The next chapter!
Sora wakes up with something poking at his arm. He looks up and see Kairi poking him with a stick. "STOP! What the hell is wrong with you!" Sora exclaims as he gets up. "Good morning sleepy head!" Kairi smiles like a monkey. "What you say bout my mama?" Sora says putting up his fists. "We gotta finish the raft!" she smiles even wider.
"Hey, Kairi. What was your home town like? We could send you back there so you don't have to bother me and-" "Hey, are you two forgetting about me?" a sexy voice cuts Sora off. "So, I guess I'm the only cool guy working on the raft" Riku walks over to Kairi and throws a log onto Sora, who unexpectedly gets hit with it in the nuts. "Riku! Get this thing offf me!" Sora gasps for breath. "It's not that heavy, plus it's a plushie!" Riku sits down next to him. Sora tries to roll it off himself and when he does it squeeks.
"I'll race you!" Kairi says. "What? Are you kidding? I've been slaving all day and this is what I get?" Riku complains. "The one who loses gets a kiss from me!" Kairi laughs. Riku and Sora automatically get up and start to run while laying deadly traps behind. "Run for your lives!" Sora says as he speeds up to Riku. "Sora, if one of us loses, I just want to say you were the best friend a sexy guy can have!" Riku says in a dramatic voice.
Sora begins to cry, when suddenly the Kingdom Hearts logo appears. Sora jumps up and takes the heart and throws it at Kairi. "We'll live!" Sora yells in happiness. A little later, Kairi talks to Sora about the supplies they need and he heads off. "Okay, two logs, some cloth and a rope" Sora says as he looks at his lists. He takes an axe out of his pocket and begins to chop down some trees. "Dude, why are you doing that, ya?" Wakka asks as he looks at Sora. "So I can get some logs" Sora sighs. "Timber!" Sora yells as he runs away from the tree as it falls over and squishes Wakka.
He runs back over and chops the tree in two. "Now for the cloth" Sora says looking around. He doesn't find any, so he goes back home and comes back with some big underwear. "And last, the rope" he runs around for a bit and goes over to where Tidus is trying to wack a fly. Unnoticably (Is that even a word?), the rope has lassoed onto Tidus's ankle. so when Sora takes it, he drag Tidus with him. "Here's the stuff, now give me that cookie!" Sora says as he drops the stuff at Kairi's feet.
"Sorry, Sora. Riku got his stuff to me first, so I gave him the cookie. But, you can have this hi-potion I found!" Kairi hands over the potion and Sora takes it has he starts to turn red with anger. He swims over to the small island with the dented tree and stomps up to Riku, "You! Me! Swords right now!" he yells. "Okay, but I got this new wicked sword" Riku says happily.
He takes out a 6 foot long sword with a sharp blade. "Where the hell did you get that!" Sora yells in fear. "Umm..." Riku starts. Flashes to Riku's house "Where is my masamune!" Sephiroth asks as he looks through his closet.
"Nevermind that!" Riku smiles nervously. He chops off Sora's wooden sword with one swipe and Sora gives up. "You may have won the cookie, but the war's not over yet!" Sora cries as he runs away from the island.
"You look tired, wanna call it a day?" Kairi asks. "Fine" Sora pouts. While at the sunset, the three are at Riku's little island. "Get off my island!" Riku yells. "Nah! It's too comfortable here!" Sora says as he lays back. "Wait until my dad here's about this!" Riku leans against the tree. "So if there are other worlds out there, what would you do?" Kairi asks. "I'd take all there mako energy, fuse it with myself and becomes a bishonen god" Riku smirks. "Did you get that from your dad?" Sora asks. "Yeah, he's the coolest!" Riku smiles.
Sora twitches a little, and rolls off the tree. "Black materia. Hahahaha" he mumbles. "And you got that from your dad?" Riku looks down at him. "Yep!" Sora says in a carefree way. "Let's head back" Kairi says as she jumps off the tree and walks off the island. As Sora and Riku follow..."Hey, Sora!" Riku calls out. Sora turns around and is hit with a poupu fruit. "At least you caught it that time!" Riku laughs. "You want to share this with me?" Sora asks in a dreamy voice.
"Uhh..." Riku starts, but he runs off to his boat and Sora runs off after him.
At Disney Castle...
Instead of playing the muskateers theme, it's playing 'Hey Mickey!' (I think that's what it's called) "Mickey, Mickey you're so fine! You're so fine, you blow my mind! Hey Mickey!" Donald sings as he walks down the hall to this humongous door. He starts to push it open and after five minutes he gets it open. "Good morning, your majesty" Donald says as he walks in, not even noticing the king is gone. "What a beautiful morning it- What?" he screams. Donald pushes a button on his suit and an alarm goes off.
"Attention all personal, the king has been kidnapped! I repeat, the king has been kidnapped!" Donald panics through a microphone that shakes the whole castle. He freaks out and runs out of the throne room while knocking tons of stuff over.
Back at the island...
Sora jumps out of his boat and runs to the other side of the island. Riku is looking out at the see as his hair blows back in the breeze. "Why can't my hair do that!" Sora complains. "Hey, Sora! Our raft still needs a name! What would you call it?" Riku turns to him in a dreamy type of way. "I'd call it the Highwind" Sora says as he looks at the sky. Somewhere else "WHAT?" Cid yells as he overhears this and crashes the Highwind into Traverse Town. "I was gonna call it One Winged Angel, but we'll have to race for it!" Riku says happily.
"Are you two at it again? Fine' I'll be judge!" Kairi comes out of nowhere. "If I win, I get to be captain and If you win-" "I get to be the ruler of you all!" Riku finishes Sora's sentence. "What?" Sora asks in surprise. "Whoever wins egts to be the ruler" Riku smiles. "Wait a gosh darn-" "On my count!" Kairi lifts up her arm.
She brings it down and Riku and Sora speed off. Riku manages to sink Sora on that weird messed up board (Think of all the child injuries on that thing!). "Cheater!" Sora yells. Sora runs up the stairs only to see Riku climb up the tower and grab hold of the thing that makes you go to the tower below. "Sora tries to do the same, but the thing isn't there to he falls off and breaks part of the raft. Riku touches the star with a small 10 points comes off of it and jumps on the tree tops back to the finish line.
Sora touches the star, but it falls on him and he tries to get from under there. After a few minutes of suffering, Sora goes back to the finish line to see camera people and news reporters all around Riku, but when they see him, they run away. "So I guess the raft's name is One Winged Angel and I get to be the ruler!" Riku laughs. Sora makes a cute pouty face. He follows Kairi back to the raft and is told to get some food. "Oh, I'll get her some fresh water" Sora says in a mischevious voice. He starts to do a rain dance when suddenly, rain drops out of the sky and Kairi gets struck by lighting. "Freash from the sky!" Sora looks at the bottle full of water.
He walks over to a coconut tree and begins to wack it with what's left of his wooden sword. Some yellow coconuts and an anvil fall on his head and he is knocked out for a few hours. When he wakes up, he examines the coconuts like they were some type of new monkey species. "Are they supposed to be yellow?" he asks in a suspicous voice. He calls the health department and they say it's okay. He looks around for some mushrooms and goes into the secret place.
"This place brings back memories" he says like an old person. He walks over to the drawing of him and Kairi. He sits down and carves a sword into Kairi's head with little droplets where the head is. Sora then notices he's beong watched.
"I have come to see the door to this world" the man in a brown cloak says. "Hey! If you're one of Riku's dad's clones, go talk to him, not me!" Sora says.
"What? I'm not a clone! Anyways, this world has been connected" he starts again. "It's been connected to alot of things, dude" Sora sighs.
"Whatever! Just, quit interupting me! Tied to the darkness" he treis to keep his patience. "I thought it was tied to a giant keychain" Sora says in a curious voice.
"Shut up! There is so very much to learn. You understand so little" he says. "What! I've been taught by the man who saved the world! And I'm gonna learn from other worlds, so there!" Sora exclaims.
"Shut it, ya little brat! A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing, can understand nothing" he finishes. "Well, Confusius say one who knows nothing, doubts nothing!" Sora mocks. The cloaked guy throws a rock at him and leaves through a portal. "That guy was creepy" Sora walks out of the cave.
"You know, Riku has changed" Kairi says as she and Sora sit on the dock while the sun is setting. "No, it's you! Your head got bigger! You're just scaring him away" Sora says. "You know, I was a little afraid at first, but now I'm ready. Cause I know I can always come back here. Right?" Kairi asks. Sora starts to daydream of selling Kairi to an alien world and making millions. "Yeah, of course!" Sora lies. "Sora, don't ever change" she says. "But, I can't wear the same clothes everyday!" Sora exclaims.
Back at the castle...
Dear Donald,
There's trouble coming, I can feel it in my ears, tail, and coffeee mug. For some reason, the stars have been blinking out, one by one since I wished upon a star. Trouble can't be that far behind, so I'm leaving to find out what's wrong and how come my wish for lots of cheese hasn't come true! I want you and Goofy to go out and find a person with a "key" the key to our survival and maybe my treasure vault. Start at Traverse Town and find Leon to see if he has it.
P.S Can you tell Minnie I'm sorry and to keep track of the kingdom. Can't be over thrown ya know!
Donal finishes reading the letter and puts it on the table. "What could this mean?" Daisy asks. "It means I get to rule for a while!" Minnie smiles. "Daisy, can you take care of the-" "Yes, I'll take care of your beanie baby collection" Daisy finishes for him. "Oh, an to chronicle your journey, he will help you" Minnie points to the desk. Goofy walks over and sees a bug on the phone. "Bugs in my phone!" he yells over and over as he tries to kill it.
"No! I'm your helper!" a voice says as Goofy stops. "Jiminy Cricket at your service!" Jiminy says as he gets his hat. "Please, help the king" Minnie says as she turns back to Donald. He salutes and notices Goofy on the other side. "You're not leaving me hanging again!" Donald drags Goofy out the door. "So you're the only one who made it to this castle?" Goofy asks. "Yep" Jiminy answers. "He must be a spy" Donald whispers to Goofy, who nods back.
They board the gummi ship, which is completely mad out of gummy bears and blast off to space.