Chapter 3
"He did WHAT?!?"
"No need to shout, dear. But that's right- he took all the potato products. He must really like potatoes... he even took those 5 year old hash-browns that were starting to turn funny colors." Kagome said quickly "Okaaay, thanks-mom-gotta-go-bye!" as she ran out the door.
Feudal Japan
Kagome was informing the others of the problem. "Inuyasha is in the future stealing all the potatoes. Nothing with potato in it is safe."
Shippo asked, "Well, what are we supposed to do about it?"
Sango, ever practical, replied, "Um, does this seem really obvious to anybody but me? We just wait until he gets full then pop him! Er, I mean, we... drag him back here?"
Shippo piped up, "What if he doesn't fit in the well?"
Kagome was already running towards the well (again). She called over her shoulder, "We'll MAKE him fit!"
Present Time
Kagome dashed back into the kitchen and up the stairs.
"Oh, hello, dear. Back so soon?" her mother called to her retreating back.
She tore around the house throwing things into her backpack. She ran straight past the TV, then did a double take and ran right back. The headline on the screen was "Potato Pandemonium!" The anchorman's eyes had a panicked glint in them. "All the potatoes have vanished! The remaining 22 potatoes are worth their weight in gold!" Someone came up and whispered something in his ear. "Ah, correction- the remaining 21potatoes are worth their weight in gold. Yet another one has disappeared! This severe shortage of spuds has been dubbed 'The Potato Famine' by the Irish, who have been hit the hardest by this tragedy."
Kagome groaned with an Irish accent. "I guess it's off to the Emerald Isle for this lass. Blarney!!!"
End of chapter 3
A/N: Ok, Now the Humor begins! I think I might actually post Chapter 4 on Wednsday because it's completed and just sitting in my laptop. I am working on another fanfic. I need people to read and vote on it's plot. The fanfic's name is "Unexpected". I might change the name later if I don't delete it. Oh. and to look up how the progress is going for each chapter of PP go to my bio page.