"Picking the bishies!" by Lady Cell
this is a younger chapter, i wrote it a few months ago
((Lady Cell is looking at her bills))
Lady Cell: WTF? Jeez! When did my food bills get so big? ((Looks behind her to see her bishies devouring all of her food)) That answers my question --; Hey guys...
((Nobody pays attention))
Lady Cell: Guys...
((Still nothing))
Lady Cell: Hey!
((Still ignored))
((Lady Cell gets a microphone turns up the volume to max and grins evilly))
((Faint by LinkinPark starts playing))
Lady Cell: ((Sings on the top of her lungs)) I CANT FEEL, THE WAY I DID BEFORE, DON'T TURN YOUR BACK AT ME, I WONT BE IGNORED!
All of her bishies: WAH! TURN IT DOWN, TURN IT DOWN! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
Lady Cell: ((Turns off the music and everything)) That's what you get for ignoring me! Now, all of you listen up! You people are costing me waaay too much. So today, I will have to pick a few of you that will stay, and the rest goes away.
Naruto: WHAT?
Vash: That's not fair!
Lady Cell: It's either that, or ALL of you will have to get a job.
((Silence))
Lady Cell: That's what I thought. Now, let's see... ((Starts thinking))
((Apocalypse and Milantex are chilling))
Apocalypse: I'm bored
Milantex: Yea, me too
Apocalypse: I wonder what Lady is doing
Milantex: Most probably drooling over her bishies
Apocalypse: Oh...
Milantex: Why do you ask?
Apocalypse: ((Slightly jealous)) no reason...It's just that I AM her boyfriend, and yet she is home, drooling over her bishies!
Milantex: It's your fault that you fell in love with a Bishie hunter
Apocalypse: Ya, I know...
Lady Cell: Alright! I have made a list of who is staying. The people who get to stay are: Seto Kaiba; Atem; Cell; Cell Jr. #27; Killua; Xellos; Sesshomaru; Alucard; Alexander; Naruto; Sasuke and Gaara. That makes 12 of you, I think. The rest of you can go home.
The picked bishies: ((Secretly celebrate))
The rest of the bishies: ((Chibi tears)) Damn!
((The bishies go home, leaving only Lady and her special 12 bishies))
Lady Cell: Well that will lessen my bills a bit! Now, lets see...Seto, Atem, Killua, Alexander and Gaara eat like normal people, Sasuke and Naruto have a bigger appetite, Cell and the Cell jr. don't need food, Xellos feeds of negative emotions, Alucard eats blood and Sesshomaru...well...how much do you eat, Sesshomaru-sama?
Sesshomaru: ...My appetite is slightly larger than a normal human
Lady Cell: That means I need to feed 5 normal people, 3 with big appetites and one vampire. Great! Much better than having to feed 33 normal guys and 11 guys with large appetites! ((Takes large breath)) Phew! All those numbers made me hungry! ((Looks at her watch)) And just in time! It's lunch time!
Naruto: Finally! ((Runs over to the fridge and opens it))...It's empty.
Sasuke: ((Opens the cupboards)) This is empty too...
Naruto: Oh no! We're gonna starve to death! ((Panics))
Killua: ((Hits Naruto on the head)) Be quiet, dobe
Naruto: Sasuke, you...Killua!
Killua: I guess Sasuke's behavior has been rubbing off. Cool!
Naruto: Just what the world needs, another Sasuke
Sasuke: ((Glares)) What's that supposed to mean?
Naruto: You heard me!
((The two get in to a smaller fight))
Xellos: I don't know about you guys, but I not gonna starve with them around ((Big grin))
Lady Cell: You two, stop it right now!
((She is ignored))
Lady Cell: ((Sighs)) Sesshomaru...
Sesshomaru: ((Nods)) ((Walks over to the fighting duo and takes each one by their collars and lifts them up))
Naruto: ((Trying to get out of Sesshomaru's grasp)) C'mon...let go Sesshomaru! This guy deserves a beating!
Sesshomaru: ((Glares)) Our Lady ordered you two to stop it
Naruto: Fine, fine, I'll behave if he behaves! ((Points at Sasuke))
Sesshomaru: ((Looks at Sasuke))
Sasuke: ...I'll behave...
Sesshomaru: ((Puts them down)) You better
Atem: ((Turns to Lady)) So what are we gonna do for food?
Lady Cell: I have a great idea! We're gonna eat at McDonalds! What do you think guys?
Naruto: Yeah! Let's get going
Killua: I will go if I get sweets ((Cattish grin))
Alexander: McDonalds...what's that?
Killua: Just go with it, it has food!
Alexander: Oh, ok!
Xellos: I'll go just for fun!
Cell: Guess I have no choice...
Cell Jr: This is gonna be fun!
((Sesshomaru, Gaara, Seto and Alucard are quiet))
Lady Cell: Then it's decided! We're going to McD's!
Gaara: Won't it be strange if we go out dressed like this? Things might get dangerous, especially if we run in to another Bishie hunter
Lady Cell: You're right...Guess we'll have to play dress-up!
Most of the bishies: NOOOOO!
Milantex: I'm hungry
Apocalypse: You already eat all the food
Milantex: But I eat 3 hours ago
Apocalypse: You and your big appetite
Milantex: Let's go to McD's
Apocalypse: Only if you're buying
Milantex: Fine, fine, just let's go get food!
Lady Cell: C'mon out guys, I wanna see how you look!
((Gaara comes out first. He is wearing a red short-sleeved t-shirt, dark blue jeans. He has a chain hanging from his waist and a chain around his neck))
Lady Cell: ((Drools)) Wow...so...sexy
Gaara: ((Blushes slightly)) could you not look at me like you are going to devour me?
Lady Cell: ((Wakes up from her trance)) Huh? Oh, sorry! It's just that normal clothes look so good on you! Well...everything looks good on you!
Gaara: ((Smirks and sits next to Lady))
((Sasuke comes out next. He is not wearing his forehead protector, but a black cloth instead. He has a black long-sleeved T-shirt with the Iron Maidens skeleton Eddie on front and black pants, with many chains hanging of off him))
Lady Cell: Wow, you're hot too!
Sasuke: ((Smirks)) Thanks ((Stands next to Gaara and waits for the next one to come out))
((Naruto is next. He is not wearing his forehead protector, and his hair is smoothed down so it is not as wild as before, but falling to his shoulders, but it's still spiky. He is wearing an orange t-shirt and blue jeans))
Lady Cell: Wow Naruto, you look good yourself!
Naruto: ((Grins)) I know! ((Sits next to Sasuke))
((Next is Killua. He is wearing a black sleeve-less t-shirt with a Chinese dragon on front and dark jeans. He has fingerless gloves and he also has a tattoo of a Chinese dragon on his right arm))
Lady Cell: You look very sexy Killua! Cool tattoo
Killua: ((Smirks)) Thanks ((Leans against the wall between Sasuke and Naruto))
((Xellos is next. He is dressed in a nice purple suit: Dark purple pants, white shirt and a dark purple jacket-coat-thingy (Or whatever those formal things are called Oo), complete with a blue/purple tie. His hair is smoother than usual and it looks longer.))
Lady Cell: Woah, this is the first time I found formal clothing's looking sexy on someone! You look great
Xellos: ((Smirks slightly and sits on a nearby chair))
((And guess who comes out next! Sesshomaru! He is dressed in a white long-sleeved shirt and pale jeans. His shirt is unbuttoned, revealing his chest slightly. His hair is flowing behind him freely))
Lady Cell: ((Drools again)) Somebody pinch me, I must be dreaming
Naruto: ((Pinches her))
Lady Cell: Ow! That's just an expression!
Naruto: Well, sorry! ((Grumps))
Sesshomaru: ((Shrugs and sits on Lady Cells other side))
((Seto comes out. He is wearing a black long-sleeved shirt and black pants. He has a Death-angel necklace (I have one too! It's my charm!) and a watch on his right wrist))
Lady Cell: Do you guys realize that many Bishie Hunters would kill to see you like this?
Seto: ((Slightly proud)) Yes ((smirks and stands next to Sesshomaru))
((Atem comes out, dressed in a black sleeveless turtle-neck, with black pants and a big belt. He has a wrist protector with Egyptian writings on it, and he is still wearing his millennium puzzle))
Lady Cell: You look sexy Atem, but don't you think that the millennium puzzle is a bit to obvious?
Atem: ((Sighs and stands next to Seto)) Have you forgotten the world you are living in?
Lady Cell: Oh yeah! Silly me! ((Hits her head slightly)) Cosplayers everywhere!
((Next, Cell comes out. He is out of his armor, revealing his fine muscles and white skin. He has black going to his collar bone. He is dressed in a short-sleeved t-shirt and black jeans. Simple enough))
Lady Cell: Wow Cell-kun, you look like a sexy human! Not a big change from a sexy android!
Cell: ((Blushes)) ((Grumbles something and stands next to Xellos))
((The Cell Jr, that Lady named Newt Y. Steven (That when scrambled read Twenty seven) comes out, looking like a 8-year-old clone of his father. They are even dressed the same, only that Steven has a mischievous look in his big magenta eyes, unlike his father))
Lady Cell: You look so cute Steven-kun! You're my youngest bishie, and you look just like your father!
Steven: ((Grins)) Thanks! ((Flies over next to Naruto))
((Next are Alucard and Anderson (I had a hard time dressing them up, no matter what I dressed them in, they looked funny). They are dressed...as themselves?))
Lady Cell?
Anderson: What?
Lady Cell: Why are you dressed as yourselves?
Alucard: No reason
Everyone: ...
Naruto: Never mind that! I'm hungry! ((Gets in to Lady's face)) Hungry, hungry, HUNGRY!
Lady Cell: ...Ahem!
((Sesshomaru grabs Naruto by his collar and gets him out of Lady's face))
Sesshomaru: You said you'd behave
Naruto: Sorry... ((Pouts))
Lady Cell: Alright! Let's go eat!
All hyper active bishies: YEAH!
All serious bishies: ((Smirk))
All non-eating bishies: ((Neutral))
Apocalypse: Alright! Let's go eat!
Milantex: YEAH!
And yet another chapter finished! Next time we crash the McDonalds! I guarantee a chapter that will make you chuckle! See ya latter!