Disclaimer: Has anyone noticed that zombie William looks like a old man? ROFL! I do not own Code Lyoko! Part of your nutritious breakfast.

Yay! I finally updated! I want to thank all of you who reviewed my other story, it really made me happy that I got some laughs. Hehe, especially the end! I knew I'd get shocked reviews because of that! Anyway, this is the chapter that has all of the building-crashing action you all wanted. Randomness is out the window for now (well, most of it anyway, keke) so sit back and enjoy the show!

Jet: 'Show'?

Tekirai: Is it not a story?

Jet: Well DUHH.

Tekirai: Who are you anyway?

Jet: ...did you bang your head off a tree?

Tekirai …why?

Jet: How the heck should I know?

Tekirai: Anyways, have you seen that robot anywhere?

Nyobot: Meow.

Tekirai: There he is!

Jet: Well that was pointless of you. I'll answer the reviews! WEEEE

Sithking Zero: author note. Randomness will go down.

A Breath Of Fresh Napalm: author note. Also I've been planning to do something related to your remote idea in a later chapter.

Long lost sorrow: Just let me know if there's anything you don't understand and I'll…do…something. xD

Tekirai: Thanks for reviewing everybody! It's greatly appreciated!

Nyobot: I'm hungry.

Chapter 4 – Mindless Destruction

'XANA,' Ulrich said slowly as he looked at the crude drawing in his hands, 'in a stuffed dinosaur.'

Jeremie frowned. 'He's always there when you least expect him.'

'Well guys, who goes and who stays?' asked Odd excitedly, hoping to be the lucky person.

Tessa and Majik were standing behind one of the pillars in the breezeway that they were in, (you know those one-walled hallways with pillars at the other side?) listening to their conversation.

'Well,' Tessa said confidently, 'My plan should be working fine.'

Majik swivelled round and stared at her. 'Do you even know what you're doing here?'

'Yes.'

'I'm worried about that.'

Tessa shook her head and watched Odd and Jeremie run back into the building as Ulrich ran towards the forest.

She turned to the device. 'C'mon, let's go.'

-Majik Fishbone, Mysteries!-

Ulrich sighed as he searched around for any clues of a small stuffed toy on the rampage. The problem was, he didn't really know what he was looking for.

It wasn't as if he was looking for a sign spray-painted with the message 'Dino wuz here' or anything, after all.

'Come on,' he murmured impatiently. 'There's got to be SOMETHING around here…'

As if the lord of coincidence himself heard him, his answers lay right in front of him.

In giant, dinosaur-foot-like crater form.

'Holy crap…' both Ulrich and Tessa said silently.

He was shocked. Tessa however was delighted.

'Coolio! I didn't know it'd go THAT big!' she said excitedly. Majik didn't say anything.

Ulrich took out the flashlight he happened to have brought with him and examined the footprints. All he could gather is that it was big, it had claws…

…and it got out of the school.

His cellphone rang at this point. He plugged in the hands-free device so that he could communicate with his friend while at the same time taking a closer look at the footprints.

'Well Ulrich, how's it going over there?'

'We've got a problem.' He said as he directed the light at the closest crater. 'A big one! That little plushie isn't so little anymore, and it broke out of the school!'

-Uh oh spaghettios-

Their pink humanoid friend wasn't too happy at the sound of this. Slowly, piece-by-piece, she figured out what was going on here.

'If it's under XANA's control,' she said slowly and worriedly, 'it'll only get madder. It'll go after anyone, especially his mortal enemies.'

'Like you!'

-Oh no!-

It took Ulrich a little while to think about this. All of the people attacked so far had something to do with Milly. First Sissi, then Jim, who else was there?

His mouth gaped slowly in horror as the next victim dawned upon him.

'YUMI!' He cried as he jumped over what was left of the school fence and ran off in the direction of Yumi's house.

Tessa jumped up. 'C'mon! We've gotta go after him!'

-Back with the Eon Twins-

Jet raised an eyebrow as he looked at his fellow Eon friend who was doing something with paint.

'…Teki?'

She turned around. 'Yes?'

'What are you doing?'

'Paintin' road signs.'

She said it so casually Jet almost anime fainted. 'Why?'

'There's nothing to do around here.'

Jet turned to look at the signs she had created so far: Good children, Bad children, Don't feed the robots and an upside-down car saying 'Oops'.

Not very creative for someone with a highly colourful imagination.

'You know,' he said as he picked up a sign with a picture of some cheese on it, 'I'd expect more randomness from you.'

Tekirai's eyebrow twitched. 'If you were bored with absolutely nothing to do, you'd do dumb things too!'

'I wish there was something fun we could do…' Jet sighed.

He was answered with a huge stomping sound.

They both jumped at the sound and turned to each other excitedly.

'Time for some fun!' they cried as they flew off in the direction of the sound.

-They can FLY-

Ulrich growled as the beeping tone played continuously at the other end of the line. 'C'mon! Answer!'

The phone however didn't have any opinion on this as it couldn't talk, and thus he ended the call. He'd have to warn her the hard way.

Not far away from where Ulrich was, Tessa looked around the town confusedly.

'Where the hell did he go?' She said annoyed. 'Why does he have to have such a taste in clothing he blends in with everything? I don't know where to go know!'

Majik shook his 'head'. He knew something would happen.

'Well?' she asked him, 'Any suggestions?'

STOMP.

'Uh, how about RUN!'

They zipped off in no particular direction, and eventually they arrived near Yumi's house.

Tessa wiped her forehead. 'Well! That was easy!' she said confidently.

They saw Ulrich ringing Yumi's doorbell.

A very familiar 'ding-dong' disturbed Yumi's current thoughts. Sighing, she stepped out of the bath and dried herself quickly.

'I'm coming, I'm coming…' she murmured as she put on her clothes and dashed down the stairs to the front door. She opened it to find..

'Ulrich?'

He burst in through the door and seized her by the wrists.

'Hey! Watch it, will you?'

'Sorry! Are your parents home?'

'No, they went out. Why-'

'Ok, let's go!' He said quickly as he dragged her outside.

Yumi pulled her hands free angrily. 'Do you mind explaining?'

Ulrich had a frantic look in his eyes, which dampened her anger. If Ulrich was panicking, something was terribly wrong.

He was going to answer until another large 'stomp' cut him off.

Ulrich dragged her along with him. 'That should be enough of an answer for you, c'mon!'

-Tralalalala...-

Tessa squeaked as the giant creature approached. It was just your average dinosaur, except very, VERY green.

'IT'S BAD CINEMA ALL OVER AGAIN!' she screamed as it stomped with its mighty crushing foot. (I love saying that! xD )

She dodged it and ran swiftly behind Yumi and Ulrich with Majik hot on her heels.

'Note to self: leave the gigantic dinosaur chase scenes to the stunt doubles!' Majik cried as he floated up next to Tessa.

She turned around to see the dinosaur again to see how far it was, until she noticed something on the dinosaur's head.

'What the hell is that?' she said, squinting while running backwards at the same time.

'ROAR! I'M THE SINGING DINOSAUR!' a voice boomed across the town.

You can guess who it was. It was Tekirai with a megaphone. With Jet with his face buried in his hands next to her. Tessa almost died.

'I thought I sent that jerkoff to get them!' she said to herself.

-Sing-along Time?-

Tekirai giggled. 'Let's sing a special song for all those who are about to get stomped on!'

Ulrich and Yumi were oblivious to all of this, ironically enough. All they cared about was getting away from the giant monster that was behind them.

Yumi spotted a nearby store entrance. 'Quick! That way!'

They skidded to a halt and dashed inside, hoping that the monster wouldn't see them.

Jet was getting annoyed. He couldn't let Tekirai just scream random song lyrics into the megaphone like that.

'JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAYYYY….' Tekirai sang horribly.

'You're giving me a migraine here!' Jet said angrily.

'YAY! Even better!'

'Just give me the damn microphone!'

'NEVA!' she cried as she slid down the dinosaur's back and onto the pavement below. 'HAHA! Beat that!' she called up to him.

Seconds later, Jet landed beside her.

'D'aww crap..'

'GET BACK HERE!'

They dashed off past Tessa and Majik, who were gawking at them and the dinosaur at the same time, and Ulrich and Yumi were still hiding in the store entrance.

Seeing two brightly coloured meals zipping away, the monster stomped down after them, past Ulrich and Yumi's hiding place, which made the glass doors shatter and scatter pieces everywhere.

They pressed towards each other trying to avoid the glass, until they realised their position and started blushing. Eventually they dashed out of their hiding place and ran back towards the school.

Majik snorted. 'Well that was pointless.'

Tessa however was all sparkle-eyed and sighing dreamily. 'Are you KIDDING! This was even better in real life than on TV!'

Ulrich called Jeremie and the monster stomped after them once again. 'Jeremie, it's Ulrich! Yumi's with me, we're going back to the school to evacuate the building! Tell Odd to move it!'

Tessa and Majik tore off after them, no sign of Jet or Tekirai anywhere.

-Wow, big paragraph.-

They soon arrived in front of the gym outside.

Yum took the mobile away from her ear. 'Odd still hasn't found the activated tower.'

Ulrich panted and then stood up. 'You take care of the dorms, I'll take care of the gym.'

Yumi nodded in agreement and they both ran off to their destinations.

Tessa fell out of the tree she was hiding in.

'OW.'

She brushed herself off and ran off after Ulrich.

Majik sighed. 'Either this is a pure fangirl I'm hanging out with, or she knows what's happening!' He yelled out to no one in particular and flew off behind her.

-Disco balls are pretty, aren't they?-

'Wow. Colours.'

They had arrived inside the gym. Tessa did not like the lights. Majik did, strangely enough.

The whole gym was covered in colour, streamers or balloons, with a song blazing out in the background

Tessa twitched. 'Bright thingies..infesting..brain…DEAR GOD I'M BLIND!' she fell to the floor, foot twitching. Majik sweatdropped.

Ulrich was moving around the gym, trying to find something to attract everyone's attention.

'And now, ladies and gentlemen! It's time for the judging of this year's Beauty Queen!' the principal's voice roared out over the crowd.

Ulrich snapped his fingers. 'That's it!' He dashed towards the table beside the stage, hoping his plan would work.

'And here is our first candidate!' Mr Delmas announced as Sissi trounced forward proudly. This was her moment, her time in the spotlight.

'STOP!'

Well, there's that out the window.

Ulrich's so called plan: standing on top of a table with a microphone?

'You have all got to get out of here! Now, keep calm.'

The crowd murmured confusedly.

'I'm not joking, this is serious. We are about to be attacked by a gigantic dinosaur!'

So much for the plan.

Everyone burst out laughing at this. Ulrich gulped, not knowing what to do.

'AHA!' Jim yelled, 'I knew it! I saw it too! I saw the giant monster too!'

Sissi couldn't take it anymore.

'Shut up! Shut up, all of you! Can't you see what he's trying to do? It's to stop me from winning this year's contest!'

She brushed some of her hair onto her shoulder. 'A giant dinosaur, c'mon! Godzilla would have been more amusing.'

Isn't it amazing how coincidence works? At that exact moment, everyone's favourite terror from 5 minutes ago crashed through the door, like the jug of Kool-Aide from Family Guy.

If it were human, it'd be saying 'HERRRRRRE'S JOHNNY!' But it wasn't. Let's all cry about it for 3.2 nanoseconds and go on with the story.

Ulrich stared at it. 'Oh crud! Odd better have found the tower now!'

Tessa, now awake, was running around in circles screaming. She dived behind the snack table.

'What's wrong with you?' Majik said, peering over the punch bowl.

Tessa had one of those goopy scared anime faces. 'I'M SCARED OF FIGHTING BIG THINGS!'

'Oh for the love Pete…'

'Who's Pete?'

The dinosaur's XANA symbolized eyes flashed as it focused on Ulrich. He jumped from the table and tried to run away, but the creature managed to have a swipe at him. This caused the windows to shatter, and a certain black-haired girl outside saw this.

'Ulrich!'

He lay there on the ground, battered and bruised. He raised his head just in time to see the dinosaur raise its…hand, ready to strike.

-Meanwhile, in everyone's favourite virtual world…-

AELITA

-OMG!-

Ulrich cringed as he braced himself for the impact

-HE'S GONNA DIE!-.

CODE:

L-Y-O-K-O

-Ehh, it was obvious-

Ulrich opened his eyes to see the dinosaur's claw inches from his face. He also got to see a girl in a red shirt run screaming at the dinosaur, foldable chair raised.

'EAT CHAIR, YOU GREEN BASTARD!' she screamed before slamming it into its face. Nothing happened. Tessa was very disappointed.

'Aww! No fair, I wanted to see it blow up or something relevant!'

Majik shook his 'head' as Yumi ran inside and saw Ulrich's battered body on the ground. 'Ulrich!'

He sat up as she ran over. 'Ulrich, are you okay?'

'Uhh, sure..' He said before Yumi cut him off with a warm embrace, causing him to blush.

Tessa had a cat-like smile. (Y'know, like this:3 )'Aww, that's so CUTE!'

Suddenly, a bright wall of light started to close in around them.

'OOOH, PRETTY!'

'Ready for a trip into the past, Yumi?'

That's the last they said as they were surrounded with the angelic light.

-Pretty indeed...-

Tessa shook her head and looked around her. She was at the window of the main building where Milly and Tamiya were, just like she was previously.

Majik floated up to her face. 'Well, I have to say, that was fun! Which episode do you want to go to next?'

'Hmm.' She thought about it for a second.

'Log Book!' Tessa said finally.

Majik started to spin around. 'Ok, here we go!'

They disappeared in a poof of digitalized smoke.

Nyobot: (tries to eat the chapter)

Tekirai: NO, BAD ROBOT! NO EAT CHAPTER! BAD!

Nyobot: Well I'm hungry!

Jet: Can't you shut that thing up?

Nyobot: FEED ME SOMETHING! CHAINSAWW!

Tekirai: Please review! We have cookies... :D

Jet: Free of dioxins!

(cricket chirp)

Jet: ..never mind. Just review or whatever.

Nyobot: (eats cookies) Yay!

Tekirai and Jet: HEY!