Disclaimer: Code Lyoko is not mine! If it was, Ulrich would be based off a real character. I only own me, Majik, Jet, Tekirai and the loaf of French bread used as a weapon. I also don't own our special guest who will appear later on.

YAYYY! Our school's basement flooded so I'm off today and tomorrow. :D that means zippity-dee updates from this fanfic! I'm happy that I got a good few nice reviews. 083 :dances to the CL song she's listening to:

Tekirai: In case you're wondering, we are the author's virtual alter egos. Hi, I'm the one who writes the story!

Jet: Hi, I'm Spongebob!

Tekirai: ..no you're not.

Jet: Why do you have to torment me so much?

Tekirai: It's because you suck. Anyway, since we're so bad, we are going to answer reviews in a fanfic!

Jet: Because we love the rules so much.

captain deoxys: maybe…coughlookatthedisclaimercough!

Angelbolt: glad you think it's funny. I love making people laugh!

Long lost sorrow: CAMP LAZLO HATERS UNITE! It doesn't play in the UK until November 1st. Nope, Robotboy will be my new newest-cartoon favourite!

JeremiexAelita 4ever: trust me, the rest of the story will be a lot better.

This chapter is dedicated to…captain deoxys! For being my first reviewer!

Chapter 2 – The Fun Begins!

'Blah blah blah, geez. This wasn't as boring when I watched the episode before.' Tessa sighed as the two reporters droned on and on.

Majik didn't reply. 'Uhh, Majik?'

She looked more closely at his screen. Immediately she slapped him.

'GUAH! I'M UP I'M UP, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHO- oh uhh..' a pixel sweatdrop appeared. 'Hi.'

'Majik, computerised thingies like you do not need go to school. Got that?'

'Yes, mo- OW!'

'Just shut it, will you?' she said as she turned back. 'YAY! IT'S ULRICH!'

Majik groaned. From her tone of voice, it seemed like this Ulrich kid was her favourite character.

Tessa turned to him after seeing another person in the building. 'Well Majik, ready for your first job?'

Majik gulped as he let the small girl open the current scene's transcript.

-Through the peephole...-

'And here's the principal's daughter, Sissi!' Milly stated. 'Let's try and ask her a few questions.'

'Sissi, a few words for our viewers?'

The conceited girl tapped her foot. 'Sorry munchkins,' she said while one of her cronies, Herb, blocked Tamiya's camera. That was the end of their so-called report. 'I only talk to pros.'

'But it's for the school newspaper! We have the right-'

'Milly, little dipsticks like you have no rights, got that?'

God I hate her so much..

'Besides, you probably don't even have a date for the dance. And nobody would want to date a big baby.'

AGAIN WITH THE MEANNESS. Pfft.

Milly froze. She didn't want to let Sissi catch her out like this. Looking around, she set eyes on her only chance of getting out of this mess.

'U-U-Ulrich?'

Uh oh.

Ulrich turned in surprise. He hadn't noticed the whole scenario that just took place. Instead, he was more interested in the girl that was on the stepladder in front of him. (mweehee.. )

'Ulrich, would you..would you be my date?' the small girl asked as tears started rolling down her cheek, her face blushing.

This instanly put Ulrich in an awkward position. 'Uhh..'

Odd wore a skeptical look as he looked at him. 'This'll be good.' He thought. To make matters worse, Yumi had just climbed back down the stepladder.

-Badabing! ...-

'Majik could you work any slower?' Tessa asked impatiently as she tried to type on the confounded device.

'For your sake, yes. But by what's happening in there, I won't. Usually I would for my own amusement.'

Tessa glared at him as she finished what she was doing. 'Ok, let's hope this works!'

-Now, back to the problem inside.-

Ulrich was now blushing as Yumi stared first at Milly, then at Ulrich.

'Uhh, sorry Milly. I'm too old for you. Besides..' he had look away to hide his blush.

'IalreadypromisedtogowithYumi.' He said quickly. Yumi blushed.

Milly broke into tears at this. Ulrich suddenly wondered if he did the right thing.

Sissi laughed. 'See Milly? I told you! I- MMPH!' she tried to say something but she couldn't. It was as if she lost her voice.

A boy- well, something that looked like one anyway, walked into the hallway. Milly almost fainted after seeing him.

The boy's appearance was very..unusual. He had a white face with a blue mask-like face marking, with red eyes. His neck looked a lot like it had white feathers on it and he wore almost the same clothes as Ulrich, except blue and white. The only things that stook out besides the face, neck and ears were the blue triangle-like wings and the long, blue tail.

'Uhh…hi?'

Milly blinked.

The creature cleared its throat. 'Uhh, you're Milly, right? Well umm, I'm Jet and I'm kind of new around here, and I was wondering..' he drifted off. Milly stared at him.

'Would you like to go to the prom with me? Unless you already asked someone..'

Sissi, Herb and Nicolas just stared. 'WHAA?'

Ulrich, Yumi and Odd stared. 'WHAA?

Tamiya stared. 'WHAA?'

The stepladder who suddenly grew eyes stared. 'WHAA?'

-WHAA?-

Tessa, who was looking through the window, cheered. 'YAYYY!'

Majik looked away. 'Did I leave that kettle on in that alley..?'

-Tsk, be the odd one out, why don't you...-

Milly squealed in delight. 'Oh, I'd love to!'

Jet cheered. 'WOO! Great!' he cried as they ran off together.

Sissi just stared. 'I can't believe that dork! Why did he go out with some baby, when he could have gone out with ME?'

A loaf of french bread hit Sissi squarely on the back of her head. The figure who threw it jumped behind Odd without him noticing. 'What the..' There was something written on the bread. It read: (hey, that rhymed!)

HAHAHA! BOOYAH! SUCKS TO YOU, SISSI!

Luv Tekirai

P.S Crazy cows will start attacking in the next three seconds after you read this sentence.

Sissi stared at it, 'What the hell is that supposed to mean?'

She was cut off by a stampede of crazy cows who appeared in a poof cloud of hairbrushes.

'MOO!' They cried as they stomped with their mighty feet!

-We interrupt your reading for a pointless message-

Jet: …ok, that was just stupid.

Tekirai: You try writing for once!

Jet: Fine, maybe I will in a future chapter!

-Here we go!-

The cows all disppeared after a few minutes, leaving Sissi lying there with hoof marks all over her. She stood up and ran off crying, with Herb and Nicolas in hot pursuit.

The figure who threw the bread started laughing behind Odd so hard she fell over. She looked a lot like like Jet, except she had a happier look in her eyes and she was red and white unlike Jet, who was blue and a lot bigger.

'Hahaha, Tekirai strikes again!' she managed to say before breaking into another laughing fit.

Eventually, she noticed Ulrich, Yumi and Odd were staring at her like she was some kind of idiot and she ran off to god knows where, not leaving behind the bread of course.

'Well, that was different.' Yumi said before they went back to decorating.

-Success?-

'Haha! YES!' Tessa yelled, pumping her fist in the air. 'It worked! Boy that was fun!'

Majik laughed. 'I have to say that was hilariously stupid and random.'

Tessa stopped to look at him, an evil glint in her eye. 'But Majik,' she said softly, 'It's just beginning!'

Majik stared. 'What do you have in mind?'

'I have an idea, but can you make some sort of goggles that block things?'

'..why?'

'It involves us going into Sissi's room. If the episode plot is still going strong, she'll be getting ready for the dance and she'll be wearing nothing but underwire by the time we're in there.' She tried not to throw up.

Majik made a sick face. 'Thank god you said that, I can do it.'

Tessa rubbed her hands together evily like Mr Burns. 'Excellent..now we just need to go to Jet's room.'

'He has a room here?'

'He's my virtual alter ego and I say he does!'

'OK.'

-wheee-

'So, you have a dorm here too?' Milly asked as Jet looked for his dorm key.

'Yep, it's right next to my friend Tekirai's, too.'

Milly looked puzzled. 'Tekirai?' she asked as Jet unlocked his door.

Jeng Kang closed his eyes and folded his arms. 'She's the one who helped you with the Sissi problem. Heh, you should have seen what happened after we left.'

'Do you know what happened?'

'Let's just say it involved a lot of cows.'

'Ouch..'

They walked into Jets room. It had all sorts of random decorations. There were Pokemon figurines and discarded CDs everywhere. On his bedside table sat his alarm clock and a red orb that looked like it had a fire inside. Next to the table was an electric guitar.

There was one object that made Milly ask about it.

'Jet?'

'Yes?'

'Any particular reason why there's a dinosaur plushie in your room?' (uhh...hint?)

Jeng Kang gasped. 'How can you say that?' he said while picking up the plushie and giving it a quick hug. 'Godzilla rules!'

Milly just stared at him and tried to think of another topic.

'So…you like Puffy AmiYumi?'

Jet: DUNDUNDUUUUUUN!

Tekirai: Shut up.

Jet: Well you stuck me with that Milly girl, I need payback! PAAAYBACK!

Tekirai: Whatever. We'll be having little scenarios at the and and start of every chapter from now on.

Jeng Kang: YAY! Please review! (puppy eyes)

Tekirai: Jet with puppy eyes? That's a rare sight...