"Time for real bishonen hunting!" by Lady Cell
((The gang is going home))
PERECT THEME: Afternoon of Konoha (Naruto)
Sasuke: I still can't believe that Steven won…
Steven: I am the best bishonen of all!
Gaara: ((Glares at the Cell Jr.))
Steven: Umm…yeah…(Sweat drops)) Man, your glare is scarier than my dads…
Cell: ((Glares also))
Steven: And then again…maybe not…(backs away slightly))
Seto: ((Also glares at the kid)) I still say you were cheating!
Lady Cell: ((Prancing around in front of everyone)) ACROSS! (If you watched Excel Saga, you will understand this)
Milantex: She watched Excel Saga again
Lady Cell: ACROSS!
Apocalypse: I just hope she doesn't get hit by a truck…
Lady Cell: ACROSS!
((In that moment, a big truck comes out of nowhere))
Apocalypse: WAH!
The bishies: Lady!
Saeki: Watch out!
Lady Cell: Huh? ((Notices truck and completely freezes in fear))
((Everyone gasps as the truck comes closer to Lady))
Apocalypse: LADY! ((Tries to run and save her, but is too late. The truck passes over her)) W…where is she?
Voice: Whew, she's lucky I came here just in time.
((Everyone looks at a nearby billboard, where the voice was coming from, and see Lady being carried by Itachi, with Neji next to him, who's holding another girl))
Saeki: Natsuko! ((Goes silent)) ……You're a bishonen hunter too?
Natsuko: ((Grins)) Heheh. I just couldn't resist it!
Lady Cell: Nat-chan, your bishonen saved me! Thank you so much!
Natsuko: ((Grins again))
Lady Cell: Thank you too, Itachi-san!
Itachi: ((Smiles))
Sasuke: ((Sharingan activated)) KILL!
Killua: ((holding him down)) Woah, calm down Sasuke!
Sasuke: ((still pissed)) KIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!
Naruto: ((Also holding him down)) Yeah, Itachi just saved Lady!
Gaara: ((Is also a little pissed, but is held back by Xellos)) Let go! I almost died because of the Akatsuki!
Itachi: I'm not with the Akatsuki anymore
Natsuko: Yeah, since I hunted him down, Itachi is no longer with the Akatsuki-baka's!
Apocalypse: Aka-what?
Milantex: You really need to watch Naruto
Apocalypse: I don't wanna! It's stupid!
Saeki, Natsuko and Lady Cell: ((Evil glares))
Apocalypse: But…that's only because…I like anime's like Evangelion ((Nervous laugh))
Gaara: ((growls slightly and appears next to Itachi)) I'll take her from here…
Other bishies (+ Apo-kun): ((Glare)) beaten again…
((Itachi gives Lady to Gaara))
Natsuko: Wow Kira, your bishonens really love you!
Lady Cell (Aka Kira): ((Freezes)) oh damn…
Everyone (except for Saeki, Natsuko and her bishies): ((Blinks)) Kira?
Lady Cell: Umm…yeah, that's my Japanese name… ((Smiles nervously)) please don't laugh, please don't laugh…
Atem: It's a really pretty name
Lady Cell: ((Shock))
Killua: Yeah, it is. Also, don't you think Kira and Killua sound right together? ((Smirks))
Sasuke: ((Glares)) Yeah right…
Alucard: You don't like that name, Lady?
Kira: No, I like it…it's just…
Sesshomaru: I think your name is lovely
Gaara: So do I
Kira: ((Blushes)) a…arigato…
Milantex: Why the hell do you need a Japanese name? You have your own, its…
Apocalypse: ((Covers his mouth)) don't mind him Kira-chan, he's just crazy ((Nervous laugh)) ((Turns to whisper to Milantex)) You idiot, don't you remember last time!
((FLASHBACK))
Lady Cell: I have a Japanese name also, I think it's really pretty!
Apocalypse: Japanese name?
Lady Cell: ((Nods)) Yes! My name is Kira Benington!
Milantex: ((Cracks up)) Kira Benington? That's Marik without the 'M' read backwards and the last name of the guy from Linkin Park!
Lady Cell: …well…I like it…
Apocalypse: I think it's n…
Milantex: not practical! You already have your name, you don't need another one. Besides, calling you Kira makes me think of you as Sango's Kirara ((laughs))
Lady Cell: ((Watery eyes)) I…HATE YOU! ((Runs away))
((END FLASHBACK))
Milantex: Oh, so that's why she was angry!
Apocalypse: You're hopeless…
Kira: ((finally back on her feet, latching on to Gaara's arm)) So, what are you doing here, Nat-chan?
Natsuko: Oh yeah, I got this letter…(Shows it to Kira)) It says something about a house for me and my bishies…
Kira: ((looks at the letter)) Lets see…Cool, Neko-chan wrote that one!
Natsuko: Neko-chan? I thought you were in charge of the Bishie hunters organization
Kira: I am…sort of…But Neko-chan is the real leader…She is the most important one in the organization…
Natsuko: I see! So Neko-chan is the main girl in the organization!
Kira: That's right ((Read the letter)) Lets see…Natsuko blah, blah, blah…big house for you and your bishies blah, blah, blah…you will share it with a fellow bishonen hunter. Hmm, it must be a new thing…
Natsuko: Yeah, I just don't know where the house is…it also says that I must find my roommate before getting in to the house…
Kira: I see…Ok, I'll help you find your rommie, as soon as I leave these guys home!
Natsuko: Hai! Arigato!
((Latter, they are in front of Kira's home))
PERFECT THEME: Fooling mode (Naruto)
Kira: Let's see…where are the keys… ((Rummages thru her pockets))
Saeki: This will take some time…
Milantex: ((Is bored, so looks around and notices that Kira's mailbox has mail)) Oooh, Kira's mail… ((Goes to take her mail))
Apocalypse: ((Slaps his hand away)) Don't touch other people's mail!
Milantex: ((Grumbles and stomps away))
Apocalypse: ((Sighs and turns back to the mail box, only to find Alucard already reading the mail)) ((Whines)) Alucard!
Alucard: What?
Kira: Hey, is that my mail? ((Drops the keys she just found and takes the letter)) Lets see…It's a letter from the Bishonen Hunter Organization! Cool! Neko-chan says that…((eyes widen)) Nat-chan, we're gonna be roommates!
Natsuko: OMG! That's so cool! WOOT, WOOT!
((The two start dancing the "We're roommates" dance together))
Naruto: What does this mean?
Neji: This means we're gonna be roommates for a long time…
Sasuke: ((tied up)) being roommates with my brother! NO WAY!
Saeki: ((Snatches the letter from Kira)) It says that you two need to go bishie hunting together before you get the house…
((The two stop dancing))
Kira: Well…that won't be so hard…
Natsuko: Yup, two heads are better than one!
Apocalypse: ((Whispering to Milantex)) And what about the girl jealousy?
Milantex: ((Nods)) they'll be at each others throats as soon as a bishie comes along…
Kira: ((Appears behind them)) I can't believe you thought that a bishie will come in between my friendship with a good friend and a fellow hunter!
Natsuko: Yeah, it's not like a bishonen is gonna break our friendship!
Kira: Ok Nat-chan, what do you say we get going?
Natsuko: I'm ready when you're ready!
Kira: You guys, take care of my place while the two of us are away! ((She and Natsuko disappear ninja-style))
Saeki: WAIT! ((growls)) I cant believe they left me with a vampire, crazy vampire hunter, two demon-possessed guys, two duel monster duelist that hate each other, a mazoku, a professional assassin, two killing androids, a full-blooded youkai and two brother that hate each other ((silence))…hey, this might turn out very interesting…((Grins))
Steven: They're hunting? What does that mean? (He's so clueless and sweet!)
Alucard: That means there will be more bishonen around the house…
Anderson: This won't be good… ((Sweat drops and looks at the Lady-loving group, who look very pissed))
Sesshomaru: another one!
Killua: Damn it…
Seto: More competition…
Cell: This is bad…
Sasuke: Damned brother…I mean, damned new bishie…
PERFECT THEME: Survival examination (Naruto)
((Natsuko and Kira are jumping from roof to roof))
Natsuko: So, where are we going exactly?
Kira: In the letter, Neko-chan said that since neither of us have any bishonens from Shaman King, so we should try there! There are other bishonen hunters applying for that house, so we should try to catch Hao! You and I already have most of the bishonens that can be worth more than Hao
Natsuko: Alright!
Kira: Hey, what's your hunting name?
Natsuko: What do you think?
Kira: Alright, Natsuko it is! ((she brings up her hand to her face)) Hunter search on! ((A transparent screen appears from her ring, showing numerous names)) Search, Natsuko! ((Names start rolling)) Ah, there you go. I found you…you have Itachi and Neji, Neji is your main bishonen. You have caught them only once. You have passed "Trainee" and are rated as "Beginner". You caught both of your bishonens in "conscious" state. Hmm…you're not so bad. Itachi is very hard to catch…
Natsuko: Heh, I know. What's your hunting name?
Kira: Lady Cell
Natsuko: Hai! ((Brings up her hand to her face)) Hunter search on! ((A transparent screen appears from her ring, showing numerous names)) Search, Lady Cell! ((Names start rolling)) Here you are, Lady Cell. You have caught Seto Kaiba; Atem; Cell; Cell Jr. #27; Killua; Xellos; Sesshomaru; Alucard; Alexander; Naruto; Sasuke and Gaara. Also, you caught many other bishonens, but you let them go. You caught Cell and Killua twice before, and Gaara and Sesshomaru once, also you caught Kai once too. You are rated "VIP". You caught all of your current bishonens in "conscious" state. Before, you caught Gaara in "unconscious" state. Wow, that's pretty amazing!
Kira: Yeah, but this time Milantex caught all the bishonens for me, because I was too busy with doing nothing.
Natsuko: Why did you let the bishies you caught free before?
Kira: Heh, I was wondering if anyone would be able to catch them except for me
Natsuko: And? Did anyone else catch them?
Kira: Iye. I was the only one. Also, I let them go because, well, they had lives before I caught them you know
Natsuko: Oh…hey, where are we exactly?
Kira: ((Stops and looks around)) Hey, we are…hey, when did we get here? This is where Hao is supposed to…be… ((smirks))
Natsuko: Hao! ((Heart eyes))
Kira: Yeah, but he should be hard to catch…Maybe we should try together…
Natsuko: Hmmm…but how should we catch him?
Perfect Theme: Afternoon of Konoha
((Back at home, Saeki is making Ramen with Naruto))
Naruto: Ramen, ramen, ramen! ((Grins))
Saeki: Didn't you just eat?
Naruto: I'm still hungry…
Saeki: Oh, ok then! ((Continues cooking))
((in the other room, Killua is poking the tied up Sasuke))
Sasuke: Stop poking me…
Killua: Poke, poke, poke… ((Grins))
Itachi: ((Watching them))
Sasuke: What are you watching! ((tries to wiggle out of the rope he is tied with, but no use)) I so want to kill you…
Itachi: Haven't you ever heard? Its human to make mistakes, its godly to forgive!
Sasuke: ((Growls angrily))
STILL SAME THEME
((The two Bishonen hunters walk around))
Natsuko: So who thought of the rules and those silly things like, when the bishie is caught "conscious" or "unconscious" and stuff?
Kira: Neko-chan thought of it all. The rankings are easy enough to understand, but trainees get confused by the "conscious" and "unconscious" stuff. "Conscious" means that the bishonen was caught by his own will, that he agreed to it. Bishonen's caught like these are mostly the "Friendly" kind, meaning they become friends with the hunter. But, of course, that doesn't mean he wont fall for you sooner or latter. "Unconscious" means that the bishonen was caught while he…hmm, how should I explain this?
Natsuko: Oh, oh, I know this one! When a bishonen starts acting slightly OOC around you, goes all mushy and stuff, that means he was caught "Unconsciously!", because he's not even conscious of the fact that he was caught
Kira: Cool, guess I don't need to explain that stuff to you!
Natsuko: Well, yeah! I'm not a trainee anymore!
Kira: But I didn't get all that right until I got the "Pro" ranking, and I still mess it up!
((the two continue chatting, unaware that someone is watching them))
Natsuko: The best thing to do is to split up and cover more ground in our search.
Kira: There is the Patch Village and then there is this rocky dessert. Which do you chose?
Natsuko: Well, he might be bothering Yoh in the Patch Village, so I'll go there.
Kira: Ok then, I'll take the rocky dessert. If either of us manages to find him, we will use Hunter Contact. Do not go after him yourself, because he is known for even killing some hunters. We will meet in Patch Village in on hour!
Natsuko: Alright! ((Disappears ninja-style))
Kira: ((Sighs)) Now lets explore, shall we? ((Starts walking in an unknown direction))
Unknown person: ((smirks)) Bishonen hunters, eh?
PERFECT THEME: Konohamaru's Theme
((Natsuko is in PatchVillage
Natsuko: Now, where should I go look for clues first? ((Looks around and notices Silva at the fast-food stand, Anna, Yoh, Ryo and Faust talking about who knows what with him)) It must be my lucky day! ((Walks to Silva)) Ano, I'd like one burger please
Silva: Coming right up!
Anna: Yeah, I guess it is time to eat…
Silva: What would you be having?
Anna: ((Takes out her own food))
Silva: ((sweat drops)) can you not bring your own food!
Anna: I don't want to waste money, so it's better for Ryo to cook for me
Natsuko: ((Sweat drops)) that's Anna for you…
Silva: Here's your burger!
Natsuko: Oh, thank you ((Pays him and takes her burger, eating a bite)) Excuse me, but do you know anything about… ((Sees Ryo drooling over her burger)) Ok, I'm creped out right about now…If I give you the burger, will you stop looking at me? ((Offers him his burger)) Are you…hungry? ((Her burger disappears out of her hands, because Ryo already devoured it))
Ryo: ((Goes all hearts)) AAH! No one ever cared for me like that! You must be an angel sent from the sky to be my shaman queen!
Natsuko: ((Goes slightly blue in the face)) N…n…n…NANI?
Ryo: ((Still all hearts)) Be…(Takes out a bouquet of flowers out of nowhere)) …my… ((Takes her hand)) ..shaman queen!
Natsuko: ((Slightly scared)) I just wanted him to stop looking at the burger! ((Turns to the rest of the gang)) Umm, is this thing yours?
Anna: ((Sighs)) Ryo, let go of the poor girl, you're scaring her
Ryo: Demo…
Anna: If you don't let go, all of you will go on my new training schedule!
((Ryo gets stoned, Faust goes all crazy, and Yoh looks like death is looking him in the eye))
Natsuko: ((Takes her hand out of the stoned Ryo's grip)) Thank you ((Turns back to Silva)) As I was saying, do you know anything about The Star group?
THEME CHANGE: evil (Naruto)
Silva: ((Turns serious)) The Star Group?
The rest: ((Turn all ears))
Natsuko: Souda yo ne
Silva: Why do you want to know? They are very dangerous
Natsuko: I know, demo, I need to find them. It's very important
Anna: Give up
Natsuko: nani? ((Looks at Anna and narrows her eyes))
Anna: From what I can see, you're not even a Shaman. If you just showed your face in front of Hao, he would not hesitate to kill you.
Natsuko: No he wont! Me and my friend will get him, even if it's the last thing we do!
Anna: Bishonen Hunters, ne?
Manta: Bishonen Hunters? What are those?
Yoh: ((Goes slightly pale)) You don't want to know…
Anna: I saw some other hunters come after Hao this morning, one was after Yoh also, but I chased her away
Natsuko: ((slightly disappointed)) Damn, so I'm too late…
Anna: Iye, they are dead
Natsuko: So Kira-chan wasn't kidding after all…
Anna: It's my advice to stay away from him
Natsuko: ((Slightly pissed)) Listen you, I don't care what you say! With Kira-chan on my side, Hao will finally be caught, got it!
Anna: Kira? That sounds familiar ((Brings her hand closer to her face)) Hunter Search on!
Natsuko: YOU'RE A BISHONEN HUNTER!
Anna: Yeah, so? Search, Kira! ((Names roll)) Hmm, nothing ((Gasps)) Could it be? Search, Lady Cell! ((Names roll))…Lets see…Lady Cell, alias: Kira…Rating: "VIP"!
Natsuko: ((Grins)) I have good friend, ne?
Anna: …even though…I still think you don't stand a chance…
Natsuko: Well anyway, if you guys have no information about Hao, I'll be on my way then…
Yoh: Matte! ((Natsuko stops)) Hao is really powerful, demo, I think I know someone who knows where he is now…
Natsuko: I'm listening…
Yoh: My dad…he is sure to know where he is! He is probably watching Ren, Horo-Horo and Chocolove train…
Natsuko: Where are they exactly?
Yoh: They should be in the desert, somewhere on the east. I don't know where exactly…
Natsuko: Arigato, Yoh-kun. Well then, I'll be on my way! ((Jumps on to a near by roof and goes east))
Manta: Why did you help her? Hao is sure to kill her
Yoh: Hmm…I dunno…I just thought I should ((Grins lazily))
Manta: I see… ((Sweat drops slightly))
PERFECT THEME: Fooling mode (Naruto)
((Back to Kira-chan. She is still wandering around the dessert))
Kira: ((Completely bored out of her mind)) Aa-a…Maybe I should have picked the Patch Village…There is absolutely nothing here except for damned ROCKS! ((Kicks a rock)) ((sits down against a large rock, with her legs crossed, glaring at a piece of dust)) Nat-chan probably found something by now, she maybe even knows where Hao is! And what am I doing? I am wandering around the dessert, glaring at rock and not making any progress at all! ((Suddenly, she senses something)) What the…? ((Moves her head slightly to the side, and a small rock flies by her face, in to the rock behind her, making a small crater, and also cutting her cheek a little bit))
THEME CHANGE: Hao's Song (Shaman King)
Voice: Eh? Who would have thought that you would avoid that?
Kira: ((Quickly gets up)) who is there! ((Looks around)) Show yourself!
Voice: Aww, and to think you don't recognize my voice… ((Appears behind Kira and whispers in her ear)) …Bishonen Hunter
Kira: HAO! ((Jumps a few meters away from him)) Damn it, I better contact Natsuko, and fast… ((Brings ring closer to her face)) Message's, ON! Send to… ((Hao attacks her, but she manages to jump away))
Hao: Tsk, tsk, tsk…don't you want to catch me yourself? ((Smirks))
Kira: ((Growls)) I won't stand a chance against him alone… ((Tries to send the message again, but sees that the ring is missing)) Nani!
Hao: ((Smirks and holds up her ring)) I don't think you will be needing this
Kira: ((Still growling at Hao)) Now what should I do? I better try to go find Natsuko, I can't beat him alone! ((Makes a few seals)) Bunshin no Jutsu! ((Ten of her appear and they all split up in different directions))
Hao: Oh? This is most interesting…Spirit of Fire! ((the Spirit of Fire appears, and he back flips on to its palm)) Find the real one and go after her ((Spirit of Fire nods))
PERFECT THEME: Fooling mode (Naruto)
((Natsuko is in the east part if the dessert. There she finds Ren, Chocolove and Horo-Horo training))
Natsuko: Ano, sorry for intruding, but where is the old man?
Chocolove: Eh? ((Jumps off Speed Hoiirugu and walks up to Natsuko)) Why are you looking for that old man?
Natsuko: He has some information I need
Horo-Horo: ((also walks up to her)) Sorry to say, but the old man disappeared to look for Yoh and gang; he said he needed to talk to them about something
Natsuko: Oh damn …
Chocolove: Oh man…
Horo-Horo: ((Punches Chocolove)) Stop with the damned puns! Anyway, what did you say your name was?
Natsuko: I didn't. I'm Natsuko
Chocolove: Asoko! (This means "there" (as a place))
Horo-Horo: ((Punches him away)) Chocolove! ((Turns to Natsuko)) Hehehe, don't mind him; he just has a bad sense in humor…Anyway, you can wait here for him if you want!
Natsuko: Domo
Ren: ((Humphs)) A Bishonen Hunter is not welcome here.
Natsuko: Why not?
Horo-Horo: Eh? Bishonen Hunter! Are you hunting me! ((Turns all hopeful))
Chocolove: ((Pushes Horo-Horo away)) she must be here for me!
Ren: Even if she was crazy enough to be here for you, you aren't going. We have the Shaman Fights to win. ((Smirks)) Besides, she is here for me
Natsuko: ((Slightly pissed)) You're soooo full of yourself, aren't you Ren? Well guess what, I am not here for you either! I'm after the evil Asakura twin!
All three: HAO?
Horo-Horo: Are you nuts? Hao's gonna kill you! He killed many other hunters before!
Natsuko: Ok, ok, I get it! I already heard all that from Anna!
Chocolove: So that's why you want the old man…he most probably knows where Hao is
Natsuko: Exactly
Mikihisa: ((Appears out of nowhere)) Yo
All four: Ouyaji!
Mikihisa: ((Sees Natsuko)) Hmm? Who is this young lady?
Natsuko: Ah, Gomen ne. Watashi wa Natsuko, and I was wondering…(Horo-Horo and Chocolove get in front of her))
Chocolove: She is a Bishonen Hunter
Horo-Horo: And she's after Hao!
Natsuko: ((Vein pop)) Would you two…((Pushes them away)) GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Mikihisa: Eh, is that true? You're after Hao?
Natsuko: Well, yeah. Me and my friend need to catch him together in order to get something…
Mikihisa: You do realize Hao kills Bishonen Hunters he doesn't like? So far he didn't anyone that came…
Natsuko: Yes, I am aware of that. Kira-chan warned me about that, so did Anna and these guys here too.
Mikihisa: Ok then, I'll tell you where he is!
Horo-Horo: EEEEEEH!
Chocolove: How can you do that? It's too dangerous!
Horo-Horo: If you tell her where Hao is, then at least tell her under the condition that one of us goes and helps her!
Natsuko: I wonder if this is "Unconscious" capture…but again, they are not acting OOC, so I guess it isn't…
Mikihisa: Hmm…alright, if that means you will stop bugging me. ((Turns to Natsuko)) Will you accept these conditions?
Natsuko: Sure!
Mikihisa: Hao is usually hanging around the dessert parts West from Patch Village, he should be there…
Natsuko: Kira is in that part…but I guess she didn't have any luck then ((Looks at her ring)) I didn't get any messages…(Turns to Mikihisa)) So, who do I have to go with?
Mikihisa: ((Puts hand to his chin)) Hmmm…((Looks over Horo-Horo and Chocolove, who are looking like they really want to go with her, and Ren, who looks like this is all bothersome)) You can go with…((Grins under his mask)) Ren!
Chocolove and Horo-Horo: EEEEEEH!
Ren: NANI!
Natsuko: Oooh, not so bad…
Ren: Why do I have to go with her? It's none of my business who she wants to catch!
Mikihisa: Seeing that your teammates worry about her a lot, and since you are the leader, you should take care of her
Ren: ((Growls))
Natsuko: So I guess we'll be leaving together…
Ren: ((Silent))
Natsuko: I'll take that as a "Yeah Natsuko, it is a pleasure to travel with you!"
Ren: You wish…
Natsuko: Anyway, I need to meet with Kira-chan in Patch Village in 5 minutes, so we better get going…((Smirks at Ren)) Ren-kun
Ren: ((Continues his grumbling))
((The two leave for Patch Village))
PERFECT THEME: Brave heart (Shaman King)
((Meanwhile, in the west part of the dessert, Kira is getting beaten up))
Kira: I need to get that ring ((Evades another blow from the Spirit of Fire)) Aww damn, my clothes are all burnt!
Hao: I thought you would be more of a challenge ((looks slightly disappointed)) Well, I guess I'll have to kill you now
Kira: ((gets pissed)) you want a challenge? You got it! ((Bites her finger, does a few seals and brings it to the ground)) KUCHYOSE NO JUTSU! ((A big puff of smoke appears, and in seconds Kira is sitting on the shoulder of a large Spirit of Water)) How do you like that, huh?
Hao: Eh? You're different after all…
((The two spirits start fighting, clawing, throwing balls of fire/water on each other, etc, etc. After some time, both Hao and Kira look tired))
Hao: I underestimated you, Bishonen Hunter
Kira: Heh, glad to hear that
Hao: May I know your name?
Kira: I guess this is a good thing… ((Sweat drops slightly)) I am Kira Benington, also known as Lady Cell. I am the founder of the Bishonen Hunter Organization! ((Smirks)) I am also the one who is going to catch you
Hao: ((Chuckles)) Are you sure about that? ((his spirit catches Kira unready and manages to knock her off her spirit, sending her crashing in to a nearby mountain)) I actually think… ((Kira gets up from the pile of rocks, but then Hao appears behind her)) …That I am going to catch you
Kira: What is that supposed to mean? ((Turns around only to have Hao pin her to the wall (umm…the side of the mountain, I guess…))) Hanase!
Hao: What about…No? ((Smirks and then kisses her))
Kira: ((eyes widen)) ((the ring Hao was holding glows, and the transparent screen appears again. On it, it says "Hao caught 'consciously' by: Lady Cell, ranking of bishonen: Ultra VIP, ranking of hunter: VIP")) I…caught him? ((Breaks the kiss)) does this mean…I caught you?
Hao: ((chuckles)) As I was saying, it's more that I caught you
PERFECT THEME: Sasuke "Destiny" (Naruto)
((Back to Natsuko and Ren))
Natsuko: Oh god, I'm so worried! Kira-chan is late! What could have happened?
Ren: She was most probably killed by Hao
Natsuko: Don't be so heartless! Kira-chan is my best friend you bastard! ((Glares at him with slightly watery eyes))
Ren: ((Goes silent and continues watching her, feeling slightly guilty))
Natsuko: ((turns away from him, when a screen appears from her ring)) Eh, message from Kira! ((Looks at it)) But…the screen is empty… ((Eyes widen)) Oh no, Kira-chan! ((Runs off to the West))
Ren: Oi, matte! ((Runs after her))
((The two are in the dessert))
Natsuko: Kira-chan, Kira-chan where are you! ((Continues running when she gets caught in a force field, and she gets enveloped in fire)) AAAAAAAAAAH!
Ren: NATSUKO! ((Somehow manages to free her)) ((Lays her to the ground)) Natsuko, daijowu? Are you hurt?
Natsuko: ((Blushes slightly)) I…iye… ((Looks at her body)) Eh? There are no burns?
Ren: It must have been an illusion or something…
Natsuko: Iye, it hurt so bad…And it still hurts…I don't think I can walk properly…
THEME CHANGE: In you-Jeanne (Shaman King)
Ren: ((Helps her up and puts her arm around her neck and his arm around his waist so that he could support her)) Don't worry, I'll help you…
Natsuko: ((Blushes)) Arigato… ((Her ring gloves and a screen appears saying "Tao Ren caught 'unconsciously' by: Natsuko, ranking of bishonen: Advanced, ranking of hunter: beginner, now ranking: Advanced)) ((She and Ren look at it)) I…caught you? My first…unconscious catch… ((Smiles)) I can' believe this…
Ren: ((Silent, when Natsuko hugs him)) ((Blushes))
Natsuko: I went on this trip to catch Hao, but I caught you!
Ren: Y…yeah… ((looks at her and smiles, then he hugs her back))
Voice: Oi, Nat-chan!
THEME CHANGE: Northern Lights (Shaman King)
Natsuko: ((Blinks and turns around)) K…KIRA!
((Kira is being supported by Hao, because she was injured and tired from their fight))
Kira: Guess who I caught! ((Grins))
Natsuko: ((Still supported by Ren)) No, you guess who I caught! And guess who got promoted to Advanced!
((The two girls laugh as they both got what they wanted))
PERFECT THEME: Omokage (Shaman King)
((Back at home))
The two girls: ((Open the door)) TADAIMA!
Saeki: Well it's about time you two got back! ((Blinks)) Man, you two look like you came back from a war
Kira: ((Still supported by Hao)) Well, being a Bishonen Hunter is a war in some way
Natsuko: ((Still supported by Ren)) It's a everlasting battle!
Saeki: Eh? Ren and Hao! Even though I am not a bishonen hunter, and never will be one, I think those two should be very hard to catch
Kira: Nah ((Grins))
Natsuko: It was easy ((Grins also))
((The other bishonens, Milantex and Apocalypse come in to the room to greet the rooms))
Kira: Hey Apo-kun, meet my newest bishonen. Hao-sama!
Hao: ((Smirks when he sees Apocalypse's jealous face))
Apocalypse: Yeah, that's nice…So, how did you catch him?
Hao: ((Smirks again)) she didn't catch me, I caught her
Sasuke: ((Who is still tied up and was dragged in to the room by Naruto)) What does that mean!
Kira: ((Blushes slightly)) well, we were fighting and he wanted to kill me, but then he decided he liked me and…
Hao: I kissed her, thus I was the one who claimed her, not the other way around ((Smirks when he sees the Kira-loving-gang go berserk))
Sesshomaru: You stole a kiss from Kira's lips! ((Glares))
Seto: You…(Glares))
Sasuke: You bastard! ((Glares))
Killua: You will pay for that! ((Glares))
Cell: You will die from my hand! ((Glares))
Apocalypse: Only I can kiss her ((Glares))
The other five: WHAT! ((The Kira-loving-gang start arguing over who deserves to kiss Kira the most))
Atem: Anyway, nice to meet you
Anderson: Same here…
Alucard: Heh, from what I can see, you're an evil one…I think I'll like you ((Evil grin))
Xellos: ((Whispers in Hao's ear)) And, I can tell you how to annoy the Kira-loving-gang in the best way
Hao: ((Smirks)) Heh, I think I'll like you
Steven: Cool, I want to annoy with you! ((Grins))
Gaara: ((Walks up to Hao)) Rest while you still can, for once Kira recovers, I will get you for that kiss
Hao: ((Smirks)) I'll remember that
Natsuko: Itachi, Neji, come meet Ren. He'll be with us for a looooong time ((Grins))
Neji: ((Glares slightly)) Nice to meet you ((Whispers in his ear)) But she is mine
Ren: ((Smirks and whispers back)) We'll see about that
Itachi: Nice to meet you, Ren ((Friendly smirk)) (You know, the smirk of approval, it isn't a smile, but a smirk!)
Ren: Heh, same here ((Returns the smirk))
Milantex: So, did you get the house?
Kira: Oh yeah, I completely forgot about that…
Alucard: ((fades out then fades in)) You got mail ((Gives it to Kira))
Kira: It's from Neko-chan ((Everyone gets around her)) Lets see…Congratulations on being the first one to catch Hao miss Lady Cell, congratulations on becoming and Advance miss Natsuko, but do you think that will get you the house? ((She and Nat-chan go slightly sad)) Because if that's what you thought, then you…thought…RIGHT! ((she and Nat-chan hug each other)) We're roomies Nat-chan!
Natsuko: I know Kira-chan! WOOT, WOOT!
Sasuke: Nooooooo…I don't want to live with my brother
Itachi: Oh come on, it will be fun ((Puts hand on his shoulder))
Sasuke: Don't touch me…
Kira: Alright guys, lets get packing and go find that house!
Natsuko: HELL YEAH!
Saeki: So I guess you girls will be living together then!
Kira: ((Looks at Saeki, then grins)) Hey, Nat-chan ((She and Natsuko whisper something, then turn back to Saeki))
Natsuko: Ok Saeki-kun, whether you like it or not
Kira: You are living with us from now on!
Saeki: Wow! Really!
Natsuko: That's right! You're our best friend, ne?
Kira: And we best friends have to stick together, ne?
Both of the girls: So pack your stuff and lets get going!
Saeki: OMG, thank you girls!
Milantex and Apocalypse: What about us?
Kira: You will carry our luggage!
Milantex and Apocalypse: ((Chibi tears)) Why us?
Woot, Woot! Finally finished! Another long one! The rules maybe confusing, but Neko-chan thought of them. I really am not in charge of the Bishonen Hunters, I gave it to Neko-chan. I still have the title of the Founder of the Bishonen Hunters Organization! In the Next chapter Nat-chan and I find our house and we all get settled in, and Saeki is forced to live with us!…But what are we planning? And what about Milantex and Apocalypse?