I just need to put something here to keep my story in order!
"You'll never win! I won't let you!" Sora wipes the sweat off his forehead. "You can't give up, Sora! At least not yet!" Goofy cries out. "But, the arrows are hard to follow!" Sora moves his feet like crazy. The three of them are playing Dance Dance Revolution and are basically doing the same steps and movements to the song Simple and Clean planitb remix. They stop and the results come in. Sora gets an A, Goofy gets a C-, and Donald gets a F--. "You guys cheated!" he comaplains. "No, we just have good feet Mr. Flat Feet" Sora smiles. "You still cheated!" Donald growls. "Did not!" Sora snaps back. They start to compete against each other in arm wrestling, staring contests, and who can juggle more stuff.
"You cheater!" they both yell at each other. "Well, since I'm the keyblade master, I'm gonna take us to that world!" Sora points to a world with water leaking at the bottom. "No way!" Donald grabs hold of the controls. Sora grabs hold as well and they both start to steer the ship into the world. Sora is ejected from the ship and falls into the treehouse. "Oh gosh, my head! When I get that duck I'm gonna cook him so-" Sora is cut off by a growling noise. He looks up and sees Sabor jump down infront of him. "Nice kitty kitty" Sora smiles. It jumps at him, but a man with a cloth around his waist jumps down and throws Sabor out the window. "Thanks dude" Sora gets up. "Thanks...dude?" Tarzan repeats. "Riiiiight, am I in the stone age?" Sora asks. "!#" Tarzan says. "Oooooh, you cussed!" Sora laughs. He looks behind Tarzan and sees Kairi walk away. "Oh great, not only am I lost, but she's here" Sora thinks. "I'm looking for my friend Riku" Sora says slowly.
"Riku?" Tarzan tilts his head to the side. "Yeah!" Sora cheers. "Friend, here. Tarzan show you" Tarzan looks out the window. "Good! Tarzan go, Sora go go" Sora smiles. Tarzan gives him a weird look. "I don't even talk like that, dude" Tarzan says in a skater boy's voice and jumps out the window. Sora follows, but ends up falling over the edge of the tree. They both end up sliding on a huge tree branch. "This is so cool!" Sora slides after Tarzan. He starts to get hit by branches, monkeys, birds, and other obstacles. "This sucks!" he cries out as he jumps off the end of the branch that's above the world in space. Goofy and Donald are sitting on a tree stump. "I hope Sora's okay" Goofy sighs. "Who cares about that jerk" Donald lays on the stump. He looks down and sees a gorilla in front of him. They both freak out. The gorilla stops and leaves something on the ground before running again. Goofy and Donald both look down at it, but hear a rustling in the bushes behind them.
Tarzan leads Sora into a tent surronded by expedition stuff. "What a dump" Sora walks in. "Jane" Tarzan grunts. "Oh, Tarzan. Who's this?" Jane turns around and examines Sora. "I'm Sora" Sora answers. Jane starts to give Sora shots, measures how tall he is, weighs him, and does DNA tests. "I see, so you're not related to Tarzan" she sighs. "Like I'd want to!" Sora rubs his butt, trying to heal the pain from the shot. "They're a circus of clowns" an ugly man walks into the tent with Donald and Goofy following behind. "Donald, Goofy!" Sora takes Donald hands as Donald takes his. They stare at each other and get into a fight. "Hey Sora!" Goofy yells. They both stop and look at him. "Look at this" he opens his hands and shows him something shiney. "Ooooh, is it gold?" Sora asks. "Nope" Goofy shakes his head. "Then it's worthless" Sora pouts. "By the way, Tarzan cussed at me!" Sora points to Tarzan. "I don't think it was a cuss, we'll show him some slides" Jane puts some slides in a slide show machine.
"Well, Tarzan" Jane turns to him after showing him the slides of people eating pie, people playing tug-a-war, and an advertisement for Shinra. Tarzan shakes his head. "Tarzan go see Kerchak" he replies. "He'll take us to the gorillas? I'll be the escort" Clayton smirks. "Dude, take a breath mint" Sora pours a whole box of mints on him. After walking around in marshes, climbing trees, and getting bitten by snakes, they finally find Kerchak. "Kerchak! They need us. I think they're running from a monster called Kairi" Tarzan says to him. "Then why bring them here?" Kerchak walks away. They follow him to the treehouse where Clayton is aiming at Terk (I thought Terk was a guy at first, but nevermind). Donald does that weird sound when he's angry and puts his fists up. Clayton shoots, but misses by an inch.
Terk gets scared and runs up to Kerchak. "Kerchak" Tarzan sighs. They all turn to Clayton and stare angrily. "A snake slithered by and was about to bite that poor-" "Save it for the judge!" Donald puts up his fists. "But the snake!" Clayton says again. "Lies!" Sora slaps himself for no reason. They throw Clayton off the tree and meet him back at the tent. "You are not to bother the gorillas again!" Jane yells. "Oh, come now" Clayton fake smiles. The others stare at him angrily. Donald moves his staff in one hand and lands it in the other or something like that, Goofy puts up his fists, Sora makes a fist out of one hand and punches the other. "I'll be going now" Clayton walks out of the tent. A gunshot can be heard outside, along with a person saying "I thought the saftey was on!" The four of them run out and see powerwilds doing a rain dance around a gorilla. "Get away from that endangered species!" Sora attacks the heartless. The gorilla gives him a note and runs off.
"Dear strange looking man, there are more of us around this area. Please help us! Love, Magilla Gorilla. P.S. I owe you a gummi block. What a rip off!" Sora crumbles the letter. As they help the other gorillas, at the tent Jane is trampled by Terk and Clayton comes in and kidnaps them. They go back to the tent and find it empty, even the fridge is emptied. "I'm so hungry" Sora moans. They go back to the climbing trees and find a giant fruit on the tree. "Sora, you take care of the fruit and we'll fight the heartless" Donald squawks. "Yeah whatever" Sora stares at the giant fruit. After a while all the heartless disappear. "Sora you did it!" Donald cheers. "Did what?" Sora asks with his mouthful of the fruit he was supposed to destroy. "Nevermind" Goofy sighs. After being told what to do, they go down to where Clayton is gathering some gorillas. "Not so fast, Clayton!" Sora yells. He looks at them and raises an eyebrow. They start to fight for a while until Clayton jumps onto the Stealth Sneak. "No fair!" Sora yells.
After exposing the Sneak, they find out the Sneak is wearing a skirt and they begin to laugh at it. It dies of embarassment and falls on Clayton. "Sucka!" Sora laughs. Kerchak throws Sora and the others on top of the cliff. "What was that for?" Sora looks down at them. "Keep outta my crib!" Kerchak shakes his fists. They walk into the waterfall cave and jumps on cliffy parts up to the Cavern of Hearts. "I didn't know butterflies glow" Sora smiles with stars in his eyes. "!#, friends here" Tarzan grunts. "I don't see anybody" Goofy looks around. "He must me friends in our hearts" Jane walks in with Terk by her side. "You've been stalking us!" Sora points at her. "Just seal the keyhole" Donald sighs. He seals it and turns to Donald. "Sorry about ealier" Sora scratches the back of his head. "Me too" Donald looks down. "Yay! We're all friends again!" Goofy hugs the both of them and sets them down. "All for one and one for all!" they take out their weapons and put them together. Terk winks at Donald and tries to kiss him. "Wait! I'm married!" Donald runs around as Terk chases him and the others laugh at him.