This chapter is gonna be short!
"So, all the darkness is flowing out of that keyhole? You better go seal it and...WILL YOU STOP THAT!" Leon shouts. "Why do you need these?" Sora asks. "It makes me look cool!" Leon stomps his foot. "But, even I don't need this much" Sora shakes his head. "Maybe Leon needs them to keep himself from falling apart" Goofy says. "No, some of his muscles have already taken care of that" Sora feels his arm muscles. "Maybe he attracts fangirls wearing those" Yuffie suggests. "Oh, they will" Leon smirks. "Or fanguys" Donald laughs. "What's that supposed to mean?" Leon growls. "But, even Aerith and Yuffie have them, but not this many!" Sora pokes him. "So? They don't even need them! It doesn't even make them look cool!" Leon points. "How many were there again? I guess I'll have to count again" Sora sighs. "But, seriously, Leon. You shouldn't have them all on you" Aerith laughs. "One, I'm not listening to a dead woman and two, unneeded belts look cool!" Leon shouts. That's right, Sora was talking about Leon unneeded belts (How many does that guy need? I've counted them before, it's almost stupid he has that many!).
"As I was saying! It'd be dangerous to go back there" Leon pushes Sora off him. "But, I gotta friend back there and he's majorly hot!" Sora pouts. "In that case, go ahead. Be careful though, alot of new heartless have been showing up" Leon points to the door. "Oh, just kick me out of your house I see" Sora growls. "Yep" Leon nods. "I thought you were my friend!" Sora shakes his head. "Guess not" Leon smiles. "Fine! I see how it is! C'mon guys, we're clearly not wanted here!" Sora sticks his nose in the air and walks out the door with the others. "What an idiot" Yuffie shakes her head. "So, back to Hollow Bastion?" Donald flies into space (I've seen a scan of what Hollow Bastion is gonna look like in KH2. It looks SO different!). "Exactly" Sora sits in a seat next to him. "What do you think happened to the princesses?" Goofy takes out his paddle ball. "Probably got eaten by a shark or something" Sora lays back. "Why would they get eaten by a shark?" Donald asks. "Trust me, THINGS can happen" Sora says all dark like. -Flashback- A four-year-old Sora is sitting on his bed with Cloud and Tifa by his side. "There are no such things as monsters, okay?" Tifa kisses him on the forehead. "Okay" Sora nods. "And if there are, just yell and I'll come in to slice 'em up!" Cloud holds up his buster sword. "Okay" Sora nods again. They both walk out of the room, leaving Sora in the dark. "No such things as monsters. No such things as monsters" he gets under the sheets. Out of nowhere, this giant spatula comes from under his bed and swings itself at him. "Daddy!" Sora screams, but is squished by it. -In the morning- We have another patient doctor" the nurse walks up to him. "What's the case this time?" he groans. "It seems a small child was found squished earlier this morning" she answers. In Sora's hospital room, Cloud and Tifa are sitting by him. "So what did you see again?" Tifa rubs his back. "He said...I'll flip you like an omlette" Sora rocks back and forth in his little fetal position.
-Back in the real time- "Yep, things can get pretty scary" Sora nods his head. "What an enchanted world you live in" Donald rolls his eyes as he lands the ship. Beast jumps down to their platform. "Okay, no! You gotta go man!" Sora pushes him off. Sora and the others run up to the castle gates and to the library. "Books will steal your soul!" Sora kicks one of the book shelves. It falls over and knocks over the others like a domino line. "Okay, I did not do this!" Sora shouts. "We saw you do it" Goofy laughs. "No, it was...this gummy bear!" Sora takes one out of his pocket. "Whoops, my bad. So, you're the real culprit!" Goofy points to it. Sora puts it on the floor to see what Goofy'll do next. "So, you want to confess? Don't play dumb with me, I'm smarter than most people!" Goofy looks down at it. Sora and Donald look at each other before slowly walking away. Beast walks in and up the stairs. There, Belle turns around to meet him and they start to kiss. "That, is, SICK! That's even worse than seeing Wakka dance with his shirt off!" Sora makes a disgusted look. "My eyes!" Donald covers his eyes (I mean, really. How can they kiss? Does she have to stick in her lips in his mouth or something. SICK AND WRONG!). "Get a room!" Sora busts through them. "I can't arrest this bear, he has a family!" Goofy runs up behind him and shows some mini gummy bears with the original. Sora snatches them and eats them. "There, now he doesn't have to care about feeding the family" Sora laughs and walks back out the door to the main hall. They walk up to the castle chapel to see Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz jumping on a trampoline, but Loz jumps to high and drops like a rock onto the concrete. "What're you guys doin here?" Sora walks in. "We were looking for brother, but he's not here" Yazoo does a sumersault in the air.
"Where did this trampoline come from?" Donald gets on it. "We dunno, we found it in the waterway and brought it up here" Kadaj backflips. "Ouch" Loz gets up. "You okay?" Kadaj looks over to him. "Yeah" he nods. "That's the fourth time today" Yazoo laughs. "Stop it!" Loz whines. "You seen any princesses around here?" Goofy asks. "Yeah, we tied them up and threw them in a box because they were getting in our way" Yazoo answers. "Oh, well thanks for the info" Sora and the others walk to the other room. "So this is the keyhole I gotta seal?" Sora asks after poking his way through all the old fashioned heartless. "Yep" Goofy and Donald say at the same time. "I should get paid for this" Sora walks into the heartless crest. A behemoth appears and roars in their faces. "Yeah, yeah try a breath mint. Step aside!" Sora walks under it and over to the keyhole while Donald and Goofy start and finish it off. He points the Keyblade at the hole and begins to seal it. "HAAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWW" Sora badly immitates the opera singers. After he's done, he turns back to see Donald and Goofy staring at him like he's an idiot (Actually, he is, but you know what I mean. Right?). "What? My opera singers called yesterday and said they couldn't make it. Said something about singing for some silver haired dude" Sora shrugs. -At the Coliseum- "We have GOT to make this remix of One Winged Angel today! So lets get started people!" Sephiroth directs the opera singers as he raises his conducting stick (I've heard the rock remix for One Winged Angel in Advent Children. It is so cool!). -Back at the castle- "Sora, you did it" Leon's voice rings in. "Voices in my head!" Sora walks out hitting his head. "Heeeeyyyyy, how did you guys get here so fast?" Sora walks out to see Leon, Yuffie, and Aerith in the room. "We took Cid's ship" Leon answers. -Back at Traverse Town- Cid is tied to a giant fork on his accessory shop roof. "They stole it from me those dirty, no good,-" -BACK to the castle- "How do I know you haven't been stalking me?" Sora asks with that suspisous look in his eyes.
"There's nothing good to stalk you about, unless you have Materia" Yuffie answers mischievously. "Nope! Dad took them because I put some fire materia inside my dad's hairdryer and well..." Sora pulls out a picture of Cloud with a mega burnt face. "Ooooh" the others turn away, feeling the pain Cloud would've felt. "Yeah, never let me use materia since a few weeks ago" Sora shakes his head. "So, where are you going now?" Kadaj and his brothers walk in. "To, um, actually I don't know" Sora shrugs and walks down the stairs. "Let's just follow Ansem" Donald looks up at him. "Fine, but I really want to have a cupcake right now" Sora groans. "You!" Leon points down to Yazoo. He jumps down and walks up to him. "I have proof that you stole my gunblade design!" Leon holds a picture of him from Advent Children with his gunblade. "But, Yuffie gave it to me!" Yazoo points to Yuffie. Leon looks back to find Yuffie with a halo hanging over her head (Yeah right!). "No she didn't! You stole it!" Leon accuses. "Um, I , uh" Yazoo turns around and runs off. Leon follows after him as the others watch in confusion. "Told ya he stole it from Leon" Sora bumps Goofy in the elbow. "Whatever, lets just get going" Donald walks out of the room.