I...Love...reviews!!!! Thank you people! Oh, and just to let you know, this is my FAVORITE CHAPTER of all time! serious humor going on...Did you know I spelled my own fanfic's title wrong? I'm such an idiot. Anyway, time for me to stop blabbering, and on with the story! ...........ok...I lied, one more thing. Is anyone using the stats on my profile page? if you are speak up! cause if know one's using it I'm going to get rid of it bwahahahaha! Finally a longer chapter! have fun reading it!

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Chapter 4

"Hey mom? Um, how am I supposed to get to Ireland?"

"Why that's simple dear- you swim."

"Okaaay... thanks, mom, I guess." Kagome ran outside to the well and stuck her head inside.

"Guys?"

"EEEEK!!! Kagome's dead! Her head got chopped off!" Shippo was the first to spot Kagome and, as is typical with Shippo, panicked. "Yaaaaah!!!"

Kagome grabbed her grandpa's walking stick and whacked the little fox on the head with it. "Shut up, Shippo! I'm not dead!"

Miroku had heard Shippo's cries and came running over. "Shippo, what do you mean?!? How did Kagome die?!?"

"I'M NOT DEAD!!!"

"Are you sure? You look all pale..."

Shippo regained consciousness and added, "Yeah, Kagome, you look really stoned."

"I'm not dead! And I'm NOT STONED!!!"

Miroku reached out a finger and prodded Kagome's head. "You feel stoned to me... I mean, your head's as hard as a rock."

Kagome rolled her eyes significantly and gave Sango a "look." Sango grinned and reached out to grab the discarded walking stick.

"Would you like me to prove it to you, Miroku?" Kagome asked sweetly as Sango snuck up behind Shippo, thwacking the kit soundly on the skull.

Miroku, unaware that his comerade was down, entered the lion's, or in this case lioness's, lair alone. "Please do, Kagome!"

CHOMP!!!

"Ouch!"

"You know, Miroku, I don't think a ghost could harm someone on the physical plane," Sango said practically before hitting the perverted monk on the head with the stick. After dispatching Miroku, Sango asked, "I take it you have news on Inuyasha?"

"Yes," Kagome replied. "He's on a rampage in Ireland. I have to stop him. How would you suggest I get there?"

"Hmmm..." Sango thought about it for a couple minutes. "Where's Ireland?"

"Aaaaaaugh!!! It's... what are you doing?" While Kagome had been talking, Sango had tied Miroku's and Shippo's arms and legs behind their backs and strung them up in the tree. She was busy fitting nooses around their necks.

"Oh nothing. I'm just making sure they don't cause any more trouble... Hey, do you think this will fit over Miroku's head?"

"Sango- STOP!!! They don't need to be dead! Even if they do deserve it!"

"Whatever." She had just finished fitting the rope around Miroku's neck. Miroku's eyes fluttered open and he took in his surroundings.

"Augh! I've been captured by a demon!!!"

"Hey! Who're you calling a demon?!?" Sango yelled angrily, plucking a squirrel off the branch next to her and smacking Miroku with it. Unfortunately for the monk, the squirrel was in need of some serious anger management therapy.

"Eeek! Demon squirrel! The trees are haunted!!!" Thrashing about in a panic, Miroku managed to tighten the noose around his neck.

"The trees... they're haunted..." he croaked faintly before he lapsed into unconsciousness.

"You know," Sango mused, "I think Shippo has Miroku's noose and Miroku has Shippo's."

At that moment, Shippo woke up from his coma and began swinging back and forth in his ropes and head butting Miroku's limp form.

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Kagome had been watching the entire episode from the well in sheer disbelief at the stupidity of her friends.

"STOPPIT!!!"

Everyone, including the deranged squirrel, stopped and looked at the head poking out of the well.

"Can we please get back to the matter at hand?!? I have news of Inuyasha!!!"

She turned to the only other person not tied up. "Sango, cut them down. I need everybody's help."

End of Chapter 4

A/N: The line where Sango says Miroku has Shippo's noose and vice versa means that the noose is too tight on Miroku and too loose on Shippo. Ok, I loooooove reviews. To check when I'm going to post the next chapter always...ALWAYS check my profile page. I've got stats on every single chapter that I've completed. This fic will NEVER be incomplete. I like it to much. Oh, and a side note. On the stats part of my profile, andything that says "needs editing" simply means it's done and being edited by my friends and I. Also, you're going to have to wait for the next chapter. My friends and I haven't gotten together since this chapter was created which was over 3 weeks ago. I feel so evil....BWAHAHAHA!