A Smashy Amazing Race

by Hoogiman

COMPLETE! With all teams neckandneck, quick fire from Falcon and Donkey Kong takes them to the lead. However, Peach and Bowser manage to creep to second place, and with a dead heat at the last clue, it will be closer than ever. Who will win?

4. Leg Four: Dream Land

A Smashy Amazing Race
Leg Four
Thanks to tikitikirevenge

"Last time, on a Smashy Amazing Race: Teams visited Shiver Star! Fox and Falco started of early at the front, but facing a lot of obstacles, became eliminated.
"Will front runners Kirby and Yoshi, and Samus and Zelda stay in the top, or drop out?
"And will Falcon and Donkey Kong recover from coming 2nd last three times in a row?
"And will the race be affected by those eliminated before? Well… Watch. Or read. Whatever."

Teams:
Peach and Bowser (Pop)
Nana and Popo (R & B)
Pichu and Pikachu (Techno)
Link and Jigglypuff (Blues)
Kirby and Yoshi (Rock)
Ganondorf and Young Link (Easy listening)
Ness and Mewtwo (Hard Rock)
Zelda and Samus (Heavy Metal)
Falcon and DK (Dandruff?)

LEG FOUR

"Kirby and Yoshi arrived at 6:02 PM; they will depart at 6:02 AM."

Kirby and Yoshi
Currently in 1st Place
"You must make your way to Shiver Star Airport, and book a flight to Dream Land, Pop Star!" read Kirby.
"You will find your next clue outside the airport, but before you depart, you must both eat a piece of Waddle Dee pork."
Kirby sucked up the piece of pork, but all the gravy spilt over his lips.
"Hur Yoshi!" said Yoshi. "I know a non-messy way to eat Waddle pork!"
"What could it be?" asked Kirby in a fake tone smiling at the camera.
"Yoshi!" "The Spork! It's not a spoon, it's not a fork, it's a spork! Eating will never be not negatively not fun again!"
Yoshi ate up his pork and ran off with Kirby.

Samus and Zelda
Currently in 2nd Place
"I'm not eating Waddle Dee," said Samus.
"Neither am… MMRGH!" shouted Zelda, trying to resist the colourful packaging.

Ness and Mewtwo
Currently in 3rd Place
"Will you eat that pork?" asked Mewtwo.
"I (Arnet's™) don't (Celingmart™) know, but there are no (Cladbury™) subliminal (Gelette™) messages in my (Fat Sucker™) words! (Spork™)" replied Ness.

Jigglypuff and Link
Currently in 4th Place
"Ig?" asked Jigglypuff. "What would make eating pork more fun?"
"The Automatic Spork™! It runs with a motor so it might screw up your gums!" explained Link.
"Ig Jig!" "Well I've got a fun-sized spork! Extra small, extra sting!"
Jigglypuff stabbed Link.
"Ow! Heh heh heh heh heh heh! Ow! Heh heh heh heh heh heh!" screamed Link.

Ganondorf and Young Link
Currently in 5th Place
"I know what I'll do! I read past the script of the show, and apparently I poisoned everyone!" said Ganondorf, chewing on Waddle Dee skin.
"Oh, cool! Do you know who won?" asked Young Link.
Then suddenly, Sonic from the Sonic™ category used his super speed combined with super 1337ness to stop Young Link from talking.

Nana and Popo
Currently in 6th Place
"Super spork!" said Popo, eating up the spork.
"Yeah, I think spork™ is so cool!" replied Nana, although it didn't seem to be coming from Nana, and it was a deep, male voice, and it appeared to be coming out of the corner of the spokesperson for Spork's™ mouth.

Peach and Bowser
Currently in 7th Place
"I am not eating pork!" said Peach.
"Neither am I!" replied Bowser.
"I know what we can do…" said Peach.
"What?" asked Bowser.
"Dump it in the poor people's houses!" said both of them at the same time.

Pichu and Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place
"Ii Chu!" said Pichu.
Falcon and Donkey Kong came out.
"Chu!" replied Pikachu, forcing the hedgehog spikes into Falcon's mouth, and ran off.

Kirby and Yoshi
On 1st Dream Air Flight
"Hello scared little Cappy!" said Kirby. "We'd like to book tickets to Dreamland!"
"Here are your tickets!" whimpered the Cappy nervously.
"There's no need to be scared!" said Kirby, patting the Cappy on the head.
The Cappy blew up.
"Yes, I think spork™ is so cool!" said Yoshi, coming from a high-pitched female voice.

In the spork™ Spy Cam HQ™…
"Why did you give Yoshi a high-pitched female voice?" asked the manager of Spork™.
"Because I've got a shotgun," replied his assistant.
"Ingenious."

"What's that there?" asked Kirby.
"Yoshi?" asked Yoshi. "You mean that IQ meter? Oh, I'm so glad you sh…"
"Stupid-o-meter!" shouted Kirby.
"Yoshi!" scolded Yoshi. "Yes, spend all our travel money on shoddy gifts!"
"It has all the levels of stupidness! Fairly Stupid, Quite Stupid, Stupid, Very Stupid, and Gwenyth Paltrow stupid!" explained Kirby.
"Yoshi? Yo Yoshi!" "Gwenyth Paltrow? Wow, we must buy that!"

Ness and Mewtwo
On 1st Dream Air flight
"Okay, thank you!" cheered Mewtwo to a worker in the airport.
"Yes, Dountain Mew™, thank you!"

Nana and Popo
R & B
"Hi, we'd like to book a flight to Dream Land on Dream Air!" said Popo, to a cashier.
The cashier typed on her computer, and then looked at Popo.
"We're all booked out!" said the cashier. "Popo…"

Samus and Zelda
Samus ran up to the counter of Dream Air, and then asked the same cashier for tickets.
"Nope, sorry, we're all booked out!" said the cashier. "Samus…"
Falcon and Donkey Kong ran up, and pushed Samus and Zelda away. Falcon looked at the cashier.
"Well, if it isn't Mr. So Ever So Straight? Well, we're booked out." asked Roy, I mean, uh… the cashier guy. Yeah, the cashier guy. Really. Please?
"No we're not!" exclaimed the worker that gave Kirby and Yoshi tickets.
Roy got out his gun, and shot the other worker, and then pointed a gun at Falcon.
"You'll die now Donkey Kong! You'll die now Falcon! Look at Roy! Look, look, see Roy! See Roy hold gun up at Donkey Kong! See Roy hold up gun at Falcon! See Roy load bullets into gun! See…"

Link and Jigglypuff
Blues
"Jigglypuff, you know it's not safe to smoke!" said Link to Jigglypuff.
"No!" replied Jigglypuff in a deep voice. "I should smoke!"
"You can talk?" asked Link.
"I can talk?" asked Jigglypuff
"You can talk!"
"I can talk?"
"You can talk!"

(introduction melody)

Link: You can talk,
Jiggly: I can talk!
Though my voice is made by Spork™,
I can walk around happily!
Link: You can walk?
Jiggly:I can walk,
I can trot around and talk,
When I sing to a melody,
Link:Even though you do,
Have a deep voice my friend,
You can sing,
Very well,
Jiggly:Well I now,
Can drive,
A big yellow car,
That is powered by Shell™!
Link:You can talk,
Jiggly:I can talk!
Link: Something, something, something balk,
And something in a hotel lobby,
Jiggly:I can walk,
I can talk,
I can really walk and talk,
Do not cut down, (Link: Tr, Tr, Tr, Tr…)
Link:Do not cut down, (Jiggly: Tr, Tr, Tr, Tr…)
Jiggly:Do not cut down, (Link: Tr, Tr, Tr, Tr…)
Link:Do not cut down, (Jiggly: Tr, Tr, Tr, Tr…)
Jiggly:Do not cut down, (Link: Tr, Tr, Tr, Tr…)
Link:Do not cut down, (Jiggly: Tr, Tr, Tr, Tr…)
Jiggly:G…S…T!

(musical ending)

"What were we talking about again?" asked Link.
"Jig?" asked Jigglypuff, accidentally pressing a button and hurting Roy with 10,000 tonnes of metal.

"Uh… Yeah," said Master Hand. "Ness and Mewtwo, Kirby and Yoshi and Peach and Bowser are on the first flight on Dream Air, and will arrive at 7.00 AM, Dream Land time! Samus and Zelda, Jigglypuff and Link, Ganondorf and Young Link and Nana and Popo are on the second flight, which arrives at 7:20 local time! Falcon and Donkey Kong, and Pichu and Pikachu are on the last flight on Shiver Air, which arrives at 7:30."

Kirby and Yoshi
"Let's turn this stupid-o-meter on!" said Kirby.
The plane started to spiral straight down.
"Uh-oh?" asked Yoshi.

Peach and Bowser
Currently in 1st Place
Peach stepped out of the plane, brushing her hair behind her ears.
"How cramming was that flight Bowser?" asked Peach. "I feel sorry for that big, ugly jerk next to me which I threw up on, and then I dropped all the jelly from my tray into his mouth, and then force fed him my fork, and then I forced my tray table into his left eyeball! I kind of feel sorry for him."
"I wonder who that guy was?" asked Bowser, trying to clean himself with a tiny wet cloth. "Hey, here's the clue!"

Ness and Mewtwo
Currently in 2nd Place
"Ness!" shouted Mewtwo. "Hurry up! I have the clue!"
Inside the bathroom, Ness frantically applied soap. "Princess filth – I must – be – clean!"

Kirby and Yoshi
Currently in 3rd Place
"Yoshi!" said Yoshi, wiping the princess bile off his eyes.
"I don't like food anymore!" said Kirby.

"Teams must now walk across Dream Lake village to Dream Lake. When they reach the lake, each team must draw a number, but only one number from a covered box with only a hole on top. Once three teams have the same number, they must paddle 30,000 Waddle metres across the lake to reach their next clue, which is in Central Dream Land. The numbers will still be important in the next task," said Master Hand.

Peach and Bowser
Currently in 1st Place
"According to this conveniently placed travel book, if you see a Waddle Dee 20 times bigger than a normal one with a zipper and a tag, it is usually an enemy trying to kidnap you!" said Peach.
"What are the odds of that happening?" asked Bowser, accidentally nudging a suspiciously oversized Koopa.

Samus and Zelda
Currently in 4th Place
"Go!" shouted Zelda.
"I can't!" replied Samus, "It's too heavy!"
"Well if that's a problem," replied Zelda in a deep announcer voice, "Then you can make life easier with the new Spork™ luggage wheeler! It can hold up to 10 bags, and has kick-in, kick-out wheels!"
"-Note," said Samus in a fast presenter voice, "Do not use, operate, or own a Spork™ luggage wheeler at any costs, and stay out of a 50km radius of one in case of spontaneous combustion."

Jigglypuff and Link
Currently in 5th Place
"Jig!" shouted Jigglypuff. "Don't you just love the atmosphere here?"
"No," replied Link.
"Jig…" "Oh, that's good, because I think this place is a dump."
"Well, actually I like this place!"
"Jig!" "Oh, well, then you're a fool."
Jigglypuff and Link stared blankly at the camera.
"Speeeyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooork!" replied Link in a deep voice.

Ganondorf and Young Link
Currently in 6th Place
"Okay, so you've got that?" asked Ganondorf.
"Yep, we poison the other teams so we can win the next task with these delicious scrumptious muffins and…"
"Scrumptious? Wait, doesn't that mean that you…"
Plop! Young Link fell down onto a conveniently placed EXCLUSIVE SPORK TROLLEY™!
"Oh, I understand!" replied Ganondorf, pushing the EXCLUSIVE SPORK TROLLEY™!

Nana and Popo
Currently in 7th Place
"Let's go!" shouted Popo.
"But Peach pu…" said Nana.
"But Peach was on another plane, unless…"
Popo looked shocked at Nana.

Pichu and Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place
Pichu rushed out of the plane, dragging along Pikachu scrambling around a lot of passengers, and jumping over Waddle Dees.
"Ii Pichu!" said Pichu. "The only way we can stay in is if we can trick Falcon and Donkey Kong!"
"Ii Ii Pichu Piika Pika Ika Pika IIka ik Ichu!" said Pikachu. "Quickly, let's make a pretend Road Block!"
Pichu and Pikachu ran in to PoPoPo™ Hardware and bought a box full of tools and wood. They rushed outside of the very small terminal, got their next clue, and then built a small wooden house in 4 seconds, like in the cartoons. Pichu scribbled down on a piece of paper and then built a letterbox, put the piece of paper in then ran in.
"Pika!" said Pikachu. "I sure hope they fell for it."

Falcon and Donkey Kong
Currently in Last Place
Falcon and DK skipped out of the Plane, crossing arms, whistling and humming.
"What's that, Donkey Kong?" asked Falcon.
"Hmm… I wonder what that is?" replied DK.
"It's a letterbox!"
"And you put letters in letterboxes!"
"You also put clues in letterboxes!"
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" said Falcon and Donkey Kong at the same time.
"Well…" said Falcon,
"Piika!" screamed Pikachu. "Just open the clue!"
"Stand inside this house, until it collapses, or until someone blows up," read Donkey Kong.
"Sounds good to me!" said Falcon, opening the door.
The house collapsed on Pikachu and Pichu.
"Oh well!"
Falcon and Donkey Kong crossed arms and skipped over to the real cluebox.

Peach and Bowser
Currently in 1st Place
"Grab a number!" shouted Bowser.
"But my hair isn't smooth and silky enough and there's excessive dandruff and…" replied Peach.
Bowser forced Peach's head into the letterbox, and Peach grabbed a number with her teeth.
"2!" shouted Peach. "Now let's sit on that boat, until a plane comes over and drops a shampoo product down on me!"

Kirby and Yoshi
Currently in 2nd Place
"Quick, grab a number!" said Kirby.
"Yoshi!" replied Yoshi. "But my hair isn't…"
"You don't have hair, Yoshi, you don't have hair!" replied Kirby.
"Yoshi…" "Oh…"
"3!" said Kirby, grabbing a number.

Ness and Mewtwo
Currently in 3rd Place
"Hello Kirby! What number have you got?" asked Ness.
"Haha, my Stupid-o-meter says that you're Quite Stupid!" said Kirby.
"Wow," said Mewtwo. "That's Unfuntastic™!"
Ness drew a number.
"3!" shouted Mewtwo.
"And I think Spork™ is legend!" said Ness, in a female voice.

Samus and Zelda
Currently in 4th Place
"Come on, get a number!" said Zelda.
"Okay!" said Samus. Samus picked up a number.
"3!"

"Kirby and Yoshi, Ness and Mewtwo, and Samus and Zelda can now paddle across Waddle Lake to maintown Dream Land!" said Master Hand.

Team 3
Kirby and Yoshi
Ness and Mewtwo
Samus and Zelda
"Do you have to get on with us?" asked Kirby.
"Uh… Yes!" said a giant oversized Waddle Dee.
"Aren't Waddle Dees supposed to Waddle?" asked Zelda.
"Yes, um… Waddle… Waddle!"
"But why are you oversized?" asked Ness.
"Because I am the great Falco and I need to hack the blood out of all of you, and kill you all and decapitate everyone on this boat, so there's nobody left to win a million dollars and the eliminated people get the money by default! I mean… uh… I'm a big Waddle Dee!" said Falco, uh… the Waddle Dee.
"But the biggest Waddle Dee was one foot, who was 1 ½ times the size of Kirby!" said Mewtwo.
"Well, I have a condition!" said Falco.
"Yoshi?" asked Yoshi. "A condition that gives you a zipper?"
"Well yes! Paddle on!" said the Waddle Dee.
Everybody paddled.

Ganondorf and Young Link
Currently in 5th Place
"Go!" shouted Ganondorf, weaving his way past Link and narrowly missing stepping on Jigglypuff.
"Draw a number!" shouted Young Link.
Ganondorf grabbed a number, but didn't look at it.

Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 6th Place
Jigglypuff and Link ran down to the lake, and looked at Ganondorf.
"Jigglypuff, do you want a muffin?" asked Ganondorf.
"Jig?" asked Jigglypuff. "Should I, Link?"
"Well, Ganondorf hasn't properly prepared the muffins, his hands are dirty, and he hasn't taken out the syringes! This is not a properly prepared treat, Jigglypuff!" said Link.
"That's right," said Mr. Paa, the spokesman for AFPAA (anti-food poisoning associating of America). "If you get served a meal by someone who hasn't properly prepared, you'll be in a for a digestive system surprise! By the way, that's not good."
Link grabbed a number.
"Jig?" whispered Jigglypuff. "What is it?"
"Number two."
Jigglypuff and Link sneaked over to Peach and Bowser's boat, marked with the number two.

Nana and Popo
R & B
Currently in 7th Place
"Go go go go go!" shouted Popo.
"How does that help us?" asked Nana.
"Well, it just looks like we're rushing!" replied Popo, angrily, stopping near Ganondorf and Young Link.
"Do you want a muffin?" asked Ganondorf.
"No way, creep!" said Nana.
Popo said, "I'd like…"
Nana dragged Popo off near the letterbox.
"They have syringes in them!" said Nana.
"Oh, but I thought they were flu shots," replied Popo.
"No, they're chicken pox shots, and we know we don't want them!"
Popo put his hand into the letterbox, and took a number.
"Two!" shouted Nana, running into the number two boat.

Team 2
Peach and Bowser
Link and Jigglypuff
Nana and Popo
Jigglypuff turned on her wireless stereo, and played some 80's tunes, while everyone else was paddling. But they didn't notice something. What didn't they notice? Find out… next time!

Falcon and DK
Currently in 8th Place
"Want a muffin?" asked Ganondorf.
"Sure!" said Falcon and DK at the same time.
"Hey, that was funny," said Falcon and Donkey Kong at the exact same time. "Why are we still saying the same thing at the same time as each other?"
Falcon and Donkey Kong looked at each other.
"I wear thongs at night and if I'm alone in my room I'll put on women's clothing, and I have a crush on Link because I think he's cute and I also like Zelda!" said Falcon and Donkey Kong at the same time really fast.
"Well, I'll just be eating a muffin, AAGH! FOOD POISONING!"
Falcon and Donkey Kong passed out at the same time.

Pichu and Pikachu
Currently in Last Place
"Pichu!" shouted Pichu. "Run!"
Pichu and Pikachu stopped at Ganondorf, took two muffins and then passed out.
"Now, since they've passed out, I'll have to draw numbers for them!" said Ganondorf menacingly. "I've got a one… Pichu and Pikachu have a one… and Falcon and Donkey Kong have a one! HAHAHAHA! My evil plan has worked!"
Young Link woke up. "Wait, doesn't that mean that you'll have to paddle for all of us?"
"Shut up!" said Ganondorf, hitting Young Link with a spade.

Team 3- 1st Place
"Up, pull! Up, pull! Up, pull!" chanted the three couples.
Falco got out a knife and lifted it up, pointing at Yoshi.
"Yoshi!" said Yoshi, puffed. "I guess I'll put my paddle behind me because I'm tired."
Falco fell off, struggled out of the costume and then flew away.
"Bye Falco!" said Samus.
"How did you know it was Falco?" asked Samus.
"Well, the author gave subtle hints throughout our paragraphs, and I kind of guessed!" said Samus.

Team 2- 2nd Place
They didn't notice that they were in a blue boat! But then, they realised something. What did they realise? Find out NEXT TIME!

Team 1- Last Place
"How did I possibly do this? Everyone's asleep and my plan backfired!" said Ganondorf.
"Bu…" said Young Link.
Ganondorf hit Young Link with a paddle.

Team 3- Arrived
Kirby and Yoshi jumped out of the boat and ran to the clue box.
"Road Block!" said Kirby. "Who's ready for a Waddle of fun?"

"Road Block!" said Master Hand. "A Road Block is a task that only one team member per couple can perform.
"In this Road Block, teams must walk to Nago's Tavern in Dreamland, where they will play a game of Waddle Bowling, bowling with a Waddle Dee.
"Pins are lined up in one straight line horizontally. Teams can only knock down pins with their number on it. If teams knock down pins not with their number, their turn is over. If that doesn't happen then you keep on going, even if you don't hit anything. Once you knock down all your pins in one game, you receive your next clue.
"If there are people waiting behind you, after your turn, you must go to the back of the line!"

Kirby and Yoshi
Currently in 1st Place
"Waddle Bowling?" asked Yoshi.
"I'm great at that!" said Kirby. "It's so nice to be home! It's so nice doing tasks that I would do in my everyday life. I mean, the culture here is so simple, yet amazing, it's nice to be home again. I want to stay here forever."
Kirby and Yoshi walked past Kirby's hut, and then walked into Nago's Tavern.

Samus and Zelda
Currently in 2nd Place
"Waddle Bowling?" asked Zelda.
"I suck at that!" said Samus. "It's so awful being here. Why do we have to do tasks that only losers would do? The culture here is so disgusting, yet even more disgusting. Remind me to never go here again."

Ness and Mewtwo
Currently in 3rd Place
"Waddle Bowling?" asked Ness.
"I refuse to be associated with this joke," said Mewtwo.

Kirby
Correct pins: 0
"How are you Nago?" asked Kirby.
"I'm f…"
"Go hit pin one, or you're stew!" screamed Kirby.
Kirby rolled the Waddle Dee down the lane aggressively, hitting a '3' pin. The Waddle Dee walked back through the gutter.
"It's so nice to be back here. It would be nice the next time I come back here I'd have the big money!" said Kirby. "What would you do with it?"
"I'd uh…"
"Hit the one pin or I'll boil you and eat your guts!" shrieked Kirby, bowling the Waddle Dee into the correct pin.
Correct pins: 2
"It feels so foreign being back here!" said Kirby.
"I know what…"
"GET MOVING WADDLE DEE!" screamed Kirby.
Kirby bowled the Waddle Dee, and struck the last '3' pin.
"Here's your clue, Kirby!" said Nago, Kirby's cat friend.
"Well, I'd love to stay and talk but I need to eat you."
Nago ran down the bowling lane and crashed into all of the pins and hid there.

"Teams must now walk 200 Waddle Metres to Rick's grocery store, where outside is the next clue."

Zelda
Correct pins: 0
Zelda pushed a Waddle Dee down the lane, and hit a '2' pin.
"Darn," shouted Zelda.
Zelda rolled a Waddle Dee down the lane again, and hit all nine pins.
"Darn!" shouted Zelda.
Zelda tried again and missed.
"DARN!" shouted Zelda, angrily because she was typing in capital letters.
Zelda tried again and hit a '1' pin and a '2' pin.
"DARN!"shouted Zelda, who was typing in all Caps and Bold.
Zelda tried again and hit a '1' pin and a '3' pin.
"DARN!" shouted Zelda, who was now underlining her bold and caps darn.
"My turn!" said Mewtwo, shoving Zelda out of the way.
Mewtwo
Correct pins: 0
"Darn," shouted Mewtwo.

Team 2
They realised that they didn't have to paddle anymore! Nana and Popo climbed out, pushed the boat back into the lake, and ran to the cluebox.

Kirby and Yoshi
Currently in 1st Place
"Yoshi!" said Yoshi. "It's a Yield!"
"Let's not Yield anyone!" said Kirby.
Yoshi grabbed an envelope and they both opened it.
"Detour!" said Kirby.

"Detour!" said Master Hand. "In detours, teams can choose between two tasks each with its own pros and cons.
"In this detour, teams must choose between Yobble and Gobble.
"In Yobble, (what the heck does that mean?) Teams must go to 'Rick's grocery store', and translate a local Dream Lander picture book, which is 50 words using a dictionary. It may look hard, but with some language skills, teams can get the task done quickly.
In Gobble, each member of every team must gobble down 20 chilli coated Apples from Whispy woods each. If you are used to chilli, or have no tongue, this task may be very easy."

"Gobble!" said Kirby.
"Yoshi?" asked Yoshi. "Are you sure you want to eat chilli coated apples?"
"Well that's why we joined 'A Smashy Amazing Race', for free food!" replied Kirby.

Team one
"Almost there!" said Ganondorf, forced to paddle the boat alone. Ganondorf rowed the boat up to the end of the lake, and then shook Young Link.
"Psst, Young Link, we're here! Now we can get a head start!" whispered Ganondorf.
"Let's go," said Young Link. "I bet we can catch up to Samus and Zelda, Link and Jigglypuff and…"
"Samus?" asked Falcon. "Hey we're here! But you're not Samus! I guess we'll have to settle for you, Young Link, you sleazy dog, you…"
"RUN!" screamed Ganondorf.

Mewtwo
Correct pins: 2
"Come on, Mewtwo!" said Ness. "We've almost been here for an hour and a half, and Kirby and Yoshi are the only ones who have done this task!"
Mewtwo rolled a Waddle Dee down, and it missed.
"The crowds are so big, more than half of the teams are here that we have to split up into two lanes," said Ness.
Mewtwo rolled a Waddle Dee down his lane, and then hit a '3' pin, but then spun off onto another pin, but narrowly missed.
"That must have been the worst description of bowling I've ever heard," commented Ness. "It makes no sense!"
"Good," said Mewtwo. "Now they'll never know I used my telekinetic powers to cheat!"
Now you'll never know he used his telekinetic powers to cheat.
Task Completed!
Ness and Mewtwo
Currently in 2nd Place
Ness grabbed the clue from Nago, and they walked up near the detour sign, right outside Nago's Tavern.
"We have to go to Rick's grocery store," said Ness.

Kirby and Yoshi
29/40 apples
"Hey, apparently this apple is as stupid as Gwenyth Palthrow!" laughed Kirby.
"Yoshi!" said Yoshi. "Stop it and eat!"
"Too much chilli!" said Kirby.

Samus and Zelda
3rd to complete Road Block
"Yes!" shouted Samus.

Link and Jigglypuff
4th to complete Road Block
"Yeah!" shouted Link, as Jigglypuff won the road block.

Ganondorf and Young Link
5th to complete Road Block
"Woohoo!" shouted Ganondorf in his previously unknown high-pitched, girly non-falsetto voice.

Nana and Popo
6th to complete Road Block
"w00t!" said Nana.

Falcon and DK
"Well, me and Donkey Kong, Peach and Bowser, Pikachu and Pichu have now got our own lanes to ourselves since the others have done it. Everyone's struggling to get the Waddle Dees where they want, and people have been losing concentration and some people barely know who's doing the task!" said Falcon.
"Falcon, you said you'd do the Road Block! You haven't even tried it yet, and we've been here for an hour!"

Peach and Bowser
"Peach, I can't possibly see how you can accidentally kill so many Waddle Dees in an hour! I mean, some were acknowledgeable accidents, but the one that you rolled out the door and got crushed by a steamroller, well that was just careless! Do you keep on pouring sand on the lanes?" asked Bowser.
"Oh!" laughed Peach. "I poured the sand into the Waddle Dees! That's why they all suffocated!"

Pichu and Pikachu
"Ii Pichu!" screamed Pichu. "Do you know how hard it is to lift the Waddle Dees?"
"Pika!" shouted Pikachu. "Here, why don't we both do it together?"
They "did it" together.

Theau Thor's note: I know that "did it" could mean something completely different from what I'm saying here. Although, come to think of it, it would be completely plausible for two Pokemon to… well, you know. Well, let's talk about something completely unrelated. Like bananas. No, that doesn't- how about the maternity w- no, okay, give me a moment… apples! I'll write about
Apples
Apples
Oh, right. The story.

Kirby and Yoshi
38/40 Apples
"One more apple each! Can you do it, Yoshi?"
"Hyark!" said Yoshi, jumping up in the air who was now red and was about to explode and was much disorientated.
Kirby ate his apple happily and then looked at Yoshi. Yoshi ate his apple, looked nervously, and then…
"ARARARARARRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRARARARARARRUHRUHRURHRURHRUHRARARARARARUHRUHRARA!" screamed Yoshi.
Kirby took his clue and read it.

"Teams must now walk 400 Waddle metres to Pitch and Coo seaside hotel, which will be the pit stop for this leg of the race."

Ness and Mewtwo
"This book is in English!" said Ness.
"I know," said Rick. "It's an excuse to have a laugh at the dumb people! You just have to read it!"
"Ball. Look at ball. See ball. See funny ball. Ball is fun. Very fun. Very very fun. Look at the very fun ball. Look at the very fun funny ball. Look and see at the funny ball. The ball is your friend. Spork is the best cooking and eating utensil," read Mewtwo. Rick handed Mewtwo the clue, and Ness and Mewtwo ran out.

Pichu and Pikachu
7th to complete Road Block
"Pichu!" said Pichu. "We did it together, and I want to do it again!"

Peach and Bowser
8th to complete Road Block
"Yay, We did it! A princess like me can always do things right," in a high-pitched girly voice said Bowser.

Falcon and DK
Last to complete Road Block
"Looks like we're last again!" said Falcon.
But then they realised something. What did they realise? Find out next time!

Next time…

They realised that they were last.

Samus and Zelda
Currently in 3rd Place
"Great, what a hard Detour," said Samus, sarcastically.
"We're 200 metric metres away from the pit stop. Wait, that's Kirby and Yoshi, and Ness and Mewtwo right in front of us!" said Zelda.
Samus and Zelda sprinted towards Kirby and Yoshi, and then zipped past Ness and Mewtwo.

Link and Jiggylpuff
Currently in 4th Place
"Jig!" said Jigglypuff. "That was easy, because I have no tongue, so I wouldn't know if there was something exploding in there!"
"I guess that means we'll have to skip to the pit stop!" said Link.

Kirby and Yoshi
Currently in 2nd Place
Kirby ran over and tackled Samus three metres away from the world map, while Yoshi made Mewtwo into an egg and threw him into a bush. Zelda grabbed onto Yoshi's neck and Samus charged toward Ness, while Mewtwo popped out of the egg and charged toward Kirby. Yoshi then…

Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 4th Place
Link stared at the brawl occurring between Kirby, Mewtwo, Ness, Samus, Yoshi and Zelda and then looked at Jigglypuff.
"Jig! Jig?" asked Jigglypuff. "Look, a melee! Can I join in?"
"Well, Jig…"
"Jig!" said Jigglypuff. "Look, it's the world map!"
Jigglypuff jumped on the world map.
"Link and Jigglypuff, you are team number one!" said Master Hand. "And you've won a vacation to luxurious Aqua Star for 10 nights, which you can enjoy after the race."

Everyone looked at Master Hand, and Jigglypuff and Link who were very happy. Kirby grabbed Yoshi and ran to the world map.

"Kirby and Yoshi, you are team number two!"

Ness used his psychic beam to knock Zelda away, and he stepped on the world map, and waited 20 seconds for Mewtwo to come.

"Ness and Mewtwo, you are team number three!"

Samus ran over to Zelda, and helped her up and ran to the world map.

"Samus and Zelda, you are team number four!"
"Four this!" said Zelda, revealing a rocket launcher.

Young Link and Ganondorf
Currently in 5th Place
"Sprint, Young Link, sprint!" shouted Ganondorf, having a foot race with Nana and Popo.
Nana threw a stone at Ganondorf, and then managed to gain to come in at 5th place.
"Nana and Popo, you are team number five, and Ganondorf and Young Link, you are team number six!" said Master Hand.
"Good!" shouted Nana.

Pichu and Pikachu
Currently in 7th Place
"Help me, Pichu, Pikachu!" screamed Rick. Pikachu and Pichu didn't look back, and sprinted towards the finish.
"Pichu and Pikcahu, I cannot check you in," said Master Hand. "You did a Road Block together, and you will have a thirty minute penalty for breaking a rule."
Time left before Pichu and Pikachu's check-in: 30:00

Peach and Bowser
Currently in 8th Place
"HAVE! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" shouted Bowser.
"I don't know!" screamed Peach.
"Oh, have is like an Ice Cream! Rick, you look much bigger than the last time I saw you!" said Bowser.
Big Rick handed Peach and Bowser the clue, and then evilly laughed, seeing Falcon and DK coming in.
Time left: 18:36

Falcon and DK
Currently in Last Place
"So we have to just read books?" asked Falcon.
"Yes, Mr. Ever So Straight! I see you still have a handbag!" said Rick.

Peach and Bowser
"Peach and Bowser, you are team number seven!" said Master Hand.
Time left: 16:02

Falcon and DK
Currently in Last Place
"Once upon a time, there was an idiot called Captain Falcon, who had a despicable friend called Donkey Kong!" read Falcon.
"Seems like a nice book!" said DK, cheerfully.
"He eliminated Marth and Roy in the second leg of the race, which made them very angry!" read Falcon.
"Look! Cool Illustrations!" said DK.
Time left: 8:07
"So Marth tried to kill Falcon once in a taxi, but failed!" read Falcon. "So when he closed the book, Marth killed Falcon in Rick's grocery store!"
"Book? What does that mean?" asked Falcon.
"I think…"

5 minutes later…
Time left: 3:00
"Close the book!" said Mar… correction: Rick.
"Okay! Nice book, by the way!" said DK, closing the book, throwing it into Marth's groin area.
"Argh! Foiled by a book in the groin!" screamed Marth. "Again!"
Time left: 2:12
Falcon and DK ran out of the grocery and ran out a long strip to get to the finish line, when DK fell over.
"AAGH! It hurts!" said DK, in pain.
Time left: 1:43
"Here, let me put a band-aid on. There, that worked!" said Falcon.
Time left: 0:58
"Now let's go!" said Falcon.
Time left: 0:53
Falcon and DK ran to the pit stop when Falcon fell over.
Time left: 0:44
"AAGH! It hurts!" said Falcon, in pain.
Time left: 0:30
"Here, it's a band-aid! There you go!" said Donkey Kong.
Time left: 0:13
"Oh look! A quarter!" said Falcon.
Time left: 0:10
"Oh look! Another quarter!" said DK, bending over.
Time left: 0:02
"Oh look! Another quarter!" said DK, bending over.
Time left: 0:01
"Aah, here's the pit stop!" said Falcon.

"Falcon and DK, you are team number eight, which means Pichu and Pikachu are eliminated!"

"Pi!" cried Pikachu. "Well, we had a good run, but I've become friends with Pichu over this time, this race really has brought us together."

Times:
Link and Jigglypuff-3:20 PM
Kirby and Yoshi- 3:21 PM
Ness and Mewtwo- 3:22 PM
Samus and Zelda- 3:24 PM
Nana and Popo- 3:27 PM
Y Link and Ganondorf- 3:27 PM
Peach and Bowser- 3:42 PM
Falcon and DK- 3:59 PM
Pichu and Pikachu- 4:00 PM- eliminated