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And now for the feature presentation...

Sure, our little bathroom party had been fun, but it had to end sooner or later. I was thankful for the cool air the swished past by burning cheeks as I exited the humid bathroom.

I soon became aware of the awful taste that remained nastily lodged within my mouth! If Sirius wasn't scared already he should be.

I raced down the stairs.

I stood in shock as Lily sprinted out of the room and down to the common. Whatever Sirius did must have been pretty bad. Wonder what it could have been?

I trudged into my room, angry I hadn't kissed the lovely Lily.

I had experienced so many feelings in the bathroom, which I am glad to say proved Lily wrong when she told me I had the emotional range of a button.

If only I had leaned in faster, or if I hadn't fiddled with the towel for so long, then I could have kissed her.

Stupid Sirius! Wait….I know! What if Padfoot and Moony had some secret plan to lure Lily into my bathroom, so Lily could see me in the shower, fall desperately in love with me, and make genius wizard babies with my dashing looks and Lily's emerald eyes.

Nah! There was no way Moony and Padfoot could plot something so inexplicably amazing without my smarts.

Not to mention they'd have to crawl inside of Lily's head through her ear holes and reset her stubborn mind to I-Love-James mode.

Who was I kidding. Lily wouldn't even look at me for seconds without turning away for extended periods of time as red and angry as a Chinese Fireball.

I dug through my trunk for some comfy clothes and came up with a pair of baggy maroon pants and a white cotton undershirt, which showed the nice form of my tight middle.

Sirius and I often had disputes over whose abs were better. Padfoot and I spent a whole summer trying to 'get' abs. He would come to my house at 6 o'clock every morning. Drag me out of bed and force me to do muggle spit-ups with him, don't ask me why they call them that. The code name for his mission: D.I.E. or aDmit It you'rE.

(It was really supposed to be D.I.E.S. But Sirius decided the acronym had to be three letters, so aDmit It you'rE jealous, was removed of the only word which bestowed sense upon the phrase.)

Ouch! After dueling with my hair, which resulted in the comb losing a few teeth and crawling away screaming in pain for a dentist (what is that?), I headed down the stairs in an attempt to get Lily off of Sirius' arse.

I could see his fat head leaning over the side of the squashy chair to the left of the fire. He was endlessly shoving food in his mouth. Actually it was less in his mouth than directly through his mouth, down his throat, and placing it right in his stomach.

I grabbed my wand out of my front pocket. I was going give him the bloody flogging he deserved. "Oi, Black!"

"Oi, Lily," he sang out excitedly, not bothering to turn around, "Did you find some bits'n'pieces in the loo!"

Remus smiled and chuckled softly. Softly as in it was hardly audible over Sirius chewing some Shepard's Pie open-mouthed. I carefully aimed for the black fringe around Black's head. The fringe we commonly call hair, "Diffindo!"

We all watched in slow motion as inches of Black's pride and joy drifted lazily towards the clean carpet!

I was on the top step when I heard the unmistakable utter of the trimming curse, the gut-wrenching hiss of hair being sliced…. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The room whirled into slow motion. I dove forwards throwing my hands out to catch the 'black' snitch, or Black's 'snitch'.

It landed lightly in my hands. I rolled off of my stomach onto my side and sat up cradling the hair while mopping invisible tears off of my cheeks.

DUN! DUN! DUN!

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GOOD LUCK!

Pranks Are So Siriusly Padfoot (D.I.E.)