPS ANOTHER ZELDA AND FIGHTS ANOTHER LINK BUT LOSES