Chapter 3.
A/N: Here we go folks, chapter 3 is up, and like the interviewer said last time…. It's…. KYO! I dedicate this chapter to all of those people who have reviewed me in the past! Thanks for your support! (By the way, Kyo might be a bit out of character, if he is, sorry about that!)
Interviewer: Hello! Hello! Hello! And welcome to another mind boggling show of….. 'An Interview With Fruits Basket!" Now before we get this show on the road, I would just like to apologise to you about last weeks' happenings. I am now getting some help and soon everything should be back to normal! Hopefully…… ANYWAY! I bet you're all dying to meet the guest for this weeks show huh? Well wait no longer! Here he is, the ginger haired cat that we all know and love…….. KYO SOHMA! (crowd cheers!)
Kyo: (comes sulkily onto the stage, and sits down, looking like 'Why the hell am I here!') ………………
Interviewer: (mutters) YES! It looks like this week is going to be A-OK! (normal voice) Hello and welcome Kyo! Thank you for coming to speak with us today!
Kyo: Yo.
Interviewer: Well…. Erm, let's get on with it shall we! FIRST QUESTION! We all know that on stage there is a hint of romance between yourself and the cute Tohru Honda! Can you tell us if you feel the same way about each other out of the show?
Kyo: (interviewer hits a 'sore spot'!) HEY NO WE DON'T! AND DON'T CALL HER CUTE, YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THAT STUPID DOG, AND THAT PERVERTED SNAKE!
Interviewer: Oh, erm… ok sorry, didn't mean to offend you Kyon-Kyon….
Kyo: AND DON'T CALL ME THAT! WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE, AND CALLING ME BY THAT SUPID NAME?
Interviewer: Well… um, I thought that most people called you that… Kyon-Kyon!
Kyo: YEAH! BUT THOSE PEOPLE HAVN'T LIVED TO SEE ANOTHER DAY, AFTER I'VE DEALT WITH THEM!
Interviewer: Oh yes! for And erm… that leads us up to our next question you…. Erm… Kyo! NEXT QUESTION! In Fruits Basket, you are always fighting with the charming, and unbeatable Yuki Sohma, what can you tell me about your relationship out of the show?
Kyo: WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS THINK THAT THAT DAMN RAT CAN BEAT ME! HE'S JUST A PRISSY BOY THAT NEEDS TO GET A LIFE! (turns to the camera) YOU HEAR ME YUKI! I'M GONNA BRING YOU DOWN, SOME DAY, SOMEHOW!
Interviewer: Ok…. So I take it that the… erm… relationship isn't very good then, eh?
Kyo: WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?
Interviewer: NEXT QUESTION! We all know that you're engaged to Kagura Sohma the bore, what do you think about that arrangement?
Kyo: DON'T MENTION HER NAME! SHE'LL HEAR YOU SAY MY NAME AND COME RUNNING HERE! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I NEED THE GREIF OF THAT! WELL DO YA!
Interviewer: (Looses it!) WELL I'M NOT THE ONE THAT'S SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF LUNGS AM I! SHE'LL HEAR YOU FROM A MILE AWAY MATE!
Kyo: SHUT…!
Kagura: Kyo- Kuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn! My lovvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Kyo: … up! (cat ears appear, and droop, mouth hangs open!) Oh no…! Too late…!
Interviewer: See? What did I tell you?
Kagura: I came to meet you Kyo! Aren't you happy!
Kyo: (tries to run away, Kagura catches him, and gives him a big hug!) Get… off… of… me! (muffled)
Kagura: I'm soooooooooooo happy Kyo-Kun, I haven't seen you in ages! I KNOW! LET'S GO ON A DATE!
Kyo: Let's not.
Kagura: Come on Kyo-kun! You can hold my hand. (hold by hand, and drags Kyo off stage!)
Kyo: No…! Let… go! AHHHHHHHH!
Interviewer: (laughs silently, and waves to them!) Awwwwww, don't they make the best couple ever! Bye-bye! Have fun you too, and let your love bloom! (wipes forehead)
Well, that was hard work to say the least! But at least it was quick! I hope that you enjoyed this weeks show of 'An Interview With fruits basket!' on next weeks show we'll be having a chat with the most beautiful man on earth… Yuki!
A/N: I know I know, I think that it's quite a lot shorter than the last chapters, but hey! I hope that it was ok! (and I don't think that this chapter was as good as the others, just give me the info people!)