I had to cut that last chapter short! My hands were starting to hurt!
"Riku!" Sora runs down and over to him like a speeding bullet. "Take a look at this tiny place. An island prison, surronded by water, and this boy sought a way to escape his prison and he opened his heart to darkness" Riku says through Ansem's voice. "Hey Riku, you sound more manly" Sora smiles. "I'm not Riku!" he turns around and turns into Ansem. "Riku!" he reaches out to him. "It's no use, your voice can no longer reach him where he is. His heart belongs again to darkness" Ansem explains. "Here we go" Sora says quietly as he rolls his eyes. "All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness spreads within it, consumes it, such is its nature" Ansem explains. Sora turns around to see him behind him. "But you were just-" Sora points forward and turns around to see a stuffed dummy of Ansem. "In the end, all hearts return to the darkness from wence it came" Ansem finishes. "Dat's not true!" Sora jumps back.
"Sure the heart maybe weak, sexy, and hot and sometimes, may even give in. But I've learned, that deep down there's a light, that never goes out!" Sora throws his hand to the side. "That was beautiful" Goofy wipes a tears from his eye. "Oh, brother" Donald rolls his eyes. Ansem looks up and begins to float (Ooooh, so scary! NOT!) and crosses his arms as he looks down at Sora. "So, you've come this far and still you have learned nothing. Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness!" he summons his guardian. "Man, this guy is obsessed with darkness" Sora takes out his keyblade. Ansem's guardian starts to throw discs at them, but Sora guards and sends them back. "Man this fight is easy" Sora says as they begin to deplete his orange bar. "Insulant little" Ansem growls. "I know you didn't say anything about my mama!" Sora wacks him. "Submit!" Ansem yells as his guardian takes hold of Sora. He falls to the ground and clutches his suit. "Sora!" Donald yells. "I'm...I'm" Sora starts. He rips off his suit and swings them around. "I'm too sexy for my shirt!" he sings. "Oh my gosh" Donald backs up. "Help me, guys!" Sora starts rip off his underwear. "Ragnarok Ansem, Sora!" Donald points to Ansem. "Who me?" Ansem points to himself. "Yes you!" Goofy turns around to him. "Couldn't be" Ansem shrugs. "Then wh-" "Shut up!" Donald starts to cure Sora. "Open your heart to darkness!" Ansem says as Sora ragnarok Ansem. "Stop controlling me!" Sora hits him again. He runs away and Ansem calls his guardian back. "You are one sick dude!" Sora points as he puts on his clothes (They magically came back together!).
Sora gives him another wack and he starts to float away. "That's right! You better run!" Sora points. The island suddenly begins to shake and soon splits. "What type of messed up world IS this?" Sora looks up at the ripped trees. "He's in there!" Goofy points at the crater where Ansem is trying to catch the ball into the cup. "Then, in we go!" Sora jumps in, but Donald and Goofy are blocked out. "Ya cowards!" Sora shakes his fists at them. Darkside rises from the ground and prepares to fight. "Oh come on! I've fought you like 50 times and you still haven't done anything with your hair!" Sora complains. He jumps up and grabs one of his strands and ties it to his feet. "Give?" Sora asks. It shakes his head. "Fine, I'll have to chop of your head then" Sora takes out the keyblade. It shakes its head wildly, but Sora chops off his head anyways. "Easy as pie, or cake, or cheese" Sora thinks. Ansem pops out and sarts to fly at Sora. He casts aero on him and blocks Ansem's flying. "Anti-villian repelliant, works every time" Sora smiles. Ansem flies to the middle of the crater and his guardian jumps up. "What do you hope to accomplish?" Ansem asks. "Uh, what is cheese?" Sora asks, but is struck by lightning. "What type of jeapardy game is this?" Sora dodge rolls away from the guardian. Sora takes out a frying pan and a heartless plushie (Out of nowhere) and sets the heartless on fire. "Bam! Look at the heartless sizzle!" he shows it to them. The guardian faints and Ansem changes the area.
Finally, the trio is back together, but not for long. They look around and see a white door. "Blah blah blah, something something something something, Kingdom Fun! Look as hard as you can. You won't find the smallest glimmer of light. From within its depths are all hearts born, even yours" Ansem says. "What?" Sora asks and then they start to fall. Donald and Goofy are warped inside of that crazy portal as Sora is left to fall alone. "Giving up already? C'mon Sora, I know you're stronger than that. I know you want me badly" Riku's voice says in his mind. "Yes! Yes I do!" Sora flies up and takes out his keyblade. He looks at the giant, ugly hallucination. "Ewww, and I thought that picture of Sephiroth's bizzaro form was nasty" Sora looks away. Some lasers come out and start to shoot him down. "No fair! I don't have anything like that!" Sora flies over towards Ansem. He starts to wack at him until the lasers come back at him. "Still confused? Perhaps this will enlighten you!" Ansem sends off even more lasers. "No, I don't think I need anymore lessons thank you!" Sora flies down. He gets shot in the butt and goes down onto the platform. "Okay, that's it!" Sora gets up and flies straight at Ansem. For some odd reason, Sora omnislashes him and kills him (Hey, Cloud did that to Sephiroth). The crazy portal opens and he flies into it. "Who turned of the sun?" he looks around. Shadows start to come at him, but he easily finds them since their eyes are glowing. After defeating all of them, the room core glows. "Uh, oh" it says. Sora charges at it and slashes it a few times. "Hah!" Sora points as it explodes. He's thrusted out and now the artillery is firing at him.
"Missles ready" they aim. "Fire in the hole!" Sora throws some fire at them. He destroys them in one blast and heads into the next portal. "Now what?" Sora is in the dark place again. "Sora!" Goofy gets in front of him and blocks an attack from a dark ball. "Goofy? Where have you been?" Sora asks. "Here, there, everywhere!" Goofy kills the last one. "You killed my brother!" the room core appears. "Wouldn't you want to be an only child?" Sora starts to slash it. It explodes and they're thrusted back out to the outside. "Why do they keep sending me out here? I don't want to see this ugly thing anymore!" Sora complains. The head of it wakes up and starts to snap its jaws. "Can't reach me from here!" Sora turns around and slaps his butt at it. A lightning bolt strikes him and he stops. "Okay, maybe you can" Sora heads towards it. It blasts him away, but he keeps going back at it like a bug. "Die!" Sora yells as he keeps striking it. "Sora!" Goofy yells. "What?" Sora looks over to him. "It's dead now" Goofy points. Sora looks back to see it's not moving. "I guess it is" Sora puts away his keyblade, when it suddenly eats the both of them. "It's dead he says, it's no moving he says! I'm not gonna listen to you anymore!" Sora complains. "Guys!" Donald cheers. "Donald!" Goofy and Sora say at the same time. They start to fight the invisibles until the room core appears again. "No!" it cries. "Yes!" Sora yells and kills it.
They're thrusted, again, back to the outside. This time, the forcefield around the core of that thing is open. "I'm must be the reaper by the way I'm killing almost everybody" Sora heads to the core. He attacks and pokes it while Donald and Goofy take care of the artillery. "Are we done yet?" Sora ask after defeating the core. The heartless crest disappears from over Ansem and he wakes up. "Guess not" Donald shrugs. "One more for the team!" Sora clutches his keyblade. "Yeah!" Donald and Goofy say in unison. They charge at his face and start to attack him like crazy (That's what I had to do). "One" "Two" Three!" Sora and the others give him one last attack at the same time. "Who's the best?" Sora asks. "We're the best!" all three of them say at the same time. "Actually, I'm the best, but I'll give them some credit too" Sora thinks. "Blah blah blah, the keyblade alone cannot seal the door to darkness" Ansem turns all small and wimpy again. "Kingdom Fun, fill me with the power of darkness" he points to the door. "Will that be cash or check?" a voice asks. "Check" Ansem answers. The door cracks open a little bit. "Supreme darkness" Ansem says. "That'll cost you extra" the voice says. "Darn!" Ansem pouts. "Whatever! I know now, without a doubt (Donald: Or a brain), Kingdom Fun, is light!" Sora says. The door opens and shines a humoungous blinding light on everybody. "The liiiight! It buuuuurrrrrnsss!" Ansem covers his eyes. "Maybe that place should have been dark!" Sora looks away. Ansem suddenly explodes for some reason. "Wow, I guess that's what happens when you're obsessed with darkness" Goofy lands on the platform with Donald while Sora comes crashing down.
"Come on! We gotta seal the door!" Donald runs over to the door. "It's too big!" Sora tries to push it. "C'mon Sora! Together, we can do it!" Riku comes from behind the door. "Riku!" Sora's about to tackle Riku. "No time!" Riku puts a finger to Sora's forehead. "Fine" Sora gets back to pushing. "What's inside?" Goofy looks in the crack. All lot of Darksides come out, but are sooned destroyed by a flash of light. King Mickey pops up with all this light stuff coming from in front of him. "The king!" Goofy and Donald say at the same time. "That's your king? He's a mouse!" Sora points. "This world is starting to be ruled by animals!" Riku trembles. "Close the door! It's starting to get cold in here!" Mickey turns around. "But, Riku and you and my stuffed bunny!" Sora whines. "Don't worry Sora, there will always be a door to the light" Mickey asures him. "Is it in my closet?" Sora asks. "Um, maybe?" Mickey shrugs. "Hurry!" Donald starts to push harder. Riku turns to Sora in slow motion. "Kill her and take care of yourself" he gives him a quick kiss on the lips. Sora begins to cry and nods. "I'll kill her for you!" Sora looks up at him.
They close the door, at first on Riku's hand and then on his hair, but they close it! Sora jumps back and takes out his keyblade and Mickey takes out his. They seal the door and it goes away. "Riiiiiiikkkkkkuuuuuuuuuu!" Sora falls to his knees, but he turns around to find Kairi standing there like an idiot. "I gotta kill her fast!" he gets up and runs over to her. "Sora!" she opens her arms to him. "Die!" Sora jumps and slashes at her, but pushes her off instead. "And don't come back!" Sora yells down. "When you walk away, you don't hear me say, I hate you, oh yeah! Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. I hope you die!" the music begins to play as Destiny Islands comes back together. A few more minutes after the scene shows the Kairi being eatened by a shark with Sora laughing and pointing. The little scenes start to play after the song ends of what happens to other people. Pinoc is sitting on the mantel piece of the fireplace when he suddenly falls in. Gepetto (However you spell it) starts to freak out and tries to take him out. Leon, Yuffie, and Aerith are at Hollow Bastion (Not the real name!) in the library. Cid comes in with Cloud and shows him over to Aerith. "Kill her!" Cid gets behind him. "There's no way to kill a zombie!" Cloud freaks out. "To my world!" Cloud runs out the door with the others except Aeris.
Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz are sitting on top of the ruined Shinra building looking up at the stars. "We gotta look for brother" Kadaj looks up at the moon. "That seems a little hard" Loz groans. "Oh well" Yazoo rolls his eyes. "Sooooo, we gotta find the king?" Sora asks as they walk along that crazy long road that goes to nowhere in particular. "Yep" Donald looks up at him. "Man, they could be stuck in a hole by now!" Sora sighs. They all stop and sigh at the same time. Sora looks up and sees Pluto walking along with his wallet in his mouth. "Hey! You're the mutt who stole my wallet!" Sora growls. "Now calm down Sora" Goofy tries to calm him down. "Die!" Sora takes out his keyblade and starts to chase after Pluto. "Sora, wait!" Donald and Goofy chase after him over the looooooonnnnngggggg road to nowhere. "Remember Sora, you are the one, who will open the door. Which might be the door to a bunch of candy and some more toilet tissue!" the voice says. After the crazy attack of the credits end, Donald, Goofy, Riku, Sora and Kairi are sitting on that statue, but Sora is pushing Kairi off with his foot and is holding Riku while making some hyperactive smile.
It's not over yet! I'm making Deep Dive!