Disclaimer: Para o amor do queijo eu não possuo o código Lyoko!

ok, yesterday was the best day. Ever. I received a phone call and it went like this:

'BLAH BLAH BLAH due to health and safety reasons, years 8, 9, and 10 are not permitted to come into school on Thursday and Friday.'

So that meant an extra week off school for Halloween! YAYYY!

I'm extremely happy that I'm getting so many nice reviews, you guys are the best! D

Angeltbolt: -sweatdrop- yes, I used their names because I liked them. Kill me all you want, I've died 36 times already anyway.

Jet: ..you what?

Tekirai: What? It's true! I'M A GHOST AND CAN DO THINGS, YAY!

Jet: Okaaay…why don't we give them the story now?

Tekirai: MY POT PIE! Sure! Want some of my Sugar-Sugar Stick?

Jet: If it involves being as hyper as you, no.

Tekirai: OKIES HERE WE GOEZ!

Chapter 3 – YAY!


One happee day in Monkey Land, a talking cheese with a rainbow hat was dancing around a field of flowers.

'I CAN SEE MY FEET, I CAN SEE MY KNEE, I CAN SEE MY-'


Jet: START THE REAL BLOODY STORY ALREADY!

Tekirai: MAKE ME!

Jeng Kang: Fine, you've already written it anyway! Moron...

The Real Chapter 3 – 'Tis Coming Together


After a long discussion of music, life, and other stuff that teens talk about, the new 'couple' left Jeng Kang's room.

Tessa crashed through the door with a toy gun.

'FREEZE!'

Majik just flew in beside her. 'Pathetic. You couldn't get any more random if a helicopter full of sandwiches and pillows suddenly landed in this room and the driver screamed 'I AM PIE! SING WITH ME WHILE I HUG YOU!''

She stared at him. It took Majik a while to realise what he just said.

'Aww crud, I'm starting to rub off on you!' He groaned.

Tessa shook her head. 'Whatever,' she looked around the room. 'Now, where's that good ol' plushie…AHA!'

She picked up the small toy and turned to Majik. 'This Majik,' she announced while showing him the doll, 'Is the key to our fun and enjoyment!'

Majik stared stupidly. 'We're going to re-enact Godzilla? Sweet! I've got dibs on being a building!'

'No, ya pancake. This is what XANA's going to take over in today's episode!'

The device had a look of confusion. 'Isn't it supposed to be a teddy bear?'

'Bah, nobody will even REMEMBER that it was originally a teddy bear.'

Majik nodded. 'Ok, I'm in. But, don't mind me asking,' he started.

'..what did you do with the teddy bear?'

'That's for me to know and for you to find out. Let's jet before Jim starts skipping around.'

-Fork-

'WAHHH! MY TEDDY BEAR! WHY DO THE CUTE, 100 PERCENT COTTON PLAYTHINGS DIE SO YOUNG!'

-Spoon please?-

Sissi was still raging about what happened earlier. 'Stupid blue bird..thing, ruined my only chance of showing that dipstick Milly her true age group..' she grumbled. (no matter how many times I read that sentence I keep thinking it says 'lipstick'. oO)

Herb and Nicolas were still following her, even when they came up to her dorm room.

It took a while for Sissi to realise what they had followed them into her room, until she picked them up by their collars and literally kicked them out of her room.

'That's what you get for following the star of the school into her own room! Scram, you wannabes!' she screamed before closing the door as Nicolas and Herb slowly slid down from their place on the wall.

-Imagination and humor make you live-

'YEAH!' Tessa yelled before kicking down the door to the garden shed. 'Wow, I didn't know I could do that!'

She turned to her computer friend. 'OK Majik, don't say anything.'

The girl stopped to breath in as Majik turned off his ability to hear.

'OH GODZILLA, GODZILLA,' Tessa bawled, 'WHYYY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN TO ME? I HATE EVERYBODY, BUT MAINLY JIM, YUMI, ULRICH, SISSI AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAP KIDS THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER!'

Majik noticed the light bulb starting to flicker. 'OK Tessa, it's working!'

Tessa jumped up from her spot on the floor, leaving the Godzilla plushie where it was.

'Awesome! Up for some coffee and croissants?' she said as they left the shed.

'I'd rather fancy a muffin. Besides, I dread to think what coffee would do to you.' Majik replied dully as they walked away from the shed.

Back in the shed however, the light bulb continued to flicker until a familiar black smoke oozed out of it. It zipped around the shed.

'Let's see, what will I take over this time?' it thought. 'Let's see: leaf blower, no. Pitchfork, no. Bat with nails, no. Flamethrower marked 'Jimmy', ..NO. Dinosaur plushie with..the thoughts of a distressed child? Let's go with that.'

The gas floated over to the small toy and started to slowly take over every part of its cottony body..

'RAWRNESS!'

-AHHH! Mmm, muffins...-

Tessa and Majik were coming back from a nearby café. Poor Majik was forced to listen to another of Tessa's random and pointless stories.

'And I say to this guy, 'if you like tacos so much then why don't you just get one?' and he says- oh look, Majik! It worked!' she exclaimed while pointing excitedly at the garden shed.

Well, what was left of it anyway.

Majik stared. 'Whoa, what the hell happened? It's like a Garden Centre exploded here!'

'Don't you get it Majik? Good old X.A.N.A must have taken over Godzilla Jr.! My plan is working!' She stopped to add a quick dance with leprechaun music in the background before talking again.

'Now, next stop: Sissi's room! Better get those goggles, Majik, 'cause we are gonna NEED them.'

-We are soldiers looking for our dinosaur!-

Majik and Tessa- goggled up of course- wandered around the dorm building until they finally found the side that Sissi's window was at.

( I just made a burrito out of a piece of Blu Tak! Go me! OK, on with the story...-.-;)

Majik, who had the ability to levitate in case you forgot, flew up to Sissi's window with Tessa holding on to him.

'You know,' Tessa whispered, 'I'm tempted to start singing 'I Believe I Can Fly' but I won't.'

'Good. Don't.'

'Scout's honour' She said while saluting.

'Ok, this should be her ro- bingo. I'd recognise that horrible face anywhere.'

Tessa nodded and looked inside. She could see the plushie underneath Sissi's bed.

Talk about a cliché. 'There's a monster under my bed!'

Majik flew closer towards the window. 'I've got it, hold on.'

The plushie started to glow blue as it quickly whizzed past a singing Sissi into Tessa's arms.

'Gotcha, you little- OW! WTF? Holy crap, it bit me!'

Majik gave her a -.- look. 'It's a flipping dinosaur. What do you expect?'

'I see no flipping dinosaurs.' Tessa said confusedly while looking around. Majik anime-fainted, if a typewriter can do that.

Tessa's face lit up. 'I've got a plan!' she said, holding the still struggling dinosaur. She threw it away far into the distance. 'Can you make a clown costume turn me into a ghost, Majik?'

Majik groaned. 'I'm not sure if I like where this is going...'

'Just keep quiet and do your job.'

'Yes sir!'

-Readers, start your goggles!-

Sissi was talking to herself again. Typical.

'To think that a bunch of babies will be at our school prom, unbelievable..' she said while searching around for one of those mudpacks.

She'd only ripped the packet open halfway until something popped up in front of her. Something big, red, and yellow.

'SHIBBLE BIBBLE BEEBLE BOBBER!' Tessa shrieked, waving her arms around like a windmill.

(uhuh, I have no life :3)

Sissi screamed in horror and ran out of her room so quickly her room tipped sideways.

Tessa span around in the air. 'Ahahahaha! That was so much fun!'

Majik was sweatdropping again. (That doesn't sound right…)

'Now that you've finished being a total moron, can we leave now?'

Tessa turned back into a person with her normal clothes. 'Yeah, we'll need to find something to do until the Lyoko gang grab hold of Jim's drawing. Let's go be ducks now.'

'OK. …what?'

-Fluffy Marshmallow Land Rocks-

Jim sighed as he looked at where the once proud garden shed stood. It was tough being a teacher, especially since he had to do all the watching over.

Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.

Jim looked around? 'Who's out there?' he said fearfully. 'I-I-I'm a black belt!'

STOMP. STOMP.

'I'm wa-warning you!'

That was the last thing he said before a giant figure stepped out.

A scream echoed throughout the school grounds.

-In the forest-

Jet's feathers stood on end. 'What was that? I thought I heard someone screaming..'

After Operation C.O.W (Courageously Optical Walloping) succeeded, the two Eons ran off into the forest to hide, since Tessa had ordered a 'friend' to go around after them.

Jet was sitting in a tree while Tekirai was leaning against the trunk, eating the bread from earlier.

'It was probably that idiot Tessa torturing someone with that typewriter friend of hers.' The Latias look-alike replied, ears twitching.

Jet sighed and put his arms behind his head.

'That girl makes me wonder sometimes.' He murmured before falling asleep.

Tekirai, annoyed, groaned and tossed the loaf at Jet's face, causing him to wake up and fall out of the tree and land on his head.

'OW! What was that for?'

Tekirai grinned innocently in her cat-like way. 'What was what for?'

Jet growled as he sat up again. 'Don't play dumb with me, I saw you!'

'I thought you were asleep!'

'You've forgotten abouth that whole 'telephatic...us' thingy, Teki. I saw the whole thing.'

'But what if it was…umm…a random squirrel dressed like me that did it?'

'Squirrel my ass! Tell me you did it, NOW!'

Their continuous bickering could be heard everywhere.

-Fights are fun. Popcorn is optional-

Mr Delmas sighed. 'Jim, are you sure this was your attacker?' He asked again, studying Jim's attempt at drawing the figure that just attacked him.

Jim nodded frantically.

'And it was 50 feet tall?'

Frantic nod.

'I think it's best if we don't call the police.'

Jim gave a wail as he pulled the bed covers over his head.

The principal sighed as he closed the infirmary door.

Odd had gone for a stroll after having a good laugh about how dramatically Sissi claimed that she was 'attacked by a giant floating clown'.

'Odd?' Mr Delmas asked curiously, 'What are you doing here?

The purple boy tried to think of some excuse.

'Uhm..I was going to..see Jim, yeah! Do they know who attacked him?'

Mr Delmas hesitated. 'Erm, Jim's still a little traumatized after what happened.' He said while putting the paper he was holding in the waste basket nearby. 'I think it's best if we let him rest.'

After the principal left, Odd ran over to the basket, picked up the ball of paper and unwrapped it.

It was…a dinosaur!


Jet: I had to stop here. I'd continue if we didn't have to go to the movies now, and we'll be too tired to keep writing when we come back. Wallace and Gromit rules!

-Tekirai runs past wearing a Santa hat-

Tekirai: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Jet: Excuse me while I go catch my crazy friend. We'll see you next time, when the Lyoko gang take a closer look at the dinosaur problem while Tessa's one-guy patrol is still looking for me and Tekirai. Please review!

Tekirai: CUZ WE JUST LUUUUV PANCAKES! WHEE!

PS – there was a cameo in here somewhere! Whoever spots it will win…something.

'Fire in the morning, fire in the evening, fire at suppertime..'