Yay! You came back!
After calming Sora down and healing themselves of the injuries that could've killed them instantly, the crew was off to the next world. "I wonder what the next world is gonna be. Maybe a robot world or a candy world! Or a-" "A world that has a lot carefree idiots like you" Donald cuts into Sora's sentence. "Could be!" Sora says in a kid like voice. Donald sighs. Goofy is playing with a paddle ball that hes been laughing at for hours, but finally hits him in the eye. Out of nowhere, some sand falls onto the wind shield and breaks it. "What the heck is happening?" Sora looks down and sees the sand rise to his waist. "It looks like it's coming from the world above us" Donald answers as the sand rises to his neck. "Beach time!" Sora cheers (Hes been living on a beach his whole life! Isn't he bored!). He walks over to the controls and drives the ship upward and crashes it into the bottom of the world.
A few hours of getting sand out of the shoes, pants, shirt and other places...
"No beach?" Sora groans. They all walk to the gates and into the lobby. "Hey, mister goat man?" Sora asks. "You know you're not supposed to call me that! Go move that pedastal over there" the goat like person points to a huge block. Sora tries to push it, but couldn't because he was weak, stupid and-"Hey!" Sora looks up. He signals for Donald and Goofy to come over and help him, but they can't do it either cause it was glued to the ground. "That thing's way too heavy!" Sora complains. "Too heavy, how did all of a sudden you-" Phil turns around to see Sora and the others. "Oops, sorry. Wrong guy" he gets of the block he's on. "What're you guys doin here anyways? This place is for heroes only!" Phil backs Sora up. "Then what're you doing here?" Sora stopped backing up. "I'm the holder of these games" Phil proudly says. "Well, we're heroes too!" Donald squawked. "You, a hero!" Phil laughs. "The best heroes in the universe!" Sora poses while confetti falls on the three of them. "If you can't move this pedastal" Phil begins to push. "Then you can't call yourself," he starts to struggle. Sora crosses his arms. "You were saying?" Sora questions. "A hero!" Phil finishes. He falls to his butt and coughs like crazy. "So maybe it's not all about brawns, so show me what you got" he sighs.
Sora is now in the arena with a bunch barrels. "Get rid of all the barrels in under one minute and I'll put you in the arena" Phil shouts to Sora. "No problem" Sora gets in his little fighting position. He attacks the barrels, but ends up failing. "Too bad. Get out!" Phil shouts. Sora gets really upset and starts throwing barrels at Phil. "Put me in the games!" he growls. "Okay, okay!" Phil shrieks as he runs behind Goofy. "Thankyew!" Sora smiles. The trio fight in the preliminaries and win easily. "You see that kid? That's who you're gonna fight" Hades tells a person with crazy spikey hair. "That kid looks like my son, wonder why? No thanks, my contract says-" "I know what the contract says, I wrote it! It says if you kill Hercules, than you get a bag full of cookies, but you got to get through that kid to get him" Hades points to Sora. "Hercules? What type of name IS that?" Cloud walks away. "They should have named him Himcules, but Hercules?" Cloud shakes his head.
"It's a good thing you came to me for coaching, kid. You looked like you were getting pretty wiped out there" Phil smiled. "Actually, you pulled us over here. All we were doing was laying down" Goofy shakes his head. "You came to me for COACHING!" Phil yells, blowing away a few items on them. Just then, Cloud walks out of the lobby door and stares at them as he stares back. "Daddy!" Sora cheers. "Sora!" Cloud smiles as Sora tackles him to the ground. "Where were you?" Sora asks. "I was eating with Tifa, when the place exploded and I landed here" Cloud gets up. "Where'd you get those clothes?" Sora gets up as well. "Tifa invited Vincent over and we made a bet that if I wore his clothes that I'd get some fangirls, which I did" Cloud cleverly smiles. "And speaking of clothes, where are yours?" Cloud laughs.
Sora looks down and sees that he has no clothes on because Phil blew them away with his yelling. He screams like a girl, embarassing Cloud and making him walk away like he didn't know him. After putting on some of the king's shorts that Donald had kept in a brief case for Pluto to catch and follow his scent, they were back in the arena. "Why do they have to be so big?" Sora complains. "Deal with it!" Donald yells. The next person to come out is Cloud. "Show me your skills!" he yells. "But, you'll kill me!" Sora whines. "As long as your hair is spikey, you'll never die!" Cloud smiles. Sora salutes him for some reason and pulls out his keyblade. They fight for a while until Sora is beaten. "You guys die too fast!" Sora yells to the others. Cloud puts his hand out to help Sora up, when suddenly there is a loud crunching sound. Sora looks up and sees that a dog paw has crunched Cloud to the ground.
"Daddy!" Sora cries. He looks up at Cerberus and smiles. "Puppy!" he points. It's about to strike him, but Hercules stops him. "Phil, get them outta my crib!" he yells. Donald and Goofy drag Sora out of the arena as he cries about wanting to have Cerberus as a pet. "That was Cerberus, the guradian of the gates of Hades" Phil taps his foot, uh, whatever that thing is nervously. "I don't care! I want it as my puppy!" Sora pouts. "We can't keep it! Its not trained and it'll kill us all!" Donald squawked. Sora just ignored him and walked into the Coliseum. "Well, it was nice knowing each other" Goofy sighs as they follow him. When they arrive in time to save Hercules, they see him touching Cloud's butt.
Sora gasps and panics like crazy. Donald takes out his cellphone and calls somebody. A few seconds later there are paparaziis, camera men, and news reporters all around Hercules. Cerberus scares them away and gets back to the fighting. As one of the newspaper people leaves, he hands Sora the newspaper. "Hercules has gone from hero to zero all over again. They got that right!" Sora rolls up the newspaper. "Here puppy! Puppy!" Sora smiles as he shakes the newspaper. "Sora! What're you doing?" Donald cries. Cerberus turns to Sora and roars in his face. Sora wacks him with the newspaper and he calms down. "Sit!" Sora points down. Cerberus sits and wags his tail. "Roll over!" Sora motions his hand in a circular movment. Cerberus rolls over and runs over Donald a few times. Goofy is too busy cracking up to help Donald.
"Good boy! You get a treat!" Sora picks up Donald and holds him in front of Cerberus. "Not me you nit wit!" Donald gets away from Cerberus's teeth. Sora looks threw his pocket and takes out a poupu fruit. "Here!" he tosses it to the threee headed dog, who catches it and eats it. "Now I have a pet who can protect me from Kairi!" he smiles. Goofy and Donald sweatdrop like crazy and walk back into the lobby as Sora follows. "So you have to feed him, play with him, and groom him" Sora explains to Phil and Hercules, who is crying because he was exposed and accused of being gay in front of the whole worlds. "Yeah whatever" Phil sighs. The three of them walk out of the lobby to the gates where they find Cloud with a neckbrace and an arm in a sling. "You okay?" Sora asks. "Yeah, I was trying to harness the power of darkness, but it backfired like my hair dryer" he sighs. "Trying to be like that Sephiroth guy?" Sora smiles. "If he can do it, so can I! I have a demon wing for pete's sake!" Cloud stands up.
"When do I get mine? Riku already got his dark wing a few days ago" Sora pouts. "I'll tell you later, but for now you can have this. Don't lose sight of it" he hands Sora a mini buster sword looking keychain. "What does it do?" he asks. "It has a sonic blade ability in it, curtousy of my buster sword" Cloud walks away. "Hey, lets have a rematch sometime! No dark powers allowed" Sora waves his hands. "I think I'll pass" Cloud flips his hair. Huge dreamy sighs from fangirls can be heard in the distance. "Uh, oh! Gotta go!" Cloud runs into the lobby and locks the door.