AN: Thanks for all the reviews!

For those of you who didn't get the Dino and Red thing. It was pretty much just to give you a breather from Roy and Jazz, and a few people wanted to know what happened to then fat men. So it answered that too kind of… in a way... yeah… anyways!

charriXD and Flava Sava: Yes, I know there were grammar errors… I just didn't know there were that many. Sweat drops. I went back and reread it again, and was dying thinking, "Omg, I can't believe I posted it like this!" So I took care of those, the ones I found anyway. CharriXD, you're only 11? Dies. You don't know how stupid I feel right now . You know a lot more then me and I'm almost 7 years older then you! I turn 18 in January. Dances. Maybe I shouldn't have said that… Fans hold me down and tattoo, 'dumb blonde with no writing skills' to my forehead.

MistressofHeaven: It ok, this will be wrapping up sometime soon. The gangsters I'm not sure yet. The office is done, and you'll see what happens to the orphans whenever anything happens! But if you're wondering if this is a never-ending story, IT'S NOT! And will be wrapping up within the next few chapters.

Cookies and cup cakes! Dives. I'm gonna be on a sugar rush! WEEEEEEE!

Thanks to all of you who answered my question! Seems Jazz is the most popular among fans. Don't worry to you Reina fans. I'm not taking her out of the story or anything! It was just something I wanted to know for future reasons!

And for all of you who are tired of the sappy corny crap I've been writing lately… THIS IS A HUMOUROUS CHAPTER! Well… sort of… some of it anyway… Just waits for everyone to stand up and cheer.

The Way to a Man's Heart Isn't by Crushing His Ego Chapter 41: Red Spots Give You Wings!

The grip Roy had on the gun tightened as a bead of sweat traveled down his brow. He cursed to himself as he thought about another battle. Just them a certain someone broke all the tension in the area.

"OWW! KENNY, DON'T PUSH!"

"Hm?" Roy's and Jazz's faces both became confused as they stared at the closed door.

Before then knew it the door burst open and Reina rushed in, "WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOU!" Reina's voice chimed as a proud look appeared on her face and she took a 'dramatic' pose. Her pose consisted of a hand raised in the air and a foot held up in mid-air. Little heads were seen popping in the door frame around her. "Hm?" her face suddenly became annoyed as her foot twitched and touched nothing but air. She looked down, "BLARE! YOU DIDN'T DO IT IN TIME!" she snapped into the hallway.

"Oh, sorry!" the small boy replied and hurried in. He quickly dropped a familiar brown suitcase at her feet.

"Now…" Reina said as she looked at the case. "As I was saying…" she began as she put on foot on the bag and raised one arm in the air, "WE ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU!"

"Ugh…" Jazz and Roy said in unison as they fell to the floor, anime style.

"What?" the pig tailed girl asked as she watched Jazz's foot twitch.

"DON'T DO THAT!" Jazz snapped. "You scared us spit-less!"

"Spit-less?" Kenny asked somewhat confused. "Here, I have plenty," he said and began hacking, and then he leaned over slightly and stared at the floor. Before anyone could say anything a long line of spit was dangling from his lips, almost touching the ground.

Roy stood watching them; a disgusted look appeared on his face. Oh please… when I was his age it was only a centimeter from the floor. Then he smirked as happier days flashed through his mind. I beat that crazy Hughes every time, too.

"That's disgusting…" Reina said as she watched Kenny perform his act.

"I practice a lot," Kenny replied. His voice was muffled as he tried not to let the mucous touch the floor.

"Kenny!" Jazz snapped, "Put it away! What would Miss Riza say if she saw that?"

Then the cinnamon-haired boy sucked the line of spit back up into his mouth and swallowed. "She'd probably think I was better then the common man," he replied with a laugh.

"Right…" both girls said in unison, annoyed expression on their faces. Boys…

Roy's eyes went back to the kids after he left his childhood memories. His eyes narrowed on the suitcase that sat under Reina's foot. An annoyed look appeared on his face. Never send a crazy fan girl and her loyal followers to do a man's job. He made a mental note to himself.

"Something wrong?" Reina asked as a confused expression appeared on her face. Jazz looked back to him as well.

"You got the wrong bag…" he mumbled.

"Uh…" Reina glanced down at the case, still in her dramatic pose.

"Way to go…" Kenny said with an annoyed look as he took sides with Roy. This was yet another plan used to get under Reina's skin. He loved alienating her until she became red in the face and wailing like a lunatic.

"Shut up!" Reina snapped back, "You're such an a-!" Reina's comeback was cut off from the gasping cough coming from the side of the room.

"MISS RIZA!" Blare shouted as they saw Riza sitting up, coughing loudly and gasping for air.

"She's sounds like a dog…" Tommy said as they listened to the deep gruff coughs.

"TOMMY!" Reina snapped and glared back at him.

"Sorry…" the bigger brother replied and a sorrowful expression appeared on his face.

"HAWKEYE!" Roy shouted. He was the first one at her side. He forgot about her wound and grabbed her shoulders and started yelling at her, but she didn't even seem to notice him.

"Miss Riza!" Jazz cried and ran to her, sitting on her knees next to the two military dogs. Her tearful brown eyes desperately stared into hers. She was shocked to sees Riza's once calm strong eyes bloodshot and wide with panic.

"LIEUTENANT HAWKEYE, CALM DOWN!" Roy ordered as he tried to push her back on her back, but Riza wouldn't allow him too. Lying on her back made it even harder for her to breathe.

Jazz's eyes widened when they went from Riza's face to her shoulder. "Roy, she's bleeding really lots…" the small girl said as she saw blood gushing from the wound and absorbing into her makeshift bandage and Military jacket. She watched as it traveled down her side and came to rest on her dirty bed.

Damn! Roy cursed as he saw all the blood. She must have ripped her wounds open when she sat up and began panicking. "Hawkeye this is very important! You have to listen to me! You're bleeding very badly! You have to lie down and relax so I can get the bleeding to stop!" he shouted, but none of it seemed to get though to her. A gurgling noise as well as desperate squeaky noises escaped her lips along with the raspy violent coughs.

Riza continued coughing and gasping. Her good arm was raised and her hand was clasped around her throat, trying to see if she had any wounds as to why she couldn't get a breath of clean air. She wasn't aware of her surroundings at all. She felt a great force pushing on her, making the pain in her shoulder unbearable, and it made her panic even more. Causing her to think she was under some type of attack.

"Miss Riza... please, do what he says... please…" Jazz cried as tears became streaming down her cheeks. "Please, do it... please… You'll die if you don't… you'll bleed to death…" she squeaked.

"Miss Riza!" Reina shouted as she and the boys watched from the doorframe, unsure if they should come in and help or stay put.

"RIZA HAWKEYE, FOLLOW ORDERS NOW! THIS IS YOUR SUPERIEROR OFFICER TALKING TO YOU!" Roy barked hoping this would cause her to do as told. He knew how loyal to the Military she was, maybe it would work.

"Miss Riza…" Kenny said as he watched with desperation. Nothing they did was working, and they could see Riza's face begin to get pale and her eyes lose some of their color as she began to go into shock from blood loss.

"What's wrong with her? Why won't she answer?" Jazz yelled as she looked up at Roy. A sad and confused expression on her face.

"The stress and her wounds are causing her to go into shock. She can breathe fine, but in the state of mind she's in she doesn't realize that and is panicking because of it. The rush of adrenaline she has now, combined with the fast pace of her heart is making her blood flow faster and increasing the amount of blood loss. We need to get her down and relaxed, it will decrease blood flow and allow us to treat her wounds."

"Then why won't she do that?" Jazz cried again.

"Because she doesn't know, stupid!" Kenny snapped. The stress of this whole situation was making him panic and irritable.

This isn't working. She's not coming back to us. She'll die before this slows down. Roy calculated in his mind. "RENIA, RIGHT NOW! RUN BACK TO WHERE YOU FOUND THAT SUITCASE AND BRING BACK THE BIGGEST HEAVIEST ONE!" he ordered as he continued to try and force Riza down. There was a war going on in his mind at the moment. The more he pushed the more she fought. He was borderline between letting her go and hope she doesn't do anything too dramatic or to keep pushing in hopes she'd give under his weight.

"Uh… RIGHT!" Reina snapped, "Come on, guys. Let's hurry!"

The three boys nodded and they all took off down the hallways. Roy and Jazz could hear the loud sounds coming from their pounding feet. The sudden crack made Riza even tenser.

"Miss Riza, please lie down!" Jazz said as she crawled behind Riza's body and onto the uninhabited section of the bed. She laid down on it and looked back up at Riza. All she could see was Riza's back and golden hair. More tears slid down her face when she saw the fabric on Riza's back was also consuming a great deal of the blood. "Please lie down. It's not bad or anything." She said as she rolled around a little bit, "See, it's really soft and nice…"

Roy's wounded arm shook weakly as sharp bolts of pain shot through the wounded limb. He scoffed when he realized how weak he was. What a joke... I can't even take care of my own suburbanite. What kind of leader am I? His eyes went back to her wound. He could see it was still bleeding. We have to at least tray and get it to stop. He thought to himself as his eyes darted around the room. Then he looked over to the doorframe and saw the brown suitcase lying on the floor. "Jazz! Go get that case and bring it here. Open it and look though it for anything that can help us!"

Jazz stopped her sobbing for a moment and looked over to the brown bag. She quickly got up and ran over to it. She grabbed the handle and dragged it beside Roy. She unzipped it and began tossing out its components. "It's nothing but clothes!" She said and looked up at Roy.

Figures… He cursed. "Keep looking!"

The small girl turned back to the case and began digging deeper. She threw out shirts and pants of many different colors.

Roy glanced at the laundry on the floor. You think she brought enough pants? He said to himself as he watched the pile get larger.

"Uh?" Jazz said curiously as she pulled out a little black bag. What's this? She wondered and opened the small bag. Inside she pulled out a toothbrush and hair brush. "What's this?" she asked as she pulled out a small square package.

"Open it!" Roy barked.

Jazz pulled on the wrapped and reviled a white, cotton like object. She unfolded it and found it was kind of long. It was soft on the top and made out of the same material as the wrapper on the bottom. What is this thing? She asked herself again. All her attention was taken off Riza. Also on the bottom was a piece of paper. She pulled off the paper and found a strip that was sticky. "Roy, what is this?"

Roy looked over at her and saw what she held in her hands. His eyes widened as he looked back at Riza, trying to hide his embarrassed and surprised expression.

"Roy?" Jazz asked again. She began playing with the sticky-ness on the strange thing.

Why in the world did she bring that? I've seen those in health department of the stores before. He wondered as he stared at Riza. Then he understood. So that's why she was so moody… She could have at least said something. I was really worried. He grumbled to himself. But all his embarrassed and negative feelings quickly faded when he saw Riza's wound and all the blood again. He was about to say keep looking when something Jazz said before ran though his mind. 'Sometimes you need to do things that you don't like to make other people happy.' I did say use anything I could find... and she really needs it now. She needs this I can't let her down. "Just bring it here!" he shouted.

Jazz quickly came to him and held up the pad. Roy took it and turned it so the soft cotton-like side of the pad was facing Riza's body. Then he placed it over the wound and watched as it absorbed all the blood into its inner lining. This thing is blowing up like a balloon. No wonder they are moody. I would be too if I had something like that between my legs… "Give me another one," he ordered when the first one began to leak.

"Ok," she replied and opened a second package.

"Are there a bunch in there?" he asked.

"Umm... yeah I think," Jazz replied as she eyeballed the inside of the bag.

"Get them ready," he said as he pushed on Riza's wound. His arm ached and he was exhausted. She continued to fight, but the sound of her gurgling and fearful squeaks gave him the strength and determination to keep going. She saved him before, without even being asked and going against his orders. He'd be dammed if he didn't do the same for her. "Another," he said as he released the small object. "Wha?" he looked and became annoyed when he saw it was sticking to his glove. I don't have time for this. He growled and shook his hand violently, trying to shake the thing off.

"Hmm…" Jazz thought as this gave her an idea.

After Roy had shaken it off, he took another. He could tell Riza was losing this battle when she didn't resist as much, but she was still strong enough to hold her ground and not be forced on her back. Her head drooped and her hands quivered, but she didn't give up. "Come on, just trust me…" he whispered as he looked into her eyes.

"Hey, look at this!" Jazz said proudly.

Roy glanced over at her and a dumbfounded look appeared on his face.

"I think I found out what the sticky side is for!" she said as she smiled and pointed to the wall. On it the white pads stood out vividly against the dark wood. "I even made them into the shape of a happy face to make Miss Riza feel better!"

Oh God… Roy said to himself. Is this a punishment for something? Am I being cursed? He began to wonder. Suddenly without warning Riza's eyes widened even wider and she collapsed and fell forward. "HAWKEYE!" Roy saw this and quickly grabbed her and let her rest on his chest. He snarled when he felt all the strength leave her body and her breathing become shallow. He could hear her still gasping, but it was so soft and muffled from leaning on his chest they could barley make it out. Reina, you better hurry. He cursed and laid Riza's now limp body back on the cot.