"HIM and chocolate for a broken heart" by Lady Cell
((The entire gang, composed of Natsuko, Kira and their bishonens and Saeki, moved in to the GIGANTIC house because they won Neko-chan's competition. But something's no one knew happened during the few days they were living together…Now what will happen?))
((The sound of HIM's "And love said no" is heard coming from Kira's room))
Natsuko: Kira-chan! ((Knocks on door)) Kira-chan, dinner's ready! ((Nothing is heard except for the music)) ((Sighs)) Oh man, I wish I could help her in some way…I haven't seen her face for almost three days now…I'm worried
Saeki: ((Walks up to her)) Me too, but she wants to be alone right now…
Natsuko: ((Sighs again)) I…still can't believe they broke up…They…were such a nice couple…
Saeki: Just drop it; he's an anime-hating asshole (A/n: He really said this…) She's better off without him…
Natsuko: And yet, she's so hurt…
((FLASHBACK))
((Natsuko is making dinner, while Naruto is trying to steal some food))
Natsuko: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! ((Bonks Naruto with a spoon))
Naruto: ((Whines)) I'm telling Kira-chan on you!
Saeki: ((Walks in)) what's all the yelling about?
Natsuko: He's trying to spoil dinner!
Naruto: Am not!
((As the two bicker, Kira walks in, looking deep in thought, and she was completely wet))
Saeki: Oh, hi Kira-chan! Aw man, you're all wet from the rain!
Kira: ((Seems as if she doesn't even notice him))
Natsuko: ((Stops fighting Naruto)) You should go and change your clothes before you get sick…And can you please tell him to stop bothering me in the kitchen! He's your bishonen you know!
Naruto: She hit me with a spoon!
Kira: ((Walks up to the door that leads to the living room))
Natsuko: ((Blinks)) Kira-chan, is something wrong?
Kira: ((Stops)) ((slightly sad voice)) No, nothings wrong… ((Looks at floor)) Its just that…Apo-kun and I broke up ((Gives away sad smile))
((The three gasp))
All three: WHAT!
Kira: D…don't worry, its no big deal…D…don't worry about me, alright? ((Goes to the cupboard and takes as much chocolate products as she could find)) I hope you don't mind, but I would like to be alone for a while, ok? And don't tell the boys about this, ok? ((Walks out of the kitchen and heads for the stairs))
Alucard: ((Fades in)) this looks serious…
Naruto: ((Growls)) Chikuso…And I can't do anything to help her!
((END FLASHBACK))
Natsuko: To be honest, I hopped never to see that sad smile…
Saeki: She was smiling so not to worry us…
Natsuko: And her boys are getting slightly restless too…And for some reason, Naruto didn't blab his mouth off like usual.
Naruto: ((From downstairs)) NATSUKO, WE'RE HUNGRY!
Natsuko: Speaking of the devil ((sweat drops))
Saeki: C'mon, let's go eat…
Natsuko: Right
((The two walk downstairs))
((Inside of Kira's room))
Song: Love's icy tomb
Dug open for you
Lies in a cemetery that bears my name
Love's violent tune
From me to you
Rips your heart out and leaves you
bleeding with a smile on your face
Kira: ((Sitting on the window and looking outside at the night sky, holding a bar of chocolate in her hands, as a fresh trail of tears start their way down her pale cheeks)) (No duh! She's been locked in that room for 3 days, and she didn't even bother to change her clothes from the rain that was pouring that day! Of course she's turning pale!)
Song: Kill me
I begged and love said no
Leave me
for dead and let me go
Kill me
I cried and love said no
Kill me
I cried and love said no
Natsuko: ((Finishes setting up the table and wipes her forehead)) Alright, food is ready you guys!
((The bishonens, both Nat-chan's and Kira's come in. Kira's bishies seem kinda…down…as everyone takes their seats))
Saeki: ((Walks in and sees the bishies)) they're starting to get depressed too…not knowing what's with their "Master" and all…
Ren: ((Looks at Kira's bishonens)) what is it with you guys?
Steven: ((Chibi tears)) Kira-chan isn't here again…
Natsuko: ((Slightly sweat drops)) Umm, I'm sure she will be better any time soon…
Killua: ((Glares at Natsuko)) And what exactly is wrong with her?
Natsuko: Jesus, they are cranky! ((Clears throat)) Well…she just wanted some alone time…
((Suddenly, Milantex comes barging thru the door))
Milantex: Hi everybody, I finally found Kira-chan's Rio-ohki doll! ((Holds up a plushy of the cabbit)) Where is she?
Saeki: Not now please…She's not in a mood to see anyone
Milantex: Oooh…still sad because she and Apo broke up?
((Silence washes all over the room))
Saeki, Naruto and Natsuko: BAKA!
Milantex: What? ((senses the evil aura coming from Kira's bishonens)) Ooh…you didn't tell them yet…
Natsuko: DUH! ((Lets out a scared sound when Gaara bends his spoon))
Atem: ((Gets up from the table, beyond pissed)) WHAT!
Seto: ((Does the same thing Atem does)) Why weren't we informed about this!
Xellos: ((Eyes snap open)) Why the hell didn't you tell us!
Saeki: She said not to tell you guys, chill!
Sasuke: We are her bishonens, we deserve to know!
Killua: That's right! If we don't deserve to know, nobody does!
Natsuko: C'mon, lay off guys! I'm sure she had a good reason!
Cell: You should have told us!
Sesshomaru: That's right! If our lady isn't well, you should have told us so!
Hao: ((Growls angrily)) You…
Natsuko: ((Eyes widen when she notices everyone's evil aura, but before Hao got a chance to attack her, Ren, Neji and Itachi appeared in front of her as protection)) ((Pouts)) I didn't need help you know.
Neji: ((Smirks at her)) Yeah right
Itachi: ((Smirks also)) You should be more thankful, you know
Hao: Get out of my way! ((Beyond pissed))
Ren: Calm it! It's not her fault
Naruto: ALRIGHT EVERYONE, COOL IT DOWN!
((Everyone goes silent as they look at Naruto))
Naruto: Kira-chan didn't want us guys to say anything because she didn't want to worry us! It was just dumb luck Alucard and I heard her!
Alucard: ((Sipping on his blood bag as he looks around))
Alexander: You mean you knew! And you didn't tell me! You damned vampire!
Naruto: Like I said, chill it! Listen, I know you're pissed, I was too, but that doesn't mean should blame them guys for it!
((Everyone calms down a bit))
Hao: ((Sighs angrily)) Fine! I guess you're right
Killua: I guess…we overreacted…
Atem: ((Sighs and sits back on to his chair)) Yes, she didn't want us to worry…
Sesshomaru: She worries about us even in her most painful times…
Steven: Hey, where is Gaara?
((Everyone looks around))
Ren: And that jackass Hao is missing too…
((Hao is making his way towards Kira's room, the sound of HIM getting louder which each step, when he sees Gaara there))
Hao: Eeh? I guess you beaten me again
Gaara: Unlike you, I wasn't wasting my time with arguments
((Silence))
Hao: Well? Aren't you going in?
Gaara: ((Puts his hand on the slide door)) the idiots downstairs said she wanted to be alone…
Hao: ((Smirks slightly)) Well she should have thought of that before she became a bishonen hunter ((Walks up to the door)) I say open it
Gaara: ((Looks at Hao for a second and silently slide opens the door))
((Kira is still sitting on the window, but now she was sleeping. On the floor were numerous chocolate wrappers, and hanging from her hand was an unfinished M-joy (Gotta love that chocolate). She was incredibly pale, and the tears were dry, but only until she wakes up from whatever dream world she created))
Song: I know how it feels to be on your own
In this cruel world where hearts are bound to turn to stone
Where you are alone
And tired of breathing
Gaara: Kira-chan… ((Walks over to her slowly and puts his hand on her cheek)
Hao: It isn't normal for her skin to be so pale
Gaara: She's burning up…
Hao: Lets take her downstairs… ((Is about to pick her up, when Kira puts her hand on his chest))
Kira: No…Don't take me downstairs…I'll just worry everyone if they saw me like this…
Song: It's all going wrong
And you just can't stand the pain any more
You're too numb to believe in
In anything
Gaara: Don't be foolish, you have a high fever
Kira: I don't care…just leave me here…I'll get better eventually…
Hao: Why didn't you tell us?
Kira: ((gives a weak smile)) because you would get angry
Hao: ((Laughs)) Well that is expected from you
Song: Baby just don't close your heart
Baby just don't close your heart
Baby just don't close your heart
Darling don't let me down
Hao: So, is this how you defeat heartache's? Stuffing yourself with chocolate, staring in to space and listening to HIM?
Kira: ((Smile)) its effective…
Gaara: Do you want to talk about it
Kira: ((Smile saddens)) It's just that Apo said that…(tears start rolling down))
Song: I know how easy it is to let go
Surrender to despair lurking at your door
To lose your soul and all your feelings
Strength all gone
Gaara: You shouldn't spill your tears over him
Kira: Demo…
Hao: He's right. Stop thinking about it and go back to sleep.
Kira: ((Nods slowly and drifts off back to sleep))
Song: And so many things left unsaid
And deeds undone
You've stopped caring
'Cause it's all in vain
Gaara: He will suffer for making her cry
((Natsuko with her bishies, Kira's bishies, Saeki and Milantex come in))
Natsuko and Saeki: ((gasp when they see the pale Kira)) Kira-chan!
Lady-loving-bishies: My lady!
The rest: Kira!
Song: Baby just don't close your heart
Baby just don't close your heart
Baby just don't close your heart
Darling don't let me down
((Hao And Gaara go slightly wide eyed, but Hao managed to put his hands over Kira's ears so that she wouldn't wake up from the yelling))
Gaara: ((Glares)) Be. Quiet.
((Everyone looks at Gaara's dangerous glare and notice the sand behind him, so they decide to listen to him))
Song: You are so alone
And tired of breathing
It's all going wrong
And you just can't stand the pain
Natsuko: ((soft voice)) What is wrong with her?
Hao: ((Removes his hands from Kira's ear)) She's sick and broken hearted. What do you think is wrong with her?
Natsuko: ((sighs)) Cranky…
Sesshomaru: ((walks up to Kira)) My Lady…
Rest of Kira's bishies: ((Sad eyes))
Saeki: Let's get out so that we wouldn't wake her up.
Song: Baby just don't close your heart
Baby just don't close your heart
Baby just don't close your heart
Darling don't let me down
Don't let me down
((Everyone nods and walks out, Hao and Gaara last))
Natsuko: ((soft voice)) Gaara, Hao, c'mon…
((the two stay silent, but walk out of the room before Natsuko closes the door))
Song: Don't let me down
Just don't let me down
((Downstairs, everyone is in the kitchen))
Natsuko: I say lets kill him!
Saeki: ((Raises hand)) I second that
Rest of Kira's bishies: ((Raises hand in agreement))
Milantex: Oi, you can't do that! Apo is a good friend of mine
Saeki: You do realize that he said that he's giving up on anime?
Milantex: He did? ((shakes head)) I don't care! He's still a friend
Sasuke: And isn't Kira your friend too!
Milantex: Yeah, she's my best friend but…
Hao: But what!
Milantex: Umm…violence is not the answer?
Steven: Don't you support violence?
Milantex: Quiet you!
Saeki: Now that I think of it…
((Everyone glares at him))
Saeki: Yeah, killing him is the only option ((Sweat drops))
Milantex: Lady wouldn't like you guys going off and killing her ex, no matter what he did
Xellos: Yeah, she would go for mental torture ((Smirks and thinks of the possibilities))
Natsuko: ((gets an idea)) Oooh Itachi… ((Latches on Itachi's arm)) Would you pweaaaase use your technique to torture Apo-no-baka?
Itachi: ((blushes)) Ok…
Natsuko: ((Smirks evilly)) Works every time
Song: ((From upstairs)) You can't you see he's the heartless
Your pain won't ever be love
It doesn't matter how hard you try
To you all is lost
He's the heartless
Natsuko: ((Hears the song)) To you all is lost…poor Kira-chan…
Saeki: He's the heartless…Yup, suits her situation well
Neji: Shouldn't we let Kira think of an appropriate punishment?
Everyone: ((Blinks and looks at him))
Saeki: Hey, he does have a point…
Natsuko: But I want to beat Apo up!
Voice: Minna…
((Everyone turns to see Kira walking inside, crying))
Natsuko: ((Runs over to her)) What's wrong? Why are you crying again?
Kira: Oh…It's…it's…umm…nothing…
Xellos: I can sense your feelings. You're sad, broken hearted and pissed beyond redemption. What's wrong?
Kira: ((Looks at everyone and starts crying harder)) H…he…he has a new girlfriend!
Natsuko: He has a new girlfriend?
Saeki: He has a new girlfriend?
Milantex: Who kicked who in the what now?
((Everyone stares at him))
Milantex: …What?
Natsuko: ((chooses to ignore him)) Kira, who has a girlfriend?
Kira: ((mutters something))
Anderson: Huh?
Atem: Speak louder
Kira: ((tears roll down)) Apocalypse…
((Gasps are heard all over the room))
Seto: ((glares at Milantex)) Now how do you feel about killing him?
Milantex: Like I said, violence is not the answer
Killua: ARGH! He's hopeless!
Natsuko: Oh Kira…(hugs Kira))
Saeki: How come you are so sure?
Kira: My most trustworthy friend just called me and told me…he found some fancy prep girl…And when I looked thru the window I saw him…with…her…
Everyone (almost): ((Cringes)) Eew, prep girl…
Natsuko: C'mon, stop thinkin' 'bout it. You have your bishonens, you have my bishonens, you have me…
Saeki: And me!
Natsuko: And Ramen Freak…
Saeki: Right…hey!
Milantex: And me too!
Natsuko: And the boring guy…
Milantex: ((glares)) oi…
Kira: ((smiles)) Arigato
Natsuko: Now that we got that settled, what do you say we plan on how to get back at Apo during dinner?
Naruto: Yeah, dinner!
Kira: O…ok…
((And so, they all sit down for dinner and chat over ways to get back at Apo and try to cheer Kira up, while from her room HIM is still playing loudly))
Kira: ((Gaara and Hao are sitting on each side of her)) Hao-sama, Gaara-sama
Hao: Hmm?
Gaara: What is it?
Kira: ((Blushes)) thank you… ((Gives each a kiss on the cheek))
Hao: ((Smirks and looks at Gaara, and gives him thumbs up))
Gaara: ((Smirks back))
Song: ((From upstairs)) just one smile and I'm wild
one smile and I'm ready to die
'Cause you're so beautiful
Ok, this chapter was here just for me. This is how I really felt when I became boyfriend-less…And chocolate and HIM is really the best thing when you are heartbroken...But I didn't get sick, I just felt sick when we broke up...And yes, Hao and Gaara are my favs, how'd you guess? Lol, see yah peepz