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It's PARODY TIME!
GYRAX Presents…
s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell
Episode 17: Ayase, the Obligatory Hottie!
AYASE: Hiya! I'm here to capture you!
BIG UGLY GUY: I'M BACK WITH A VENGEANCE BITCH!
(SMASH!)
AYASE: NOW, I SHALT DROWN YOU WITH MY MAGIC WATER!
(MAGIC WATER engulfs KAZUMA.)
AYASE: Dum Du-Dum DUUUUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUM! Dum Du-Dum DUUUUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUM! Dum Du-Dum DUUUUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUM! Dum Du-Dum DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
KAZUMA: THAT'S "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES", STUPID!
AYASE: YOU EXPECT ME TO SING THAT RUBBER DUCKY SOMG FROM SESAME STREET!
KAZUMA DROWNS: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
CITY
KYOJI Drives By: For a smart guy, Ilyon, you sure pick the worst places to hide. Like no one will ever see you on top of a building.
ILYON: I hate you.
CAVERNS
AYASE: Thank God the cost is clear. (She stares at KAZUMA, all SPARKLY-EYED.)
KAZUMA: …
AYASE: HUGGLES!
KAZUMA: Not huggles! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AYASE: God, you're such a baby.
FLASHBACK
POOR PEOPLE: We like to have you around, but you're an alter user, so we have no choice but to discriminate against you. No offense.
END FLASHBACK
HILLS
RYUHO: That's a way to thank someone.
SCHERIS: Hey. Let's eat these weird-looking fruit with faces.
RYUHO: Like that one episode of Inuyasha?
CONVOY
URIZANE: TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNW, PUPPET MAN!
CLOAKED GIRLS: Let him go! He is My Master!
URIZANE: And that proves that he had to use Alter Power to MAKE girls because he can't get a REAL girlfriend!
CLOAKED GIRLS: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
HOSPITAL
ZIGMAR: Here's more of me being boring…again.
ILYON: And here's some of me hoping that Mary Sue, Kyoji Mujo dies.
CAVERNS
AYASE: Allow me to explain how Alter Power works in a boring-ass exposition!
KAZUMA: I'm bored, but at least I'm not huggled.
AYASE: You're such a baby.
KAZUMA: I am what I am.
AYASE: And that's why I like you. Come to the mainland with me becaue I'm over-obsessed!
KAZUMA: Screw you! I'm going home, wherever that is.
AYASE: I SHALL DROWN YOU! (MAGIC WATER forms.)
KAZUMA DROWNS: WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
AYASE: I SHALT KICK YOUR ASS!
KAZUMA: MY ASS ART KICKED!
AYASE: Dum Du-Dum DUUUUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUM! Dum Du-Dum DUUUUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUM! Dum Du-Dum DUUUUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUM! Dum Du-Dum DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!)
AYASE: CRAP! My brother died! ANGSTY DEATH! (She DIES.)
KAZUMA: As Darth Vader would say, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KYOJI: And here's where I join in.
KAZUMA: Ass-HOLY!
KYOJI: Puh-leeeeeeez! That is SO infantile.
KAZUMA: HOW ABOUT THIS? (He BLOWS HIM AWAY with his AMAZING POWER.)
KYOJI: Oooooooooooooooooh. Look at the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
HOSPITAL
ZIGMAR: Check out my stupid face.
HILLS
KANAMI: Like the new clothes, Scheris?
SCHERIS: No. They are utterly tasteless.
KANAMI: You are the series' fanservice, so the outfit's only suitable.
The End, Bee-yotches!
Next Time…
s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell
Episode 18: Straight Cougar. You Speak too Fast.