Hey people! Threatening reviewers deserve another chapter don't you think? I found it quite interesting to be threatened with my own fictional evil vegetable. All right, if you like my fic, check out this other Drama/Humor fic about potatoes, it's called 'A Piece of Potato Passion' incredibly funny, but not even remotely similar to mine. Jemmini-chan: I'm really sorry but 'sniff' there might not be any more deranged squirrels...there will be a baboon so cheer up! Oh, and read the symbols ok? Ok. I'm listing the symbols after this long and retarded Author's Note.

"------" : Interruption, someone interrupted whoever was talking

"------" (K) Kagome interrupted

"------" (Sh) Shippo interrupted

Ok, that's all you people need to know. And the retardedness of this chapter exceeds above any of the retardedness of all the others so shoot me......but not literally!

Chapter 7:

"About1000 years ago, the 1st leprechaun..."

"I knew it! Hah!"(K)

"...ahem...the 1st leprechaun discovered an evil glowing potato among the years potato crop. The potato had the power to possess the minds of those who ate it. An unfortunate young leprechaun was the first to prove this theory. He was destroyed in the attempts to restrain the potato. However, soon after the 1st leprechaun overpowered the evil potato and threw it deep into the earth through a giant chasm.

"What does this have to do with Inuyasha?"(Sh)

"...Who's telling the story? Me or you?"

"...Ummmm...me?"(Sh)

"NO! I'm telling the story!... Ahem... the potato vowed revenge on the leprechauns and their descendents. They feared the worst, and the potato was locked up for all eternity...or so they thought. Years passed and many forgot the legend of the potato and it's power of making it consumer potato addicted. However, one day while mining for potatoes we dug to deep and unleashed the power that is the potato! And as we feared, many of our potato-eating leprechauns have undergone a mysterious transformation, becoming..."

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"What was that?" Asked Kagome

"My watch, it's time for my commercial, be back it a few minutes." Said Lucky dashing out the door.

"Commercial?!"

"Look out the window..." said Barnaby, sighing in disgust

When they looked out the window they saw Lucky running away from a bunch of kids holding a cereal box screaming, "They're after me Lucky Charms!"

"Does that at least 5 times everyday. I swear, he's the worst High Chairman we've ever had. Anyway, to get back to the legend, let me finish it for you... And as we feared, many of our potato-eating leprechauns have undergone a mysterious transformation, becoming potato crazed. We were saddened but it had to be done. We burned all the potato chip bags from that year's crop, and the 2 following groups. However, one foolish leprechaun let 13 out of the factory. That's the end of the legend. We've been trying to track them down but to no avail. We began to hope that the potato chips had been lost. But I see it isn't the case. Your friend isn't the only one looking for potatoes, he's just the only one with enough power to cause this famine."

"So is there a cure?" asked Kagome

"Yes there is, but the ingredients are very difficult to obtain."

"Tell us." Said Kagome firmly

"Well ...ok. Here's how to cure him..."

A/N: Sorry it's so short. Ok, I will try and post chapter 8 on Wednsday, but no guarantees. If you like the story so far review! Oh, and I will post this earlier than Wednsday if I get 3 more reviews for PP.