A/N: FWEE, Reviews! Reviews make the authoress update faster. /nodnod/

Curry, I fixed those mistakes. XD Don't pester be about them …again.

Perky-12, Sporks are pwnage, yes?

She-who-must-not-be-named of course they were naked! What kind of fangirl would I be? Not a very good one…

Iamriku'slover, er... oO XD Don't worry, I was there too. SNORTS

Royale, they planned it, so they were all giddy and such, mm?

Desert… Chill. XD Thanks again for more ideas :3.

Sabotage, glad you like it D, and my other works too.

French Toast… oO Stalking me? I always knew I would be the stalker, but to become the stalked…? That's kind of scary.

This chapter goes to RoyaleWizardress! D Here you are!

The Bumps in the Next room

The night was long, and it was past one in the morning on the Island we've all come to know and love well. The sand was glistening in the full moon, and the water looked spectral, like tears of jewels from the sky had poured in like liquid glass. At this time, the residents of the isle were bound to be asleep, probably in their own rooms of the large home which stretched over the water gently. However, one cannot trust everyone when the opportunity was so… open.

In the darkness that swept over the house, on the second floor where all the bedrooms were, one door remained tightly closed, while the other four were slightly ajar. One completely open, yet it was empty. Behind the closed door, if you were the one to eavesdrop, and listen in on the inhabitant of the room, you would hear… I guess you could say, a few disturbing things.

"Wow, it's so big," an awe-licked voice said.

"I know! I had a hard time getting it in there…" a second voice, a bit deeper, replied.

If you knew any better, you would know these two people talking were Sora and Riku themselves.

"Holy crap! Push it harder! HARDER I SAY! You won't get anywhere like that!" Sora urged through the darkness.

A few bumping sounds and the clashing of a glass hitting the floor followed this.

It wasn't until next morning, did the other inhabitants of the house decide to question why Riku and Sora had locked themselves, well, just tightly closed the door, in Riku's room. They had suspected something, but really, they disregarded it. The group of five (Desert had become a regular guest, and had often slept in Tidus' room) were sitting in the kitchen one day, sipping orange juice and swallowing down syrup-drowned pancakes.

Kairi, looking very tired, rubbed her head, her hair sticking up in awkward ways, having just woken up. "I swear, I got like no sleep last night!" she complained, as her room was the one next to Riku's. Desert tilted her head, her roan hair tied into a messy bun behind her head, and she had small bags under her usually coloured eyes.

"Dear, and I thought I heard a lot," she said softly, Tidus' room (where she also slept) being next to Kairi's. Next to that room was Selphie's, and Wakka then Sora (whom hadn't been in his mess of a room for three days.)

"Yeah, I mean, it was constantly BUMP BUMP BUMP," Kairi moaned, "for HOURS."

Selphie had, for the third time, fallen face first into her cereal, and three times, Tidus (by the hair) had pulled her out. She started with a jump, "Wow! I haven't heard a thing!"

"…Selphie, you sleep like a rock." Wakka said slowly.

"Oh. Right."

Desert shook her head, stretching, before walking away from the table. She was dressed in a pair of baggy boxers and a shirt, "Oy, I'll be back tomorrow, Jen said she might want to come."

"Jen?" Questioned Selphie.

"Oh, right, you haven't met her…" Desert said trailing off. "Well, no matter, I'll be back tomorrow. Ciao! Love yeh, Tidus!"

And with a small grin, she disappeared, leaving a pile of sand where she once stood.

BUMP. BUMP. BUMP.

"You know, I really want to know what those two are doing inside of there," Tidus said weakly, staring over his shoulder at the stairs, which led up to the bedrooms. "I mean, what's with all the ruckus?"

"What if they're—" Wakka started, but Kairi cut him off hastily.

"Don't be silly!" She said, grinning weakly, though she didn't sound all too sure herself. She looked at her last pancake half heartedly and pushed the plate away. Standing up, she looked at Wakka, Tidus and Selphie, who looked back at her perplexedly.

"I'll be right back, I'm going to get some answers," was her defiant reply, walking upstairs and her pink PJ bottoms billowing out lightly behind her. She started the short climb up the stairs, taking her bitter sweet time as she did so. Like it had taken her an eternity, she had finally made it to the top, and stood, staring at the closed door that belonged to Riku's room.

Hesitating slightly, she placed her hand on the doorknob, unsure completely if she should burst in, or do something else. Finally making up her mind after a moment of debating, she turned the handle and opened the door a bit.

"Riku? Sora?" she asked softly. What noise there was disappeared, making a silence fill the area. There were a few small bumps, then more silence.

"Hey Kairi!" came Sora's over-excited voice through the darkness. How it still managed to stay dark in there, it was a mystery to Kairi.

"H-hey," stuttered Kairi back.

"Care to join us?" asked Riku. Kairi raised her eyebrows.

"Join you in what?" she asked, sounding even more confused than she already was.

"Oh just-" Riku started, but he was cut off by Sora.

"HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S THAT WHITE STUFF!" He half shouted, sounding very astounded. Kairi's eyes widened.

"That, Sora," replied Riku's calm voice, "is-"

But Kairi didn't get to hear the rest of Riku's explanation, as she slammed the door shut, and ran down the stairs, falling over onto her face after reaching the kitchen again. Selphie, Tidus and Wakka turned to look at her, all of them now dressed and enjoying a game of Big Two.

"CHECKMATE!" screamed Selphie after a moment, pointing at a two of hearts she recently put down.

"…This is a card game, Selphie, not chess," Tidus reminded impatiently, looking back at Kairi.

"Right. I knew that," Selphie replied. "Oh, hey Kairi!" she said suddenly, sounding as though she just realized she was on the floor.

"Wakka!" Kairi cried, though she was partially muffled, as her face was still mounted painfully into the bamboo flooring.

"Can't hear you, dear," Wakka replied, leaning back casually in his chair.

Kairi struggled, flailing her arms slightly, but managed to get her face out of the flooring, and sat up, leaning against the stairs. "Wakka!"

"That's my name, don't wear it out," he commented in a lazy drawl. He opened one eye and looked at Kairi. "What?"

"They really are… they really are doing that!" Kairi cried hopelessly, putting her face in her hands wearily. Everyone straightened up almost as soon as she said this, and Selphie hopped out of her chair.

"Its okay Kairi, you're probably overreacting," she cooed gently, holding her friend's shoulders.

"No, why would Sora be asking what… what white stuff is!" Kairi sobbed.

"Er, well, lets just get on with the day, and hope they come out," Tidus suggested resignedly, Wakka and Selphie agreeing.

"C'mere Kairi, let's just get cleaned up, and we'll go out swimming," Selphie said softly, helping the girl up and taking her into her room. Wakka and Tidus went to finish cleaning the dishes, leaving soon after having already dressed.

The day passed as regularly as the group could possibly allowed it to. Wakka and Tidus decided to go exploring, coming back with their hands over-laden with different fruits. Kairi and Selphie spent the day sun tanning and swimming, and all four of them decided to make a small campfire on the beach and enjoy eating fruits and roasting marshmallows. They were rather quiet the whole time, watching the bright stars and laughable expressions on Wakka's face, as he was snoring.

"I dare you," Selphie hissed evilly. Tidus almost replied, but there was a loud, deafening CRACK, and Desert and Jen appeared, sitting on Wakka. Desert was wearing her usual, skank-Japanese Girl School Outfit, her bunny ear's strapped securely on, and her locks of roan hair straightened. Jen was in a simple pair of boy's black shorts, a pair of runners, and a white tee with a Paopu fruit on the chest covering her torso. Her hair was also loose and straightened.

"Hey!" Desert greeted happily, waving through the darkness.

"Hehe, we landed on something soft this time," Jen stated knowingly. She smirked, eyeing the marshmallows Tidus was currently holding.

"Mine!" she said rather suddenly, bounding off Wakka and jumping at Tidus, attempting to rip the bag of jumbo marshmallows out of his hand. However, he would not loosen his grip.

"Get lost!" He snapped, but Jen, acting much like a young child who wasn't getting her way, pouted.

"NO! Mine!" she said in a childish voice. Desert rolled her eyes, holding out one finger.

"Watch this," she said, and Selphie and Tidus watched (though he was having a fair bit of difficulty) intently. Desert reached over and, with one poking motion, touched a small area around Jen's ribs. Jen froze, sat up and screamed bloody murder.

"DON'T DO THAT!" She screamed, now clutching three or four marshmallows in each hand. She glared at Desert, who was laughing, doubled over. Wakka, it seemed, was unconscious from the weight.

"Sorry, but you were killing my love, dear," Desert said bleakly, wiping tears from her eyes. Jen groaned, slumping down and staring at Tidus and Selphie.

"So, Des here was telling me 'bout a little problem. What's up?" she asked, stuffing one of the marshmallows in her mouth.

"Well, Riku and Sora have locked themselves in their room-" Tidus began, and from there, Selphie and him took turns.

"-and they haven't seen the light of day-"

"-for a week-"

"-and all we hear is-"

"-BUMP BUMP BUMP-"

"-And it's starting to tick us off."

Jen nodded, and looked at Tidus for a moment, before her eyes shifted to Desert.

"Well, I have an idea, now that you mention your little situation," she said, smirking evilly.

"Oh?" Desert replied.

"I don't like that smile…" Tidus whined.

"Shush," Desert commented. "Well, let's do that in the morning. For now, we sleep."

The group trudged up to the house again, Desert and Jen sleeping on the couches, while everyone tuckered into bed. They managed to block out the sounds of continuous bumping all through the night. Somehow, Wakka managed to be dragged to his room, and they all slept soundly. The next morning, all dressed in their regular clothes, the group stood silently outside Riku's room, where they continuously heard the ordinary bumping sounds. Tidus had a small video camera strapped to his head, which had D.S. inscribed into it with gold.

"Okay, so the plan is, we just shove him in there, and record what's going on, get 'im out, and see?" Selphie briefed slowly. Desert nodded, giving a thumbs up, Jen nodding as well.

"Pretty much, yeah," she said in agreement. She looked at Tidus, who was attempting to look brave, but he just couldn't muster.

"Ready?" Wakka asked.

"Well-" Tidus started, but yelped as Jen flung the door open and Desert pushed him inside. They gently closed the door, but not before they heard--

"TIDUS! Wanna join us? It's really fun!" Sora exclaimed.

"Yeah, it is," Riku added, "there's a lot of white stuff!"

"COOL!" Tidus replied.

BUMP. BUMP. BUMP.

Desert widened her eyes. "Awww, my poor Tidus. He's probably lost his virginity."

"Soul Rapist," Jen breathed to her friend, eyeing her warily.

"HEY, you owed me for the pancake batter and Shirley Temples you kept demanding," Desert replied. "Besides, I sold my soul for bubble tea, and I need to feed off you, Amp and them."

"Uwah?" Wakka, Selphie and Kairi said at the same time.

"Eh?" Jen and Desert questioned.

"Oh, she just rapes people she knows and sucks their soul through their neck," Jen replied like it was an obvious answer. At that, the other three take a large step back, but Jen grinned.

"Don't worry, we have tranquilizers ready," she reassured, opening Riku's door again just in time as Tidus was thrown out of it and landed on her face. The surrounding group gasped, looking at the camera on his head – broken.

"Damn, well, so much for that idea," Desert said.

"What idea?"

The whole group spun around, looking at a very normal looking Sora and Riku.

"Oh, er, nothing," Jen covered hastily.

"Say, were you guys doing what—" Wakka started.

"You guys should really try that, it's fun," Sora breathed, grinning.

"Yeah, it's fun," Riku stated, pulling out a box with "KLONOA 2 – LUNATEA'S VEIL" written in yellow and orange writing, a long-eared, black and white rabbit dressed in blue holding a golden ring and pointing off somewhere.

The group all collapsed (very anime like) from shock.

"YOU WERE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES-"

"-FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT-"

"-AND NEVER LEFT YOUR ROOM-"

"-FOR FOOD-"

"-TO GO TO THE WASHROOM-"

"-OR TO TELL US WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE DOING-"

"-BECAUSE!" The whole group chorused.

"Well, what did you think we were doing?" Sora asked, extremely confused.

"HENTAI, YOU IDIOT!" Kairi shouted back haughtily. Sora suppressed a small sweat drop.

"Errrr…" he hesitated.

"Okay, so, lemme get this straight," Jen said, standing up. "They locked themselves in that room, for a week straight, while the whole time you thought they were gay, when really-"

"-They were just playing video games-" Desert continued.

"-that had a random Japanese, long-eared Bunny in it?" Jen finished.

"Pretty much, I'm guessing," Riku said, smirking awkwardly.

"That doesn't explain the bumping," Selphie pointed out.

"And how come we never heard the game?" Tidus asked thoughtfully.

"Ah, well, we muted it, and the bumping was from Sora banging his head against my dresser every time he lost," Riku replied.

"And what about this 'white stuff'," Kairi asked, "that you were talking about?"

"White stuff?" Sora laughed.

"That would be snow," Riku replied. "On Mount Mira Mira."

"…" The group was stunned, I guess you could say.

"Well, I'm out of here, I can sense conflict," Jen said, Desert agreeing.

"I'll come back later," Desert said slowly, and they both disappeared, a pile of sand and a small, green bunny figuring where they once stood.

"Oh, boy, are they ever damn right," the group left behind growled, glaring at Riku and Sora.

They never touched that video game again.