Yugi: Hello everyone! Uh, I'll be hosting for now because our Lady Ai (A.K.A Genesis) is uh ... tied up. Please don't ask me to explain. It's a long story involving Fruit Punch, marshmellows, a microwave, a trip to Las Vegas, a ring and Lady Ai in a white dress. And ending up with all of THEM waking up to a huge hangover.
(Door slam)
Yami: Wow, that was the shit last night! Oh, hello my little hikari! (Yugi: Hi, Yami/Huge hug/) Did you miss me my love? (Yugi/nods and smiles/)
Joey: DAMN IT KAIBA! YOU OWE ME!
Seto: I don't owe you anything, Wheeler!
Lady Ai: Screw that! YAMI YOU OWE ME A NEW MICROWAVE! AND 15 EFFING GALLONS OF FRUIT PUNCH!
Yami: Can you guys not SCREAM! Geez! Where's the bathroom?
Lady Ai: If you didn't drink 15 GALLONS of fruit punch you wouldn't have to-
Yami: Oh, shut up! So what if I blew up the microwave using marshmellows? Atleast I didn't go to Las Vegas, get drunk and marry the King of Snobs!
Seto: Who are you calling a snob? (Yami: You, idiot!) Look! I married Gen because I'm in love!
Joey: Psh. You got locked up cuz you're 18 and she's 14! I had to bail you out, love. (Seto: Look what happened in chapter 5 stays there! Even though it was pleasureable I don't want you to go around calling me "Love")
(Door slam)
Lady Ai: Who the hell?
Ryou: Oh, Gen. I came here to say sorry for what my yami did. I brought you some flowers.
Lady Ai: Aww! Ryou, thank you so much! (Joey: Heh, look Kaiba You go some competition) (Seto: Hmph) (Ryou: I'm sorry that Bakura read your diary. You still love me right?) Uh-
Seto: What did you say Ryou? (Ryou: Oh, I meant as a friend! Gen is only a friend and besides I'm going out with Marik) Hmph, I thought so!
Lady Ai: Awww! Seto, I love you to much! I don't care if you are older! You'll wait for me right? Then we can legally get married! (Seto: Yes. I love you too)
Wait what the hell happened to Yami and Yugi?
Joey: Er . . . . They went to the bathroom. Together.
Lady Ai: Okay, Seto remind me to clean the bathroom when the story is finished. But right now. It's Dis- /Hears door slam./- Does everyone just love to enter my story without knocking?
Marik: Ryou! Help! They're doing it again! This time they couldn't wait until they get in the house. They're on the front door steps! Hurry, help me hose them down!
Ryou: Oh Ra! Bakura and Malik know that we live next to a freaking school! Thoes idiots just love to hump each other! Bye Lady AI/Licks lips/ Bye Kaiba
Lady Ai: oh my gosh! HAHAHAHAHAHA! SETO, RYOU THINKS YOU'RE SEXAY! LOL! (Seto: Please, stop. Comments are to much!) (Joey: Consited bitch) HAHAHAHA! Poor Seto! Alright, that's it. Story time is now and it's time for DISCLAIMER. Um, YUGI! IT'S YOUR TURN!
Yugi: Whispers Yami... hold on... I said hold on... No! slow down! AH! YAMI! Calm the hell down! (Everyone outside: O.O) Uh, The disclaimer is... Genesis... YAMI!... Gen doesn't own anything! DAMN IT! CAN'T YOU WAIT!
Lady Ai: Geez, YAMI TAKE IT EASY/Sigh/ Here's the story...
((Yami mind link)), (Yugi's Mind link), 'Thoughts' to self -Unless I say it's Flashback, This means someone said something in the past, (And this is author's note)
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Seto's POV. Outside Honda's house.
Oh yeah. It is one lovely sight to see two teenagers making out on the front steps of a house. I quickly look in one of the bottom windows to see if Joey and Yugi were down stairs. I saw Yugi and Joey going up the stairs, hand in hand and laughing. It pisses me off just to think about Joey being in love with Yugi.
I flew to a branch that had a perfect view of the room Joey was in. Yugi seemed to be holding some cards and he placed them in the middle of the floor. They both sat crossed legged. They played a game of Rock, Paper, Scissor. I guessed that they played to find out who was going to go first to play with the flashcards. 'Rock, rock . . .. Rock, rock . . . . Scissor, scissor .. . .Paper, paper... Would these two pick different signals already'. Finally, Yugi was Paper and Joey was Rock.
Yugi picked up a flashcard. I read it perfectly from where I was. 'Truth: Who's your first love? Dare: Do something you would normally do in private in front of me.' Okay, nice truth or dare flashcards they have there. I wonder which Joey will chose.
Apparently he picked truth. Smart guy. Now, let's hear what he says:
Yugi:"Okay, Joey. Who is your first love?" Joey: "Oh, my first love? I guess, you could say Mai. But I just really like her beauty. She's just a pain in the ass sometimes and so fucking preppy! I mean it's fine to be a prep but she and Anzu take it to a different level!"
Yugi:"Joey... You still haven't answered the question. I asked who was your first love, not infatuation." Joey: "Oh, right. Well, since it wasn't really Mai then it's gotta be you, Yug."
That's really sweet of Joey but once he finds out Yugi is in love with Yami, Joey's heart'll be broken. And I will not allow it. Or atleast, if i can't provent it, then I guess I could be there for him. Oh but stupid me, he hasn't even seen me and I expect him to fall for me without the help of my oh so dear Master.
Hm, I guess since Joey had truth, Yugi is stuck with the dare. I wonder what he does in private. Heh, I'll read his mind to see what he's thinking. Hm, the list isn't that big. Play with gummi bears as if they were real people, once he actually wore purple lipstick.
Oh and one last thing. Why the hell would an innocent child like that do something like that? He cuts himself, enough to make blood come out and then licks the blood off. I didn't see anything in his mind that said he would love to be a vampire. Well, besides that one thought of Yami converting him to be with him forever.
Yugi decided to wear the lipstick. Bright red this time. They got it from Honda's mom's room. They sat back on the floor after Yugi took the lipstick off. Joey grabbed a flash card. 'Truth: If you could undress anyone, who would it be? Dare: Let the other person take off your shirt'
Oh, God. Poor Yugi. He's going to have to make a hard choice. Drumroll as Yugi thinks . . . . And he picks Truth. Oh, this'll be fun. He's going to have to lie about Yami. Even though Yugi seems innocent , that's not really what he is in his mind with Yami.
"Well, Yugi. If you could undress anyone you want, who would it be?". "Oh gosh. I guess I would pick... um, you see I met this guy and I think he is really hot. His name is Yami. So, I guess I would um take off his shirt. Atleast." Then he blushes.
Woah! Didn't think he'd actually say Yami but whatever. My poor puppy. He shrugs it off but I see hurt in his eyes. But that quickly fades away when he tells Yugi the dare. They both blush. Wait... Oh Ra! I'm blushing too! Yugi hurry up and take off Joey's shirt. Yugi get's up and sits behind Joey. Slowly, he starts to take Joey's shirt off.
I have never seen such a wonderful chest. Pale.. He doesn't have alot of abs but still it looks firm. Oh how I'd love to kiss that chest. To kiss thoes love handles of his.
They are both at this game for an hour already doing the most sexual things.. Red paint was splattered on Joey's back (Finger painting and Yugi don't mix.). Please don't make me say what Joey had to do in the bathroom. I was much to aroused just thinking about it. Oh crap! You made me think about! Well, I'm going to have to live with it for a while.
Alright, Authoress POV! Oh and PS I don't know what love handles are. Deal with it
Yugi and Joey had been enjoying themselves. And Joey has even managed to keep his cool. What after that thing that happened by the DDR machine earlier, Joey didn't what that to happen again.
"Ok, Yugi. Last card and then we'll go play with the other playing cards. Alright let's see what this card says!". Maybe they should pass this card. Both the Truth and the Dare are sexual. But so was every other card.
Truth: Would you ever make out and/or touch me sexually? Dare: . . . Basically what Truth is but not in a question form.
Before Joey could say let's stop here, Yugi picked Truth. "Do you really want to hear the question?". "Yes! Now tell me!". Joey sighed. "Okay. It asks would you ever make out and/or touch me sexually?".
Silence. Just silence. Then again when Joey opened his mouth to say you don't have to answer that, Yugi said "You are cute. I wouldn't mind making out". Yugi smiled. Joey blushed and smiled back. "Now, Joey. What's the dare?". Joey smirked. "Yugi stand up". Yugi did as he was told.
Joey also stood up. He walked slowly towards Yugi. "Uh, Joey. What are you doing?". "I'm doing my dare." Joey placed a hand on Yugi cheek and looked deeply in thoe's perfectly innocent purple eyes. Joey leaned in 90 percent. (Lame line, I know!). Seto sat at the edge of the branch. And suddenly...
"Woah! Guy's! Not on the first date!" Honda said busting opening his bedroom door. Joey glared at his friend and Yugi wiped away a sweatdrop. All the while they heard a big crash by the window. They all ran and looked out but all they saw was a shadow running. "What the hell was that?" Joey said scratching the back of his head. Yugi had a bad feeling.
"Alright guys, get the hell outta my house so me and Anzu can play Truth or Dare" Honda said holding Anzu in his arms. So, Joey put his shirt back on and Yugi wiped the remaining whip cream off his tummy and put his shirt on too. "Bye, Honda! Bye Anzu! Have fun!". "Bye Joey, Yugi. Get home you hear?". With that Yugi and Joey left and walked out.
"Yug, you want me to walk ya home?". Yugi thought for a while. "No, but thanks. You should get home before your dad sees that you're late". Yugi knew full well that Joey had a drunk father but Joey's dad was nothing compared to his dad. "Yeah, I better run. Catch ya at school Monday?". "Bye Joey"."Bye Yugi". Joey said yet he just stood there. Infront of Yugi wanting to stay with him. Wanting to just-
"Uh, okay Joey. Well, I have to go ok! Bye". Yugi ran, realizing that he was about to lock lips with Joey. Joey, crestfallen, walked slowly back to his house. Now he didn't even care if his dad screamed at him or smacked him becuase he knew that Yugi didn't love him back. And that was the only thing that hurt.
Yugi ran to the town's park and sat under a tree. 'I wish I had my freaking guitar'. Seto, on the other hand, is busy cursing Yugi in his mind. 'FUCK! Would that little crap take me to Yami already.' Seto was sitted on the other side of the tree. They stayed there. . . . for half an hour.
Until, Yugi decided to talk with Yami. 'I ... I like Yami. Maybe more than I know. Maybe I should talk with him. Oh, but what if he . . . No! Come on Yug! Talk with him already!'.
(Uh, Yami?) ((GAH!)) (Ah! What the hell? What's wrong?) ((Oh, Yugi. Sorry, I was just thinking about my mother. Yugi, are you coming home now?))
(I don't have one) ((Yes you do! With me remember.)) (You never answered my question. Why do you want me back?)
At that moment Yami had an idea. He knew it was very bad of him to do this but damn did he want Yugi back. ((How about I help you.)) (Help me? With what?) ((With your blood drinking addiction. Can we share a glass of Bloody Yugi? Heh.)) (That's not funny) ((Oh come on my little hikari. Come home and we can lick some blood off each other.)) (God, Yami. Are you always this perverted? . . . . . Alright. I'm coming home) ((Heh, and then you say I'm the pervert!)).
Yugi got up from the ground glad to drink some blood after that date. Oh and because he gets to go back to Yami. Mostly because of the blood though. Seto was happy too. 'Finally. As soon as Yugi goes to Yami, I'll force Yami to come with me.' So Seto followed Yugi back to Yami's house.
Soon, Yugi was knocking on the mansion's door and Seto was hiding behind a bush. The door opened rapidly and Yugi was suddenly gone. "Yami . . . Can't breath . . . Need Air!". Yami held Yugi in a tight hug. "God! Yami, you're just like Anzu". "Who's Anzu?". "She's a friend. Belive or not I do have friends!". "I'm glad to hear that. Tell me about your friends as I go make us some hot Chocolate, okay?". "Yeah! Coco Mu!". "What?". "Choco Mu. It's what I call hot chocolate." Yugi smiled and Yami shut the door.
Seto got up from behind the bushes and ran to that secret place that I don't even know. 'Great! I have an idea! instead of getting Mokuba invovled, I'll just go to Joey and tell him that Yugi doesn't like him. And that I know who he likes and that I know how to get Yugi to fall for him. Then after I've captured Yami and the heart of Joey, I'll tell the master that Yugi has already been taken care of by me. Yeah, that'll work!'. Seto stoped dead on his tracks and ran, using his nose to help him find Joey.
Back at Yami's mansion, Yugi and Yami were sitting down drinking their hot choco mu. Yugi talked about his friends. "Anzu is a bit preppy and sometimes gets what she wants. She's currently going out with Honda, another friend of mine. Honda is some what wierd but he's a friend I would trust. And then there's Joey. To tell you the truth, even though Joey is a bit air-headed, he sure is hot. Uh . . . But he's not as hot and sexy as you!". Yugi said that last part, kind of scared of the glare he just got from Yami.
"Hmph. He better not be. And to make sure he's not, I'm going over to your school tomorrow". "WHAT? What about your allergy toward the sun?". "I'll wear sunglassess and a trenchcoat.Don't worry, the sun doesn't effect me that much. Besides I want to meet all your friends". Yugi took a sip from his cup. "Alright, fine. /Yawn/ I'm tired. I'm going to bed, night Yami". Yami smiled up at Yugi, "Good night hikari". Yugi stood up and walked off to his bedroom.
Hours later, Yami went into Yugi's room to pay him a visit. Yami remembered having nightmares after his mom died, so he suspected that Yugi does too. Yami tiptoed over to Yugi's bed and kneeled down by it. Yugi was with his back turned to Yami. Yami whispered to himself, "Yugi, how I got this far without you is beyond me. Around you I get all shakey and sweaty. Never have I done that before. You're too sweet for a vampire like me."
"Yami, would you ever convert me?". Suddenly Yugi heard a thud on the floor and found Yami face down. Yami got up quickly. "I thought you were asleep. Did I wake you?". "No, I couldn't go to sleep cause I was thinking about how it would be like to be a vampire". "You should go to sleep. By the looks of it, you had a long day".
Yugi sat up on the bed. He stared at Yami's figure heading for the door. "Yami, would you ever convert me? I mean if you wanted to be with me forever.". Yami stopped dead in his tracks. Yami stood there, pondering that thought of Yugi being with him forever. 'No! How could I? I don't want him to be a vampire. It's to dangerous and he'd get in alot of trouble. Oh, why did I have to be a vampire? I hate this! I could never go out in the sun. Go to the beach. Be truely alive. I don't want this life for Yugi. He is to innocent to be sucked into the darkness.' "No. I would never convert you. Don't ever ask me to convert again!". Yami didn't realize his voice was in a yelling tone and that he stomped off, slamming the door shut.
'I knew it. I knew he didn't love me. I'm not worth anything to him. I wish he didn't mean anything to me'. Yugi layed back down, crying. Silent sobs, twisting and turning in bed until finally he just cried himself to sleep. Poor Yugi, bless his heart. Moments later, around 5:30, Yami cooked some eggs and made toast and placed them on the table for Yugi. He then wrote a little note for Yugi to read. Yami knew from pervious conversations that today was Yugi's 15 birthday, So he wanted to do everything for his little hikari. After 5 minutes of waiting, Yami got tired and ran up to Yugi's room to wake him up.
He opened the door quietly and saw a peacful sleeping Yugi. Yami walked up to Yugi bed for the second time that morning and he looked at Yugi's fair skined faced. And then Yami noticed something that just broke his heart. Yugi's cheek. It still had tear stains on it. 'Damn it Yugi. Why did you cry? Damn it I want you to be happy. I want to be with you forever. I just don't want you to become a vampire...
'But if it would make you happy'. Yami rasied an arm up to Yugi's mouth. Yami, who always carried around a knife, picked one from his back pocket and raised it toward the arm that was over Yugi's mouth. Suddenly Yugi's eyes fluttered open. The first thing he sees is a knife and an arm. He then notices that the arm belonged to Yami. "Yami, what are you doing?". "I want to be with you forever. I didn't want to convert you because I thought you were too innocent to live like a vampire but if it'll make you happy then Ra damn it I'll do it." Before Yugi could say anything, Yami slit his arms. "Yugi, happy birthday. It's your last one alive".
Drops of Yami's blood reached Yugi's lips. Yugi was tempted to drink. "Well, drink up. Then, we'll be together forev- Yugi, whats wrong?". Yami looked at Yugi as he started to move in his bed, lips sealed trying not to drink the blood. Yugi ran to the bathroom and washed off the blood. Yami followed Yugi. He found Yugi on the floor, screaming in pain. "Oh, God. What's happeneing? Everything hurts! Yami, make it stop!". Yami was shocked. For one he knew that vampire's blood does not do that.
Yugi stopped screaming but was now passed out on the bathroom floor. Yami picked him up but stopped as he looked at the mark right behind Yugi's ear. It looked familiar but he couldn't think of where he saw it. But Yami did remember that the mark bothered him. Alot. It was a cross like tatto colored in black and red. Yami stood up straight and walked out of the house, toward the graveyard.
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Lady Ai: Uh-oh... Yami found a mark. The mark of the family buisness. Ah crap. Poor Yami... poor Yugi. Well I guess in the following chappie, Seto plans something with Joey. God knows what the hell Im going to use so that they'll meet. Oh and I'm a Anzu hater so in the next chappie, she sees Yami and she starts being a slut, forgetting that she has Honda. So yeah, Im glad I fianlly have internet! I missed you all so much. Anyway REVIEW AND BE HONEST- DO I SUCK? CUZ IF I DO, I CAN TOTALLY END THE STORY WITH A SAD ENDING MEANING EVERYONE DIES. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Any way Chow for now! muah!- gen-jam.