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GYRAX Presents…
s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell
Episode 14: Kyoji Mujo? That Sounds Like Ryoji Kaji!
INTRO
KANAMI: I can't dream anymore…DAMMIT!
CLIFFS
ASUKA: Thanks for letting me mind control you.
FALCON: No problem, douchebag. (He goes POO on him.)
ASUKA: Well, we're safe, unless you don't like birdie droppings.
MIMORI: That's cool. (She holds her MAGIC PENDANT.) Oh, Ryuho.
ASUKA: She has quite an infatuation with him.
STRAIGHT: No kidding. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to make a long-ass speech about how alter users are related to God or something.
ASUKA: That's cool.
MIMORI: And let us all lament over Ryuho's absence, and we'll do it with a cheese sad-like J-Pop song, to increase the drama.
EVERYONE: HOO-RAH!
AFTERNOON
GANGSTAS: We're so badass, we ain't afraid to crush pretty little flowers!
SOME SLAVEHOUSE OR SOMETHING
BIG GUY: Damn! I can never solve this piece of crap!
RANDON GUY: It ain't rocket science, Boss.
BIG GUY: Well, I never said I was the sharpest knife on the Christmas tree, did I?
RANDOM GUY: Let's just drive these slaves, because we're slave drivers!
GANGSTAS: HOO-RAH!
KANAMI: Dammit! This slavery thing is t3h s uck, and t3h gangstas are pole-happy losers! Such shall not defeat me!
GYRAX: By the looks of it, you already are, my friend.
SHACK AT NIGHT
OLD WOMAN: Please eat this bread.
KANAMI: You have it. I'm not hungry.
OLD WOMAN: I'm trying to be kind, so eat it, dammit!
KANAMI: Ok! Ok! Where the hell are you, Kazu-kun? And where's Canti where you need him?
CONFERENCE ROOM
COUNSEL: Instead of doing a damn thing about it, let's go and whine our heads off.
: Not so fast, pinheaded ones.
COUNSELORS: Who the hell are you?
: I'm Kyoji Mujo, and I came here to deliver the Instrumentality Project.
ZIGMARL: That would be Ryoji Kaji.
MUJO: Oops. My bad.
MEANWHILE
KANAMI: I'm now dreaming of a new person. Can you guess who it is?
SOME SLAVEHOUSE OR SOMETHING (IN THE MORNING)
RANDOM GUY: Well, let's start driving more slaves and being bigger losers.
BIG GUY: Well, I actually AM a sharp knife, after all. I SOLVED A PUZZLE! M4SS1V3 W00T4G3!
OUTSIDE
POLE-HAPPY LOSER: IT'S STOMPING TIME! (He stomps on '?')
: Ouch!
ASUKA'S PLACE
STRAIGHT: WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
MIMORI: AACK! Cut the crap!
STRAIGHT: Allow me to make it up to you with a present. It contains information and stuff.
MIMORI: You are t3h greatest!
SOME SLAVEHOUSE OR SOMETHING
POLE-HAPPY LOSER DUDES: WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU MA'AM!
('?' Reveals himself as RYUHO!)
KANAMI: Holy crizzap!
POLE-HAPPY LOSER DUDES: Who the hell are you?
RYUHO: I don't know, but in the name of the moon, I shall punish you! (He kicks their asses.)
BIG GUY: Now, I can't just sit around while you beat up my boys and playing Sailor Moon! (Ugh!) NOW FIGHT ME AND MY EVIL OCTOPUS! (EVIL OCTOPUS magically appears.)
RYUHO: That thing is ugly as hell!
EVIL OCTOPUS: I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! Ok, no I'm not.
BIG GUY: But we'll kick your miserable ass anyway! (He DOES.)
RYUHO: I think I'm in need of a magical comeback scene here, dammit! (He BOUNCES BACK TO LIFE and KICKS THEIR ASSES.)
BIG GUY: WAAAAAAAAAARGH! I'M HIS BITCH!
KANAMI: Thanks for saving me. Now, where the hell is Kazu-kun?
RYUHO: OUCH! AGONIZING ANGSTY PAIN!
KANAMI: Whoops. My bad.
CONVOY
SCHERIS: I SHALL OVERCOME!
URIZANE: I think she's lost it.
CLOAKED WOMEN: I don't think she ever had it.
MEANWHGILE, IN SOME DARK PLACE…
KAZUMA: I'm back! I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!
The End, Bee-yotches!
Next Time…
s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell
Episode 15: Nanostray Boy!