Disclaimer: look at chapter 1. Since nothing has changed since then, you can presume that anything IY related besides this plot, does NOT belong to me.
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Sango frowned, "I thought you said you were going to protect us!" she gave him a shove, "now go out there and do some protecting!"
Miroku looked over his shoulder sweating, "but Sango!"
"Don't 'but Sango' me!" she glowered.
He eeped and turned around to face the Kangaroo.
Kagome simply smiled dreamily and began planning the wedding.
Miroku stepped forward and began approaching the animal, smile plastered on his face, "Here Kangaroo, here nice little…sq-Kangaroo"
The Kangaroo looked at him closely curious as to what this strange naked animal was doing getting so close to him.
Miroku stepped closer and pulled out his staff, "now stay still…" he pulled out the machete and swung it down heavily.
The Kangaroo jumped out of the way…and a little furry head poked out it's pouch.
Miroku's eyes grew large, "Sq-sq….SQUIRREL! AAAAAHHHH!" He tried to flee and ran straight into…
Can you guess?
…You guessed it…
He ran straight into a tree, fell over, and landed in a small…
Little pile…
Of lovely…
Round….
Hard….
….feces….
Did you think I was going to say nuts? Wouldn't that have been lovely though?
Miroku would have vehemanently agreed with the narrator but he was currently splayed over the mess, eyes swirling, "sq-sq-squirrel!"
And this was the scene as to which dear little Shippo walked into.
He looked around at the snickering Kagome, and the slightly disgusted, but amused, expression on Sango's face. The bewildered Kangaroo, and the laughing squirrel, and vaguely wondered if it was stalking his perverted friend.
TBC
A/N: I do not know when i will finish this. But as stated in the previous chapter. Consider PP on hiatus since updates will be irregular. Besides that. I hope you enjoyed the latest installments of Potatoe Pandamonium ;)