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GYRAX Presents… s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell

Episode 10: Remember to Wear Green on St. Patrick's Day!


FIELDS

KANAMI: Hi, Kazu-kun. Want to play with Mimi?

KAZUMA: Sure.

MIMI: REEEEEEEEEEEOW!

KAZUMA: WAAAUGH! EVIL KITTY! GET AWAY FROM ME!

LOST GROUND SLUMS

RYUHO: Tell me where Native Alters are, or I'll have to make all of you my bitches!

SCHERIS: Umm…maybe you shouldn't say things like that in public.

RYUHO: WHAT? You dare question my "I-will-make-everyone-my-bitchery"?

SCHERIS: …

KAZUMA'S DILAPIDATED ESTATE

KAZUMA: Come on, Kimishima. We're HOLY bashing!

KUNIHIKO: SEET! KICKASS! The hunter shall be the hunted! MWAHAHA!

KAZUMA: Right. (And here I thought I was the overzealous one.)

DILAPIDATED SCHOOL

EMERGY: Hey there, KAZUMA!

KAZUMA: FIGHT ME, BECAUSE I'M SOUR AND BELLIGERENT!

EMERGY: What did I ever do to you?

KAZUMA: You joined HOLY bitch! You're automatically a douche bag!

EMERGY: Well, that's just wrong.

CONVOY

RYUHO: Kazuma…

SCHERIS: Whaddya thinking about?

RYUHO: Kazuma must be my bitch!

SCHERIS: I smell Yaoi!

RYHUO: Alright, Condom Top, COME OVER HERE!

SCHERIS: WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

CRAPPY BRIDGE

EMERGY: You're being judgmental towards HOLY members, so let me clear this out. You might wash your body…

KAZUMA: What does bathing have to do with judging people?

EMERGY: I'm just saying you might wash yourself from head to toe, but your friend might wash himself from toe to head. I, on the other hand start at my "how-do-ya-do".

KAZUMA: What's a "how-do-ya-do"?

EMERGY: What? You're not familiar with replacing genital expressions with nice greetings?

KAZUMA: You're sick! JUST FIGHT ME! (He kicks his ass.)

EMERGY: STOP! Unless you want the poor kids to go BLAMMO!

KAZUMA: J00 3v1l!

EMERGY: Yeah, I am.

HOLY HQ

ZIGMARL: Here's more of me being boring.

(AUDIENCE goes off to SNORINGLAND again.)

MIMORI (wakes up.): Huh? Oh yeah. I need to talk to you.

ZIGMARL: Great. She thinks she's my wife.

LOST GROUND

EMERGY: I am Emergy Maxfell, a man who can overcome anything!

KAZUMA: Who cares? You're gonna die at the end of this episode, anyway.

EMERGY: Oh, you suck.

KAZUMA: Here, let me speed it up by hanging you off this cliff here. (He DOES.)

EMERGY: SUPER PINCH CRUSER! COME TO ME! (It DOES.)

SUPER PINCH CRUSHER: PH34R M3! 1'M 4 B1G-4SS MUTH4!

KAZUMA: GUNDAM RIP-OFF!

EMERGY: That isn't it.

KAZUMA: VOLTRON RIP-OFF!

EMERGY: Still no.

KAZUMA: GEKIGENGAR RIP-OFF!

EMERGY: There you go.

KAZUMA: INUYASHA RIP-OFF!

EMERGY: Huh?

KAZUMA: LOVE HINA RIP-OFF!

EMERGY: Okay. You're just being obnoxious. Super Pinch Crusher. Kick his ass.

SUPER PINCH CRUSHER: 1'M 4 B1G-4SS MUTH4! (He kicks KAZUMA'S miserable ass to Cleveland and back.)

KAZUMA: That's it! I'm gonna put a new hole in your ass, bitch! SUPER SAIYAN…I mean…SHINE BRIGHTER. (KAZUMA makes an UBER COOL COMEBACK."

SUPER PINCH CRUSHER: DEFEATED!

KAZUMA: Moral of this episode. Do things yourself, YOU LAZY FART-SMELLING BASTARD!

EMERGY: FELL OFF A CLIFF!

KUNIHIKO: YAY! The evil dude is defeated!

HOLY HQ

MIMORI: Oooooooooooooooh! I'm gonna get you in troubllllllllllllle! You're screwed over pal!

ZIGMARL: SILENCE FOOL! I AM HOLY! I AM SACRED! I AM GOD!

MIMORI: And they say I have an ego problem.

ZIGMARL: SEIZE THE BITCH!

MIMORI: SEIZED!

ZIGMARL: THOU SHALT FEEL MY JUDGMENT!

The End, Bee-yotches!

Next Time… s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell

Episode 11: Ctrl Alt Delete, The Obligatory Clip Show Episode or The Best of s-CRYING-ed.