"The evolution-Bishoujo hunters" by Lady Cell
((Natsuko's, Kira's and Saeki's room, the three are sleeping peacefully on their mats. Kira is hugging her pillow and wearing a white nightgown, Saeki is wearing a gray pajama, he's a crazy sleeper and one of his legs is over Natsuko, who is wearing a blue pajama with clouds, and she is also a wild sleeper))
Natsuko: ((Wakes up)) Ah, another morning ((She sits up and pushes Saeki's leg off of her)) Hah, they're still sleeping. Hey you two, wake up. We have breakfast to make!
Kira: ((Wakes up and sits up, rubbing her eyes)) ((Yawn)) Ohayo, minna…
Saeki: ((Manages to sit up with slight difficulties)) ((Yawn)) No mommy, I don't want to go to school today…
Natsuko: We aren't going to school baka.
Saeki: ((Blinks)) Oh yeah…
Kira: I'm making pancakes
Saeki: Mmm, Kira-chan's pancakes!
Natsuko: Are you gonna continue drooling or are you going to get out of bed and help?
Saeki: Grouch…
((The three are making breakfast, still in their pajamas))
Saeki: ((Is covered with a layer of flour)) Achoo!
Kira: ((Is also covered with a layer of flour and is mixing the pancake mixture)) Lalala…
Natsuko: ((Also covered with a layer of flour)) Oooh, more flour! ((She adds more flour in to the mixture, raising another cloud of flour))
Saeki: Achoo! Why do I have to make breakfast with you two?
Natsuko: ((Puts the mix in to the many frying pans)) Because we say so
Saeki: ((Raises eyebrow)) I see…
Kira: ((Starts flipping the pancakes)) It's so troublesome to make food for so many people, so that's why I need as much help as I can get.
Saeki: See, that's how you should explain stuff
Natsuko: ((Bonks him)) Urusae! ((Turns to Kira)) It's great that you are not moping around anymore…because of…everything you know
Kira: Mopping around won't do me any good. I just needed some time to realize that ((Sighs sadly)) Like Hao-sama told me, I shouldn't have ever loved
Saeki: ((Winces slightly)) That's harsh from him
Natsuko: ((Whispering to him)) He's just trying to get her to like him better
Saeki: ((Whispers back)) tell me something I don't know
Kira: ((Takes some sort of a microphone that was next to her)) Everyone, breakfast should be ready in a few minutes! ((Puts it away)) I love this house
Natsuko: Yeah, it's really handy. I'm glad we won the competition Neko-chan made.
Kira: Can you two take care of this for a second? I need to get the mail.
Saeki and Natsuko: Haaaai!
((Kira walks out))
((Dinning room. Everyone is downstairs, still in their pajamas. Most of the bishies are wearing either their boxers or just their pajama pants))
Natsuko: ((Walks in holding a large serving dish with pancakes)) Breakfast is served! ((Sees her bishies bare-chested)) Oooh…Nice ((drools))
Saeki: ((Follows her, also holding lots of pancakes in his hands and he's even balancing a plate on his head)) Girls are weird…
Natsuko: ((puts plates in front of her every bishie)) Enjoy the pancake ala Kira no Natsuko, made with love! ((Winks))
Saeki: ((Puts a plate in front of Xellos)) Oi, I helped too you know!
Natsuko: See if I care.
Naruto: ((already stuffing himself with pancakes)) Where's Kira-chan?
Natsuko: She went to get the mail
((Kira walks in to the dinning room, holding a package with a few letters on top))
Kira: I'm back! Ohayo, minna!
Her bishies: Ohayo Kira-chan
Kira: ((Checking thru the mail)) Junk mail, junk mail…Here's one for Natsuko ((Gives Natsuko the letter))
Natsuko: Aww, a letter from Michelle ((Opens the envelope and red paint sprays over her face)) …I'll kill her
Kira: And two for Saeki ((Gives him the letters)) plus a smaller package ((Gives it))
Saeki: Why would Michelle send me letters? ((Holds the letter away from him and opens it, but nothing comes out. He takes out the paper and opens it to read it, but a starfish jumps on his face)) …I'll help Natsuko
Kira: And a package for…me? I wonder from who it is… ((She opens the package and finds a note inside, along with some clothing)) The note says to set my Bishonen Hunter ring to frequency 3219
Natsuko: Oooh, a secret message of some sort
Saeki: ((Takes the clothing Kira got)) This looks kinda…skimpy
Kira: ((A screen appears from her ring and she sets the coordinates)) Oh well, as long as I don't have to wear it!
((An image of Neko-chan appears on the transparent screen))
Neko-chan: Ohayo!
Kira: Ah, it's Neko-chan
Neko-chan: Glad to see you too. How's the house serving ya?
Natsuko: It's da bomb!
Neko-chan: Glad to hear it, it was designed so that it would withstand ANYTHING.
Saeki: Figures, with all those super-powered bishies that get jealous over Kira-chan all the time
Kira loving group: ((Evil aura)) Urusae
Saeki: Eek!
Neko-chan: Well anyway, Kira. Me and my boyfriend have decided on a completely new section in the anime character hunting.
Natsuko: She has a boyfriend?
Kira: Yeah, they've been together for about a year or two
Neko-chan: The new section is dedicated to boys. It's called "Bishoujo hunting"
Everyone: Bishoujo Hunting?
Neko-chan: It is similar to Bishonen Hunting, but only here…well…you know what Bishoujo means, right? Today is the opening ceremony, and we need a promoter.
Kira: P…promoter?
Neko-chan: That means that you have to come to the ceremony dressed up in that outfit over there and explain to guys what all this is about.
Natsuko: ((Laughs her head off)) OMG, you have to wear that thing!
Kira: ((Visibly pales)) How could she do this to me?
Neko-chan: And if you don't come, I'm taking that house away from you!
Everyone: ((Silence))
Natsuko, Saeki and Everyone else: You're going
Kira: I hate you all ((Chibi tears))
Xellos: ((Takes the skimpy outfit from Saeki and whistles)) I wouldn't mind to see you in this
Kira: ((Blushes)) Xellos!
Saeki: ((Starts reading his other letter)) Woah, an invitation to the Bishoujo hunter organization opening ceremony! I am already eligible to become a Bishoujo hunter! Haha, we're going together then ((Opens the package and finds something resembling an oracle bell (Shaman King))) What is this?
Neko-chan: Bishonen hunters get the official BH identification ring, and Bishoujo hunters get an official BH identification bracelet. This model was made to resemble the Oracle bell
Saeki: ((Puts it on)) Cool
Kira: I hate this outfit ((Glares at the clothes Xellos is holding))
Neko-chan: Now, now Kira-chan. This outfit was designed especially for you, it should suit you in every way. The greatest designers worked on it day and night
Kira: Oh yeah, I feel soooo honored
Neko-chan: Was that sarcasm I sensed?
Kira: Who would have thought, you have a brain.
Killua: Hey, how about you put it on! ((Grin))
Kira: ((Mega blush)) I don't think…
Hao: Oh come on, for your bishonens!
Neko-chan: And for the sake of your house!
Kira: ((More blushing)) H…hai… ((Grabs the outfit from Xellos and runs upstairs))
Natsuko: Hey, why didn't she ask me to be a promoter?
Saeki: She asks only pretty girls for that stuff
Natsuko: ((Evil glare)) Oh, that was low ((Turns to Itachi with small tears in the corner of her eyes)) Am I pretty, Itachi-san? ((Sniffs))
Itachi: ((Smallest hint of blush)) Yes, you're lovely
Natsuko: Hah! ((Sticks tongue out at Saeki)) From his mouth in to gods ears!
Saeki: Whatever
Neko-chan: The reason you aren't asked to be a promoter is because Kira's bishonens are not allowed to go with her, and someone has to take care of them.
Natsuko: ((Points a single finger at her chest)) Me?
Sesshomaru: Why can't we go?
Neko-chan: Oh I don't know, let me think. Hmm, hmm, how about because there will be bishonens from all over the globe, both anime and real, aiming to catch the most beautiful and priceless bishoujo they can find, and Kira will be dressed in a cute little outfit that brings out her finest qualities and not to mention that Kira's personality practically makes bishonens stick to her, and if that ain't enough she is rated ULTRA VIP because she has you KLG's behind her back, and when you KLG's see all the bishonens trying to catch her you would go berserk and destroy my presentation!
Saeki and Natsuko: You mean Kira-chan can be hunted down!
Neko-chan: How should I put this…YES! You can be hunted down too Natsuko
KLG's: NANI!
Natsuko's bishies: NANI!
Saeki: Wait, what does KLG stand for?
Neko-chan: Kira loving group, my own nickie!
Seto: We are going!
Neko-chan: Sorry, no can't do.
Hao: See if I care, you ain't stopping us!
Gaara: Someone needs to protect Kira!
Neko-chan: And that's why I'm sending Saeki with her
Saeki: Woah, woah, woah, hold up! You invited me so that I could go with Kira and protect her from who knows how strong bishies who would want to catch her as their own bishoujo!
Neko-chan: Yeah, that's the idea
Saeki: ((Evil glare)) You want to kill me, don't you ((Evil aura of KLG behind him)) Umm…I guess I should practice that protecting now ((Sweat drops))
Natsuko: OMG, I will be taking care of Kira's bishies and mine! This is turning in to the best day of my life!
Saeki: Not mine, that's for sure
Neko-chan: And to make sure the bishies don't escape, this house had a strong force field around it that could kill even me!
((steps are heard))
Natsuko: Ooh, Kira's coming!
Kira: ((From behind the door)) Promise not to laugh…
((Everyone either hn's or says ok, depending on their personality))
Kira: ((Comes out, dressed in the outfit. It is a very short black skirt with chains and a cute skull buckle, she has fighting boots and net-socks-thingies…whatever they are called…her top consists of a sports bra that has a net-shirt over it, her hair is slightly wavy now, she has a black chocker with a Ankh locket, with ankh earrings, she has a spiky bracelet on her right hand, and on her left were chain bracelets that hung slightly. Her black eyeliner and black lipstick were still there, and she is trying to pull down her skirt)) ((Mega-blush)) It's so…embarrassing…
((Everyone goes silent as they look at her, they are all wide-eyed))
Neko-chan: ((star-eyed)) It suits you like a glove!
Saeki: Woah…
Natsuko: ((Looks at Saeki and bonks him on the head)) don't think anything you shouldn't
Saeki: I wasn't thinking anything!
Natsuko: You better not, for your own good ((glances at her bishies, and uses her powers to put a wall between them and Kira)) Goes for you too, I hope you know!
Hao: You are so…beautiful…
Natsuko: And by beautiful you think "You look so sexy I want to drag you to bed", is that it!
Hao: What is that supposed to mean?
Natsuko: Horny bastard! I don't care if you are her bishonen; no one looks at my friend like a mere sex object
((Ultra glaring session))
Hao: If you weren't Kira's friend, I would kill you
Natsuko: I would like to see you try
Kira: Can we just…get going already? ((Blush))
Neko-chan: Alrighty then, you and Saeki stand close to each other now, and I'll transport you! Ending transition ((screen disappears))
((Kira and Saeki walk closer to each other and look up, when a portal appears above and sucks them in))
Natsuko: ((Grins evilly)) Well this leaves just you guys and me
((Kira's bishies are trying to sneak out))
Natsuko: Nuh-uh-uh, you aren't allowed to go out of this house! You're stuck with me until Kira comes back
Kira's bishies: ((Sweat drop))
Natsuko: Hey, Itachi! ((looks around, only to see that Itachi is nowhere in sight)) Where did he run off to now?
((Kira and Saeki appear in an anime convention-like room, with many bishonens walking around and many promoter girls that are dressed in similar outfits like Kira, but in a different style))
Saeki: I should have brought my Gaara outfit
Kira: This isn't an anime convention you know, you don't need to cosplay
Saeki: ((Shrugs))
((A black-haired girl, around Kira's age comes to them, she's dressed up in the same skimpy-like outfit, only hers is green and black))
Girl: Kira, where were you, we have things to do!
Kira: Umm…sorry Magician girl
DMG: Whatever, lets get going ((Notices Saeki)) And who's that tall, dark and gruesome?
Saeki: ((Glare)) Oi
Kira: Magician girl, stop it. Saeki-kun is a good friend of mine, Neko-chan invited him
Saeki: Yeah, I'm Saeki. And you must be DarkMagicianGirl ((Glares slightly))
DMG: ((Dryly)) Charmed ((Turns back to Kira)) Now come on! ((Drags Kira away))
Saeki: Oh great, just leave me here all alone while you go with little miss personality. ((Continues grumbling, before he looks around)) Woah, so many anime characters. There's Sanji and Luffy, and even Uppon and Zoro! Sugoi! And there's Kuwabara and Yusuke, with both Kurama and Hiei! Woah, the Shaman king gang too! And is that Illumi? ((Runs over to the One Piece gang and starts chatting away))
Kira: And what exactly do I need to do?
DMG: Don't worry, it's all covered. ((Holds up a weird thingamabob, it looks like those pricing guns in stores)) I just need to "stamp" everything in to your head
Kira: Umm…is that thing safe? I wouldn't want it to fry my brain…
DMG: Don't worry, the chances of this thing frying your brain are 1000:5
Kira: ((Gulps)) I don't like those odds, you're gonna jinx me up like always
DMG: Oh come on, I'm not that bad!
Kira: You were born a jinx
DMG: Whatever, now let's get this over with ((Moves in closer with the "pricing gun" and places it on Kira's forehead))
Kira: Is it gonna hurt?
DMG: I don't know, let's find out ((pulls the trigger))
Saeki: ((Turns away from Luffy)) Was that Kira-chan's screaming?
Luffy: Kira wa dare?
Saeki: She's a good friend of mine, she's a bishonen hunter and a promoter here…I was supposed to protect her from evil Bishoujo hunters
((Back to the girls, Kira is on the floor with swirly eyes and foaming at the mouth))
Another girl, wearing an outfit similar to Kira's: Is she…dead?
DMG: Nah, that's a normal reaction. She's gonna make it, dunn worry GothicAngel-chan! ((Cat-grin))
Kira: I…dead…((still foaming))
DMG: She should be back to normal in about…5 minutes!
GothicAngel: Good, cause we're on in 5
Saeki: By the way, what are you guys doing here?
Luffy: Sanji wants to be a bishoujo hunter
Saeki: Well that figures
Zoro: Baka love cook
Sanji: ((Glares at Zoro))
Kuwabara: ((Starts yelling)) Oh yeah, I will be the greatest bishoujo hunter ever!
Yusuke: No way, I will!
((the two start fighting))
Saeki: Ah, so that's why Kurama and Hiei are here, those two dragged them!
Luffy: ((blink)) Kurama and Hiei?
Saeki: Ah, they're from another anime, don't worry
((The lights turn off and 2 female figures appear on the main stage, back to back, holding their hands up like cats. A girl walks up in front of them and the lights shine only on her. It's GothicAngel))
Saeki: ((Whistles in amazement)) They sure planed out everything nicely ((looks at Sanji who already went heart-eyed)) Hehehe…
GothicAngel: Greetings gentlemen, today you all came here for the same reason. And that is to become a bishoujo hunter and to hunt down bishoujo's the way they hunted you down!
((The crowd cheers))
GothicAngel: I am GothicAngel, second in command in the ACH organization! (ACH stands for Anime character hunters) Today with me are the founder of the first version of this organization and the financial manager, please give it up for Lady Cell and DarkMagicianGirl!
((The lights shine on the girls who were on stage first, revealing Kira and DMG, and the crowd cheers))
DMG: ((Winks at the crowd))
Kira: ((blushes)) Meow
Ryou: ((Goes heart eyed)) She will be my Shaman queen!
Horo Horo: Which one?
Ryou: Umm…I dunno…
Yoh: Kira…Kira…that sounds familiar…
Faust: That girl that was after Hao mentioned that Kira was her friend
Yoh: Oh yeah
Chocolove: What girl?
Yoh: Black hair, black eyes…her name was Natsuko or something
Horo Horo: Hey, that was the girl that hunted down Ren!
GothicAngel: If you guys have anything to…
DMG: Gimme that! ((Snatches the mic from GA)) Hello boys! If you have questions about Bishoujo hunting feel free to ask us anything!
Saeki: I have a Q. I was wondering if, perhaps, you three are in danger of being caught too?
DMG: ((Wide grin)) Well if anyone wants, they can catch us too. All three of us are rated VIP, which is on of the highest ratings! And little Kira-chan over here, the founder of the first version of this organization, is the ONLY Bishoujo who has earned the rating Ultra VIP
Kuwabara: Then that cute brown-head Kira can be my bishoujo too?
Kira: ((Blushes heavily)) Umm…
DMG: Yes, if you manage to hunt her down. But the reason she is the only one rated ultra VIP out of us three is because she is a bishonen hunter, and her bishonens are dangerous. I don't see what person in their right mind would mess around with her when she had Hao and Gaara behind her back, and Hao and Gaara are known as the most dangerous bishonens in history because they are known for killing hunters they don't like, and so far they only liked Kira
Ryou: H…h…
Chocolove: HAO?
Yoh: ((Whistles)) So he did get caught…
DMG: So if there are no other questions, Kira will now show you how to register!
Kira: ((Holds up her wrist, showing the official BH bracelet)) Alright, you all got you official BH identification bracelet, right? ((The boys nod)) Alright, then place it on your right hand like I placed this one. Now you need to prick your index finger on your left hand, so that blood gets going. Ok then, no matter what model it is, it has some kind of a crystal, diamond or emerald on it, is that right? ((Shows it one her bracelet))
Saeki: ((Looks at the other models)) Hey, she's right…
Kira: The last step is to place your blood on that crystal or whatever, and your identification bracelet will instantly recognize your DNA and put it in to the main computer, so you will immediately be registered.
Saeki: ((Bites his index finger so that there is blood going, and holds the finger above the crystal until a single drop of blood falls on it. As soon at it makes contact, a bright light emits from his bracelet)) Woah!
Voice from his bracelet: Chose your hunters name
Saeki: Hunters name? Hmmm…
Kira: The computer voice will ask you for your hunters name. When you think of it, make sure you say "I chose hunters name"
Saeki: Souka. ((Clears throat)) I chose hunters name Shodaime Ramenkage
Voice: Shodaime Ramenkage accepted. Ranking: Trainee, Register number: 06, Bishoujo's caught: Zero.
Saeki: Cool.
Kira: Magician girl, how many registered?
DMG: Hmm. ((A screen appears from her ring)) According to this, around 40 Bishoujo hunters for this first day. Set to frequency 24746856 and read Everyone's name out
Kira: Alright ((Does what DMG told her and a screen appears)) I will now read out the names of everyone who registered. 01: Yusuke; 02: Love Cook; 03: Greatest swordsman…
Saeki: ((sweat drops)) Gee, I wonder who those two could be…
Kira: 04: Jaganshi; 05: Luffy; 06: Shodaime Ramenkage; 07: Liarliar; 08: Red rose; 09: King of jokes; 10: Bokutou no Ryou; 11: Blue; 12: Yoh; 13: Kuwabara; 14: … ((continues reading when all of a sudden, she gets chills. She feels as if she is being watched. She stops reading for a second and looks around nervously, and then continues))
Saeki: Huh? What's wrong with her? ((Looks around, searching for the source of her uneasiness)) She has a sixth sense for trouble, better start doing my job as a bodyguard…
((Back at home, everyone is playing…strip poker!))
Natsuko: ((only lost her socks)) ((Grins)) Whoops, I guess I win again!
((The boys who are playing are glaring at her, most are only in their underwear))
Naruto: ((Keeping a pillow over his, ahem, exposed lower parts)) Grrr, how does she keep on winning!
Natsuko: Oh my, who would have thought that Neji has Care bear boxers ((Grins)) Xellos can be so helpful, telling me Everyone's cards! It's a shame that Itachi disappeared who knows where, I wanted to see what kind of boxers he has ((Gets lost in her boxers fantasy))
Ren: ((still wearing his pants)) Something ain't right here… ((Senses someone behind him)) Oh, so that's it! Why that… ((clears throat)) I'm thirsty, how about getting me a drink Xellos?
Xellos: ((Appears next to him)) Hai, hai ((Fades out))
Ren: Oh, I forgot to tell him which drink I wanted. I better go tell him ((stands up and runs out of the room towards the kitchen))
Natsuko: Oi matte! ((sighs)) Oh man, I wanted a drink too!
((In the kitchen))
Ren: I know you're helping her cheat, and I want your help too
Xellos: Oh? And what thinks that I will help you, hmm?
Ren: ((very menacing look)) The fact that you are a mazoku and that I have a membership in the DVD club and that they have every Teletubi, Blue bear and Barney episode in existence. Can you say "Happy marathon"?
Xellos: ((Gulps))
((Later on in the game))
Natsuko: THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING!
Neji: ((Smartass smirk)) who would have thought? Natsuko-chan wears Hello Kitty underwear
Natsuko: ((Only in her Hello Kitty panties and bra)) don't push it Mr. Care Bear
Ren: Well, who would have thought? You can be quite useful ((Smirks at Xellos))
GothicAngel: And now that we have finished explaining the rules, comes the moment you have all been waiting for!
DMG: Me and Kira, the loveliest ladies will sing only for you ((blows kiss and crowd cheers))
((The music starts playing, it's HIM's "The beginning of the end" (Did I mention that DMG is a MAJOR fan of anything HIM related?)))
Kira: ((Starts singing)) your world is coming to its end
DMG: But you don't have to be afraid
Kira and DMG: I'm here for you!
DMG: Save your happiness for tomorrow, and today we'll drown in your tears
Kira: A drop of your blood tastes like wine today!
((Music continues playing as the two girls dance to its rhythm))
Saeki: Dude, I didn't know Kira can dance…
GothicAngel: ((Appears next to him)) She can't. She hates dancing.
Saeki: ((slightly spooked)) And she appears out of nowhere
GothicAngel: Basically, we "stamped" what she needs to do in to her brain, she's probably hating it for us right now
Saeki: I…am starting to get scared now
GothicAngel: I'm GothicAngel by the way, nice to meet you
Saeki: Saeki, I'm a friend of Kira's
((The girls continue singing))
Kira: Come closer my dear
DMG: It's just the beginning of the end
Both: Yes I'm here for you
DMG: Save your happiness for tomorrow, and today we'll drown in your tears
Kira: A drop of your blood tastes like…
((Kira's singing was interrupted by an intruder who jumped on to the stage and stood in front of her, looking at her for a second and then he grabs her arm))
Kira: What are you doing! Let go off me this instant!
Saeki: What the hell?
Intruder: You are mine ((starts running away, dragging the fighting Kira and fighting off the security along the way))
GothicAngel: Oh no, I was afraid this will happen!
Saeki: Wait up Kira, I'm coming! ((To himself)) If I don't, then your bishies will destroy me in the worst way imaginable
((The intruder stands at the door and looks back at the room, and Saeki notices his red eyes))
Saeki: Could it be?
Kira: ((being dragged out)) Saeki, girls, help me! ((the kidnaper picks her up bridal style and runs off in amazing speed))
Saeki: KIRA! ((growls)) DAMN IT! Her bishies are gonna kill me!
DMG: Damn it! That guy totally wrecked my performance!
GothicAngel: Is that all you can think about?
DMG: Have in mind that Neko-chan is my best friend
GothicAngel: ((decides to ignore her)) Who was that guy? I couldn't see his face, it was dark
Saeki: I know, I can recognize those eyes anywhere…It was…
Yusuke: Hey, has anyone seen Hiei?
Saeki: …him…
GothicAngel: HIEI?
Kuwabara: WHAT! Hiei kidnapped my love! Why that dirty bastard!
Ryou: You are mistaken my friend, the lovely fallen angel is my love, my shaman queen!
Kuwabara: You wanna bet on that buddy? ((Glares at Ryou and he glares back))
Saeki: We'll no matter how many of you like her, I have to bring her home safely, because if I don't not only will I hate myself for it, but my friends will hate me too…And that is something I don't want to happen…but I might need some help in getting her back
Woo, this chapter turns more serious, doesn't it? Well, hope you enjoyed it, it was very long and it took me forever to write it! I just read it over and realized that Saeki plays a big role in this chapter, and in the future chapters. Aww, he's such a good friend, is he not? He plays such a hero! And just where do you think Itachi disappeared too? Why did Hiei kidnap Kira? What are his intentions? Should I put in more characters or not? Should I cut off some characters maybe? What's tomorrow's dinner? Find out in the next exciting chapter, and don't forget to review!