I think Kh2 comes out sometime next year in March...but I can't wait!
"I can't believe little Azura lost her heart!" Sora wipes the tears off his face. "We'll find it, but first we gotta defeat the heartless" Donald drives to an even darker area of space, or whatever it is (They never show any actual planets, or are the worlds the planets?). "Forget the heartless! I'm gonna go save her right now!" Sora opens the cockpit door and jumps out. Donald and Goofy shake their heads in shame, seeing Sora float by the window trying to hold his breath and turning an alarming blue. After dragging him back into the ship, they land in a foggy world.
"What's this place called again?" Sora asks. The cool looking Hollow Bastian comes up as the fog clears. "What's up with that screwed up castle? It looks like part castle/factory/warehouse/hideout!" Sora looks in disgust. "It must've turned into this place because of the heartless" Donald looks at the heartless crest in the middle of the castle. "No, I think it's because somebody ate part of the castle and they replaced it with this junk" Sora laughs. "Whatever" Donald and Goofy walk forward. "Ooooh, I'm walking on water. Hey, doesn't that remind you of that lyric in that song Simple and Clean" Sora runs around. "I guess that's what they meant. If you have to prove somebody you love them, just walk here" Goofy answer. Donald and Sora gasp. "He just spoke smart!" Sora gasps even more. Goofy sweatdrops. They jump onto the ice blocks and move up. Sora jumps onto one of the moving ones. "Come on up!" he calls to the others. Goofy runs towards it, but Sora makes it go up. "Too slow!" he laughs. Right then, Donald jumps on and pushes him off. "You're fried, man! Fried!" Sora points at Donald. -At the top of those crazy ice block things- "No ship or means of transportation. So, how'd you get here?" Riku looks down at Beast.
"All I did was believe and here I am" Beast answers. "Ew, maybe you shouldn't have believed at all or at least put on a mask" Riku shuts his eyes and looks away. "I came here for Belle! Where is she?" Beast growls. "Maybe it's best she stays here so she doesn't have to look at your hideous face" Riku twitches. Beast growls and jumps at him, but Riku cooly backflips and using the Soul Eater (Is that what it's called? Should be called the Dark Wing or something) lands and strikes him back. "Whatcha doin?" Sora walks in with the others. "It's about time you got here" Riku puts his hand on his hips. "I wanna help you save Azura!" Sora says happily. "Sorry, Sora. But, only I can save her. There can't be two keyblade masters that can" Riku answers. "How many are there now?" Sora asks. "Um, I don't know. I saw this trailer for Kh2 and I, nevermind! Let the keyblade choose, its true master!" Riku puts his hand out. The keyblade starts to pull out of Sora's hand and into Riku's. (Anakin: That is a copyrighted move!). "Maleficent was right. I truely am the keyblade master" Riku looks down at it. "But, I fought with it here! It's mine!" Sora stomps. "You were just the delivery boy" Riku laughs. "Just because I work at Strife Delivery Service doesn't mean I'm a delivery boy outside of it!" Sora whines.
"By the way, has my new soda machine come in?" Riku asks. "You still have to wait 2 more weeks" Sora answers. "Man!" Riku jumps off. "I can't even save my friend's bunny" Sora falls to his knees. "Goofy, lets go" Donald steps in front of Sora. "We can't forget our mission" he continues. "I remember the king said we had to follow the keyblade master and all, but" Goofy starts. "No buts! The only buts are gonna be from me!" Donald cuts him off. "Sora, sorry" he looks down at him. "Just, get out of here!" Sora yells, pointing to the castle. They both leave and he continues his dramatic moment. Beast tries to move forward, but stops infront of Sora. "You're hur-WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!" Sora looks down at his face and starts to twitch rapidly and runs off. "Oh, gosh! Is that what happens when you don't shave? My gosh!" Sora shakes his head rapidly and goes onto the lift. He looks behind him to see the Beast there. Sora twitches even more. Some Dark balls and shadows appear once they make it to the front gate. "Good thing my mom taught me martial arts" he prepares to fight. He punches one of them, but no affect. "Help me!" he screams like a little girl and hides behind Beast. He defeats them and they move onto the giant door. Sora rings the door bell and is punched in the eye by a boxing glove on a spring that happened to be in a small door on the door.
"Curse you guy in my dream!" Sora shakes his fists in the air. "I told you that trick never gets old!" the voice laughs. "I guess we'll have to go in through the back" Sora walks past Beast and then starts to run. "Why does he keep following me!" Sora touches the crystals. He's brought down to the lower level where he screams his head off through the waterway and back to the door. "Man, go away! You're ruining my vibe!" Sora points past the Beast. "But, I need to find-" "I don't care if you have to find your razor or your non-ugly spray! You gotta go!" Sora turns back around and walks back in. In the main hall, they stop and look around to find...nothing! "Keep your guard up, they're coming" Beast warns him. "What did I tell you!" Sora yells. Beast is distracted by Belle who turned out to be fake and jumps at the door and is locked out. "Finally" Sora sighs in relief. "Leave, while you still can" Riku warns him. "I'm not leaving without my friends and your bunny" Sora steps forward. "The darkness wil destroy you" Riku changes his clothes into his dark ones. "I said I'm...hahaha, I said I'm hahahahaha!" Sora rolls on the floor. "What!" Riku yells annoyed. "You're wearing a skirt!" Sora gasps between breaths. "It's a man skirt!" Riku stomps his foot. "Yeah, right!" Sora laughs even harder.
As Sora calms down and gets up, Riku throws a dark blast at him. "There's no way you're hurtin Sora" Goofy's shield stops the blast. "You'd betray your king and follow I guy with half or no brain?" Riku asks. "Not on your life, but I'm not gonna betray Sora either. He's my bestest friend" Goofy answers. "Goofy" Sora says gently. "Bye Donald! Could you tell the king I'm sorry!" Goofy yells over to him. "No, wait!" Donald runs over to them. "I'm coming too. All for one and one for all remember" Donald looks up at Sora. "I think I'm gonna cry!" Sora begins to cry an ocean. "Still!" Riku reaches into the water and pulls a plug. "You still can't win" he throws it over his shoulder. "I have a better weapon than the keyblade, my heart!" Sora says. "Your heart? What can that weak little thing do for you?" Riku asks. "I'm not sure, but it feels strong. And, it's made a home with all the friends I've made" Sora answers. "But, it can give you a heart attack" Riku slyly comesback. "Uh, oh well! My friends are my power!" Sora puts up his fists. They keyblade disappears into Sora's hands. "Oh, yeah! Who da man!" Sora spins it around. As they fight, Sora keeps going up the stairs. "Sora!" Riku calls. "What?" Sora looks around. Riku comes up and hits him upside the head. "I didn't think it would come to this, but you leave me no choice" Sora turns to him.
Sora takes out his cellphone and dials a number. "No! Don't do that!" Riku steps forward. "Hello, mister Sephiroth?" Sora asks. "Please, Sora!" Riku begs. "If you're looking for your Masamune" Sora starts. "Pwease, stop" Riku grabs onto his leg and looks up at him with puppy dog saddy sad eyes. "How can I resist a cute face like that?" Sora thinks. "You should try looking at Yuffie's place! Bye!" Sora says quickly and closes the phone. -Else where- "I knew that little ninja had something to do with it!" Sephy growls. "Thank you" Riku smiles and runs off. "Now, get out of my party!" Sora kicks the Beast out of the room in which he got back in. "I'm nothing without my homies" Sora smiles. They go into the library and figure out the maze. "So that's what books can really do to you" Sora puts his hand on his head. They get to the top where that crazy shadelier is. He lights the candals, shocks the shock symbol, does the trininty, goes into the waterfall, jumps into the fire, pushes a guy off the cliff, eats some pie, does the limbo and you know the rest. Finally, they make it to the lift. -In the chapel- "Why? It was mine. I never took his stuff" Riku runs through the entrance. "His heart, was stronger and stupider" the hooded guy walks in.
"What're you saying?" Riku turns around to him. "If you want to make your heart stronger, then step deeper into the darkness" the hooded guy answers. "How do I know you're not Naraku?" Riku asks. "Does this look like a baboon suit? Now if you want to step deeper, sign this" he hands him a paper. Riku signs his name with a small wing at the end of it and hands it back. "Thank you for trusting Dark Interprises" the hooded dude glows blue as Riku glows green. "What're you doing?" Riku backs away as the dude gets closer. "It's in the contract" the dude shrugs as he gets closer. "What exactly was in that contract!" Riku trips. -Back to where Sora and the others are- "My Riku senses are tingling!" Sora gasps. "Your, Riku senses?" Donald raises an eyebrow. "Yeah! It tingles everytime Riku's in trouble" Sora answers. "Have your senses tingled when he's in real trouble?" Goofy asks. Sora thinks back to when he thought his senses were tingling and he busted through Riku's bathroom door while he was taking a shower. "Of course! Now lets go!" Sora answers and runs through the lift stop. After going through that huge mess, they end up in the chapel.
-At the whatever it's called- Maleficent is looking at the heart sealed by electricity. Riku walks up next to her and looks at it with her. "So, this is the keyhole?" he asks in a double trouble voice. He takes out the dark keyblade and spins it. "Oooooh" she says in surprise. "The last princess must be that girl" she turns around to the badly damaged looking Kairi. "You gotta be kidding me. We can aim higher than this" Riku rolls his eyes. "The king's fools are here" Maleficent looks towards the door. They wait a while. "Fine, fine! I'll go deal with them" she walks off. The others meet up with her. "I'm afraid your too late. The door to darkness will soon be opened!" she smirks. "Okay, thanks for the info" Sora smiles. "What? Whatever!" she raises her little platform. Running around for their lives and fighting off some of the heartless, the team is being beatened down. "Meteors of heaven, release thy fury!" she summons a bunch of meteors. Out of nowhere, Sephiroth comes plummeting down, his sword pointed down. He stabs her in the back and looks up. "Nobody summons meteors, but me!" he growls. "Thanks mister Sephiroth" Sora says. "Thanks for telling me where to find the Masamune. Yuffie said Riku gave it to her, but I think she was lying" Sephiroth wipes the blood of of it. "Well, see you at the Coliseum" Sephiroth flies away.
They run into the next room and up the stairs. After reaching the top, Goofy falls back down the stairs. "Kairi!" Sora runs over to her. "Kairi! Kairi! Open your eyes! You need to give me back the money you borrowed and my chocobo plushie!" Sora shakes her. "You're too late" Riku says. Sora looks behind him to see Riku sitting on the heart thing. "That girl has lost her heart, she cannot wake up" he looks down at him. "You, you're not Riku" Sora stands up and turns to him. "The door will not open, so long as the last princess of heart sleeps" Riku jumps down slowly. "Who ever you are..hahaha...let Riku go! Give him back his hahahaha!" Sora breaks out laughing again. "What's so funny?" Riku asks. "Your skirt!" Sora points. "Her heart's in yours! Let's just get this over with!" Riku kicks Donald out of the area (It was hard to fight and glide in such a small area!). Riku runs over to him and strikes for the first blow, but Sora jumps and gets a part of his pants ripped off. "Crap! I can jump over several fences and not get my pants ripped, but this!" Sora covers his butt. "Welcome oblivion!" Riku powers up. "Aiiieee!" Sora tries to bang on the force field around them. "Heal this!" Riku strikes down on him.
Sora turns around and bonks him on the head. "Ow" Riku groans. Sora keeps doing that until he's on the ground. "You're gonna give me a migrane with that" Riku rubs his head. (Cloud: Hey! That picture of me when I was putting on my sunglasses, is a migrane!). Sora bonks him again. "Alright, alright! Go wake your girlfriend up!" Riku disappears. "Girlfriend? Kairi's just some crazy person who came from the underworld" Sora kicks her. "Sora, they keyhole won't open!" Donald squawks. "How do we open it?" Goofy asks. "I think I know how" he looks down at the dark keyblade. "Nah!" he smiles. He turns back around and accidentally steps on the keyblades handle, shooting it upward straight for his heart. "Uh, oh!" Sora starts to glow. "Guys, whatever you do, don't let Kairi's heart get to her!" Sora looks behind him to the others. The hearts of the princesses return to them. Donald and Goofy try to drag Kairi away, but the heart gets there anyways. "When I'm a heartless, I'll kill her!" Sora disappears. "Sora, are you really gone?" Kairi looks up. "So, you have awaken at last, airhead" Ansem walks out of a dark portal. "The keyhole is open, the darkness is flowing. You've served your purpose, but now it's over" he steps forward. "Now, get out!" he points to the door. They all run out screaming like little girls, not including Kairi. A lone heartless follows them, while recording the screaming moments with a video camera.
"Kairi, we gotta go!" Goofy yells up to her in the main hall. "I'm not leaving without Sora" she answers. "Suit yourself" they're about to run out, but a heartless stops them. "Don't tell me that thing recorded us screaming" Donald says stiffly looking at the camera. "Sora!" Kairi runs down to him and hugs him. He's restored back to his normal self, except with the no brain thing. "You're not Riku! Get offa me!" Sora pushes her away. "To the ship!" Donald runs out. The others follow, except for Kairi limping behind.