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"Please stop crying Sora. You know I love you" "But, you're so far away!" "So, we'll always be together. When we meet again, lets go back to the islands and make out in the...What the hell?" Kadaj throws down his lines. "Come on! You gotta play Riku so I don't cry!" Sora whines. "Dressing up like him is enough!" Kadaj stomps his foot. Riku's tank top is so tight it shows his six pack and his pants are barely hanging onto Kadaj's waist that it's almost about to fall below it (drool, um, I'm a Kadaj fangirl incase you haven't noticed). "But making out? Isn't that a little too far for my little brother?" Kadaj asks. "If he can't then why not you?" Sora crosses his arms. Kadaj shudders and moves over to the controls of the ship. "How can you stand this guy?" he whispers to Donald. "You get used to it after a while" Donald shrugs. "I wanna kiss!" Sora gets onto the ground and makes an episode. "Brother, please give him a kiss" Yazoo sits in Sora's controls chair. "Fine" Kadaj walks over to him. He picks him up by the collar and gives him a quick kiss on the lips (Now that's something you wouldn't normally see Kadaj do in a fanfic!). "Wow, you even kiss like him" Sora says dreamily. "I wasted my first kiss on a guy!" Kadaj covers his mouth. "Can I get anoth-" "NO!" Kadaj cuts Sora off.
"We're back!" Sora and the others walk in through the lobby doors. Cloud is sleeping on the floor like the log he is and Vincent is loading his gun. "Where have you been?" Vincent looks up. "Places" Goofy answers. "How's my puppy?" Sora asks. "He's fine right now, but earlier he almost killed us" Hercules walks in. "I had to train him. He likes me alot" Vincent holds up his gun. "What type of gun is that?" Yazoo walks over. "Cerberus gun" Vincent answers. "Heeeeeyyyyy, I saw you use that in Advent Children!" Sora points. "No duh" Donald sighs. "So, who did you bring today?" Vincent kicks Cloud. "I told you I love Sephy, Vinnie and Zack!" Cloud gets up alarmed. Everybody stares at him strangely and takes a step back. "Riiiiiiight" Vincent looks to the side. "You!" Kadaj points his sword at Cloud. "You!" Cloud points to the wall. "Oh yeah, Sephy's here" Cloud gets up. "Daddy?" Loz pops up from behind the others. One Winged Angel plays as Sephiroth walks in with his wing hovering over him. "Did somebody call me?" he asks all cool like. "Sephy!" Cloud jumps onto him. "Just when I thought you were gone! And didn't I put you in a straight jacket?" Sephy tries to climb from under him. "See, I got my gayness and hair from my dad" Sora whispers to Yazoo. "Didn't you get the stupidity too?" Yazoo asks. "The what from who?" Sora asks. "I'm surronded by idiots" Yazoo thinks. "Well, we better get going" Donald edges for the door. "Yeah, gotta save the world" Goofy follows. "I want a chocobo!" Sora says out of random, but Donald drags him away.
"Where to now?" Sora sits down at his seat. "The End of the World" Donald points to some dark galaxy with weird things flowing out of it. "End of the World!" Sora screams and then starts to freak out. "I didn't even get to have my first cheese trophy yet!" he rolls on the floor. "I meant the world the End of the World you idiot!" Donald slams on the controls. "Oh, sorry" Sora automatically gets back to normal. They land down at the entrance and get off. "Man, this world is messed up!" Sora looks around at the little rocks and waters like land reflecting the sky. "This is all that's left of the destroyed worlds of course" Donald looks around. "Hey what's that?" Sora points up at a humongous orb falling down at them. Some Dark balls, Angel stars, and Invisibles come out and attack. "These look new" Goofy gets out his shield. "What's with this crazy hoola hoop?" Sora looks down at the purple circle around his ankles. "Sora run!" Donald screams, but it's too late, he just got his waist even thinner. "Oh man!" he complains. He takes out the keyblade and begins to wack them with it. After he's done they're back to the End of the World. "Okay, lets just get this over with" Sora walks forward, but is blocked by an invisible wall (I thought I could walk forward too, but noooooo). "What the heck? Who's miming around here?" Sora looks around. Goofy is pretending to be a mime, but Sora throws his keyblade at him. "We'll have to follow the rocks" Donald points. "Follow the rocks? That's even more stupid when I ate a cookie with hot sauce on it" Sora crosses his arms. "Oooh, a bug" he says as he sees a fire ant on fire (Why do you think they call em fire ants?). "Oh no! I've been spotted!" it says to itself. Sora follow it to the rocks and over to the portal where it finally turns into ashes. "No! My new friend died!" Sora falls to his knees.
"Just forget about the ant and come on!" Donald walks up behind him. "What ant?" Sora asks as he gets up. "Oh my gosh" Donald slaps his forehead. All three of them walk into the portal and prepare to fight the Behemoth. "You know, these Behemoths look alot different from the ones back home" Sora points. It nearly harpoons him in the chest, but he jumps back and puts some gravity on its horn. It sits down for a while and he runs up his back as Goofy and Donald attack its horn. "Okay, why go through all this when we could just rip the horn off?" Sora pulls at the horn and eventually rips it off. The Behemoth stops and explodes Sora into the air while Donald and Goofy are transported to the Gummi Garden (You know, the End of the World always reminded me of the Northern Crater somehow). "Where's Sora?" Goofy looks around. Sora comes plummeting down from the sky and hits Goofy into the ground. "I got an autograph from Bahamut Zero!" Sora holds up a stone block with a giant claw print in it as he gets up. "Lets keep moving" Donald helps Goofy up. "I love this place!" Sora opens another chest full of gummy bears. "Lets ditch him so he can be happy" Donald whispers to Goofy. "Wait for me!" Sora comes running down with them with a giant gummy bear. "There goes our plan" Goofy shakes his head. They jump into that crazy light hole and into that weird place where you have to go to the other worlds and stuff. "Where is this place?" Sora walks into that crazy portal that takes you to the next world thingie (You know what I mean!). "Ugh, I think I just lost my lunch" Sora falls down and rolls into the green portal. "Sora, get up!" Donald kicks him. "Wha?" Sora gets up to see they're in Traverse Town. "How'd we end up here?" Goofy wanders around.
Some heartless come out of nowhere and start to tackle them to the ground like football players. "Aiiiiiieeeeee!" Sora screams. The screech causes them all to disappear. "I just won a million dollars!" Sora holds up a check. The other two sweatdrop. And so, they go to all the other world places and fight the heartless and blahdie blahdie blahie blah! "How come this one's red? Is it a special world? Is it the underworld?" Sora looks up at it, but then falls in. "When do I get a cure for Mako coordination syndrome!" he gets up to find himself in a hallway type place. The invisibles come out, but he pushes them aside and goes into the room. "Wait! You forgot about me!" Goofy bangs on the door as the invisibles close in on him. "Sorry, can't hear ya" Sora calls out to the door. "A computer? In a place like this?" Sora walks over to it. "It may have some information" Donald presses some buttons. Out of nowhere, this boxing glove on a spring punches Sora to the wall. "Why weird voice from my dream? Why!" he shakes his fists to the ceiling. "Because, it's funny until somebody gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!" the voice answers. Donald helps Sora up and they both read what's on the screen with screams of pain coming from outside the door. "There is a world out there that could end world boredom. I'll call it, Kingdom Fun! It'll have theme parks and candy and almost everything fun! Except work, that's not fun, that's evil" the computer reads. "I wanna go to Kingdom Fun!" Sora smiles. "Well then lets go" Donald opens the door. Goofy plops in looking pretty beatened up. "What happened to you?" Sora asks. "I tripped" Goofy answers.
Goofy and Donald leave the room, but Sora goes back to the heartless crest. "Heartless are stupid! Sora, the greatest dancer and keyblade master in the universe, wuz here. Riku iz hot. Kairi iz not!" he writes and then runs off to catch up with the others. "Heeeeey, now there's a giant hole here!" Sora points at the hole. He turns around, but slips. Sora fall down the hoooooooooooleeeeeeee (I should've said that in the first chapter). He keeps falling until he finds him and the others flying. "Now what?" Sora looks around. Chernebog's (I spelled it wrong I know) theme starts to play as he comes out of the volcano. "Isn't it hot in there?" Goofy asks. Suddenly, he starts to spit fire at them. "Are you crazy?" Sora flies towards him. He powers up his keyblade and throws a giant snowball at him. "What the heck? Even I can't do that!" Donald shakes his head. "Tis the season, Donald!" Sora holds up an ornament. Donald and Goofy float down into the volcano with Sora falling down and hitting the platforms. "Today's just not my day" Sora gets up and walks into the doorway. They walk through the destoryed looking room and walk over the dead bodies. "Man, people can't find beds now and days" Sora runs onto the hole. They run all the way to the next door. "Surprise!" a behemoth jumps at them (The first time I saw him coming I thought I was gonna die!). They fight it and blah blah blah blah and fight the other heartless (I thought I was done once I got rid of the last group, but they put more in to make my life worse!) until the crest breaks. "Oh yeah! Who da man?" Sora spins his keyblade. "Not you" Donald walks over to the crest. "Don't make me fry you!" Sora and Goofy follow him.
They find themselves in the room with fountains and a door and you know what mean. "Maybe this door leads to my closet world" Sora tries to turn the knob. "Hang on! I'm in the bathroom, I mean, this is the last haven you'll be in. Beyond there is no light to guide you, but don't be afraid, you hold the strongest weapon of all, besides your mouth and your idiotic brain!" the voice says. "Yeah, whatever" Sora opens the door. They're flashed back to the Destiny Islands. "Is this, is this my island?" Sora runs over to the sea. They look around and see a tree disappear (Oh, my gosh, I thought that was kinda funny!). "Echo!" Sora yells and he gets his echo back. "Yes! Now I get to be king of the islands!" Sora cheers. "I wonder if that drawing is still there of me being king of the islands" Sora runs over to the secret place (Those drawings kinda said what worlds they were going to. I even saw a drawing of a crossed out chocobo and they drew Donald instead!). "This world has been connected" Ansem's voice says. "What was that?" Goofy looks around to see other things disappear. "Man, somebody got here before me" Sora sighs. "Tied to the darkness" Ansem continues. "Yeah, blah blah blah dude" Sora makes a talking motion with his hand. "Oh, fine! Be that way!" Ansem pouts. The water turns purple and the ground cracks. A few feet or miles away, Riku is standing near the sea of grapes (Why else would the water turn purple?).