The InuYasha Fanfiction Drinking Game!
GENERAL FANFICS:
If the fanfic resolves around the pairing, 1 drink
If the pairing is canon, 1 drink
If the pairing is non-canon, 2 drinks
If the pairing makes sense to shit, 3 drinks
. . .and its not alternative universe, 5 drinks
If somehow, Naraku dies in the end, 1 drink
If somehow, Hiten gets revived and elopes with Kagura, chug
If Naraku dies in the end for a shitty reason, 1 drink
If the Shikon Jewel is restored in the end, 2 drinks
. . .if it isn't, 3 drinks
If the Shikon Jewel isn't even mentioned, 1 drink
If aliens invade the Feudal Era, 2 drinks
. . .and they're from the US army, chug
If InuYasha says 'feh' or 'keh', 2 drinks
If InuYasha is completly OOC, 5 drinks
If there is a fight scene, 1 drink
If there is Japonese used in the fanfic, 2 drinks
If there's so much Japonese that there's a glossary at the end, 4 drinks
If InuYasha gets turned into a girl, 8 drinks
. . .and he pairs up with Sesshoumaru, 4 drinks
. . .and does a one-night-stand, 6 drinks
If someone masters a new technique, 1 drink
. . .and they don't know how to use it properly for the majority of the fanfic, 2 drinks
Add one drink for each appearance of each character:
Urasue
Hiten and Manten
Yura of the Hair
Musou
Hakudoushi
Jaken
2 drinks if any of the characters above are the main character in the fanfic
GENERAL PAIRINGS:
If InuYasha and Kagome confess their undying love, 1 drink
If InuYasha and Kagome confess their undying love while plastered, 2 drinks
If InuYasha and Kagome confess their undying love to Naraku, chug
. . .and he accepts, add 1 drink
. . .and they have a threesom, add 8 drinks
. . .and Kagome gets pregnant, add 3 drinks
If InuYasha confesses his love to Kikyou, 2 drinks
. . .and gets rejected, 5 drinks
. . .and runs to Sesshoumaru, 8 drinks
. . .and gets rejected, 3 drinks
If Sango and Miroku say they love each other, 3 drinks
If Sango and Miroku say they love each other under the influence of sake, 4 drinks
If Sango says she loves someone other to anybody but Miroku and Hakudoushi, 2 drinks
If Miroku says he despratly loves Hatchi, chug for you damn life
YAOI AND YURI:
If the main pairing is InuMiro, 2 drinks
If the main pairing is InuSess, 3 drinks
If the main pairing is InuSessMiro, 5 drinks
If the main pairing is KagSan, 1 drink
If there is even yaoi in the fanfic, 2 drinks
If there is no plot whatsoever in the fanfic, 3 drinks
If its a fluff, 1 drink
If its a lime, 2 drinks
If its a lemon, 3 drinks
If its a lemon and it sucks to the moon, 1 drink
If the couple confessed their love while drunk, 3 drinks
. . .and its Naraku and Hakudoushi, 8 drinks
. . .and Hakudoushi has sex with Naraku, 9 drinks
. . .and he gets pregnant, chug
TEARJERKERS/SADFICS:
If someone dies, 1 drink
If its through suicide, 2 drinks
If Rin kills herself, 4 drinks and flame the author to high hell
If InuYasha or Kagome die, 3 drinks
If InuYasha or Kagome die for each other, 2 drinks
If Naraku dies and revives himself and kills InuYasha, 5 drinks
If someone goes mental and starts killing everyone, 3 drinks
. . .and the character is still sane, 7 drinks
. . .and its Kagome, 6 drinks
If InuYasha goes through emotional torture, 2 drinks
. . .and it involves Kikyou rejecting him, 3 drinks
. . .if its Kagome, 4 drinks
. . .both, chug
If everyone lives happily ever after, 3 drinks
If everyone dies, 3 drinks
CROSSOVERS: (My favourite! ;D)
with Beyblade, 2 drinks
with Gundam Seed, 4 drinks
with Ranma 1/2, 1 drink
with Wolf's Rain, 1 drink
with Yu Yu Hakusho, 2 drinks
with anime other anime, 2 drinks
With Dora the Explorer, 4 drinks and shoot the author
with Being Ian, 3 drinks
with Sesame Street, 7 drinks
with Spongebob Squarepants, 7.5 drinks
with all of them together for some unknown fucking reason, chug like hell and seduce the author
If any character from the other anime series gets into a relationship with an InuYasha cast member, 2 drinks
. . .if its a yaoi, 3 drinks
. . .yuri, 3 drinks
If the pairing is Athrun/Kagome, 6 drinks
. . .if they make out in the ending scene, 4 drinks
. . .and she slaps him, 8 drinks
. . .and Athrun elopes with Kira, chug
ELSEWORLDS/PARALLEL UNIVERSE:
If it features the big man, Inu no Taishio himself, 1 drink
If InuYasha ends up with Kagome or Kikyou, 1 drink
If InuYasha ends up with Kagura or Sango, 2 drinks
If InuYasha ends up with Urasue, 10 drinks and sue the author
If Miroku ends with Sango or Kagome, 1 drink
If Miroku ends up with Kagura or Kikyou, 2 drinks
If Miroku ends up with Shippo, 9 drinks (Oh God)
If Miroku ends up with Naraku, chug
If Kagome ends up with anyone but InuYasha, 2 drinks and raise a toast to the author
If Kouga ends up with anybody, 2 drinks
. . .and its not Kagome, 4 drinks
. . .and its Jakotsu, chug
If Kouga is the featured character, 1 drink
. . .and he's human, add 2 drinks
If Kagome falls for InuYasha first, 1 drink
If she falls for Miroku, 2 drinks
If she falls for Sesshoumaru, 2 drinks
If she falls for Bankotsu, 3 drinks
If she falls for Jakotsu, 5 drinks
. . .and he accepts, 8 drinks
If she falls for Kouga, chug
If she falls for Kuno of Ranma 1/2, FLAME THE AUTHOR ALIVE!
LEMON: (Warning)
1 drink for the following sexual pairings:
InuYasha/Kagome
Miroku/Sango
InuYasha/Kikyou
2 drinks:
Adult Rin/Sesshoumaru
Sango/Sesshoumaru
Kagome/Sesshoumaru
Naraku/Kagome
InuYasha/Sango
3 drinks for:
Naraku/Sesshoumaru
Kagome/Sango
. . . and if the have sex and either one gets preganant and names their daughter "Kango" add 6 drinks and once again seduce the author. (wtf?..)
Kouga/Kagome
Kouga/Ayame
Kouga/Sango
6 drinks for:
Jakotsu/InuYasha
Jakotsu/anybody female
the author/Naraku
Sango/Naraku
InuYasha/Naraku
The author/InuYasha ('Cause those get SO annoying)
8 drinks, or more if need be:
Myoga/anybody
Totousai/anybody
Totousai/Kaede
Chug, and/or shoot the author:
InuYasha/Myouga
InuYasha/Totousai (With his face all "O.O" and stuff...)
InuYasha/Kagome/Miroku/Sango/Shippou
Naraku/Hakudoushi
Kirara/Sango
Naraku/Hakudoushi/Kagura/Kanna/Musou
Sesshoumaru/InuYasha/InuTaishiou
Kohaku/Sango
Jaken/Rin
Jaken/Sesshoumaru
Jaken/Kagome
Drink 1 for the following lines (It doesn't need to be exact):
"female gasps when male reveils his manhood."
"Oh kami-sama..."
"Damn, its short."
"HARDER DAMNIT!"
"...can we do three?"
"Where's Sesshoumaru when you need him!"
"Can I stick my Tetsusaiga in your Wind Tunnel?"
1 drink for every time a characters name is shouted in climax
3 drinks if there's more than 20 letters in a characters name
EX: IIIIIIINNNUUUUYYYYAAAASSSHHAAA!
2 drinks if the couple doesn't end the sex scene with an "I love you"
4 drinks if its a crossover couple
If Miroku uses his buddha staff during sex, 2 drinks
If crazykitsune17 is mentioned, 1 drink ;D
If a character thinks they're pregnant, 2 drinks
. . .and they are, 3 drinks
. . .and they're not married and under 16, 5 drinks
If Sesshoumaru is doing it and vikings and Christopher Columbus comes in saying he discovered cheese, chug
PERTICULAR AUTHORS:
1 for each author (All from Anime Spiral)
crazykitsune17
If its not a lemon, 2 chugs
If it is, 1 drink
If it somehow includes a winding Kurama/Hiei sex scene, 8 drinks
inuyashatotallyobsessed
If it has great spelling, chug
If it doesn't, 2 drinks
If she makes a non-Rumiko fanfic, 3 drinks
If she isn't obsessed over InuYasha, 8 drinks
Vampire Puppet of not funny, 5 drinks
If it ends up being completly OOC, 2 drinks
If it ends up making fun of Wolf's Rain somehow, 3 drinks
AnimeAngel11
If it's not funny, chug
If it is, 2 drinks
If you see reviews for "Android 11: Unread Emotions", chug
If people STOP reviewing "Kurama and Hiei did WHAT!", 8 drinks
ACTIONS:
If Kagome says 'sit boy', 2 drinks
If she says it in Japonese, 3 drinks
If its said over six times, 4 drinks
If InuYasha swings out Tetsusaiga and it doesn't transform, 2 drinks
If InuYasha dies and everyone starts laughing, chug
If InuYasha haters are mentioned, 7 drinks
If Miroku confessed of being gay within the first ten lines of the fanfic, chug
If fangirls are mentioned, 2 drinks
. . .raping unsuspecting Inu bishi's, 4 drinks
. . .and they like it, chug
If Sesshoumaru stays straight, 4 drinks
. . .yet is paired off with young Rin, 7 drinks and flame the author alive
If Jaken is a pimp, 5 drinks
If Sesshoumaru AND Naraku are gender confused, 7 drinks
If Chichiri from Fushigi Yugi manages to incorperate his "No da" streak into the fanfic, chug
. . .if it rubs off on Naraku, 8 drinks
. . .and its permanent, chug
If InuYasha manages NOT to pair off with anybody, 2 drinks and toast the author
If Miroku manages to stay straight and not pair off, 2 drinks
. . .yet likes to masturbate, 6 drinks
. . .with Ranma and Ryoga on Saturday, chug
If any of the characters had wet dreams in the fanfic, 4 drinks
. . .and they include a bloody ending, 2 drinks
. . .with their own mom, chug
SELF-INSERT:
2 drinks if the author somehow incorperates themselves into the main fanfic
2 drinks if they end up pairing off with the hottest bishi
4 drinks if he/she has superpowers, too
7 drinks if they end up pairing off with Miroku, InuYasha and Sesshoumaru
. . .and they're still sane, add 2 drinks
If the author dies, chug
Chug if it was the worst fanfic you ever red
Drink pea-sized. if you loved it
If Rumiko Takahashi reviews saying she choked on her sake while reading it, chug
...Oh to hell with this, you're probably plastered already!
-Ryoga