"A visit in a bad time" by Lady Cell
((Milantex decided to visit his friend Lady Cell))
Milantex: I wonder if the place is still standing with all those Super strong guys around
((Milantex knocks on Lady Cell's door. When no one answers, he comes in))
Milantex: Ohayo, Lady...(A ki blast flies inches from his nose))
Cell jr.: ((Runs by Milantex)) You'll never take me alive!
Lady Cell: ((Chasing the kid)) Give me back my chocolate you little twerp!
Gourry: ((Running after Lady)) Lady-san, I'm hungry!
Naruto: Killua, I bet in 5 chocolate bars that you can't look at your brother in the eyes for more than 5 seconds
Killua: You're on! ((Marches of towards Illumi))
Sasuke: He'll make ten
Naruto: He'll make five
Sasuke: Wanna bet?
Naruto: You're on!
Illumi: ((Notices Killua)) ?
Killua: ((Glares at Illumi)) --
Illumi: ((Really scary stare)) oo
Killua: --
Illumi: oo
Killua: --
Illumi: oo
Killua: ((Twitching)) ( )
Illumi: oo
Killua: xx ((Falls to the ground twitching))
Illumi: 10 seconds. A new record ((Turns back to talking with Hisoka))
Sasuke: Pay up.
Naruto: ((Grumble)) ((Gives Sasuke 1000 yen))
Sasuke: ((1000 yen richer)) You never learn
Naruto: ((1000 yen poorer)) ((Sweat drop)) man...!
Milantex: OO I'm going now... ((Walks away, leaving the chaos))
((Apocalypse's home. He is doing stuff on his computer when Milantex opens the door))
Milantex: Have I ever told you that Lady is crazy?
Apocalypse: ((Still working)) Yes
Milantex: I mean, who could be crazy enough to do that kind of crazy thing? She has the one demented brain! She may look sweet and act like a chibi, but she is an evil person inside, I wouldn't be surprised if she was planning on how to take over the world!
Apocalypse: ((Still working)) She wouldn't do such a thing.
((Back at Lady Cell))
Lady Cell: ...You see? What do you think of my plans now?
Alucard: You have one demented mind...I like it!
Alexander: UNHOLLY CREATURE, DIE!
Alucard: ((sighs)) Goodbye my Lady ((Disappears and Alexander crashes in to a wall))
Sesshomaru: ((Sweat drops)) Ahem...my Lady, I would like to help you in your plan to take over the world
Lady Cell: Thank you!
Nakago: I will help out too! ((Grabs Lady Cell's hand))
Lady Cell: -- Sesshomaru...
Sesshomaru: ((Kills Nakago)) Happy?
Lady Cell: Thank you . Now, back to my plans!
((Back to Apocalypse and Milantex))
Milantex: We have to help her! Those bishonens are sure to kill her anytime soon!
Apocalypse: ((Sighs)) Alright, I'll help
((Lady Cell's place. Milantex and Apocalypse open the door))
Apocalypse: Lady Cell, we have come to save you!
((A rain of Sasuke's, Gaara's and Naruto's kunai's and Alexander's swords pins the two to the near by walls))
Alexander, Naruto and Sasuke: Sorry
Gaara: ((humps at the newcomers)) Who are you? ((Turns to Lady Cell)) Shall we kill them?
Lady Cell: No, we should torture them first ((Starts laughing maniacally))
Alucard: ((Appears behind her)) how?
Lady Cell: Read my mind and find out
Alucard: ((Silent for a second and then smirks)) Count me in
((LATER))
((Apocalypse and Milantex are tied to chairs, wearing make up, their hairs looking funny and in pink frilly dresses))
Sesshomaru: Has anyone told you that you have a demented mind?
Lady Cell: People say that all the time
Sesshomaru: ...I'm starting to like you
Killua: ((Laughing his head off)) Oh my god! You even painted their nails!
Cell: If everyday is gonna be like this one, I don't mind staying here.
Milantex and Apocalypse: ((Chibi tears))
Apocalypse: This is all your fault
Milantex: I hate myself...why did I care about her anyway?