Lady Ai: I'm so mad at myself! I just now re-read my chapter 4 and my spelling sucks ass! I swear, I even messed up on a part in the lyrics for Demilition Lovers by My Chemical Romance. (I put: As read rains. It's suppose to be: As lead rains) How the hell did I miss that? I mean the letters L and R a far apart from each other on the keyboard! Anyway,...
I know exactly what to do in this Chappie cuz as the stupid hurricane passed, I got alot of free time. and by the way, I'm writing this story while there's no internet or cable AT ALL! Stupid Comcast, can't effing hurry up with putting my cable! Hurricane's suck. I'm just glad Seto and Joey were here to protect me!
Joey: I'm glad to be here for you, Ai! (Ai: Awww! Joey you're to cute!)(Seto: Hmph) Go buy another gravity defying coat Kai-ka-
Seto: I swear if you say 'Kai-Kai' I will stuff your mouth with toilet paper and slice your head off... and then I'd give the rest to Bakura and Malik. The only person that can call me that, IN PRIVATE, is Ai.
Ai: ... Kaiba (Seto: Mm?) Do you love me? (Seto: ...) OH COME ON SETO! I know you love me by the way you did that thing in the bedroo-
Seto: HOLY CRAP, AI! DON'T SAY THAT AROUND 17 AND UNDER TEENAGERS!
Joey: Say what? KAIBA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO AI? (Seto: nothing!) YOU BETTER HAVE NOT STOLEN LADY AI'S VIR-
Seto: Why do you people insist to talk sexually?
Ai: Well, Answer my question! Do. You. Love. Me?
Seto: Er... (Joey: I LOVE YOU!) (Ai: Yes Joey I know you do but let Seto-) (Joey: Oh no I wasn't saying that to you)
Ai: WAIT! WHAT! (Seto: o.o . . . First of all I love Lady Ai.) (Joey: I don't care! I just want to sleep with you. Atleast give me that!)
Seto: O.O (Ai: Alright enough, Seto said he loved me and that's all I wanted to know! Joey I'll let you have him while I start with the story) WHAT!
Ai: Shut up Seto! DISCLAIM-(Seto: No! Ai you can't do this!) (Joey: giggles I get Seto now and Yugi in the story. Perfect) Would you two let me finish the disclaimer?(Joey: Go right ahead Ai)(Seto: NOOOO! Gets carried off by Joey) Finally! DISCLAIMER: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or any band that I might say in this chappie . Good now ON WITH THE CHAPPIE! (Ow's from Seto and "Take it like a man!" from Joey.) Holy crap! Joey don't be to hard now! (That's hard to do but okay!) 00;;;
((Yami mind link)), (Yugi's Mind link), 'Thoughts' to self -Unless I say it's Flashback, This means someone said something in the past, (And this is author's note)
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Authoress POV. Start scene: Yami's mansion
Yami is working around the mansion thinking about what Yugi had asked before.
(Geez that was close. Damn my stupid habit of drinking blood)...
((So, that's why you cut yourself?)) (HOLY SHIT! HOW THE-) ((You must've accidently opened the mind link)) (Oh,...) ((So that's why, huh?)) (Yes... I didn't know how you felt about this. So I left) ((When?)) (When what?) ((When are you coming back?)) (Possibly never) ((Come back now))
(I'm busy. Besides why do you want me back?)
'Yugi, I want you back now. Why? I have no idea why. And what do you mean "I'm busy". Doing what? Damn you! I got be still. Maybe I should take a walk. Oh silly me it's daylight. I guess I can go out back, the tree braches well cover me'
Yami walked out from the back door, breathing in deeply the fresh air. Yami walked along the back yard, which lead to the family's graveyard. He found the tombstone with his mother's name engraved on it.
Yakasha- A wonderful grand daughter and A missed mother.
Yami kneeled down infront of the stone. 'Yes, a missed mother indeed'. Yami couldn't take it any more. He was strong enough to hold on this long but... Yami broke down. Tears were free to fall and run down his cheek. He missed his mother dearly.
Still my POV. But now we go to Yugi and Joey's unexpected date. He,he,he.
"Wow! Yugi, you sure know a fancy resturant when you see one!" Joey said as he looked around the place Yugi had choosen to eat dinner at.
FlashBack
"Okay you two! You've had your fun and now it's time to eat!" Anzu said as Honda grabbed both Joey and Yugi by the collars. "NO! WE WANT AUTOGRAPHS! WE WANT TO MEET THEM!" Yugi shouted. "Fine, you'll both get an autographed shirt and V.I.P passes to thier NEXT concert. Hey, Anzu, do you want to go get the Shirts and Pass-". Not even letting Honda finish, Anzu ran to the mob of other fan girls that were now forming backstage.
"I feel sorry for Frankie and Gerard" Joey said. "Frankie and Gerard? Psh, I feel sorry for Mikey, he's the cutest one!"(A.N: I LOVE MIKEY WAY!).
(In Honda's car...)
"Alright guys, it's off to dinner. Yugi tell us which resturant we should go to!". "What? I'M SORRY HONDA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THE CD PLAYER IS TO LOUD!". "I SAID-" Anzu turned off the cd player "-WHICH RESTURANT SHOULD WE GO TO!". "Why are you screaming Honda?" Joey asked, Anzu and Yugi laughing. Yugi picked a resturant called 'Red is the Rose on Your Coffin Door' (A.N.: I don't care if it is from the lyrics 'Thank You For the Venom' by Mcr. I'm listening to the song right now and I needed a name!).
The resturant was colored a light red and the entrance door was, of course, a coffin with roses as door handles. Inside looked like it was night time. Glow in the dark stars stuck on the ceiling, the tables were covered by a white satin cloth(blood stained obviously) and Black scented candles were in the center of the table (The scent was of Cinnamon). Music flowed out of huge speakers. There was a space for people to mosh or slow dance or just dance to their favorite songs.(Oh my gosh! I made an MCR resturant! Hahahaha! I can't belive I did that, I swear I don't know what I'm typing sometimes).
Flashback dies
"I've heard of this resturant but I never thought it would be this dark!" Anzu said. The waiter asked them if they wanted a table of four but Honda insisted on having a table per pair. So, the waiter took Anzu and Honda to a corner of the resturant and lead Joey and Yugi to one of the center table.
Naturally, Anzu was freaked out by the blood stained cloth and asked if it was real. The waiter said no it's just paint and then he handed them a menu that was in the shape of a gun and the words in them were typed bright red (no, not like it was written in blood). They picked something with fish and for desert they picked flan. (If you don't know what flan is then tough luck, go find out!)
"So Joey, how'd you like the concert?" Yugi asked after they picked out what they were going to eat. "It was awesome. How about you?". Joey took a sip of water. "I loved it, especially whenever Mikey would sway his hips." Yugi said blushing a little. "You know, Yug, I play guitar too." Joey said slyly. "Oh really? Then maybe you can give me a small performance". "Yeah, and I know how to sway my hips as well as Mikey". They both laughed.
Suddenly, 'Dance, dance' by Fall Out Boy came form the speakers. Another song both Yugi and Joey liked. "Care to 'dance, dance' Yugi?" asked Joey, standing up and streaching out a hand toward Yugi. "I'd be glad to dance with you Joey!". Hand in hand, they ran to the disco lighted dance floor.
Soon after 'Dance, dance' , came 'The Future Freaks Me Out' by Motion City Soundtrack. "I'm on fire and now I think I'm ready to bust a move. Check it out I'm rocking steady! Go!" Joey and Yugi sang in unision and started to dance. After that song was 'Dare' by Gorillaz and then many other dance rock songs.
Joey went up to the DJ and asked if he can do a slow dance. "Sure kid!". Then, after a long time not knowing what rock song is soft enough to play, they decided to play Shakira (Yes, I know! But I don't know what else!). "Oh, well, atleast it's slow, right?".
Yuig was right but the song was a little too sexual for both Joey's and Yugi's comfort. "Underneath your clothes. There's an endless story, there's the man I choose. There's my territory and all the things I deserve for being such a good girl". Joey and Yugi looked at each other and Joey glared at the DJ. He was hesitate and quickly changed the song to 'The One' (I'm not exactly sure of the title, but's it's track number five in the album Laundry Service).
Joey smiled at Yugi and they started to dance. Let me tell you, the sight was one for sore eyes. Since Yugi was small, as he laid his head on Joey, Yugi's head reached Joey's chest. And the points of Yugi's pointy hair reached Joey's chin. In the corner where Anzu and Honda were having dinner, you could hear laughter and snickering.
The song ends with "Your the one I need. My real life has just begun cause there's nothing like your smile made of sun. Your the one I need, Cause there's nothing like your smile made of sun. There's nothing like your love, Nothing like your love. Oh, There's nothing like your loove."
Yugi and Joey sat back at there table where their food was ready. They ordered the Bullet of the day Special, a flamming wife. Which is just the same as a flambe. "Wow this looks great!". "Yeah, let's eat!". In about 15 minutes, Joey was finished and Yugi seemed starved because he ate in 10 minutes! "Woah, Yugi! I didn't know you could eat that fast!". "I haven't eaten in like weeks!". "What do you mean you haven't ate anything in weeks?".
'Uh-oh, Hurry Yugi! Make up a lie! Cover up!' "I mean, I haven't ate something like this in weeks". "Oh! Yeah I haven't ate flambe in months!". 'Good Cover Yugi! Nice job!'.
"Okay guys! It's off to my house now." Honda said dragging Yugi and Joey from their table. "Do you have to drag us around like old rags?" Joey asked. "Yeah, we could walk! We have legs!" Yugi said. Anzu interrupted with "Yeah, legs to run away with! Now get in the car!".
Uh-oh! Scene: Honda's House!
"What do you think we are gonna do Honda?" Joey said. Yugi was just speechless with all the games that were placed on the floor. Twister, Dance Dance Revolution (DDR), playing cards, Spin the bottle. "Honda, you actually made Truth or Dare flash cards?" Yugi asked. Anzu looked confused and grabbed the flash cards from Yugi and started to read them. "Honda, we never had these kinds of flash cards." Honda grabbed them and placed it back on the kitchen table. "Oh, don't worry Anzu. We'll use them later." And with that, Honda slammed the front door shut. Leaving two very curious and hormonal teenagers in a house, with very well might be naughty playing cards.
"So Yugi, what do you want to do first?". Yugi thought over the various games they had before them, all of which looked pretty bad. "Um how about DDR? That's the only one that doesn't sound so bad". Joey went over to the game station. "Hey, Yug. There's Honda Instructions here. It say's we have to use them". Yugi was scared now. Joey started to read the instructions: 1) Do what you normally do to prepare to play DDR.
"That isn't to bad". "Number 2: Start to play. Number 3: Whenever a player loses they must say something sexual". Yugi fell over and Joey was bug eyed. "What the hell? Say something sexual?". Suddenly the front door opened. "Do the damn instructions or I'll burn your duel decks!". Door was slammed shut again. "Well, this is going to be one long night!"
Five minutes later
"Damn it! I lost!" Yugi screamed. Joey was silent. "Um, How about this- you look away from me and I'll look away from you and then I'll say it." Joey nodded and looked away as did Yugi. 'Holy shit. What do I say? Do I say something like oh Joey touch me or something like-
"Oh Joey bang me! Bang me now!". Silence took place. Joey tried his best to stay quiet but after that remark he just couldn't help it.
Yugi heard a thump behind him and he turned around to see Joey on the floor laughing. Laughing so hard tears started to form. 'Oh Ra! No effing way! I did not just say Joey and Bang me together OUT LOUD!'. "OH MY GOSH! Yugi! deep breath That was just to funny!" Yugi helped Joey up. But of course, everyone just loves to land on Yugi. So when Yugi tried to pull up Joey, he feel to the floor bringing Joey down with him.
Joey grinned. "So I take it you were litteral when you said Bang me now?". Yugi blushed and pushed Joey off. They started to play again but this time Joey lost. And can you guess what he said. I bet you can.
"Oh Yugi, I would love to bang you! Anytime, Anywhere, and just how you'd like it". Joey gave a wink at Yugi. Yugi couldn't help but blush. "Oh my gosh! It's going to be a very long night!" Yugi said, suddenly having hormonal thoughts out of nowhere.
Clearly, so did Joey. "OH GOD! JOEY, GO TO THE BATHROOM! QUICKLY! HURRY! GET THE HELL TO THE BATHROOM!". Yugi screamed covering his use to be virgin eyes. Joey was very confused. Yugi, just having a feeling that Joey was standing there like an idiot, said "LOOK DOWN!". Joey followed orders. "AH! YUGI WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER". "Oh well, if you weren't so hormonal then this never would've happened!". Joey quickly ran to the bathroom to calm down.
A few minutes later Joey came back to find Yugi staring at the Truth or Dare flash cards. Yugi looked up to see Joey. Yugi smirked in his mind but on his face layed an innocent smile. "Joey, let's go up to Honda's room and play Truth or Dare." Joey looked into the most cutest purple eyes and he just couldn't say no. "Okay, Yug." Yugi looked down at the cards and smiled evily (Is that a word?). Oh Ra Yugi! What are you trying to do to poor hormonal Joey?
Somewhere unknown. You know where! Where Seto and Malik talked last time. That's the place! lol
"Master...". "Have you found out where my Atemu is hiding?". "Not exactly. You see, the boy- Yugi, he's on a date.". Malik stood up from his throne and walked infront of Seto. "Look, I don't care if he is on a date. Wait until the date is over with.". Malik used his staff to make Seto look into his eyes. Malik smirked. "Heh. You've fallen for a mortal? And you've fallen for Yugi's date no less! Didn't God have a commandment against that, What was it? Aw, yes. Adultry(sp). Oh, and there is that one where he says you shall not want what your neighbor has. Heh, Seto. If you bring me back my dear Atemu, I shall make it so that you and your- oh what's his name?".
Seto thought for a moment. "His name is Joey". Malik still had his face close to Seto's. "Aw, yes. Joey Wheeler. I shall make sure that he returns your love to you. You see, right now he's in love with Yugi. But that little shit is in love with my Atemu. But if you bring me Atemu, I'll make sure Dear Yami falls for me and I'll give you Joey. As for that Yugi,-" Malik thought for a minute. "I'll send your little brother to take care of him."
Seto didn't want his brother to be of any help to Malik but when he opened his mouth to protest, Malik already had it covered with his own mouth. Malik's toungue darting in, giving pleasure to the disgusted Seto. Malik pulled away. Seto waited until he was out of Maliks sight to spit on the floor. "Ra, I hate when he does that". Seto glared behind him an then took off to where he's beloved Joey was. "Yugi, you better lead me to Yami so that I can have Joey to myself already!".
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Lady Ai: Wow! I spent 5 hours on this fucking story, so you better have liked it! Well, That's about it for chappi Five. You know, I'm going to name the chapters now. Yeah, I'll get on that when I have my internet back. Well, So long and Goodnight! I love all of you and thank you for reading my story, I really do appreciate all the people who take the time to read my story. Oh and I ALSO APPRECIATE PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE TIME TO REVIEW! Chow my little french muffins! (I don't know where that came from. Possibly from sleep deprivation- it's 12 fucking 30 right now and my mom is getting pissed at me for typing so loudly) So long and Goodnight!