Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related characters belongs to J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Columbia pictures. My Sues belong to me.

Note: This fic contains Draco abuse if the summary didn't let you know already. Also a lot of breaking of the fourth wall. The types of Sues used for this fic are The Foreign Exchange Student and Harry's Long Lost Sister Sues.

Perfect by nature, icons of self indulgence,

just what we all need, more lies about a world that

never was and never will be, have you no shame don't you see me?

You know you've got everybody fooled - Everybody's Fool by Evanescence.

A line that reminds me of Mary Sue for some reason. Though it doesn't fit the tone of the fic.

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Prologue: Two Sues on assignment.

It was when they reached King's Cross station, that Hikaru almost mutinied right then and there.

It wasn't like there was anything was wrong with the place itself. It was her partner for this assignment that she didn't like. Evelyn Angelina Christina Sabrina Rose Lily Potter-Ravencroft, was beautiful, no question about that. Her spun platinum hair swept down her shoulders all the way to the small of her back and shined like starlight. Her large round eyes were a stunning shade of deep sapphire and sparkled when she laughed. Her skin was soft and smooth as silk and pale as moonlight. She was currently dressed in a simple ensemble made up of a pale pink blouse and a short jeans skirt.

Evelyn was beautiful alright, but she also hadn't stopped talking since they had left the hotel, which was twenty miles away from King's Cross. Sure, she was talking about the plan, but she'd gone through it twenty times in the last two hours already.

"And when we get to Hogwarts we'll amaze the whole school with our perfect looks and already excellent magic skills. We'll both get into Gryffindor House naturally and while I charm Ron Weasley and hide my secret from my brother Harry until the right moment, you, being the muggle-born witch, will get Draco Malfoy to fall in love with you." She prattled, tossing her head to keep her raven locks in place.

"Why am I stuck with Pretty Boy again?" Hikaru asked for the twenty first time. Hikaru Takashi was pretty too of course since, whether she liked it or not, she was as much of a Mary Sue as Evelyn. Her own hair was dyed deep amethyst and was done up in a pair of Chinese buns. Her eyes were ruby red and shaped like almonds. She currently wore a black jacket over a navy blue T-shirt and black jeans.

"Because you're the muggle-born!" Evelyn repeated excitedly, also for the twenty first time.

"He hates muggle-borns..."

"That's what makes it so romantic!" Evelyn squealed, eyes sparkling.

Hikaru frowned. "Right... Okay. That's it. I want off of this retard assignment."

"Why?" Evelyn asked in confusion.

"Why not? I never wanted to be a Mary Sue anyway. I wish mom never sent me to that freak school!" Hikaru growled and looked out the window. "...The moment we get to the station I'm bailing." Then she saw that they were just about there.

"Like now." She said as the car slowed down. She started to open the door in preparation to jump out and run like hell when the car had slowed sufficiently. Unfortunately...

Hikaru heard a whimpering sound behind her and froze. Oh God...

"P, please don't go," Evelyn whimpered, tears in her sapphire orbs. "This is my first mission too... I.. I don't know if I could," She started to sob, "Do this on my own..."

Hikaru refused to look back. She thought of making a break for it anyway, but it was a bit hard to do without some how feeling bad when Evelyn turned on the water works like that. "Eve." She began. "Don't most Sues usually do these things solo?"

A sniffle. "But... I'm scared..."

Won't... Look... Back... Hikaru bit her lip and started to open the door again.

Another sob, this time louder and more pitiful.

Dammit!

Hikaru closed the door with a sigh of defeat. "Fine!" Wimpy little ... Grumble

Evelyn was immediately all sunshine and butterflies again. "Oh thank you Hikaru!" She chirped.

"Yeah, whatever." Hikaru grumbled as the car stopped in front of the station. "I know I'm gonna regret this..."

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