"Showdown at McD's!" by Lady Cell
((The entire gang is going to the McD's))
PERECT THEME: Fooling mode (Naruto)
Naruto: ((Happily skipping along)) Food, food, food! ((Turns to Lady)) Ne, ne, do they have ramen there?
Lady Cell: ((Latching on to Gaara's arm)) Nah, I don't think so…They have hamburgers
Naruto: Oh…well that can do too! ((Grins))
Sasuke: You really are a dobe…
Naruto: ((Happy place, didn't hear him))
Killua: He reminds me of Gon a little bit…Although Gon is more...
Sasuke: Innocent than Naruto
Killua: Yeah, that's the word I was looking for!
Sesshomaru: ((Looking at Gaara, slightly envious))
Xellos: ((Walks next to Sesshy)) Is the lord of Western lands jealous? ((Smirking))
Sesshomaru: ((Vein pop)) Urusae!
Xellos: Hai, hai, chill will ya?
((In case you haven't noticed, all bishies love Lady. Whether it is in a sisterly way, or love-love way ((Laughs evilly))))
Cell: ((Walks up next to Sesshomaru)) You too, huh?
Sesshomaru?
Seto: ((Walks up on the other side of Sesshomaru)) I think it's not fair
Sesshomaru: ((Looks at both of them))Just drop it, alright!
Sasuke: ((Appears next to them)) That's right, drop it! ((Smirks)) She's too young for you guys anyway.
All three: Urusae!
Killua: ((Next to Sasuke, also smirking)) He's right. Lady-chan is around our age, and you guys are a bit old for her
((The five glare at each other, sigh, and look at Gaara and Lady, slightly envious))
Sasuke: …Lucky bastard…
Other four: ((Nod))
Lady Cell: ((Turns around)) We're here guys! ((Sweet smile))
The Lady-loving five: ((Blush slightly))
Steven: Hey, what's with them?
Alucard: Meh, leave 'em alone.
Xellos: ((Nods)) They got in to this mess alone…
Anderson : And they need to get out of it alone…
Atem: It's their fault they fell in love with a bishonen hunter
Steven: Oooh, I see….
((Inside the McD's))
Milantex: ((Ordering)) I would like three cheese burgers, five large cokes and six fries! ((Turns to Apocalypse)) What do you want?
Apocalypse: Burger, fries and a super-shake strawberry…
Milantex: Ok! ((Ordering again)) And one burger, fries and a super-shake strawberry! ((Drooling)) Man, I can't wait!
Apocalypse: ((Sweat drops)) ((Sighs)) what can you do…
Another voice: Lets see, I would like 17 cheeseburgers, 18 large fries, 17 cokes, 2 empty burgers and a big chocolate milkshake! Also, I would need 7 empty cups, if that's ok
Girl taking order: ((jaw drops)) you're kidding, right?
Apocalypse: There I only one person in this world that eats empty burgers, and that is…((Turns to the person who was doing the order)) Lady-chan!
Lady Cell: ((Hears him)) hmm? Oh, Apo-kun! Fancy meeting you here! ((Smiles sweetly))
Apocalypse: ((Blushes)) ((Thinking)) she has the sweetest smile ((Shakes his head)) anyway, what are you doing here?
Lady Cell: Well, I need to give these guys something to eat!
Apocalypse: It seems that you bishie number has…decreased…
Lady Cell: There was too much to feed! I chosen only the best and kept those
Cell: We are not your pets!
Lady Cell: I know that! You all mean a lot to me!
Apocalypse: ((Notices that Lady is latching on to Gaara's arm)) damned bishonens…((Jealous))
Xellos: ((Appears next to him)) you are jeal-ous ((Grin))
Apocalypse: Urusae!
Another voice: I would like cheeseburgers and fries, and a large Dr. Pepper
Lady Cell: ((Blinks)) Hey, i know that voice! It's ((Turns around)) Saeki-kun! (He is a good friend of mine, and also a good author! Shodaime Ramenkage!)
Other Voice (Now revealed to be Saeki):Huh? ((Notices Lady)) Oh, hey K...
Lady Cell: ((covers his mouth))Shh...Don't cal me that. Call me Lady!
Saeki: Oh, ok!
Lady Cell: ((Latches back on to Gaara's arm)) I believe you know all of my bishonens...
Saeki: ((Holding some stuff behind him)) Oh yeah, sure ((Grins))
Gaara? ((Looks behind him)) Hey, where's my gourd?
Sesshomaru: And my fluff is missing!
Lady Cell: Now Saeki-kun, what did i say about taking anime character's stuff?
Saeki: But these are collectibles! ((Pouts))
Lady Cell: Fine, fine. But return them before you leave
Saeki: ((Halo appears above his head)) Yes Lady!
Lady Cell: Everyone, this is Saeki. He's a very good friend of mine. These are my bishies ((Points)) Mr. Tex ((Points))
Milantex: It's MILANTEX!
Lady Cell: ((Ignores)) and my boyfriend, Lord Apocalypse
Apocalypse: Yo
Lady Cell: ((Lets go of Gaara and walks up next to Apocalypse)) Hey, maybe you guys and us guys should sit together! ((Takes his arm))
Gaara: ((Thinking of ways to destroy Apocalypse))
Sesshomaru: ((Same as above))
Seto: ((Same as above))
Cell: ((Same as above))
Sasuke: ((Same as above))
Killua: ((Same as above))
Saeki: This...is slightly scary ((Sweat drops))
Xellos: Aaah, I feel so refreshed! I don't remember the last time I felt so many negative emotions…((Grins))
Milantex: ((Wakes up from his dreaming about food, because he sensed all the negative emotions too))I sense that someone is gonna die here…
Lady Cell: You're talking nonsense Mr. Tex
Milantex: ((Darkens)) and that someone is you… ((About to kill her, but feels the aura of the bishies that says 'You do something, you die)) Or…maybe not!
Girl that was taking Lady's order: Here's your order miss!
Girl that was taking Milantex's order: Here's your order Mr.!
Girl that was taking Saeki's order: Here's your order Mr.!
Lady Cell: ((Lets go of Apocalypse and takes two trays)) Lets go find seats!
Gaara: ((Sees that she is carrying the trays)) You shouldn't carry the trays ((About to use his sand to take Lady's trays, but Naruto stops him))
Naruto: Gaara, no sand! ((moves to whisper)) We're undercover, remember?
Gaara: ((Curses)) Alright! ((Takes the trays away from Lady, with his hands)) Let me.
Lady Cell: Arigato, Gaara-sama. That's really nice of you ((Kisses his cheek))
Sesshomaru, Cell, Seto, Killua, Sasuke and Apocalypse: ((Evil aura of jealousy)) I so hate him now…
Saeki: Wow, I wonder if they all like her...
Gaara: ((Smirks and looks at the jealous group with the 'take that!' look)) ((follows Lady, who is looking for seats))
Lady Cell: ((Oblivious to the rivalry between the bishies and Apo-kun))and remember guys, no using any kind of superpowers! That means no sand, no rasengan's, no chidori's, no Ki attacks, no dueling with real duel monsters, no summoning monsters, no using that fancy whip, and, by all means, NO FIGHTING!
Everyone: ((Taking at least one tray of food)) Yes m'am!
Saeki: I wonder how did she make all those bishies fall in love with her...
Milantex: Its a mystery...
Saeki: Or maybe it is because she has the "Bishonenus atractus", latin for "Some thing that attracts bishonens"
Milantex: Maybe...
((Everybody found a seat. They were in the McD's garden))
PERFECT THEME: Konohamaru's Theme (Naruto)
((At one table are, from left to right: Milantex, Saeki, Lady and Apo-kun. Table two: Seto, Sesshomaru, Cell and Steven. Table three: Naruto, Sasuke, Killua and Gaara. Table four: Atem, Xellos, Alucard and Anderson))
Lady Cell: Whew, I can't believe we were able to find seats. We're lucky this place is half-empty today. Anyway, I need to go now, be right back ((Takes the empty cups and goes off somewhere))
Gaara and Apocalypse: ((Glare at each other))
Milantex: …Ano, Apocalypse…
Apocalypse: ((Growls)) What!
Milantex: ((Goes to whisper in his ear)) you should stop behaving like that. Remember what you promised Lady?
((FLASHBACK))
Lady Cell: Gomen ne, Apo-kun. Demo, Watashi wa Bishonen Hunter desu. It's my job, my obsession. I can never leave it! You should have thought of it before you started liking me…
Apocalypse: I know, I know. Demo…
Lady Cell: No buts. My bishonens are, and forever will be my only love. Demo, I still love you.
Apocalypse: Demo, if I promise not to get jealous, and to let you do your work…
Lady Cell: Ok, that might work!
((END FLASHBACK))
Apocalypse: ((Whispering)) when I called her bishonens stupid, she got angry and I had to make that promise… ((Chibi tears)) …why did I fall in love with a bishonen hunter?
Milantex: Because you're a baka…
Saeki: Ah so that's how it is! And I was wondering if you ever get jealous over her bishies
Apocalypse: Just...don't mention that again...
Saeki: O...k...((sweat drops))
Lady Cell: I'm back! I filled four cups with ketchup ((Puts one cup on each table)) two with water for you two ((gives them to Cell and Steven)) and one with blood for our favorite vampire ((Gives it to Alucard)) There we go. No one will starve here!
Alucard: ((happy)) Thank you! ((Drinks blood))
Saeki: ((Wide eyed)) Where did you get the blood?
Lady Cell: Never forget that I am Lady Cell, The demon of Light, the founder of the bishonen organization!
Milantex: Still, that doesn't explain how you got the blood…
Lady Cell: ((holding a bloody katana behind her back)) I'm sure that if I told you, your meal would end up on the floor.
Milantex, Saekiand Apocalypse: ((Sweat drop)) I see…
Lady Cell: ((Wipes her katana and hands from the blood and hides the blade in a dimensional warp that appeared out of nowhere)) there you go, nice and clean ((Dimensional warp disappears and she sits down and eats))
((Everything is calm and nice, until…))
Steven: Ne, ne, what is that? ((Points to the McD's playground))
Naruto: I don't know…Looks fun though. Hey Lady-chan, what is that thing over there?
Lady Cell: that? Oh, that is the playground! ((Looks over it)) It's kinda big…I don't remember playing in this one before, must be new…
Milantex: You still play in those?
Lady Cell: I played in every model built!
Saeki: that one looks kinda...weird...
Milantex: … ((Sweat drops, then gets the wickedest idea)) Hey, I just got a great idea!
Apocalypse: Oh great, we're all doomed.
Milantex: How about Lady goes to the highest point of the playground, and whoever of you guys gets there first, will recive the gratitude of our lovely Lady!
Killua: Boring
Milantex: And not only that, the winner will also get a kiss from her! Everybody who wants to play, raise their hands!
Lady Cell: ((blushes)) Milantex!
Killua: I'm in! ((Raises hand))
Seto: Count me in! ((Raises hand))
Sasuke: Me too! ((Raises hand))
Apocalypse: Me three! ((Raises hand))
Gaara: ((smirks)) ((Raises hand))
Sesshomaru: … ((Raises hand))
Naruto: If Sasuke is playing, then I'm playing too! ((Raises hand))
Steven: Hey, this sounds fun! ((Raises hand))
Alucard, Anderson and Atem: ((Sweat drop)) we'll…just watch…
Saeki: I'll...rather not...
Milantex: Alright then! Let the games begin!
((Xellos uses this opportunity to sneak away))
((The playground is huge, like a paintball field. It has many tubes connecting like a maze, and it has many chambers. The entire structure was about tall as a 6-floored house, ropes everywhere, slides, there was even a swamp? All in all, it looks like a haunted castle))
Lady Cell: If there wasn't for the sign saying "Playground", I would say this was some haunted castle… ((Looks all the way up, and sees the chamber she is supposed to be in)) ((Whistles)) that sure is high…
Saeki: I don't get it. Who would build such a thing for kids to play in?
Milantex: Alright Lady, get up there ((Leans to whisper)) also, put this on when you get there ((Gives her a package))
Lady Cell: ((Sweat drops))I see…Well anyway ((Opens a dimensional portal)) See you latter guys ((Gets in))
Milantex: ((Turns to the rest)) alright, here are the rules. First, go easy on the powers. You can use them, but still control yourselves. Also, no super speed. We don't want this to end too quickly, do we? Second, you can fight, but you are not allowed to destroy the entire structure. Third, no killing allowed, because Lady would not allow that. You can use the weapon of your choice. The first one to get to Lady and to get her out thru that slide ((Points at slide that was going from a chamber near Lady's chamber)) and then comes out too, wins. You may start all fighting 2 minutes after I start this game.
Apocalypse: ((Creates his scythe)) this will be easy ((Smirks))
Gaara: ((his sand circles around him)) I already won.
Sasuke: ((Cracks fingers)) this one's mine
Naruto: ((Grins)) I'll defeat you this time, Sasuke
Sesshomaru: ((Makes fists)) that kiss is as good as mine…
Seto: ((holds up his deck)) Easy win ((Smirks))
Killua: ((Electricity passes between his fingers)) everybody is going down!
Cell: ((smirks)) this is over already…
Steven: ((Sweet smile)) this will be fun!
Saeki: ((Sweat drops)) Ok, they are scary now...
Milantex: Alright. START!
((All the contestants run in to the playground))
Atem: Who would build such a structure for kids to play in?
Milantex: What? You don't think I designed it nicely?
Atem: WHAT? You built it!
Milantex: I just sent the designs. Pretty neat, huh?
Alucard: Figures…
Saeki: ((Nods))
((About 2 minutes latter))
PERFECT THEME: Sasuke's theme (Naruto)
Killua: ((Walking around one chamber, wondering which tube to take)) I wonder which one… ((Senses someone behind him)) Sasuke? Has two minutes passed already?
Sasuke: Competition goes down first ((Smirks and charges a chidori))
Killua: So it has… ((Takes out his Yo-yo's))
Sasuke: CHIDORI! ((Charges at Killua, and manages somehow to hit him in the stomach))
Killua: ((sent flying in to a wall)) that…hurt…but it was worth it ((Smirks))
Sasuke: Nani? ((Sees a yo-yo wrapped around his arm)) Kuso! ((Gets electrified))
Killua: ((Smirks)) you'll never defeat me!
Voice: RASENGAN!
Killua: ((Eyes widen)) Chikuso ((Is hit with the rasengan, and once again sent crashing in to the wall))
THEME CHANGE: Afternoon of Konoha (Naruto)
Sasuke: Naruto? I didn't need your help, dobe
Naruto: I didn't help you! I just want to fight you and show you who's better!
Sasuke: Me, of course ((Powers up another chidori)) CHIDORI!
Naruto: ((His clone makes another rasengan)) RASENGAN!
((BANG!))
Killua: ((Gets up)) Damn, that hurt…((Sees the two knocked out)) ((Cattish smile)) Lucky! ((Skips away))
PERFECT THEME: Survival examination (Naruto)
((Sesshomaru, Cell and Seto are all glaring at each other. They in a very spacious place, resembling a dungeon))
Cell: ((Powers up a Ki-blast)) I will defeat them
Sesshomaru: ((has his cool whip-thing ready)) This will be easy
Seto: ((holds up one card)) I will not be defeated ((Smirks)) I will defeat you with this card! ((His card glows, and a blue-eyes appears beneath him)) Hahaha!
(A/n: Hello, you reading this? Ahem, ok. I know Seto can't call for real monsters like that, but I needed to give him some ultra cool power, so both him and Atem can call forth real monsters)
Cell: Heh, a little dragon will not hurt me! ((Fires Ki-blasts at Seto's dragon, but no use. Blue eyes is too strong)) How…? ((Is hit with Sesshy's whip)) Argh!
Sesshomaru: I will not anyone get that kiss except for me!
Seto: Oh yeah? You two don't stand a chance against my blue-eyes! ((His blue eyes powers an attack))
Cell: I will defeat you both! Ka-me-ha-me…
Sesshomaru: We'll see about that ((His whip turns in to a Ki-ball))
Seto: FIRE!
Cell: HA!
Sesshomaru: DIE!
((BANG!)
THEME CHANGE: Afternoon of Konoha (Naruto)
((All three are knocked out))
Killua: ((appears out of nowhere)) Eh? I guess I must be on the good way…(Grins like a cat)) It must be my lucky day. Now lets see…((Looks at the three doors in front of him)) which way should I go? ((looks at the unconscious group and grins again))
((Killua takes out a stick and pokes Seto, who twitches. He then pokes Cell, he twitches too. He pokes Sesshy, but he doesn't twitch))
Killua: He is closest to the door on the left so…left it is! ((Goes thru the left door))
PERFECT THEME: Orochimaru "Fight" (Naruto)
((Gaara and Apocalypse are glaring at each other. They are in a spacious chamber that looks like the inside of a church))
Apocalypse: Get out of my way!
Gaara: You are an obstacle, thus you will be destroyed. ((Calls forth his sand))
Apocalypse: So that's the way you want to play? ((Readies his scythe)) I will defeat you and get to Lady first
Gaara: In your dreams ((A wave of sand crashes against Apocalypse, but Apocalypse uses his scythe to generate a force-field around him))
Apocalypse: You will have to do better than that! ((Charges at Gaara))
((Gaara puts up his sand defense, but Apocalypse's scythe is able to cut thru it. Gaara's eyes widen, and Apocalypse smirks))
Apocalypse: This is the end! HA! ((His scythe lets out red and black energy, shocking Gaara who screams out in pain))
Gaara: ((Growling)) I…will not…give up! ((His sand makes its way around the unguarded Apocalypse))
Apocalypse: What? Oh no! ((Is completely in sand)) Kisama…
Gaara: Sabaku no…
Milantex's voice: No killing Gaara!
Gaara and Apocalypse: ((Blink)) where…?
((Outside, Milantex and gang are watching everything on TV's))
Milantex: Out friend Xellos was kind enough to put cameras and everything all around the place
Xellos: ((Smirks))
Saeki: Damn, what did you give Lady to wear?
Milantex: It's, something I designed...Cool, ne?
Saeki: Umm...yeah...((Sweat drops)) I wonder if Apocalypse will kill him when he gets down...
((Back inside))
Gaara: Chikuso… ((Turns to Apocalypse)) I guess you will have to suffer a worse fate then ((Smirks)) ((His sand moves only around Apocalypse's left arm and leg)) Sabaku no…
Apocalypse: ((Eyes widen)) Chikuso, Lady told me about this! Something like this happened to that…Lee guy! ((Looks at Gaara)) Gaara, stop! What would Lady think of you if you did that again!
Gaara: ((Eyes widen))
Apocalypse: Don't you think that she would hate you if you made anyone's life miserable with that technique again? She was really pissed off when you did this thing to Lee…
Gaara: ((Trying to control himself, and his sand loosens its grip on Apocalypse, unconsciously))
Apocalypse: ((Gets rid of the sand)) Gomen ne ((knocks out Gaara)) But she is my girlfriend! ((Runs off to where Lady is))
Killua: ((Whistles as he comes in to the room)) Eh? Where's Lady's baka boyfriend?
PERFECT THEME: Sadness and Sorrow (Naruto)
((Apocalypse makes his way to Lady's chamber))
Apocalypse: Lady! ((Opens the door and when he sees her, his mouth drops))
((Lady was sitting in a medieval room, near a window. (Don't ask me, Mr. Tex designed it…). The window was covered with roses. Lady's hair was tied in a lose braid, with locks falling loose. She was wearing a black corset with red linings, and a long, black skirt. All in all, she looked very pretty))
Lady Cell: Apo-kun… ((Smiles)) so he made it first…I thought that Gaara was gonna be here first, but Apo must have beaten him in combat…I didn't know he was that strong…
Apocalypse: ((stunned)) Wow… ((blushes)) she's so…beautiful…
Lady Cell: I hope you don't mind, Milantex said that I should wear this…
Apocalypse: It looks very nice on you… ((Still stunned))
THEME CHANGE: It's the training! (Naruto)
Killua: ((comes in)) Sure does! ((Runs past Apocalypse and takes Lady's hand)) Let's go, my Lady! ((He picks up Lady bridal stile and runs off)) Suckah! ((Stick tongue at Apo-kun))
Apocalypse: … ((Turns red from anger)) AAARRRRGGGHHHH! ((Chases after Killua)) Come back here!
Killua: No way!
Lady Cell: Ne, ne, Killua-kun, you can put me down, I can run too
Killua: Ok ((Puts Lady down, but he's still holding her hand)) Just don't run off to you boyfriend…
Lady Cell: Oh no, I'm not allowed to take sides with anyone… ((Sweet smile))
((The two continue running, hand in hand, when the three defeated before appear))
Seto, Sesshomaru and Cell: Kisama!
Lady Cell: Oh my…
Killua: Chikuso… ((Skids to a halt, pulling Lady also. He looks around in panic, and notices a slide going to another chamber)) Quickly, in here!
Lady Cell: Ok…((Killua pushes her inside))
Killua: ((Gets grabbed by Apocalypse before he manages to get inside)) Eep!
Apocalypse: Alright you bastard…((Red scary aura flares around him))
((While they fight, the other three jump in after Lady))
((Down with Lady))
Lady Cell: Eh? I wonder where Killua is…
Sasuke: Lady! ((Takes her by the arm)) Quickly, lets go!
Lady Cell: O…ok… ((Is pulled by Sasuke))
Naruto: ((runs in to the chamber)) Damn it, he got away!
((Seto, Sesshomaru, Apocalypse, Killua and Cell get in to the chamber thru the slide))
Cell: ((Grabs Naruto by the collar)) Where is she!
Naruto: Sasuke took her! Now let go!
Cell: ((Drops him and runs after Sasuke, followed by everyone else))
Sesshomaru: There they are! ((Points))
Sasuke: Shit! ((Is tackled by Killua))
Seto: ((picks up Lady bridal style)) Hahaha! ((Runs away))
Lady Cell: Oh hi Seto!
((Seto is tackled by Cell, and Sesshomaru gets Lady, then Seto tackles Sesshomaru and Cell gets Lady, and then Killua tackles Cell, and Apocalypse gets Lady, and he is tackled by all the Lady-loving bishies, and Naruto gets Cell))
Naruto: Haha! I'm better than Sasuke! ((Suddenly, Naruto is captured in sand))
Gaara: But you're not better than me ((his sand is carrying Lady behind him)) Lets go my Lady ((Takes her by the hand))
Lady Cell: ((Giggles)) This is so fun! ((Is dragged by Gaara))
((The two arrive at the slide))
Lady Cell: I guess you will be getting the kiss ((Sweet smile))
Gaara: ((Blushes)) Quickly, get in. ((Lady does as she is told, and Gaara follows))
((The other bishies arrive))
Seto: Damn it! Good thing I got this card before we started! ((Takes out card and it activates))
((With Gaara in the slide, he is sliding right behind Lady, when Dark Magician Girl appears in front of him and holds him from going any further))
Gaara: DAMN IT!
Lady Cell: ((Turns around)) Gaara is stuck! ((Notices something from the corner of her eye)) Hmm?
((Outside))
PERFECT THEME: Konohamaru's Theme (Naruto)
Milantex: The winner should be arriving with Lady any moment…
((Out of the slide, Lady with comes sliding out with…Steven?))
Saeki: I thought Gaara was with her!
Alucard: No, he got stuck!
Anderson: But where did Steven me from?
Saeki: Steven?
Atem: Oh, Lady nick-named the Cell Jr. Steven
Saeki: Cool
Steven: Umm…I fell asleep in the slide…
((Everyone else comes sliding out))
Milantex: I proclaim Steven the winner!
Steven: Cool, I won!
All the other bishies who were in the game: ((Face fault)) I don't believe it…
Lady Cell: Well, this was supposed to be a kiss on the lips, but because Steven is too small for stuff like that ((Picks Steven up and kisses him on the forehead)) this will just have to do ((Sweet smile))
((The other bishies who were in the game either faint or stay stunned))
Steven: I am the best!
Lady Cell: I wonder why my other bishies are so disappointed...
Saeki: I wonder if she's clueless or something...((Sweat drops))
Yay, another looong chapter finished! Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did writing it! I'll update the next one as soon as I get my lazy bum up so I could finish it! Ja ne, minna!